Sunday, July 24, 2011

Robert and Kristen-- Do Bears Fly?

Smirk and Strut.

There has been a tremendous amount of
Rob and Kristen goodness.
Bountiful goodness.
Sweet sweet goodness.
I just feel like typing goodness.
OK.

After recovering from all the gorgeousness (goodness)
from the Breaking Dawn panels at Comic Con...
We were treated to Kristen and SWATH.
Um.
I think I'm going to LOVE this movie.
Now if you would have told me about a bad ass Snow White 
wearing armor and shields and being well... bad ass
I would have pointed and laughed.
Snow White?
The tra la la la la Snow White?
With the birds singing and the deer prancing
and the bunnies dancing...
THAT Snow White?
That is NOT Kristen Stewart.
But this tough, strong warrior Snow White?
Yeah.
I can see Kristen in that role.

Wickedly pretty.

And what a cast.
WHAT A CAST.
Can't wait for this movie.
How gorgeous is Charlize Theron?
Seriously?
And Kristen.
I swear to God...
She's looks more beautiful by the day.
It's like
All is right in her world.
She has finally found acceptance.
And with acceptance comes peace.
Doesn't she look peacefully happy?
Serene almost.
Satisfied.
Content.
She's got a great career.
She's got a blockbuster being released in a few months.
She's young. Gorgeous. Talented.
AND
Who is always by her side?
Robert Pattinson.
Acceptance indeed.

He kinda looks like a vampire here... HAHAHAHA!

And oh my God.
Oh.
My.
God.
The Bel Ami trailer was all over twitter.
And.
Well.
I'm sorry.
But it's hard to be coherent.
I love seeing mean nasty yelling Robert.
Why?
Because its so opposite of most of the stuff you see him do.
Seeing him shout at people
and manipulate and use and abuse?
That is all kinds of sexy.
I know how fucking warped that sounds...
But its so out of character for him
It's fun to watch.
And it looks good.
Really good.
I just hope this one opens where I can go see it...
Because that really pisses me off when a movie
I really want to see... isn't playing anywhere around me.
I might get all shouty and bitchy then.
Too bad no one will notice the difference.
Heh.

Do Bears fly?
OK.
Lots and lots 
and lots
and lots
(and lots)
of chatter about Bear.
And London.
And whether Rob will go with Kristen...
Because Bear apparently hasn't earned his wings.
I've been told that he has to be quarantined...
And I don't think he has to be.
There are criteria that have to be met...
Mostly time restraints concerning shots...
But I'm thinking that Rob and Kristen have been
working on this for a while now.
You know?
Shots and microchips and passports and such...
Because they kinda knew this was coming.
So...
Some people tell me Bear won't be going...
and I think he will be.
(now... just speculation. don't get all worked up)
I think Rob/Kristen/Tom
will all make the trip back to London.
I guess whether its together or not remains to be seen.
It might not be all at the same time.
But Rob/Kristen history has taught us one thing...
No matter where/when/what
They ALWAYS end up together in the end.
Truth
Is
Truth.

As long as you don't get too close...

So true story.
I was hanging out with my cousin the other day...
We started talking about her current guy.
Kurt.
I've met him.
He's a nice guy.
Funny.
I liked him.
But then she proceeds to tell me that all her friends
and other people think he looks like Robert.
As in Robert Pattinson.
Um.
I was like... HUH?
I mean... I've seen this guy.
Rob never crossed my mind when I looked at him.
So she tells me that his nickname is "Eddie"
Geez.
So I tell her...
"Robert Pattinson? Really?
Because I'm kinda fond of the guy...
And if there was any real resemblance...
I'm thinking I would have noticed."
So then she kinda got offended.
Like
I'm taking away her Robert (Eddie... Really??) fantasy.
She starts in with how hes tall like Robert
(and no... because I'm 5-9, and he had me by an inch... maybe)
And his hair is all like Robert's...
And OK. the hair was kinda similar...
but more "Eddie" Twilight style than Rob.
And I really couldn't argue with her about Rob... you know?
"Well, Kelly... I have 10,000,000 pictures of Robert Pattinson
on my damn computer... I KNOW what he fucking looks like"
No.
I couldn't very well say that... could I?
Or how about I probably have looked at Robert 
everyday for the past 2.5 years?
Do you think she would have backed down?
Yes. I am a complete lunatic.
But I didn't really want to take away her Eddie...
And if the whole Pattinson Connection made her happy...
Who am I to hit it over the head and bury it?
With acceptance comes peace.

BEE YOU TEE FULL
Final Thoughts.

1. Remember the time when you didn't mention my name
every other word? Remember?
"It's not about RoseSee"
But yet... it always is.
Always.
Let it go.
You don't know me.
At all.
You can't speak for my motives.
You can't speak for anything.
Please go away.

2. I want more pictures of Tom Sturridge.
I do.

Like maybe like this...

Or even like this...


Yeah.
When was the last time we saw a picture
of the three of them together?
It's been while.
But no...
I won't wish the paparazzi to chase them down...
But if say...
Someone in the airport... 
Who happens to be a fan.
Politely took a picture of them...
I wouldn't be opposed to that.

Thing is...
Now that I have a taste of 
Robert and Thomas together...
I want MORE.
MORE I TELLS YA.
I'm all kinds of selfish.
I apologize.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by Green Sheep.
If you only knew.

Bye for now

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