Rob and Kristen- Hot Time in the City

The Hills are alive... with the sound of Ninnies.

Random Thoughts.

1. Bwahahahahahahaha!

2. Oh dear.

The Ninnes over at Nonsense.com have decided

to permanently shut down their hate site.

OK.

So what?

Does anyone really care?

That forum has been irrelevant for a long time now.

Maybe they just finally figured it out...huh?

Did they finally realize how insignificant they had become?

How the very word Nonst*n has become the joke

of the fandom?

Maybe.

Doesn't really matter.

Not that it ever really did.

Not even close.

3. Robert.
Kristen.

Comic Con is coming soon.

Rob is done with Cosmopolis even sooner.

July really has been pretty fucking great, hasn't it?

I mean...

It was kinda a shame that Kristen was finally caught

in Toronto this time...

But I guess since it was her last visit...

She probably didn't care at that point.

I love how people say she just got to Toronto the day

she was papped on the Cosmopolis set.

Really?

We all saw her in the airport leaving on the 4th of July.

She was papped on July 8th?

So it took 4 days to get to Toronto?

Heh.

And yeah... then she just showed up to get her picture taken...

(and she clearly wanted it taken didn't she?)

And left the next day.
Heh.

Except she wasn't seen in the airport until July 10th.

Days later.

Another long flight to LA?

Heh.

Right. Right.

Makes perfect sense.

If you don't have any sense.

Put your head on my shoulder...

Not sure exactly what is up with Comic Con...

But seeing Rob and Kristen interact in public

is always a fascinating to watch.

The body language.

The looks.

The smiles.

Everything.

Fascinating.

Which brings me to...

Oh yes... Rob was watching out for Kristen.

4. I was watching old stuff on my DVR last night.

OK... I have quite a few of Rob's appearances.

OK... a lot.

But that's neither here nor there.

My favorites are always the ones where Rob and Kris

are together...

As I stated above... fascinating.

But the Kimmel show...

Where the above picture was taken from...

was especially sweet.

Like cavity sweet.

Come on... you all remember... right?

Taylor was talking about what they did in Australia...

Kristen was looking at him and started kinda being

all nervous and shaking and rocking a bit...

You see Rob notice...

You see Rob move his leg down to touch Kristen's...

(and it worked... she stopped)

You see Kristen look over at Rob

and silently acknowledge his effort.

I mean seriously.

I fucking love this.

I watched it in slow motion.

(no need to know how many damn times)

And just watching Robert try and take care of Kristen...

Oh.

My.

God.

You just get this sense that he is VERY protective of her.

That he wants to take care of her.

That he is always going to be there for her.

I love how Robert loves Kristen.

Watch it...

In slow motion

(on my DVR its like super slo-mo and so fucking sweet)

It's just one of the many reasons

I believe that they are together.

How in tune they are to each other.

Really.

Watch it.

Now.

Are Shaggy and Scrappy all drunk and cute? Why yes... I believe they are.

5. I think this is the first time I posted this picture

(I'm sure if I'm mistaken I will be quickly told so)

But I think its so incredibly cute seeing 

Tom and Kris and Rob (oh my)

look all blitzed and adorable.

This is a girl who obviously is pretty close

to Rob's best friend.

And you don't get close to someones best friend...

Unless you hang out with that someone

A lot.

You know what I mean?

We've seen other pictures where Tom was protecting her

from the paps

Or helping her get into a cab...

So they are seemingly good buddies.

And that's always helpful to get along with 

your boyfriends best friend.

Reserve water... shower together.

6. I'm guessing after Comic Con

we might hit a bit of a drought.

Kristen will be heading over to London to do SWATH.

When do you think Rob will head over to London?

Before Kristen?

Will he wait and fly over with her?

Is Bear making the trip?

(I have to think... all signs point to yes)

But I guess we shall just have to wait and see.

We do know one thing for sure...

Rob and Kristen always end up together.

Always.

So...

It's just a matter of time

No matter how it works out.

And you know what I really like about this?

Tom will be in London too

(if hes not working on a movie)

And I have to admit that I've missed 

Rob and Tom together

Being all Shaggy and Scrappy Do....

Because you know that if Rob doesn't have to shave

He won't.

Oh it will be a hot summer in London...

I look forward to it.

All for one...

and one for all.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for

Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Hey Hey Hey

Good Bye!

If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it... 

does anyone give a shit?

B for Beards.

I love them.

Big Bushy Beards.

Bye for now

Forever.

Robert and Kristen-- Maybe

Really?

Is it wrong that when I saw the pics/video of Rob

getting all mad at the 'paps' in the scene from Cosmopolis...

That I had to smile?

He's just not scary.

Sorry.

Even angry Robert is all kinds of cute.

Maybe its just me...

Maybe Robert really is all bad ass when he's pissed off...

Maybe.

But he is just so adorkable and stuff to be all tough.

Maybe its just me.

Do I sense some sarcasm?

Sweet Kristen.

I love how she's smiling at the camera here.

Is she really smiling?

Could it be a sarcastic smile?

Hmmm.

Kristen has looked gloriously happy since the

MTV Award show.

Gloriously.

Her and Rob were so giddy and sweet that night...

and Kristen hasn't stopped smiling since.

Nope.

BIG SMILES.

Every time we've seen her.

Why so happy Kristen?

She looks so content...

So satisfied.

So... In love.

;)

So close... yet so far.

I did it again.

I asked.

I received.

Every time I ask for a picture of Tom

I get one.

Of course.... Sienna is always there too

But its kinda cool.

Its always good to see Tom...

Even with all the hair and that hat.

He doesn't look so happy in this picture

He was like following 50 paces behind her

(I conveniently used a picture that she wasn't in)

And Sienna

(Who I don't hate btw... so shut up)

Looked even more unhappy.

Which kinda surprised me because she always seemed

so happy to see cameras taking her picture.

I adore Tom.

Do you think if I asked for a picture 

of Rob and Kristen it would happen too?

No.

I don't want swarms of paparazzi to descend on them...

Maybe a simple fan pic

You know.

Kinda like the one we got from IOW that year.

Remember that?

The little girl who spotted them...

No one believed Kristen was there then either.

Or in Budapest.

Or in London.

Or anywhere Robert is.

Sometimes we don't get pictures until MUCH later.

So.

One simple fan pic...

That's all.

Its been almost 4 weeks since we have seen them together.

I know we have gone through longer periods of time before...

And the same bullshit drama followed them then too

But it doesn't really matter does it?

Rob will be done soon enough with Cosmopolis.

Kristen will be heading to London for SWATH.

And I know some people are hoping against hope

that Robert doesn't follow her there...

But after Cosmo... he might actually have some time off.

And what better place to go than London?

Family.

Friends.
Kristen.

Well...

Let's face it.

It's ALL about Kristen.

We all know it.

People can shove costars and directors daughters

at Robert all they want.

But there's nothing beyond work there.

There has never been more than that.

If there was... it would have been all over the place.

All we've seen are a couple of pictures of Caitlyn Croneberg

doing her job on the set of the movie.

And Rob doing his job.

Get the fuck OFF.

Women who have close proximity to Rob

seem to bring out the worst in some people.

Yeah...

They all get hit with the fanatical side of this fandom.

It's scary.

It's embarrassing.

But remember...

No one gets hit harder than Kristen.

Day in 

Day out

For years now.

Relentless

Obsessive

Hate.

And yet...
Robert still loves Kristen.

Day in

Day out.

For years now.

Relentlessly.

Obsessive.

Love.

Green Sheep. Forever.

This post is brought to you by the letter *H*

H for Happy 4th of July!

I will be scarce

(but hopefully be able to pop in)

for the next few days...

So everyone have a great weekend...

Be happy.

Be safe.

H for Hilarious.

Excuses are already flying

PR is at the ready.

H for HAHAHAHAHA!

This is nothing.

Wait and see.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Clue for the weekend.

A-1

Rob and Kristen-- Love Will Keep Us Together

LOOK AT ME!

I love and adore Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

But.

I'm finding it harder and harder to stomach the absurd hate

that is thrown at them day after day.

Oh sure... you might just say...

"Don't read it, Rose"

But come on.

It's everywhere you turn.

This fandom goes in cycles.

And right now its in a severe drought cycle.

Never a good thing.

As soon as Rob and Kristen are off working on separate projects

the blisters and sores start to appear.

Oozing with bitterness, jealousy and hatred.

Gross, huh?

The thing is...

Neither Rob or Kristen have been 'caught' doing

anything remotely wrong or that would signify

trouble in their relationship.

Unless you count working as a sign of distress.

And I guess some people will cling to anything

in hopes that in means that Rob and Kristen are 'broken up'.

Why so adorable Kristen??

Idiots.

Complete and utter fools.

In this day and age...

People really think that Rob and Kristen 

don't stay in touch ALL the time?

The keyword here is...

TOUCH.

Where do you think they are when both are off the grid?

Swallowed up by a big black hole for a couple of days?

Kristen has managed to fly in and out

(and in and out... and oh yeah... IN and OUT)

of many cities...

without nary a peep.

(OK... nary looks funny...)

And yet...

People still want to believe she hasn't been to Toronto?

Heh.

;)

Why so fucking cute Rob?

Oh and...

Someone

Somewhere

said that Rob and Kristen "Skype"

to keep in touch

(Keyword TOUCH)

And everytime SKYPE is thrown into a conversation...

I hear howling about how 

"ROB DOESNT SKYPE!"

Well.

Did Rob say that?

Or

Did Tom say that?

And just how LONG ago did Tom say that?

And what makes you think Tom

was telling anyone the truth about it?

What is stopping Rob and Kristen

from doing it now?

Some old rumor that they don't?

Right.

OK.

Idiots.

I love the happy smirk on her lovely face...

OK.

Enough of the stupidity.

It really does give me a headache to read such bullshit.

On to some good stuff.

And by good stuff...

I mean Rob and Kristen.

It just goes together doesn't it?

Rob and Kristen...

And believe you me

They are still together.

Anyway.

Robert.

Walking.

You know what it does to me...

I've gone on and on and on and on

and on.

About how mesmerizing and completely

INTOXICATING

Robert in motion is to me...

How I lose my train of thought

The sky is blue.

And how I fumble for words...

Pizza good.

And I generally make a fool out of myself

MARRY ME ROBERT!

All over some pictures of Rob walking.

But...

After the latest slew of walking pics came out...

I noticed something else...

Something even more intriguing

More charming

More adorkable

More Robert.

Pictures of Robert 

Trying to stop walking.

OH MY.

There's something innately charming

and so fucking delicious

about Rob trying to stop moving in one direction...

and trying to go in another.

Let's take a look...

You're just too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off of you...

Pardon the way that I stare.
There's nothing else to compare.

The sight of you leaves me weak.
There are no words left to speak,

*Sigh*

I'm just a fool for a man in red pants...

a beanie...

and scruffy sneakers.

All awkward and sweet.

Which brings us to...

Is this happening in Chicago too?

So I've heard that Tom is in Chicago with Sienna

while she is filming her latest movie.

Is it true?

Probably.

There have been 'sightings' 

although no pictures have surfaced

and for some reason when people talk about her

being with someone...

its always an 'unidentified' male companion.

Really?

Why does that annoy me?

I think Tom is very identifiable.

Incredibly.

Completely.

I used to kinda think

(wishfully)

That Sienna and Tom were just kinda doing 

stuff because Sienna likes to have her picture taken...

Especially since everytime a picture was taken of them...

She would be smiling broadly into the camera.

But now?

Well.

You don't follow someone all the way to Chicago

from London

On a whim.

You know what I mean?

And while a part of me likes the thought of Tom 

being only 90 minutes away from me...

A part of me is sad that he might really

Really

Be into Sienna for real.

(See how easy it is to admit that people are together?

It's really not hard to do at all.

People show up all over the place together

time and time again...

You get the picture.)

Ah well.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for Strong.

Love is Strong.

And so is Robert and Kristens...

S for Sturridge.

Oh Thomas.

I love you.

Even if you are with Sienna.

And guess what?

I wont be starting a NONenna blog anytime soon.

With acceptance comes peace.

OH!

Almost forgot.

I got a lot of requests for the Decoder Ring

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Here's the deal.

Send in 3 labels from 

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And the tag from...

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With a self addressed envelope

To:

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You should get it in 8-10 weeks years.

And for those of you who already own the ring...

Today's clue:

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"Ring around the Olive"

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen-- Forever and Ever...

Shes got this big green eyes, and there as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin' the room.

This is completely out of left field but...

Remember that song that Lee McDougall sang?

You know the one...

"Falling in Love for the Last Time"

And there was all this controversy about who wrote it

Because a lot of people claimed that if Rob didn't write the lyrics...

He at least had a hand in writing them.

Well.

I have a hard time believing that Robert didn't write this song

for Kristen.

It's just... 

TOO perfect...

You know?

It brilliantly describes where Rob was at one time...

Falling hard for Kristen Stewart.

Falling in love.

For the last time.

Maybe...

Just maybe.

Robert did write the lyrics.

Maybe.

Rob and Lee worked on it together...

Maybe.

Rob wanted to help out a friend.

Maybe.

It's the sublime way Robert wrote down

his feelings for Kristen at that time.

Maybe.

He has written so many more songs for her...

Can you imagine??

And she knows just what to say, just to brighten up my day.

OK.

I kinda got off track a bit there.

Sorry.

Anyway.

Kristen showed up last night at the LA Film Fest

to help Chris Weitz promote his new movie.

I think the mutual admiration between Kris and Chris...

Is all kinds of charming.

Kristen looked positively beautiful.

Honestly.

It seems she just gets prettier and prettier...

and lately

She just seems to be glowing with happiness.

Of course there was the usual bullshit drama

chasing her around...

People screeching about how she hasn't seen Robert in ages

(Yeah... OK)

How she looks happy because shes NOT with Rob.

How shes with Taylor and/or Garrett

blah

blah

blah

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.

One of the biggest claims was how happy Kristen is

whenever shes NOT with Robert.

Um.

Really?

Because I'm pretty sure she was pretty fucking happy

at the MTV awards thingy a couple of weeks ago.

Being all cuddly and cute with Robert...

Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.

Holding his hand backstage...

I'm falling in love with a girl...

Whispering (Nibbling?) on his ear...

With her hands pulling him closer

Closer...

Does that look miserable to you?

Does that look like a couple who can't stand each other?

Or does it look like two people who are

extremely close...

intimate...

and in love?

Well.

I know a lot of people were losing their minds last night...

Some because Kristen is gorgeous and brilliant

and they are just bitter and angry...

And they can't go 60 seconds without criticizing her.

Some because if they don't get daily confirmation

that Robert and Kristen are together...

They lose their shit.

I'm not sure which is worse to be honest.

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

People are silly.

Ridiculous.

Strange.

First off...

It's only been a bit over 2 weeks since Rob and Kris have

been seen together in public.

Hardly the end of the world.

But silly people.

Do you really...

Really believe...

that Kristen hasn't been to Toronto in that time?

Maybe more than once??

Come on now.

"Search your feelings... You know it to be true"

Duh.

Kristen OBVIOUSLY can get in and out of Toronto

without being papped.

She has done it before...

(and that time before)

And she will no doubt do it again.

(and soon)

Just how did Bear get to Toronto?  ;)

I'm kinda sick of all the emo bullshit to be honest.

Robert and Kristen (and Bear)

are all kinds of good.

All kinds.

People need to relax...

Have a beer or something.

Some chocolate.

Take a deep breath.

There's more here than meets the eye.

There always is.

"Use the force, Luke"

Just because you don't see it...

Just because you don't understand it...

Just because you wouldn't act like that in a relationship...

Doesn't matter.

You aren't living their life.

It's not YOUR relationship.

So quit flipping out about where they are...

Or if Kristen is wearing a ring...

It will be OK.

I'm falling in love with a girl...

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.....

 

 

I'm falling in love...

 

 Final Thoughts.

1. Kristen is fucking stunning.

Beautiful.

And she OWNS you.

Try to go a minute without thinking about her...

You can't can you?

That is being owned.

Enjoy it.

2. Kristen going back to Toronto?

Will we EVER see her there?

As much as it would be an awesome 

fucking dagger to haters..

(I can hear the excuses already)

I hope she doesn't get papped.

I can't wish that on her...

Never again.

3. Is Bear chewing tables?

Does putting hot sauce on it make him stop?

Or does it just make him sick?

4. London isn't that far away...

I love the thought of Robert being back home

with his family and friends.

And Kristen working on SWATH

(Which keeps get better and better!)

Mayhaps a condo together...

 

5.  Oh fuck 5.

I don't need no stinkin 5

And now for something completely different.

One of my absolute favorite pics of Robert.

Forever and ever...

This post is brought to you by the number 3 and the letter *G*

3 for the number of times Kristen has been to Toronto?

G for Get a GRIP.

Seriously.

Remember

Green Sheep

and all will be well.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Up Close and Personal

Who's That Girl?

I'm laughing right now.

Truly.

There were a bunch of pictures like the one above...

Rob out to dinner with Nick and 'friends'.

Here's what I learned...

1. The lunatic fringe seem to break out in hives

every time a picture shows up when Rob is near

anyone female.

That's on both sides of the fringe, mind you.

2. I'm incredibly jealous of this 'mysterious' blonde.

Look how intently they are all looking at her...

How they are all smiling at her

(and who is the cute guy across from her?)

She has completely captivated her audience...

AND she's sitting next to Robert.

AND she has lovely hair... doesn't she?

Lucky bitch.

3. I'm sure her identity will come out

(If it hasn't already)

And it will be sweet and innocent.

Besides the fact that Robert is a one woman kinda guy

and if anyone has opportunity to 'cheat' it would be him

and yet...

It's ALWAYS Kristen.

(Yeah, I just had to get her name in here)

I love press junkets and promotions.

SO MUCH WALKING!!!

I get endless pictures of that adorkably wonderful way

he has of loping across a stage... a street...

wherever he may be.

That sexy stride

that just fucking enthralls me.

How many more walking pics will I get in this next week?
I'm all melty just thinking about it.

Something in the way he moves...
Moves me.

What end?

The end is near.
I've been hearing that a while now.
The end of what?

1. Well, you all know about how once Breaking Dawn
was finished... so were Robert and Kristen.
And well...
We all know that that was complete bullshit.


2. The end of Nonst*n?
Doubt it.
Although their very existence is moot.
Remember their motto...
"We give it one more movie"
That was at least 2 movies ago.
Now it's more like...
"We give it until the BD2 DVD comes out"
That should keep them in the game a bit longer...yes?
Something to cling to.

3. The end of common decency.
I'm going to address this...
But it's pathetic that it even needs to be.
People are once again...
taking someones kids pictures
and posting them on the AT boards.
And not only that...
I was told they are making fun of these young children.
WHO DOES THAT?
What is fucking WRONG with you?
Poke and jab all you fucking want...
But you NEVER
EVER
Bring someones kids into this bullshit.
Why do people fucking INSIST on making this personal?
I don't get it.
WHY???
Again.
This is on BOTH sides of the lunatic fringe.
Hating someone because they don't agree with you
is beyond pathetic.
Posting personal info
(no matter how it is obtained)
Is DISGUSTING
At the end of the day...
Does it really matter that much to you?
Are you living your life based on whether or not
two young people are dating or not?
Because that is fucking SCARY.

JFC

I need to cleanse my palate...
what better way than to look at this fucking picture.
(Sorry.. the 'fucks' are out in full force now... there is no turning back)

I MISS this Robert.
The floppy greasy hair...
casually strolling down the street...
The days before bodyguards.
The days before lunacy.
The days when Rob was surprised anyone wanted
to take his picture at all...
and we were surprised by how fucking awesome he was.
And how the more we found out...
The more we loved him.

Yes.
I miss this Robert.
And fucking A
This picture has just made my top 3 walking pics.
And if you saw my collection?
That is saying a helluva lot.

Do you think they are sharing that cigarette? ;)

Final thoughts.

Where is Kristen?
Well...
Even though I have my thoughts on that...
I think maybe I will just leave it there for the moment...
I want her to not feel hunted and chased
I want her to be able to travel with her guy
and not resort to distractions and diversions
to get where she wants to go.
I want both Rob and Kristen to find peace and happiness
and to be safe.

Kristen will show herself if she wants to...
and as much as I love to see her (and Rob)
She knows what is best for how she handles her life.

I do miss her already...

But...

Well...

Let's just wait and see.

:))

 

Just because.

My beloved Tom.
He has one more week with his play Wastwater...
Then on to other adventures.
I've seen people online talking about watching
"Waiting for Forever"
but it doesn't come out on DVD until May 3rd
at least as far as I know.
Because let's face it...
I would have that bitch in my DVD player right now
if it were available.

I'm crushing hard on Tom right now.
Crushing.
Hard.


This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for
STOP MAKING THIS SHIT PERSONAL


S for Tom Sturridge
If you only knew.

S for
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

 

(Mary Poppins was on the other day... Sue me)

Bye for now

P.S. I still haven't seen WFE...

I know. I know.

Either today or tomorrow.

Blame it on my best friend.