Robert and Thomas-- Oh My

What a day this has been

What a rare mood I'm in...

Why it's almost

like being...

In LOVE!

Could they BE any happier?

Oh.

My.

God.

What a beautiful day.

A gorgeous most splendid day!

I finally got my wish...

Oh yes.

Robert and Thomas.
Together again.

WITH BEAR!

And...

Hell.

I'm actually so thrilled and giddy right now...

I'm having a hard time focusing on what I want to say

What DO I want to say?

I don't know.

I forgot.

Oh Shaggy and Scrappy... I have MISSED you so much!!

Oh yeah.

Robert and Thomas.

And Bear.

(Oh my)

Look.

Just LOOK.

Rob and Tom are so damn smiley...

(they were until Rob saw the pap)

Just walking along

(WALKING... WITH TOM!!!!)

Being all smiley and cute

and charming and delicious

and wonderful

and pretty

and beautiful

and 

and

stuff.

I'm seriously losing my train of thought.

That's what these pictures are doing to me.

What the hell.

I guess I really missed seeing Rob and Tom together.

I will be twirling for the rest of the day...

week.

month.

year.

I'm afraid I just might be on Auto-Twirl 

from now on...

Just going about my life

and twirling.

And..

I will NEVER get enough of this.

People need to stop going on and on

about Tom's beard.

OK.

So it's a teensy bit bushy...

and OK

it might be a wee bit out of control...

But

Come on

You gotta remember what is underneath that hair

Near perfection.

Probably my favorite picture... Damn.

Yes.

THAT FACE

is hiding under that hair.

It's still there.

Lurking

Waiting for its moment to reappear.

And seriously...

Like Rob isn't going to give Tom 

a run for his beard money?

It will be a matter of days

(No, really)

Before Rob has a bushy beardy thing on his face.

Oh I see great things...

Wonderful things ahead.

Which brings us to...

Completely Cute.

Our lovely Kristen.

OK sure...

It would have been fanfuckingtastic

to have seen Rob and Tom and Kris

smiling and walking Bear...

But 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

Nope.

And it seems like since Rob has gotten

back to LA...

We haven't seen Kristen.

Hmmmmm.

But we have Comic Con starting tomorrow...

And we will see both Rob and Kristen

TOGETHER

and who knows what else we might

get a glimpse of...

Oh the possibilities!

Oh the joy!

Oh the many awesome

perfect

great

things that lie ahead.

You know Kristen is thinking "Man... he's CUTE!"

Do you think she could lean into him any more?

Taylor who?

Thing is...

It doesn't matter who else is around.

Not at all.

Because Rob and Kristen

always seem to be in the 'zone'

when they are together.

You know what I mean...

The 'Bubble'.

They are the only two people who exist.

I feel like I'm intruding just looking at this picture...

My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you.

Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Dear.

The moon maybe high
but I can't see a thing in the sky,
'Cause I Only Have Eyes For You.

I don't know if we're in a garden,
or on a crowded avenue.

You are here
So am I
Maybe millions of people go by,
but they all disappear from view.
And I Only Have Eyes For You.

Yes.

That is the Rob/Kristen Bubble.

It exists.

And it's lovely to watch.

This post is brought to you by Bear.

Thank you Bear for getting my 

2 favorite people together...

Smiling and Walking.

Bear likes Green Sheep.

Bye for now

Day 1

Rob and Kristen-- Smiling is Good

Kristen is waiting for me...

Rob on the set of Cosmopolis last night.

A few people have tweeted how HAPPY he has looked

the last couple of days...

Like

Happier than he has looked the entire time.

Hmmmm.

Why oh why can that be???

Oh yeah.

Bear is down there somewhere.

KRISTEN IS THERE!

Yes folks.

Rob always has the biggest

bestest

boldest

beautiful-est

Smile on the face of this very planet

whenever Kristen is in close proximity.

I don't care what you say...

No one else makes him smile like that.

Just Kristen.

"She's mine."

"You make me happy."

"I missed you."

"Everything is more fun with you."

"There's no one else I would rather share this with..."

"I couldn't help myself..."

So...

I'm trying to focus on the positive.

Personally...

I didn't need to see a picture of Kristen on the set.

Because she was with Rob for days before that.

(and other visits before that...)

I'm thinking that Kristen has proven

that she is capable of getting in/out of Toronto just fine

without being seen.

*Been there, Done that. Tom wears the T-shirt.*

And what's the big deal if she DID go visit her boyfriend

on the set of his movie?

It's what they do.

She's been on the set of a lot of his movies.

He's been on the set of a lot of her movies.

Rob obviously wants her there.

Kristen obviously wants to be there.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing.

Absolutely Nothing.

It doesn't have to be all this drama.

All this angst.

It's just a girl... hanging out with her guy.

They can't help it that the whole fandom

was watching every move they made.

Does that mean they shouldn't do it?

Fuck that noise.

And if Robert was your boyfriend...

You know your ass would be sitting in that trailer too.

So please.

Don't.

Even.

And this is where I could point and laugh...

Mock all the bullshit PR excuses.

(and some are quite inventive)

Mock the hell out of all the 

I don't cares

and

I don't give a fucks...

But maybe another time.

Another post.

Right now...

All I want to do is enjoy the moment.

Because its a fucking BIG moment.

and then I might just

*Chortle*

*Chuckle*

*Giggle*

*Guffaw*

*Snicker*

*Snort*

and last but not least

*SMIRK*

Because when it comes down to it...

Seeing Rob so damn happy

Makes ME happy.

And it's obvious that Kristen

is what makes him so damn happy...

It's over 2 years now.

And he's still smiling.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for all the Smiles I have today.

S for Soapbox

I despise people preaching about

how to be a fan.

Like they are 'above' it.

Please.

You bitch about bitching.

I guess that makes you a bitch, too.

S for Green Sheep

Always and forever.

S for Tom Sturridge.

I haven't asked for a picture of him in a while...

So I guess today is the day.

I'm looking forward to it.

;)

Smile.

You know Rob and Kristen are.

Bye for now

A twirl a day

Keeps the foam away.

(and that it annoys people is just an extra bonus)

Robert and Kristen-- Maybe

Really?

Is it wrong that when I saw the pics/video of Rob

getting all mad at the 'paps' in the scene from Cosmopolis...

That I had to smile?

He's just not scary.

Sorry.

Even angry Robert is all kinds of cute.

Maybe its just me...

Maybe Robert really is all bad ass when he's pissed off...

Maybe.

But he is just so adorkable and stuff to be all tough.

Maybe its just me.

Do I sense some sarcasm?

Sweet Kristen.

I love how she's smiling at the camera here.

Is she really smiling?

Could it be a sarcastic smile?

Hmmm.

Kristen has looked gloriously happy since the

MTV Award show.

Gloriously.

Her and Rob were so giddy and sweet that night...

and Kristen hasn't stopped smiling since.

Nope.

BIG SMILES.

Every time we've seen her.

Why so happy Kristen?

She looks so content...

So satisfied.

So... In love.

;)

So close... yet so far.

I did it again.

I asked.

I received.

Every time I ask for a picture of Tom

I get one.

Of course.... Sienna is always there too

But its kinda cool.

Its always good to see Tom...

Even with all the hair and that hat.

He doesn't look so happy in this picture

He was like following 50 paces behind her

(I conveniently used a picture that she wasn't in)

And Sienna

(Who I don't hate btw... so shut up)

Looked even more unhappy.

Which kinda surprised me because she always seemed

so happy to see cameras taking her picture.

I adore Tom.

Do you think if I asked for a picture 

of Rob and Kristen it would happen too?

No.

I don't want swarms of paparazzi to descend on them...

Maybe a simple fan pic

You know.

Kinda like the one we got from IOW that year.

Remember that?

The little girl who spotted them...

No one believed Kristen was there then either.

Or in Budapest.

Or in London.

Or anywhere Robert is.

Sometimes we don't get pictures until MUCH later.

So.

One simple fan pic...

That's all.

Its been almost 4 weeks since we have seen them together.

I know we have gone through longer periods of time before...

And the same bullshit drama followed them then too

But it doesn't really matter does it?

Rob will be done soon enough with Cosmopolis.

Kristen will be heading to London for SWATH.

And I know some people are hoping against hope

that Robert doesn't follow her there...

But after Cosmo... he might actually have some time off.

And what better place to go than London?

Family.

Friends.
Kristen.

Well...

Let's face it.

It's ALL about Kristen.

We all know it.

People can shove costars and directors daughters

at Robert all they want.

But there's nothing beyond work there.

There has never been more than that.

If there was... it would have been all over the place.

All we've seen are a couple of pictures of Caitlyn Croneberg

doing her job on the set of the movie.

And Rob doing his job.

Get the fuck OFF.

Women who have close proximity to Rob

seem to bring out the worst in some people.

Yeah...

They all get hit with the fanatical side of this fandom.

It's scary.

It's embarrassing.

But remember...

No one gets hit harder than Kristen.

Day in 

Day out

For years now.

Relentless

Obsessive

Hate.

And yet...
Robert still loves Kristen.

Day in

Day out.

For years now.

Relentlessly.

Obsessive.

Love.

Green Sheep. Forever.

This post is brought to you by the letter *H*

H for Happy 4th of July!

I will be scarce

(but hopefully be able to pop in)

for the next few days...

So everyone have a great weekend...

Be happy.

Be safe.

H for Hilarious.

Excuses are already flying

PR is at the ready.

H for HAHAHAHAHA!

This is nothing.

Wait and see.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Clue for the weekend.

A-1

Rob and Kristen-- Good, Better... Best.

Really? How the hell is THIS fair??

You live.

You learn.

And I continue learning.

Which is a good thing.

I like to learn.

It keeps life interesting.

Even when you don't always like what you learn.

And before anyone gets their knickers in a twist...

I'm NOT referring to Rob/Kris.

OK?

Just about the fandom in general...

some things in particular.

Am I a bitch?

Do I push too many buttons?

Do I needlessly cause drama wherever I go?

Well.

I am a bitch.

Not always... but a good part of the time.

I'm kinda good at it.

I kinda enjoy it.

So why wouldn't I be one?

As far as button pushing?

That's just me not being able to pass up

the opportunity to giggle and point at stupidity.

I mean... come on...

Let's be fair.

If you are presented with prime laughing material...

Could you pass it by?

I'm sorry.

If someone is going to shove a big ol' button in my face...

I'm fucking pushing it.

I have zero willpower.

And laughing is always good.

Sometimes it hurts to look at him...

I've always understood why the Ninnies didn't like me.

They don't like what I have to say about 

Rob/Kristen

They still come here and read my blog

and haunt my twitter...

But I get that they don't want to hear the 

TRUTH

About Rob and Kristen.

They don't like my thoughts and opinions...

because they know I'm right.

So I don't blame them.

At all.

 It can't be fun being wrong all the time...

and having your Exit Strategies

and Conspiracy Theories

continually fall apart and disintegrate

before your eyes.

ALL the time.

ALL
THE 

TIME.

 

IT AIN'T EASY BEING FOAMY.

Heh.

 

Seriously... Do you think she looks at Rob like this?

So what is the 'news' for today?

Nothing.

Rob is in Toronto...

Some people are hoping like hell

That Kristen isn't with him.

And of course...

That MUST mean that they are no longer together.

Bullshit.

1. 2 weeks ago...

We all saw how cute and adorable

Rob and Kristen were at the MTV awards.

Pretty obvious how much fun they were having together...

and with each other....

and lets not forget the handholding backstage...

Oh no... 

Let's not forget that.

So now you would have me believe...

That they are no longer together 

because???

Just because Rob went out for a beer?

Or 

Because you haven't seen Kristen?

Hmmm.

You honestly don't think Kristen can get

in and out of Toronto without being seen?

Really?

How many times do you think she has done it already?

Think about it.

(Get back to me... I will be waiting.)

 

No wonder Rob fell in love for the last time...

 

 

2. I get asked A LOT

to prove that Rob and Kristen are together.

I often hear...

"You can't prove they are together

and you can't prove its NOT PR"

No.

I don't have signed documents from

Robert and Kristen

stating they are in a loving and committed relationship.

(I tried...they said no way!)

But I have eyes...

and a brain.

And 1+1 still equals 2.

And while there's not signed proof its not PR...

(Nope, no signed document for that either)

If you are a fan of Robert Pattinson...

and a fan of Kristen Stewart...

And you have listened to them talk about such things...

and their feelings/thoughts on relationships

on fame

on keeping personal things... personal.

If you paid attention to what they actually said...

In their own words...

You would KNOW

yes...

KNOW

That neither one of them would EVER

fucking ever

pimp out their private lives

or sacrifice their privacy

for the sake of a movie.

It's ridiculous.

They both have stated to the contrary.

Rob recently dashed any talk of a studio

telling him what to do in his life...

So...

While it's not written on a stone tablet somewhere...

I will take Rob and Kristen's words for it.

(And the fact they always end up together

being all kissy and cuddly)

And before I get shouted at that they 

said they were 'not dating' or 'just friends'

at one time...

Remember.

That was YEARS ago they said those things.

They stopped answering those questions LONG ago.

Coincidentally around the same time

that they started seeing each other.

Like.

ALL THE TIME.

EXCLUSIVELY.

Yeah

Around that time.

Get it?

Got it?

GOOD.

 

Kristen. Kristen. Kristen. Kristen...

I hated seeing sad Robert...

Final thought.

Oh ye of little faith.

Robert and Kristen

are still together.

Remember that summer...

When Rob was making Remember Me in NYC

and Kristen was in California...

and they both looked so damn unhappy

and soooo miserable?

They aren't going to repeat that.

(it was on the note)

I have never seen Robert look as sad as he did during that shoot.

And when they were reunited?

Well.

It just kept getting better from there... didn't it?

Yes.

Yes it did.

I would say its only been 2 weeks...

But I'm thinking it hasn't even been THAT long

And who's to say...

Where Kristen is...

Right this moment?

Will we know?

This is where I do my 

Wink
Wink

Nudge 

Nudge

Smile.

It's not that serious...

and the 2 people you saw at the MTV awards...

didn't just fall out of love in a matter of hours.

Please.

Don't be silly.

This post is brought to you by the letter *P*

P for Please lighten the fuck up.

It's good.

It's better than good.

It's great.

 

 

P for ...

OK...

I don't have a P for this.

I just wanted to say...

 

Sometimes I have no words. Not very often... but sometimes.

 

I miss Tom Sturridge.

And

Just Because.

 

Green Sheep People!

That's all.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kris-- Countdown

Suit. Sunglasses. Swoon.

Well.

Not so much happening in the land of Rob/Kris right now.

Rob is busy working on Cosmopolis...

And of course he is 'seen' out every night partying and carousing

with every female cast member he can find.

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

It still boggles my mind that people (aka haters)

would rather Robert be some sort of man-whore

out mindlessly fucking any female he can...

Than be in a monogamous relationship with Kris(ten).

Truly.

Have you listened to this thoughts on women and relationships?

He states pretty clearly (and in his own words)

That he is a one woman kinda guy...

And how he doesn't get people who aren't.

It's also pretty clear who the ONE woman in his life is.

Come on...

You know its true.

Its the same girl who keeps showing up in his life.

Time and time again.

(and again... very soon)

L-O-V-E (heh)

And I do love how people (haters)

Are clinging to how Rob described his 'sex' scenes

with Reese at the MTV awards.

"I didn't cut you out... but I did fuck you."

as some sort of 'sign' that Rob and Reese had some sort of affair.

Really?

Rob and Reese?

Reese who just got married.

And Rob would someone announce it on live TV?

And honestly...

Don't you idiots EVER get Rob's sense of humor?

EVER???

Goofy

Charming

Awkward

Robert.

And people have to twist it and make it tawdry.

Shut up.

Rob and Bear...

Kris and Bear...

Rob being adorable with Bear...

Adorable Bear.

You know the magnifying glasses came out for these pics.

Rob was finally seen with Bear!

OH NO!

Quick!

Blow those pics UP!

HURRY!

It can't be the same dog!!!

It just can't!

Look! Rob's Bear has different ears!

Fake Bears are all floppy!

I think Rob's Bear is darker...

Fake Bear is similar but not the same!

They are litter mates! Not the same dog!

Rob's Bear isn't as big as fake Bear...

Should he be bigger if its the same dog?

Yes. The conspiracy theories about Bear are still going on.

And why?

Because both Rob and Kristen were seen with the puppy.

End of the world, People.

End of the world.

Kristen and Rob just may have adopted a puppy together.

And they just may have been spending time in Toronto...

Together.

:)

I long to be... close to you...

Final thoughts...

1. I love that as soon as Rob and Kris are apart...

People immediately see them all over the place

with countless people (of the opposite sex, of course)

I say that 99.9% of the rumors are bullshit...

and even if Rob goes out for a beer with castmates...

Or Kristen goes out to dinner with castmates

(where one of them happens to be Rob's best friend)

So what?

2. There has been a lot of speculation about

the whereabouts of Kristen Stewart.

Hmmmm.

She was in London... that much is true.

Did she go to LA?

Probably...

But where oh where is she now?

Reunion in

10... 9... 8... 7...

;)

And where would a post of mine be without...

Walking and smiling. Win/Win.

Tom Sturridge!

I love this picture of Rob and him...

Strolling around...

Being all smiley and happy.

Am I the only one who misses Tom's face?

Oh sure...

I know he shows up behind Sienna...

All bushy and beardy...

But I still miss his face.

This post is brought to you by the letter *G*

G for Green Sheep.

Forever.

G for Reunited and it feels so GOOD.

So so GOOD.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- We Know.

I just feel like smiling...

I honestly don't know where the hell to begin.

I really don't.

SO MUCH happened last night.

All of it good.

Every single word.

Why you ask?

Well...

Because MTV figured out how to have an entertaining show

Let Robert Pattinson have as much screen time as possible

and let him ad lib.

Brilliant.

I will admit that even I was thrown a bit 

by some of the things he said...

It's like his mouth just can't keep up with his brain

Not a bad thing...

But always quite charming.

Oh yes... he's walking...

Let's face it...

Robert has a bizarre, sarcastic sense of humor.

He says things that he thinks are funny...

(and they usually are)

but not always in the right place.

Take for instance...

What he said to Bryce...

"I ripped your head off and now your pregnant!"

I mean...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh Rob.

Did you see Kristen's reaction?

"What??"

That was mine, too...

I was like... 

WTF did he just say?

And the speech to Reese?

Holy Hell.

I laughed... I cringed

(I mean.. the guy said "I fucked you" on national TV)

But he was so cute...

So endearing.

So sweet.

So earnest.

And Reese saved his ass anyway...

She was cool brilliance in her acceptance...

and she finished off Rob's mangled attempt

as a 'motherfucker' joke.

HAHAHAHA!

Excellent.

But it gets better doesn't it?

Let's go to BEST KISS shall we?

She looks pretty damn happy to me...

Now.

Sure.

I can admit it.

I would LOVE to see Rob and Kristen just kiss.

But you know... then what?

They are actually kinda KNOWN for not kissing...

And I actually thought the running into the audience

and planting a big old kiss on Taylor's cheek

(forehead and hand)

Was rather entertaining.

I know a lot of people were irked

(Isn't irked a great word?)

But its all in the details people.

Did you hear what Kristen said to him

right before he ran into the audience?

"Honey... go get him"

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure she called him Honey.

Probably just out of habit...

And come on now..

Let's not forget what Rob said to her when

he came back on stage and grabbed her...

"I want to take YOU backstage."

Um.

Yeah.

See?

They don't have to fucking kiss onstage.

They don't have to perform for us.

Taking her backstage... heh.

And for once and for all...

They are NOT hiding anything.

Not discussing their relationship...

Not performing for public entertainment...

Isn't hiding.

It's how they choose to conduct their very public relationship

in a non public way...

Do you REALLY blame them for not wanting to share

every fucking moment with the world??

Obviously a lot of people

99% of the Twilight fandom

Know they are a couple.

Even people outside of the fandom can see it.

And now this lame cliched line comes into my head...

"There are none so blind as those who will not see.

The most deluded people are those who choose to ignore what they already know."

I would say GLOWING with happiness...

Truth is fucking truth.

Rob and Kristen were giddy and silly all night long.

Especially Rob.

People were asking if he was drunk or on something...

But I don't think he was.

I think he was just pumped

and happy.

And he IS happy.

That much is certain.

And Kristen?

She was smiling and awkwardly charming.

And oh so happy.

I loved it.

People are always complaining that

if they were a 'real' couple there would be pics to show it

And there are SO many pics...

but when they are put out there...

They are dismissed as meaningless.

Or PR

The ultimate excuse to explain away things

you don't want to face.

I wanna hold your hand... again.

So there were pics backstage...

where a more relaxed Rob and Kristen

were shown holding hands...

and then leaving together.

There were tweets from people at the show...

Who saw them holding hands on stage

(when the lights were low)

leaving the stage...

behind the stage...

There were all sorts of people talking about the after parties

and how close Rob and Kristen were all night...

How Rob never left her side

How they were totally into each other

laughing, dancing, cuddling

So.

Yeah.

If you want to keep denying... that's cool

But don't say that it doesn't mean anything.

Because if it didn't mean anything...

You wouldn't be foaming at the mouth.

And for the record...

Holding hands can be significant in a relationship

Especially when its the same person you are holding hands WITH

Again

and

Again

and Again.

People keep regurgitating the tired bullshit

that Kristen 'clings' to anyone

and

 'I hold hands with friends all the time, doesn't mean anything!'

But see.

The one thing you are missing is consistency.

Rob and Kristen are consistent.

They have been holding hands for years now.

YEARS.

Paris Tarmacs.

Streets of Montreal...

Vancouver...

IOW

Between takes on sets

In taxis

Exiting WFE premieres

and leaving MTV award shows.

And yeah... Rob and Kristen have 'held hands'

with other people on stages and on sets...

But show me anyone else Rob has held hands with...

Kissed

Nuzzled.

Hung out with

outside of work?

Let me help you out...

Its just one girl.

That would be Kristen.

Falling in LOVE for the last time...

Yeah.

This Kristen.

(And didn't she look STUNNING??)

THAT GIRL.

She is the constant in Robert's life.

She is the one who keeps showing up by his side.

She is the one he spends much of his time with.

She is the one whose hand he is always holding.

She is the one he kisses and cuddles.

She is the one who has been constantly in his life

for YEARS.

YEARS.

No one else is his constant.

No one else is sharing his life.

Just THAT GIRL.

Kristen Stewart.

Because not only does she fucking own you...

She owns Robert Pattinson.

His actions speak louder than his words.

And his actions always bring him closer to Kristen.

Always.

Kristen.

Consistently.

Constantly.

Kristen.

This post is brought to you by the letter *C*

C for CONSTANT.

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

C for Clueless.

Funny movie

(Paul Rudd saves it)

Shitty way to go through life.

Heh.

And

Green Sheep.

Can't help it.

I do.

Beauty and the Beast?

I had to add this picture of Tom and Sienna.

I mean...

The captions have been 

'Beauty and the Beast'

And while most of you might think Tom's beard

is a bit bushy and beastly

I'm kinda thinking I like it.

As long as he wears those sunglasses.

Those sunglasses make everything better.

Bye for now

Keep TWIRLING!

It's only going to get better.