Rob and Kristen-- I Love This.

How beautiful is she?

Heh.

I love this.

I really really do.

The whole Yin and Yang of this fandom is

Fascinating.

Kristen was papped at LAX.

OH NO!

Where is she going???

People brought out the magnifying glasses

and started studying every pixel...

hoping beyond hope...

that a hidden clue would be revealed!

Is she wearing the *RING*?

Yes! Yes!

What time does it say on the John's watch???

What's the deal with her socks?

Is she trying to tell us something?

OMG!

The guy behind her is wearing an "AIR CANADA" lanyard!

You know what that means???

Is that a doggie treat sticking out of her backpack?

Do I see a note from Rob buried there...

saying "Hurry Home, Baby!"

I think I do!

Wait.

What flights fly out of that terminal...

at that time of day??

Yes.

I'm being sarcastic...

But that is also what went on.

See?

This is what fucking happens when people are

so desperate to see Rob and Kristen together.

Or apart... 

Because while some believers of Rob/Kristen

were indeed analyzing every frame of every photograph...

You can bet your sweet ass

that the haters were doing the same thing...

Maybe even more frenzied...

and with a heaping dash of Foam thrown in.

I even kinda like that there hasn't been a picture

of Kristen landing ANYWHERE.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

You know what that means, right?

She doesn't exist!

How could she have landed in London 

(The Foamers location of choice, of course)

Or Toronto

(The Believers location of choice, of course)

Without ONE FUCKING PICTURE???

IMPOSSIBLE I SAY!

Oh wait.

She's been fucking doing that all summer long.

Just goes to show...

Unless Kristen is in a continuous circle above the earth...

She had to have landed SOMEWHERE.

And 

Where or where can that be?

Heh.

I love this...

I really really do.

I actually have no words for this. Well... except these words.

Oh Robert.

How do I love thee...

Let me count the ways.

OK.

That's a bit much.

But I do adore him.

And Kristen.

And I love seeing them together

being all giddy and happy

and in love.

And I'm glad that there aren't any pap pics of them 

in Toronto...

Because wherever Rob and Kristen are...

They are where they want to be

With who they want to be

And they OBVIOUSLY don't want to be seen.

They shouldn't have to share that with us...

No matter how desperate some people are

to prove their point...

or "WIN".

Win what... I have no idea...

But that's what some people hope to do.

"I just want to win."

Thing is...

WHEN (not if) Rob and Kristen show up together...

There will be excuses.

My favorite being 'Emergency PR'

which of course means NOT being seen.

Because that makes perfect sense.

And by perfect sense I mean scary, delusional NONsense.

Great PR is when you try to stay under the radar.

And fly in and out of cities without anyone being the wiser.

Yes.

That is GREAT fucking PR.

Heh.

I love this.

I really really do.

Touching that jaw... those lips...

I bet she said YES! ;)

Kristen not only owns Rob... she owns YOU.

This is what the meadow scene SHOULD have looked like...

Rob's smile says it all. Completely.

I love the Harpers Bazaar shoot.

Why you ask?

Because its Rob and Kristen.

Not Edward and Bella.

Have you ever seen Rob interact with any other woman

in a photoshoot like he does with Kristen?

Think about it.

Sure he may have held Emilie's hand

(Ho-Hum)

Or posed with Tai and Reese...

But proposing?

Staring longingly into Kristen's eyes?

Touching her gently...

Carrying her?

Hugging closely

Noses practically touching?

Forehead to forehead.

Um...

That's ALL Robert and Kristen.

And isn't it lovely to see?

Two people...

so comfortable with each other

so familiar being so close

so intimate

And Rob never could hide his feelings for Kristen...

It's always all over his face.

(This is why Haters despise this shoot so much)

Heh.

I love this.

I really really do.

Why would Kristen wear a ring that says "ROB"? ;)

This ring always seems to get so much attention.

Every time there is a new picture of Kristen...

People immediately search to see if she is wearing the 'RING'

It's like its a barometer of her love for Robert.

OK.

Let's face it...

She does seemingly wear it 99.9% of the time.

The other .1% being simple logic.

So.

Kristen started wearing this ring after her birthday last year...

People have blown that bitch up...

studied the shit outta it...

and you know what?

It does look like it says R-O-B

And yes...

I love how that pisses people off.

I'm a bitch.

So what?

And honestly...

Why would you wear a ring...

given to you for your birthday

(simple deduction, really)

ALL the time...

that says ROB on it...

Hmmmm.

I suppose your guess is as good as mine.

Maybe.

Heh.

I love this.

I really really do.

Tome is where my heart is.

This post is brought to you by *?*

? Where is Kristen Stewart?

? Does she have puppy slobber on her shoes?

?Is Rob smiling that smile?

?Is London calling?

????

Bye for now

♥♥♥