Robert and Kristen-- Do Bears Fly?

Smirk and Strut.

There has been a tremendous amount of

Rob and Kristen goodness.

Bountiful goodness.

Sweet sweet goodness.

I just feel like typing goodness.

OK.

After recovering from all the gorgeousness (goodness)

from the Breaking Dawn panels at Comic Con...

We were treated to Kristen and SWATH.

Um.

I think I'm going to LOVE this movie.

Now if you would have told me about a bad ass Snow White 

wearing armor and shields and being well... bad ass

I would have pointed and laughed.

Snow White?

The tra la la la la Snow White?

With the birds singing and the deer prancing

and the bunnies dancing...

THAT Snow White?

That is NOT Kristen Stewart.

But this tough, strong warrior Snow White?

Yeah.

I can see Kristen in that role.

Wickedly pretty.

And what a cast.

WHAT A CAST.
Can't wait for this movie.

How gorgeous is Charlize Theron?

Seriously?

And Kristen.

I swear to God...

She's looks more beautiful by the day.

It's like

All is right in her world.

She has finally found acceptance.

And with acceptance comes peace.

Doesn't she look peacefully happy?

Serene almost.

Satisfied.

Content.

She's got a great career.

She's got a blockbuster being released in a few months.

She's young. Gorgeous. Talented.

AND

Who is always by her side?

Robert Pattinson.

Acceptance indeed.

He kinda looks like a vampire here... HAHAHAHA!

And oh my God.

Oh.

My.

God.

The Bel Ami trailer was all over twitter.

And.

Well.

I'm sorry.

But it's hard to be coherent.

I love seeing mean nasty yelling Robert.

Why?

Because its so opposite of most of the stuff you see him do.

Seeing him shout at people

and manipulate and use and abuse?

That is all kinds of sexy.

I know how fucking warped that sounds...

But its so out of character for him

It's fun to watch.

And it looks good.

Really good.

I just hope this one opens where I can go see it...

Because that really pisses me off when a movie

I really want to see... isn't playing anywhere around me.

I might get all shouty and bitchy then.

Too bad no one will notice the difference.

Heh.

Do Bears fly?

OK.

Lots and lots 

and lots

and lots

(and lots)

of chatter about Bear.

And London.

And whether Rob will go with Kristen...

Because Bear apparently hasn't earned his wings.

I've been told that he has to be quarantined...

And I don't think he has to be.

There are criteria that have to be met...

Mostly time restraints concerning shots...

But I'm thinking that Rob and Kristen have been

working on this for a while now.

You know?

Shots and microchips and passports and such...

Because they kinda knew this was coming.

So...

Some people tell me Bear won't be going...

and I think he will be.

(now... just speculation. don't get all worked up)

I think Rob/Kristen/Tom

will all make the trip back to London.

I guess whether its together or not remains to be seen.

It might not be all at the same time.

But Rob/Kristen history has taught us one thing...

No matter where/when/what

They ALWAYS end up together in the end.

Truth

Is

Truth.

As long as you don't get too close...

So true story.

I was hanging out with my cousin the other day...

We started talking about her current guy.

Kurt.

I've met him.

He's a nice guy.

Funny.

I liked him.

But then she proceeds to tell me that all her friends

and other people think he looks like Robert.

As in Robert Pattinson.

Um.

I was like... HUH?

I mean... I've seen this guy.

Rob never crossed my mind when I looked at him.

So she tells me that his nickname is "Eddie"

Geez.

So I tell her...

"Robert Pattinson? Really?

Because I'm kinda fond of the guy...

And if there was any real resemblance...

I'm thinking I would have noticed."

So then she kinda got offended.

Like

I'm taking away her Robert (Eddie... Really??) fantasy.

She starts in with how hes tall like Robert

(and no... because I'm 5-9, and he had me by an inch... maybe)

And his hair is all like Robert's...

And OK. the hair was kinda similar...

but more "Eddie" Twilight style than Rob.

And I really couldn't argue with her about Rob... you know?

"Well, Kelly... I have 10,000,000 pictures of Robert Pattinson

on my damn computer... I KNOW what he fucking looks like"

No.

I couldn't very well say that... could I?

Or how about I probably have looked at Robert 

everyday for the past 2.5 years?

Do you think she would have backed down?

Yes. I am a complete lunatic.

But I didn't really want to take away her Eddie...

And if the whole Pattinson Connection made her happy...

Who am I to hit it over the head and bury it?

With acceptance comes peace.

BEE YOU TEE FULL

Final Thoughts.

1. Remember the time when you didn't mention my name

every other word? Remember?

"It's not about RoseSee"

But yet... it always is.

Always.

Let it go.

You don't know me.

At all.

You can't speak for my motives.

You can't speak for anything.

Please go away.

2. I want more pictures of Tom Sturridge.

I do.

Like maybe like this...

Or even like this...

Yeah.

When was the last time we saw a picture

of the three of them together?

It's been while.

But no...

I won't wish the paparazzi to chase them down...

But if say...

Someone in the airport... 

Who happens to be a fan.

Politely took a picture of them...

I wouldn't be opposed to that.

Thing is...

Now that I have a taste of 

Robert and Thomas together...

I want MORE.

MORE I TELLS YA.

I'm all kinds of selfish.

I apologize.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by Green Sheep.

If you only knew.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Comic Con Connection

Wow.

Comic Con 2011.

They just get more fascinating with every year

Don't they?

I honestly don't know where to start

So

I thought I would begin with something that makes me happy.

Robert

Walking.

I feel calmer already.

Um...

OK.

 I get it.

Robert has to keep his hair all Flock of Seagulls

until they are completely finished with Cosmopolis.

I get it.

If he tried to even things out...

and they needed to reshoot something...
Well... 

I get it.

Doesn't mean I have to like it.

Sure sure

I'm all kinds of shallow.

I admit it.

I LOVE his hair.

Let's just say it's not his 'best' look.

Still charming.

Still adorable.

He just needs to buzz that all off and start over.

Soon.

So was Kristen all kinds of relaxed glowing happiness

or what?

I know people gave her shit about what she was wearing

But jeans and a t-shirt is what Kristen wears to CC.

Why so shocked that she didn't put on a short dress and heels

and look like the rest of her castmates?

Because she's not like them.

And while I'm guessing that Summit probably didn't 

approve of what she was wearing...

Just goes to show that Kristen doesn't let them

tell her what to wear... 

Or who to spend time with.

And honestly...

Were Rob and Kristen all kinds of cute?

They are so much more RELAXED together now.

It's like...

They don't care what anyone thinks anymore.

It's kinda like when Josh asked Rob if he would like

to work with Kristen again...

and he said he would LOVE to...

that he didn't care if audiences liked it or not

That he would want to work with Kristen.

Again.

Comic-Con is all about embracing your inner nerd. What are some of the nerdy or geeky things that you’ve learned about each other?

STEWART: I think I’m always cool.

PATTINSON: I don’t think Kristen would say it’s nerdy, but she literally only watches the cooking channel, especially on set. It’s bizarre. She has a TV in the make-up trailer, which is always on. It’s her only diva-ish behavior, having the cooking channel on, at all times, in every room.

STEWART: And, you all reap the benefits. 

Don't you love how Robert is so aware of what Kristen

is ALWAYS watching?

In every room.

And how he 'reaps the benefits' of those cooking shows?

Oh yes.

Yes.

We know... we know.

And every where you looked you saw the famous

Rob/Kristen Bubble.

They were always looking to the other...

Smiling.

In sync.

Kristen grabbing onto Rob's shirt (again)

Kristen touching Rob's leg (again)

Kristen all smiling and happy.

Robert watching Kristen.

Robert never veering too far away...

Both of them laughing

at some sort of inside jokes all the time.

TOO CUTE.

The biggest thing is how much they laughed.

They made me laugh.

They seem so happy.

And that makes me happy.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

And looky here...

I guess Rob and Kristen didn't show at the Summit party?

Hmmm...

Aren't they told what to do?

Wouldn't Summit have forced them to be there??

Hmmm...

Or

Did Rob and Kris just head back to wherever it is

they are staying...

And decide to just stay in

Together?

Did they decide to do something on their own?

So apparently Summit can make two people

give up years of their personal lives

all in the name of a movie franchise 

and the mighty dollar...

But they can't make them go to a Summit sponsored party.

Seriously.

What better "PR"??

But yet...

They didn't show up.

Hmmm.

;)

Final Thoughts.

1. How does the bottom of that barrel look?

Because you're scraping that bitch pretty damn hard.

I'm thinking even you see that there just

isn't anything down there anymore.

No more excuses.

No more conspiracies.

No more exit strategies.

No more PR bullshit.

What happens when Kristen goes over to London

and Rob goes with her?

What happens when they are seen somewhere together?

When she is working on a Non-Summit movie

and Rob will be working on nothing 

but growing out his beard

and maybe his music?

What then?

2. Everytime I see Rob and Kristen together

it just solidifies my opinion

that they are completely committed to each other.

They come together.

They leave together.

They stay together.

They don't show up together.

They laugh together.

They love together.

As I have often said...

TOGETHER

being the keyword.

3. Do you realize that its just 

Rob and Kristen

now?

They don't even need last names.

Just 

Rob and Kristen.

It's like one word.

They just go together.

It's natural.

Like its the way it should be.

Green Fucking Sheep.

I approve of everything you do and say.
Everything.
All of it.
Completely.
Every tiny little nook and corner of every thought you have had, 

are having, or will have.
Everything you do, have done, will do.
Everything you have been, are being, or will be.

 

Truth is truth.

Green Sheep Forever.

 

This post is brought to you by the number 2

It's my favorite number.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Sooner or Later

Oh good fucking grief.

Oh how I weep for this fandom sometimes.

Let's see....

1. Rob was at a wrap party for Cosmopolis last night.

And its like the floodgates of stupidity opened up!

First.

ROB IS SMOKING!!!!

Yeah. OK.

Hasn't he always smoked?

I know some people would like to think this is 

some sort of harbinger of doom on 

Rob and Kristen's relationship.

See...

It was speculated that both Rob and Kristen

had tried to stop smoking (or at least slow down)

because neither of them were spotted with 

cigarettes in hand lately...

and if you follow Rob and Kristen

They always seem to have cigarettes in hand.

Yeah, sure...

The lunatic fringe wanted it to be about

Kristen being pregnant or some such nonsense...

But COME ON

she's prepping for a physical part in a movie

Surely a pregnancy makes NO sense?

Not that sense ever stopped anyone before.

JFC

So now that Rob was seen with a cigarette...

and Kristen

(oh this is good shit)

was spotted with a lighter poking out of her jean pocket

(by people who don't really LOOK THAT CLOSELY.. heh)

Well...

Surely this is some sign of the apocalypse... right?

And oh...

Let's not forget that Caitlyn Croneberg 

was seen in Robert's vicinity.

OH MY GOD!

He smiled at her!!!

The guy just wrapped on a movie...

And he can't even fucking go out and enjoy a party

with the cast and crew

without the same lame fucking bullshit drama.

And...

It seems there was some deranged asshat

who was tweeting Caitlyn a lot of vicious disgusting shit...

Just for standing next to Rob and smiling.

Seriously.

Hopefully the account has been taken care of...

and the person institutionalized

but one thing...

The person who tweeted that sickening bullshit

is NO fan of Robert's.

No way.

No how.

(But nice try.)

See Kris.

See Kris Run.

Run Kris Run.

See Kris

See Kris walk

Walk Kris Walk

The point?

Kristen is being stalked by very persistent paparazzi.

Going to get her passport renewed?

Do we need to see that?

Horseback riding..

While mildly interesting the first time...

Do we need to see it again?

And really...

Kristen gets rear-ended by a lady (driving a Jag, no less)

And its front page news.

I mean...

The guy just kept taking picture after picture

after picture.

Wouldn't a few have told the story?

Did you have to just sit there snapping away?

And really...

People think she calls the fucking paps?

REALLY??????

Kristen Stewart.

Who has very vocally declared her intense dislike

of that particular base of human being...

And how they harass and stalk her.

WHO WOULD WANT THAT???

Again...

I'm faced with this whole dilemma of posting these pictures.

It's like...

I love steak.

I really really love steak.

But if I actually sat down and thought about where

the steak comes from...

and saw what they did to get the steak...

I might not ever eat steak again.

I would probably become a vegetarian...

You follow?

I'm usually oblivious to the extremes that

Kristen and Robert are exposed to when stalked by the paps.

I mean...

We see the pictures...

and they look like they are just walking to a car...

or through an airport...

or down a street...

(run Rob run)

But when you actually see the videos...

It makes you pause... doesn't it?

The cameras in their faces...

The flashing lights in their eyes...

The people shouting and yelling

usually obscene things to get a response

They get so close...

And they don't care about them as human beings.

That time...

When Rob was caught in the street

determined NOT to let them follow him home...

And he just stood there

and they just kept taking the pictures...

and it didn't matter that they were all the same

they just kept taking the pictures...

because they could.

And even when Rob pleaded with them

(and God... Rob... pleading... breaks my heart)

They didn't fucking care.

They just kept taking pictures anyway.

See...

If I think about that

If I think how the pics were taken

how they were obtained...

what they shouted at Kristen

or how they followed her to her parents home...

How they just sit there and keep shooting

even though she is just taking stuff out of her car

and putting it in another.

Pretty mundane.

Pretty boring.

Pretty ordinary.

Yet.

Kristen can't do anything ordinary

without it being seen.

Being watched.

If I think about those details...

I might never post another pap pic again.

But I love steak.

So much.

I try to push where it comes from out of my mind.

Just because I want to have my steak

and eat it too...

But I won't wish for any pictures...

I won't long for that sneaky peek into 

Rob and Kristen's life

I will be satisfied with what they are willing to give me.

What they are willing to share.

I can do that.

I can try...

 So... we know Rob had part of his head shaved

for Cosmopolis...

Will he end up looking like this?

I don't have a problem with that.

Short hair.

Long hair.

Greasy hair.

Combed hair.

Whatever.

Is it Rob's hair??

Then I'm good.

I'm more interested in if we will see this sometime soon...

(After Comic Con)

Perhaps heading over to London?

Maybe?

You know that Kristen is going...

And come on now

YOU KNOW Rob will be there too.

It's just a matter of time...

Because sooner or later...

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

end up together.

Oh yes indeedy

You know they do.

Oh my.

Someone sent this to me.

Isn't it all kinds of cute?

Tom and Dr. Teeth.

I love it.

I love Muppets.

I love Tom.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for blame.

Stop lumping the lunatics 

into any section of the fandom...

The loonies aren't real fans of either

Rob or Kristen.

They just want an excuse to hate.

And they use Rob and/or Kristen to do it.

B for Bwahahahaha!

Remember that time when they 

wanted to believe it was her BROTHER??

Remember?

B for

Bye for now

Green Sheep.

Forever.

Rob and Kristen- Hot Time in the City

The Hills are alive... with the sound of Ninnies.

Random Thoughts.

1. Bwahahahahahahaha!

2. Oh dear.

The Ninnes over at Nonsense.com have decided

to permanently shut down their hate site.

OK.

So what?

Does anyone really care?

That forum has been irrelevant for a long time now.

Maybe they just finally figured it out...huh?

Did they finally realize how insignificant they had become?

How the very word Nonst*n has become the joke

of the fandom?

Maybe.

Doesn't really matter.

Not that it ever really did.

Not even close.

3. Robert.
Kristen.

Comic Con is coming soon.

Rob is done with Cosmopolis even sooner.

July really has been pretty fucking great, hasn't it?

I mean...

It was kinda a shame that Kristen was finally caught

in Toronto this time...

But I guess since it was her last visit...

She probably didn't care at that point.

I love how people say she just got to Toronto the day

she was papped on the Cosmopolis set.

Really?

We all saw her in the airport leaving on the 4th of July.

She was papped on July 8th?

So it took 4 days to get to Toronto?

Heh.

And yeah... then she just showed up to get her picture taken...

(and she clearly wanted it taken didn't she?)

And left the next day.
Heh.

Except she wasn't seen in the airport until July 10th.

Days later.

Another long flight to LA?

Heh.

Right. Right.

Makes perfect sense.

If you don't have any sense.

Put your head on my shoulder...

Not sure exactly what is up with Comic Con...

But seeing Rob and Kristen interact in public

is always a fascinating to watch.

The body language.

The looks.

The smiles.

Everything.

Fascinating.

Which brings me to...

Oh yes... Rob was watching out for Kristen.

4. I was watching old stuff on my DVR last night.

OK... I have quite a few of Rob's appearances.

OK... a lot.

But that's neither here nor there.

My favorites are always the ones where Rob and Kris

are together...

As I stated above... fascinating.

But the Kimmel show...

Where the above picture was taken from...

was especially sweet.

Like cavity sweet.

Come on... you all remember... right?

Taylor was talking about what they did in Australia...

Kristen was looking at him and started kinda being

all nervous and shaking and rocking a bit...

You see Rob notice...

You see Rob move his leg down to touch Kristen's...

(and it worked... she stopped)

You see Kristen look over at Rob

and silently acknowledge his effort.

I mean seriously.

I fucking love this.

I watched it in slow motion.

(no need to know how many damn times)

And just watching Robert try and take care of Kristen...

Oh.

My.

God.

You just get this sense that he is VERY protective of her.

That he wants to take care of her.

That he is always going to be there for her.

I love how Robert loves Kristen.

Watch it...

In slow motion

(on my DVR its like super slo-mo and so fucking sweet)

It's just one of the many reasons

I believe that they are together.

How in tune they are to each other.

Really.

Watch it.

Now.

Are Shaggy and Scrappy all drunk and cute? Why yes... I believe they are.

5. I think this is the first time I posted this picture

(I'm sure if I'm mistaken I will be quickly told so)

But I think its so incredibly cute seeing 

Tom and Kris and Rob (oh my)

look all blitzed and adorable.

This is a girl who obviously is pretty close

to Rob's best friend.

And you don't get close to someones best friend...

Unless you hang out with that someone

A lot.

You know what I mean?

We've seen other pictures where Tom was protecting her

from the paps

Or helping her get into a cab...

So they are seemingly good buddies.

And that's always helpful to get along with 

your boyfriends best friend.

Reserve water... shower together.

6. I'm guessing after Comic Con

we might hit a bit of a drought.

Kristen will be heading over to London to do SWATH.

When do you think Rob will head over to London?

Before Kristen?

Will he wait and fly over with her?

Is Bear making the trip?

(I have to think... all signs point to yes)

But I guess we shall just have to wait and see.

We do know one thing for sure...

Rob and Kristen always end up together.

Always.

So...

It's just a matter of time

No matter how it works out.

And you know what I really like about this?

Tom will be in London too

(if hes not working on a movie)

And I have to admit that I've missed 

Rob and Tom together

Being all Shaggy and Scrappy Do....

Because you know that if Rob doesn't have to shave

He won't.

Oh it will be a hot summer in London...

I look forward to it.

All for one...

and one for all.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for

Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Hey Hey Hey

Good Bye!

If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it... 

does anyone give a shit?

B for Beards.

I love them.

Big Bushy Beards.

Bye for now

Forever.

Robert and Kristen-- Maybe

Really?

Is it wrong that when I saw the pics/video of Rob

getting all mad at the 'paps' in the scene from Cosmopolis...

That I had to smile?

He's just not scary.

Sorry.

Even angry Robert is all kinds of cute.

Maybe its just me...

Maybe Robert really is all bad ass when he's pissed off...

Maybe.

But he is just so adorkable and stuff to be all tough.

Maybe its just me.

Do I sense some sarcasm?

Sweet Kristen.

I love how she's smiling at the camera here.

Is she really smiling?

Could it be a sarcastic smile?

Hmmm.

Kristen has looked gloriously happy since the

MTV Award show.

Gloriously.

Her and Rob were so giddy and sweet that night...

and Kristen hasn't stopped smiling since.

Nope.

BIG SMILES.

Every time we've seen her.

Why so happy Kristen?

She looks so content...

So satisfied.

So... In love.

;)

So close... yet so far.

I did it again.

I asked.

I received.

Every time I ask for a picture of Tom

I get one.

Of course.... Sienna is always there too

But its kinda cool.

Its always good to see Tom...

Even with all the hair and that hat.

He doesn't look so happy in this picture

He was like following 50 paces behind her

(I conveniently used a picture that she wasn't in)

And Sienna

(Who I don't hate btw... so shut up)

Looked even more unhappy.

Which kinda surprised me because she always seemed

so happy to see cameras taking her picture.

I adore Tom.

Do you think if I asked for a picture 

of Rob and Kristen it would happen too?

No.

I don't want swarms of paparazzi to descend on them...

Maybe a simple fan pic

You know.

Kinda like the one we got from IOW that year.

Remember that?

The little girl who spotted them...

No one believed Kristen was there then either.

Or in Budapest.

Or in London.

Or anywhere Robert is.

Sometimes we don't get pictures until MUCH later.

So.

One simple fan pic...

That's all.

Its been almost 4 weeks since we have seen them together.

I know we have gone through longer periods of time before...

And the same bullshit drama followed them then too

But it doesn't really matter does it?

Rob will be done soon enough with Cosmopolis.

Kristen will be heading to London for SWATH.

And I know some people are hoping against hope

that Robert doesn't follow her there...

But after Cosmo... he might actually have some time off.

And what better place to go than London?

Family.

Friends.
Kristen.

Well...

Let's face it.

It's ALL about Kristen.

We all know it.

People can shove costars and directors daughters

at Robert all they want.

But there's nothing beyond work there.

There has never been more than that.

If there was... it would have been all over the place.

All we've seen are a couple of pictures of Caitlyn Croneberg

doing her job on the set of the movie.

And Rob doing his job.

Get the fuck OFF.

Women who have close proximity to Rob

seem to bring out the worst in some people.

Yeah...

They all get hit with the fanatical side of this fandom.

It's scary.

It's embarrassing.

But remember...

No one gets hit harder than Kristen.

Day in 

Day out

For years now.

Relentless

Obsessive

Hate.

And yet...
Robert still loves Kristen.

Day in

Day out.

For years now.

Relentlessly.

Obsessive.

Love.

Green Sheep. Forever.

This post is brought to you by the letter *H*

H for Happy 4th of July!

I will be scarce

(but hopefully be able to pop in)

for the next few days...

So everyone have a great weekend...

Be happy.

Be safe.

H for Hilarious.

Excuses are already flying

PR is at the ready.

H for HAHAHAHAHA!

This is nothing.

Wait and see.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Clue for the weekend.

A-1