Rob and Kristen-- Smiling is Good

Kristen is waiting for me...

Rob on the set of Cosmopolis last night.

A few people have tweeted how HAPPY he has looked

the last couple of days...

Like

Happier than he has looked the entire time.

Hmmmm.

Why oh why can that be???

Oh yeah.

Bear is down there somewhere.

KRISTEN IS THERE!

Yes folks.

Rob always has the biggest

bestest

boldest

beautiful-est

Smile on the face of this very planet

whenever Kristen is in close proximity.

I don't care what you say...

No one else makes him smile like that.

Just Kristen.

"She's mine."

"You make me happy."

"I missed you."

"Everything is more fun with you."

"There's no one else I would rather share this with..."

"I couldn't help myself..."

So...

I'm trying to focus on the positive.

Personally...

I didn't need to see a picture of Kristen on the set.

Because she was with Rob for days before that.

(and other visits before that...)

I'm thinking that Kristen has proven

that she is capable of getting in/out of Toronto just fine

without being seen.

*Been there, Done that. Tom wears the T-shirt.*

And what's the big deal if she DID go visit her boyfriend

on the set of his movie?

It's what they do.

She's been on the set of a lot of his movies.

He's been on the set of a lot of her movies.

Rob obviously wants her there.

Kristen obviously wants to be there.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing.

Absolutely Nothing.

It doesn't have to be all this drama.

All this angst.

It's just a girl... hanging out with her guy.

They can't help it that the whole fandom

was watching every move they made.

Does that mean they shouldn't do it?

Fuck that noise.

And if Robert was your boyfriend...

You know your ass would be sitting in that trailer too.

So please.

Don't.

Even.

And this is where I could point and laugh...

Mock all the bullshit PR excuses.

(and some are quite inventive)

Mock the hell out of all the 

I don't cares

and

I don't give a fucks...

But maybe another time.

Another post.

Right now...

All I want to do is enjoy the moment.

Because its a fucking BIG moment.

and then I might just

*Chortle*

*Chuckle*

*Giggle*

*Guffaw*

*Snicker*

*Snort*

and last but not least

*SMIRK*

Because when it comes down to it...

Seeing Rob so damn happy

Makes ME happy.

And it's obvious that Kristen

is what makes him so damn happy...

It's over 2 years now.

And he's still smiling.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for all the Smiles I have today.

S for Soapbox

I despise people preaching about

how to be a fan.

Like they are 'above' it.

Please.

You bitch about bitching.

I guess that makes you a bitch, too.

S for Green Sheep

Always and forever.

S for Tom Sturridge.

I haven't asked for a picture of him in a while...

So I guess today is the day.

I'm looking forward to it.

;)

Smile.

You know Rob and Kristen are.

Bye for now

A twirl a day

Keeps the foam away.

(and that it annoys people is just an extra bonus)

Rob and Kristen-- Imagine That.

 

I'll be your man
And I'll understand
And I'll do my best
To take good care of you

 

You'll be my queen
I'll be your king
And I'll be your lover too
Yes I will...

 

 

Derry down green
Color of my dream
A dream that's daily coming true.

And ohhh when the day is through
I will come to you and tell you of
Your many charms

And girl you look at me
With eyes that see
And we'll melt into each others arms

 

You'll be my queen
And I'll be your king

And I'll be your lover, too

Yes I will.

 

Random Rose.

I don't think I have the energy to actually

go thru all the bullshit that is in my email and DMs.

I mean...

Seriously?

I love how Kristen is supposedly all up with Garrett

after going out to dinner in London

with Rob's best friend in tow, no less...

And going to the same after party...

And yet when she's seen with Rob

all over the fucking globe...

Over and over again.

It's just friends.

And the amount of time

since Rob and Kristen were seen in public

has magically blossomed from 3 weeks

into MONTHS!

Love how that works.

So...

You really think...

Really

that Kristen hasn't been to Toronto?

More than once?

Really?

REALLY??

We don't see every moment of their lives.

In fact...

we see mere seconds

Fragments.

And you can believe some random tweet

that one person saw her there.

Or saw Robert here.

But come on.

Robert was at the CM with Zac Efron

and not ONE picture?

Pap central??

No pics??

Right.

One tweet and its gospel?

I realize the 'drought' makes crazy people crazier

and then they start hallucinating 

that they see Rob and Kristen 

all over the place

(as long as its not together)

And then they start pulling out their hair

and walking into walls

and screaming

"WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING THE RING???"

When the story is quite simple.

Imagine Kristen flying into Toronto for the last 2 weekends...

(Is she there right now?)

Imagine that she is only there for a couple of days...

They just hang out...

Together.

Alone.

But Rob IS making a movie...

And Kristen IS in preproduction with a movie...

So shes not going to just sit and wait all day

for Robert to be done with work.

As much as some people want her to surgically attach herself

to his hip forever.

Robert has things to do.

Kristen has things to do.

Imagine that they figure out 

what is best for them...

and imagine...

try real hard now...

That just because its not on Twitter...

doesn't mean it didn't happen.

They have mastered the art of getting 

in and out of airports without being seen.

It doesn't mean they don't fly.
They have mastered the art of getting around

without being noticed.

Doesn't mean they don't exist.

They have mastered the art of being in love

and keeping whats important 

Private.

Which means we don't get to share

every moment of every second

that they are together.

Imagine that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F for faith.

Have some.

F for Foamers

Falling back on 

Exit Strategies again?

I can't wait to watch it

Crash and Burn.

Good thing you always have "PR" as backup.

;)

F for 

Falling in love for the last time.

That would be Robert and Kristen.

Oh yes.

Almost forgot.

Pull out the decoder rings!

 Set it to...

J-9

"The Olive is eating socks."

I repeat.

"The Olive is eating socks."

Good Luck.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Bye for now

Green Sheep Forever

Rob and Kristen-- Forever and Ever...

Shes got this big green eyes, and there as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin' the room.

This is completely out of left field but...

Remember that song that Lee McDougall sang?

You know the one...

"Falling in Love for the Last Time"

And there was all this controversy about who wrote it

Because a lot of people claimed that if Rob didn't write the lyrics...

He at least had a hand in writing them.

Well.

I have a hard time believing that Robert didn't write this song

for Kristen.

It's just... 

TOO perfect...

You know?

It brilliantly describes where Rob was at one time...

Falling hard for Kristen Stewart.

Falling in love.

For the last time.

Maybe...

Just maybe.

Robert did write the lyrics.

Maybe.

Rob and Lee worked on it together...

Maybe.

Rob wanted to help out a friend.

Maybe.

It's the sublime way Robert wrote down

his feelings for Kristen at that time.

Maybe.

He has written so many more songs for her...

Can you imagine??

And she knows just what to say, just to brighten up my day.

OK.

I kinda got off track a bit there.

Sorry.

Anyway.

Kristen showed up last night at the LA Film Fest

to help Chris Weitz promote his new movie.

I think the mutual admiration between Kris and Chris...

Is all kinds of charming.

Kristen looked positively beautiful.

Honestly.

It seems she just gets prettier and prettier...

and lately

She just seems to be glowing with happiness.

Of course there was the usual bullshit drama

chasing her around...

People screeching about how she hasn't seen Robert in ages

(Yeah... OK)

How she looks happy because shes NOT with Rob.

How shes with Taylor and/or Garrett

blah

blah

blah

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.

One of the biggest claims was how happy Kristen is

whenever shes NOT with Robert.

Um.

Really?

Because I'm pretty sure she was pretty fucking happy

at the MTV awards thingy a couple of weeks ago.

Being all cuddly and cute with Robert...

Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.

Holding his hand backstage...

I'm falling in love with a girl...

Whispering (Nibbling?) on his ear...

With her hands pulling him closer

Closer...

Does that look miserable to you?

Does that look like a couple who can't stand each other?

Or does it look like two people who are

extremely close...

intimate...

and in love?

Well.

I know a lot of people were losing their minds last night...

Some because Kristen is gorgeous and brilliant

and they are just bitter and angry...

And they can't go 60 seconds without criticizing her.

Some because if they don't get daily confirmation

that Robert and Kristen are together...

They lose their shit.

I'm not sure which is worse to be honest.

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

People are silly.

Ridiculous.

Strange.

First off...

It's only been a bit over 2 weeks since Rob and Kris have

been seen together in public.

Hardly the end of the world.

But silly people.

Do you really...

Really believe...

that Kristen hasn't been to Toronto in that time?

Maybe more than once??

Come on now.

"Search your feelings... You know it to be true"

Duh.

Kristen OBVIOUSLY can get in and out of Toronto

without being papped.

She has done it before...

(and that time before)

And she will no doubt do it again.

(and soon)

Just how did Bear get to Toronto?  ;)

I'm kinda sick of all the emo bullshit to be honest.

Robert and Kristen (and Bear)

are all kinds of good.

All kinds.

People need to relax...

Have a beer or something.

Some chocolate.

Take a deep breath.

There's more here than meets the eye.

There always is.

"Use the force, Luke"

Just because you don't see it...

Just because you don't understand it...

Just because you wouldn't act like that in a relationship...

Doesn't matter.

You aren't living their life.

It's not YOUR relationship.

So quit flipping out about where they are...

Or if Kristen is wearing a ring...

It will be OK.

I'm falling in love with a girl...

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.....

 

 

I'm falling in love...

 

 Final Thoughts.

1. Kristen is fucking stunning.

Beautiful.

And she OWNS you.

Try to go a minute without thinking about her...

You can't can you?

That is being owned.

Enjoy it.

2. Kristen going back to Toronto?

Will we EVER see her there?

As much as it would be an awesome 

fucking dagger to haters..

(I can hear the excuses already)

I hope she doesn't get papped.

I can't wish that on her...

Never again.

3. Is Bear chewing tables?

Does putting hot sauce on it make him stop?

Or does it just make him sick?

4. London isn't that far away...

I love the thought of Robert being back home

with his family and friends.

And Kristen working on SWATH

(Which keeps get better and better!)

Mayhaps a condo together...

 

5.  Oh fuck 5.

I don't need no stinkin 5

And now for something completely different.

One of my absolute favorite pics of Robert.

Forever and ever...

This post is brought to you by the number 3 and the letter *G*

3 for the number of times Kristen has been to Toronto?

G for Get a GRIP.

Seriously.

Remember

Green Sheep

and all will be well.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Funny How That Works

I miss beardy Rob. I bet he does, too...

Random Rose

1. JFC

The last few days in this fandom have been ridiculous.

OK.

Things are always ridiculous...

but imagine doubling... even tripling that.

Quadrupling?

Because people are truly fucked up.

Truly.

Let's talk Petitions.

Oh yes.

You all have seen/heard about them.

It started a while ago...

When some Ninnies wanted to petition Fox

to keep Kristen away from the WFE premiere.

Sad... but true.

Oh sure

They claimed it was all a JOKE.

But we all know better.

They meant every bitter angry word.

(Nice try though... heh)

That brings us to the petition

to have Josh Horowitz interview Rob and Kristen together

for Breaking Dawn promo.

Is that a bad thing?

Does that hurt or harm anyone... in any way?

No.

It's just people wanting to see Rob and Kristen

talking about the movie and Edward/Bella.

Normal... yes?

Co-stars in movies do that ALL the time.

But just because its 

Rob AND KRISTEN

People got all up in arms about it...

"Quit trying to force them together!"

Never mind that they are starring in the movies together.

Never mind that no outcry was heard 

when Rob and other female co-stars from his

other movies were interviewed together.

No.

Just Kristen.

Funny how that works.

They look awfully comfortable together... don't they?

Next we get the 

"Lets get Kristen away from Rob" petition.

Now.

I don't know who did this...

or if it was a joke

But it was lame.

And desperate.

But that was nothing compared to the

"Kill the Nonst*ns" petition.

And spare me the self righteous indignation.

I wouldn't be surprised if a Ninnie started this.

(sometimes their alternate personalities get confused)

Then they can all lament on how picked on

and trod upon they are...

Needless to say

(But I will say it anyway)

LAME.

Whoever started it.

LAME is the word of the day today.

I say we start a 

STUPIDITY SHOULD BE PAINFUL

petition.

Imagine the howling.

The foaming.

Never mind.

Considering the amount of barking and whining...

It must already be painful.

Heh.

Funny how that works.

We've only just begun...

2. JFC.

Supposedly Rob has been out carousing every night in Toronto!

He's cheating on Kristen!

He's with Caitlyn!

He's with Sarah!

Really?

The guy goes to one or two functions...

And he's an immediate manwhore.

I don't get that.

At all.

Are you really SO desperate to believe

that Rob isn't with Kristen...

That you would paint him out to be 

some drunken pig...

getting it on with whatever female is near by?

Really?

The man is working.

He is allowed to get out and have a beer with castmates...

Or listen to music...

What is he supposed to do?

Stay in his hotel every night?

And another thing.

How convenient that some random tweets

are taken as gospel.

Strange double standard.

All those tweets saying Rob and Kristen 

were walking Bear...

Or how about the tweets claiming to see

Rob and Kristen snuggling and kissing in restaurants?

THOSE were bullshit lies.

Of course they were.

But some random person sees Rob in a bar...

TRUTH!

Or sees Kristen in any city 

as long as its NOT Toronto...

TRUTH!!

Whatever happened to 

Pics or it didn't happen?

Or is that just for the stuff about

Rob and Kristen together?

Funny how that works.

I love the look on Kristen's face...

3. JFC.

All sorts of speculation about where Kristen is.

Do you know?

Has anyone seen her since London?

No?

Fascinating.

I love that people assume she hasn't seen Rob

since the MTV awards show.

Are you sure?

So much chatter about what she is doing...

and why she isn't in Toronto with Robert.

And of course...

She can't have work related things going on...

No one is THAT busy.

And what happens WHEN (not if)

she shows up in Toronto?

Will she then conveniently become

the clinging famewhore?

See how that goes?

If Kristen were seen in Toronto

(and lets face it people...she hasn't been seen anywhere)

She's just a clinger and there for PR...

If Kristen isn't seen in Toronto

Rob isn't important enough to her

and they broke up!

I would say she can't win for losing...

But that's not true at all.

Because Kristen has already WON.

Funny how that works.

Work. Work. Work. (hahahaha)

4. So I'm not entirely clear about the 

Jeff Buckley thing.

I read that Penn Badgley (?) didn't get the part.

And that there were 2 different movies...

and that Rob didn't get the part...

and that they were looking for someone who

wasn't too well known to play the role.

Which kinda makes sense in a way.

(Tom Sturridge anyone???)

But there hasn't been an official announcement

(as far as I know at this writing)

as to who got the role.

It might even be good for Rob

to have some time off after Cosmopolis.

The guy has been working nonstop...

(yeah, I get the striking while the iron is hot stuff)

He needs some downtime.

Some time to not shave

and get all bushy and beardy

and he can get himself over to London

and hang with his family...

His friends...

(Tom Sturridge anyone?)

And of course...

He can be close to Kristen

while she is filming SWATH.

Sounds about perfect.

Funny how that works.

Just because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for WTF?

Stop with bizarre and strange petitions.

How does one fulfill getting Kristen

away from Robert anyway?

W for No Worries.

I know people like to worry 

when they don't see Rob and Kristen together

for a while.

But it doesn't matter.

We shall see...

Soon enough.

♬♫ Monday Monday...

    Can't trust that day.♫♬

 

 

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

Rob and Kristen-- All That Matters...

A walk a day keeps the doctor away...

Random Rose.

1. SO MUCH CHATTER about Rob and the Jeff Buckley movie.

Really?

Why is this such a big deal again?

I don't get it.

For one thing...

IT HASN'T BEEN CONFIRMED.

So why bother getting all frenzied and foaming

until we know what is going on.

And even if he does take the role...

Um... HELLO?

He IS an actor after all.

Right away I get a zillion DMs and emails

wondering how in the world can 

Rob and Kristen 

make it work if he's not in London with her

while she films SWATH.

Good Fucking Grief.

 Whatever happens...

It will work out the way

Rob and Kristen want it to.

You know?

Cuz it's their life.

Their relationship.

I have a friend...

who is in a similar situation.

I asked him his opinion about this 

and this is what he had to say...

I kinda think it is perfection.

"Its a bitch, clearly things would be easier 

if I was a plumber and she was a waitress. 

 But she would be miserable and I've never cared much for toilets. 

I'm not so worried about being separated anymore. 

We know this is right. 

We know this is who we are and how we want to live our lives. 

 Its more of just a nuisance but its also part of our jobs,

and part of who we are. 

 The comings and goings are not what matters.

All that matters is that we stay close 

and being in the same place doesn't guarantee that. 

God, I know plenty of people that are together constantly

and still fall apart. 

Nor does the distance make it impossible. 

 Its more about us and less about location. 

She could live on a block of ice at the South Pole 

and I would still feel her close to me. 

 I'm not worried."

 Oh Yeah I'll Tell You Something..

 I Think You'll Understand

When I Say That Something

 

I Wanna Hold Your Hand!

2. Poor Bear.

That poor puppy.

OK... he's not a poor puppy...

He's probably one of the luckiest dogs alive

But MY GOD people.

"It's not Kristen's dog, it's ROB'S dog!"

What

The
Fuck

Ever.

If you truly believe that Kristen was just

some glorified dog-sitter...

You are even more desperate than I thought.

"I bet she just dropped off the dog and left

and didn't even stay in Toronto"

Yeah.

OK.

Keep chanting she wasn't in Toronto...

People are always screaming PR!

Yet always getting so angry and upset

every time there is any sighting of Rob and Kristen together.

Racing to 'debunk' it

(BTW? coming up with shit excuses doesn't debunk anything)

calling it bullshit

lies

and

hating on anyone who has the audacity to

say that Rob and Kristen are together.

If you believe its PR... why do you fight it so hard??

How does that make sense?

Don't answer.

It's a rhetorical question.

Of course we share clothes... we share everything!

 3. Am I the only one who finds the whole

Rob is cheating

Kristen is cheating

bullshit so so so SO tedious?

People make up 'sightings'

put them on the AT boards/Twitter

and then the same people who make up the shit

respond to it trying to make people believe it.

Kinda sad... don't ya think?

Hey.

If there ever comes a day when I think 

Rob and Kristen aren't together...

I will accept it.

Because I don't 'ship' anyone.

I believe.

And when Rob starts hanging out with some other girl

Vacations with her

(and kisses her)

Spends time with her family and his on holidays.

Travels to where she works to hang out with her

(and nuzzles and kisses her)

Invites her to his movie premieres

(and holds her hand and kisses her)

Shows up at private weddings

(and gently caresses her face)

and restaurants

and concerts

(oh the endless cuddling and kissing)

and adopt a puppy with her?

Then I will believe he is with someone else.

You know?

Until then...

We all know exactly who he is with.

Who he wants to be with.

Who he is always with.

That would be Kristen.

Green Sheep. And Ducks.

4. I'm not sure how old this picture is...

With the flowers and ducks.

But then I see that hat.

That damn hat.

God... he must love that hat.

The Tom and the Hat.

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for No Worries.

Honestly people...

Have some fucking faith.

Just once.

This is important to them.

They know what they are doing.

W for WoW

Some people have no limits...

have no boundaries...

will do anything to get what they want.

Does the end justify the means?

No.

Just No.

W for Where is Kristen?

Coming soon to theater near you..

"A boy and his dog and the girl who came to stay"

Guaranteed Blockbuster.

Bye for now

♥♥♥