Robert and Thomas-- Oh My

What a day this has been

What a rare mood I'm in...

Why it's almost

like being...

In LOVE!

Could they BE any happier?

Oh.

My.

God.

What a beautiful day.

A gorgeous most splendid day!

I finally got my wish...

Oh yes.

Robert and Thomas.
Together again.

WITH BEAR!

And...

Hell.

I'm actually so thrilled and giddy right now...

I'm having a hard time focusing on what I want to say

What DO I want to say?

I don't know.

I forgot.

Oh Shaggy and Scrappy... I have MISSED you so much!!

Oh yeah.

Robert and Thomas.

And Bear.

(Oh my)

Look.

Just LOOK.

Rob and Tom are so damn smiley...

(they were until Rob saw the pap)

Just walking along

(WALKING... WITH TOM!!!!)

Being all smiley and cute

and charming and delicious

and wonderful

and pretty

and beautiful

and 

and

stuff.

I'm seriously losing my train of thought.

That's what these pictures are doing to me.

What the hell.

I guess I really missed seeing Rob and Tom together.

I will be twirling for the rest of the day...

week.

month.

year.

I'm afraid I just might be on Auto-Twirl 

from now on...

Just going about my life

and twirling.

And..

I will NEVER get enough of this.

People need to stop going on and on

about Tom's beard.

OK.

So it's a teensy bit bushy...

and OK

it might be a wee bit out of control...

But

Come on

You gotta remember what is underneath that hair

Near perfection.

Probably my favorite picture... Damn.

Yes.

THAT FACE

is hiding under that hair.

It's still there.

Lurking

Waiting for its moment to reappear.

And seriously...

Like Rob isn't going to give Tom 

a run for his beard money?

It will be a matter of days

(No, really)

Before Rob has a bushy beardy thing on his face.

Oh I see great things...

Wonderful things ahead.

Which brings us to...

Completely Cute.

Our lovely Kristen.

OK sure...

It would have been fanfuckingtastic

to have seen Rob and Tom and Kris

smiling and walking Bear...

But 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

Nope.

And it seems like since Rob has gotten

back to LA...

We haven't seen Kristen.

Hmmmmm.

But we have Comic Con starting tomorrow...

And we will see both Rob and Kristen

TOGETHER

and who knows what else we might

get a glimpse of...

Oh the possibilities!

Oh the joy!

Oh the many awesome

perfect

great

things that lie ahead.

You know Kristen is thinking "Man... he's CUTE!"

Do you think she could lean into him any more?

Taylor who?

Thing is...

It doesn't matter who else is around.

Not at all.

Because Rob and Kristen

always seem to be in the 'zone'

when they are together.

You know what I mean...

The 'Bubble'.

They are the only two people who exist.

I feel like I'm intruding just looking at this picture...

My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you.

Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Dear.

The moon maybe high
but I can't see a thing in the sky,
'Cause I Only Have Eyes For You.

I don't know if we're in a garden,
or on a crowded avenue.

You are here
So am I
Maybe millions of people go by,
but they all disappear from view.
And I Only Have Eyes For You.

Yes.

That is the Rob/Kristen Bubble.

It exists.

And it's lovely to watch.

This post is brought to you by Bear.

Thank you Bear for getting my 

2 favorite people together...

Smiling and Walking.

Bear likes Green Sheep.

Bye for now

Day 1

Twirl With That Girl

TWIRL!!!

Well hell.

I had just about finished writing a post...

and it got deleted.

What The Fuck is THAT about?

Completely irritating.

But then...

All I have to remember...

Is  LAST NIGHT!!!!

Smiles, smiles and more smiles!

1. Where do I even begin?

I'm not sure.

Here I sit.

Trying to put all my thoughts into words.

Coherent words...

and not something like...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Because I'm pretty sure I could just be

doing the Squeeeee thing for the day...

The week...

Maybe like the rest of the year.

And as much fun as 

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is to do?

I'm guessing it loses something in translation.

Well, Reese... I'm just sick of hiding it.

2. The Foaming Haters.

They were besides themselves before the premiere ever happened...

"THAT GIRL better stay away from WFE premiere!

She has NO reason to be there!"

OK then.

So Kristen does turn up at the premiere...

"THAT GIRL is a Famewhore! She is only there

because Rob feels sorry for her and she is trying

desperately to revive her career!"

OK then.

Kristen doesn't walk the red carpet.

She isn't even seen until she is in the theater with Rob.

So much for that theory.

"It's ALL PR! It's ALL been planned!
Summit and Fox are in this together!

You're fucking kidding... Right?

OK then.

IF it was indeed PR...

Rob and Kristen would have done the Red Carpet.

IF it was staged for optimum value...

There would have been more pics than

a few of them running to their car after the movie...

The fact remains that Kristen didn't have to be there.

But she was... Why?

Because Rob wanted her there...

and she wanted to be there

FOR HIM.

WITH HIM.

As Always.

Kristen has to be back in VC to finish up some filming.

So...

That alone tells you how important her being in NYC

with Robert

On one of the most important nights of his career...

was to BOTH of them.

No... Kristen didn't walk the red carpet...

The moment was Roberts.

There was no need to be 'seen'

But then...

I love how she changes out of her shoes so fast...

Hand in Hand...

3. Rob and Kristen leave the theater.

Together.

Arm in arm.

Hand in hand.

Depending on where people saw them.

Did I say together?

Rob and Kristen.

Why yes...

Yes I did.

Because Rob didn't leave with anyone else.

It was Kristen.

Like it always is.

And people lost their minds!

"Rob looks like he can't stand her to touch him!"

"Look at the way THAT GIRL clings to him!"

"Rob is a horrible boyfriend!"

But see...

That's your usual standardized foaming.

It got better when this happened...

Rob going in for the kiss...

And SCORE!

The embarrassed smile...

4. Oh yes.

Another kiss.

Granted...

It was quick.

Rob was laughing and Kristen was smiling...

But there were cameras in their faces.

And while the hand holding

and quick kisses are nice to see...

You could tell Kristen was shy about it.

But there were endless sightings of them kissing

and holding hands and being all close and adorable.

I imagine what we don't see counts more...

;)

Sure.

I can hear the howling from here

about it not being a 'real' kiss.

And this is ALL for some fucked up version

of PR...

But its all there.

Hand holding.

Kissing.

Laughing together.

Being Rob and Kristen.

Again 

and

Again

and 

Again.

Oh yes...

And AGAIN.

Spin it any fucking way you want to...

They are together.

You know it.

I know it.

 Bear knows it.

(and isn't Bear the cutest little puppy?

Loved to see him romping with Kristen's assistant... John.

Heh)

Walk This Way...

5. JFC

This post took me all damn day to write.

Not because I was pondering what to say...

But because I couldn't get a fucking minute to write it.

Damn

Twitter is fucking nuts.

All these videos and pics of Rob and Kristen

being all coupley and sweet

People sending me emails full of fun and mirth

So much mirth.

It made me start to wonder how this will play out.

Foamers are actually starting to hate on Rob now...

All disappointed in him...

for having the audacity to be with who he wants to be with!
Who does he think he is???

Doesn't he realize that lunatics are supposed to dictate

who he falls in love with?

Doesn't Rob realize that his dating THAT GIRL

is ruining his career?

What's the matter with him?

How dare he want THAT GIRL at the WFE premiere!

And don't worry.

The rationalizations are still out there.

They are clinging to PR as tightly

as ever...

I don't think they can let it go at this point.

I really don't.

It's right in front of their faces...

And yet they will still scream 

NON DENIAL DENIAL!!!!

Rob is just pretending!

He is an actor after all!!!

It will never end.

Ever.

 Now it will be more of the 

"IDontGiveaFuckSten" variety.

You know how it goes.

THEY DON'T CARE!

All they want to do is be a fan of Rob and his work!

So what if they spend 99% of their online time

trashing and hating on THAT GIRL!

They just want to focus on Rob the other 1%!

That girl is who Rob wants. Deal with it.

Kristen is THAT GIRL.

That girl that Rob wanted to work with.

That girl that Rob admires.

That girl that Rob spends all his time with.

That girl that Rob lives with.

That girl that Rob shares his life with.

That girl that Rob can't ever take his eyes off of...

That girl that makes him smile so big

That girl that he looks completely smitten with.

THAT GIRL.

His girl.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Keep up with the excuses and lies.

It only adds to the entertainment value.

B for 

BEAUTIFUL!

Rob and Kristen make a beautiful couple.

Gorgeous.

B for Bullshit.

EXIT STRATEGY!!!

Yes.

We all saw it.

Rob and Kristen leaving the theater

hand in hand...

And then kissing in the limo...

Yes.

Rob is distancing himself from Kristen.

Oh yes.

Mouth to mouth is a good example of that!

Having her at his HUGE premiere

is definitely a good way of pushing her away!

B for Because.

I adore Tom Sturridge.

Just because.

B for 

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Birthday Wishes and Kisses

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

So there you go.

More grainy shitty pictures taken from who knows

how far away... in the dark.

Just to show Rob on a motorbike of some kind...

And

This Kiss.

Of course these pictures have been analyzed to fucking death.

And by the foaming haters more than anyone.

Oh yes.

More.Than.Anyone.

The fact of the matter is...

Foamers were all about EXIT STRATEGY this weekend...

Rob wasn't going to show up.

They were both sick of the 'PR' they have been

forced to live with for the past 3 years...

Rob and Kristen were fighting and sick of each other.

Well.

Well.

Well.

Oh Look... Rob and Kristen. Together.

According to the 'source' where the pictures came from...

They were shown being affectionate 

and even sharing a kiss or two...

Sure...

I carry my salt shaker with me at ALL times...

Because you can't really decipher much from a few frames.

People were like...

"He's not even with her more than 3 pictures!"

Um... really?

Like you saw what happened all night long?

Yeah.. in the 10 pics that were out there...
The scant MINUTES that those pictures represent

Most of them were Rob on some tiny little minibike thing.

Whose to say what happened the rest of the night

that there were NO pictures taken?

And of course...

There was talk about the cast giving Kristen the bike...

(sounds odd... but whatever)

And right away...

"It must be true wuv if Rob gave Kristen a motorcycle"

Again.

HELLO?
ANYBODY HOME?

Whose to say what Robert privately gave to Kristen for her birthday?

I'm pretty sure that was probably between him and her...

and I'm guessing that there were no pap cameras taking pics.

Look at the pictures again

(and try not to get a headache)

1. You can't tell how much time Rob and Kristen spent

together based on a few pictures.

2. You can't know what Robert gave Kristen for her birthday.

3. You can know that yes... Dakota WAS there for her friends birthday.

(and oh that burned some foam)

4. You can see that Rob and Kristen did spend that night together.

(and we wont even go into after the party...)

5. You can see Robert put his face very close to Kristen's...

And while some people want to say...

"It's probably loud and he was trying to hear what she was saying"

or

"Great PR for BD! Taylor/Lilly AND Rob/Kristen!

Way to go, Summit!"

or

"Of course Rob/Kristen were around 30 other people

HOW ROMANTIC"

Yes... they really said all of that.

Rob and Kristen do have a habit of major lip reading when 

they are caught up close... and personal.

Come closer... Whisper into my lips...

I can't hear you...

Put your lips on mine.

PR.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And there were other people at the party??

No fucking way.

At a party of all things?

What kind of party has PEOPLE at it?

WTF were Rob and Kristen thinking?

FOAM ALERT! MAJOR CLEANUP NEEDED!

Yes Folks.
Major Foamage.
BIG time foamalific splendor.
Foam
Foam
Everywhere's Foam.

Rob and Kristen spent her birthday together again.
Awwww shucks.
I guess you always have tomorrow for your
EXIT STRATEGY
Or the next day...
Or the next.

I'm sure as long as Rob and Kristen continue
to show up TOGETHER.
(Funny how I didnt see a picture of Robert putting his face
close to anyone else to hear THEM)
There will be conspiracy theories...
and exit strategies...
and PR PR PR.
or
If you just want to make it easier to remember?
EXCUSES.
Rationalizations to explain...
WHY OH GOD WHY
Rob and Kristen continue to be together
Up close.
Personal.
Time and time again.

Does it get any better? Absolutely not.

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS.

I can't emphasize how much I want this movie to fucking
blow everything out of the theater.
How much I want Robert to be known as something other
than that 'vampire guy from the Twilight movies'
Because this movie can do this for him.
This movie WILL do this for him.
Robert is capable of holding his own with Oscar winners.
Robert is capable of being a huge box office draw...
Without the name Edward.

This next week is going to be SO much fun.
All the Robert.
All the time.
And we all know there is no such thing as
Too Much Robert Pattinson.

And that brings us to the premiere(s)

Hey Kris... Just wanted to let you know I'm thinking about you...

Yes.
All the WFE premieres.

April 17- WFE NYC Premiere

     Aprl 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin

    April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris

        May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London

  May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney

The question I get asked SO much...
Is will Kristen be there?
Who knows.
Obviously I don't have access to her date planner.
(or DO I?)
I've been skeptical about her going to NYC
And thats mainly because its THE premiere... you know?
And if I had to wager a guess...
I would think Kristen is torn between wanting to go
and be with her guy and support him and his career...
Or
Staying out of sight so the focus of the night can be
all about WFE and Robert
and not the whole "Robsten" fuckery
and all the baggage that goes along with it.

Thing is?
Kristen is damned if she does.
Damned if she doesn't.
IF she goes
She will be criticized for taking attention away from Rob

and clinging to his coattails to try and stay relevant.

IF she doesn't go

It will be because Rob didn't want her there

and they are 'on a break' or some lame shit.

She can't win for losing.

I say...

She should just follow her heart

and do what She and Robert want.

Fuck the rest.

I still see London as a real possibility.

Big time.

It just makes sense to me.

Australia might be off because of time constraints.

But hell...

Paris is just a hop, skip and a jump from London.

Not a big deal.

So.

I guess we shall see.

Maybe.

If we are lucky to get a glimpse.

Maybe.

Because I'm thinking that's the last thing she would want.

And no one is better at NOT being seen than Kristen.

(Seriously, When was the last time we saw her before the birthday pics?

The chick has mad Ninja skills. Admit it.)

What do you suppose Tom is thinking here?

OK.

If I EVER was lucky enough to come across

Robert and Thomas in this kind of setting...

I sure as HELL would want Tom in my pic too.

Like.

Seriously?
ROB/ROSE/TOM sandwich?

Um.

Can you say fuckably awesome?

Like.

Fucking Dream Coming True?

Yeah. Right.

I would just have a pic taken with Rob

and leave that fuckably adorably Tom sitting on the step.

Like.

NO.

(OK, the 'Like' was to be obnoxious... did it work?)

Tom Sturridge.

Just fuckably because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F for FUCKABLY adorable.

F for Are you fucking KIDDING me with

your bullshit drama?

F for Lay off the fucking private pics.

Don't you have ANY fucking boundaries at all?

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Excuse my profuse profanity.

Sometimes its just a fuck kinda day.

On one bright note...

Welcome Madalynn Marie!

Life really is good.

♥

Rob and Kristen - Puppy Love

A LOT of chatter about Rob (and Kristen) adopting a puppy.

Tons.

It all kinda boils down to how you look at it...

See.

When the story first came out...

it was all about 'poor lonely Rob'

spending so much time alone...

oh dear.

So it was OK that Rob adopted a puppy then...

because he was lonely

(and then it meant not hanging out with Kristen)

I guess that angle made it so much more believable

for some people...

Then

There were sightings of Rob/Kristen at a vets office...

And there was

talk of 'Martin'

and the cute way that Rob took care of him...

And then there was Nikki's slip 

about "THEIR" dog...

And other misc tidbits here and there.

 

Now I guess it's not so good for Rob

to have potentially adopted a puppy...

because now Kristen is involved.

That darn Kristen.

Always showing up in Rob's life.

You'd think she was his girlfriend or something.

Silly.

So now the whole puppy story is fake.

Of course it is!

So predictable.

The story is true if it suits agendas.

The story is fake and bullshit if it doesn't.

My thoughts?

I'm taking it all with a grain of salt.

No...

A bucket of salt.

Although I wouldn't have a hard time believing

that Rob and Kristen would love to have a dog

(I mean, they already have Jella)

the timing does seem strange.

But the more 'info' that comes out...

The more plausible it becomes.

And I love the name "Martin"

That sounds so much like Rob... doesn't it?

Final Thought.

Every time Rob and Kristen are caught 'out'

There is always whining that they are never ALONE.

Really?

1. I'm guessing that traveling in a group makes

it easier to blend in...

Not stand out so much...

Especially when everyone dresses similarly.

People are on the look out for

Rob and Kristen in Vancouver...

They are harder to find when

everyone looks the same.

2. So much shit about Rob/Kristen 

having Dean and/or John with them.

('its not a date if they are there!')

Hello?

Anybody home?

You don't REALLY expect them to wander the streets 

of Vancouver without some sort of protection

from the Paps and Stalkers?

Good Grief.

Surely you've read where Rob is constantly

being chased and harassed?

OK then.

Besides...

They get PLENTY of alone time...

Don't you be worrying your little head about that!

:))

Couldn't find Tom with a dog.

Dammit.

But.

Beard.

Beanie.

And that famous blue sweater.

Just because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *A*

A for Adopt

Did Rob and Kristen adopt a puppy?

Together?

A for Awwwwww.

How adorable.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Tug of War

Natalie Dee Rocks.

I know.

Perfect.

I get this kinda comment all the time.

Hard to believe.

But some people cannot comprehend that I write this

blog with my thoughts and opinions.

And that's all they are.

They get pissed off at me.

They threaten me.

They call me names.

All because I believe that Robert and Kristen

are completely and totally together.

(Oh I so do)

I am often sent things from other sites.

A lot of times its from the "AT" boards.

I don't go there.

It is frightening.

But I do find it fascinating to see my name 

brought up and see how people say..

"Oh RoseSee said that!"

Um.

9 times out of 10

I said NO such thing.

And most of the time they are saying things

that I wouldn't say in a million years.

So how does that work?

My words are right here.

I don't write in a foreign language.

I don't have (many) secret codes and clues.

(heh... keep that decoder ring at the ready!)

So how does 

"Rob and Kristen are together"

Somehow become

"Rose says that Rob is leaving Kristen!"

I don't get it.

So.

If you read that I said something...

At least come here and see for yourself.

I hate when people put words in my mouth.

I really have enough of my own.

http://favnia.tumblr.com/post/3719812631

Isn't this picture stunning?

Again...

This was sent to me from Favnia's Tumblr.

I don't have a tumblr.

I'm guessing that's probably a good thing for me.

And I don't know who made this...

I hesitate calling it a 'manip'

Because the pics weren't altered as far as I can see

(and I'm not a fan as most are scary as hell)

They were just sorta... blended together

Beautifully.

And it looks like Rob is playing for Kristen...

And we see how she reacts.

Brilliant.

LOVE IT.

Yeah.

Robert putting his hand on Kristen's face.

He kinda does that a lot.

Kinda like...

It's second nature

(add the wink wink in here if you wish)

Well.

You get my point.

Right?

OK.

Thing is.

I'm just gonna try and talk about good stuff.

I know I know

I've said this before...

But I don't want to wallow in the foam anymore.

I really don't.

I don't have the energy to stir the shit right now.

It's so irrelevant.

So meaningless.

All it does it make my arm tired...

And really

How much smirking can I do?

How many times can I just shake my head in disbelief?

It's all so fucking redundant.

It Is What It Fucking Is

It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

It doesn't matter if anyone believes my point of view.

I'm completely cool with that.

There's nothing to be gained by this 

Tug of War.

You don't win anything.

You don't get a medal of honor from Rob and Kristen.

You don't get fame or fortune.

You just get fucking exhausted

and even a bit muddy and dirty.

Who needs it?

Not me.

Not now.

So how long can I not speak

of frothing hyenas

and poke my paddle at the ridiculous?

I don't know.

I was going to say 

I can only try...

But then Yoda popped into my head...

"Do, or do not. There is no Try."

I just gotta find my rose-colored glasses

and focus on Robert and Kristen.

There is so much good there.

Movies. Interviews. Photoshoots.

Especially watching them be so in love...

Yeah.

This will be so easy.

Thomas Sturridge.

Leaving or coming to...

some after party where Sienna Miller

also happened to be.

I'm pretty sure he's the kind of guy 

I would love to lean on... and stuff.

But hey...

What's with the hat?

It's like the same kinda hat that Rob

is wearing on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Like some hat they dug out of their grandfathers closet...

Yeah.

OK.

Good.

Tome.

Just because.

This post is brought to you by the letter T

T for TUG of War.

It's really not very much fun after all.

I am tired, Beloved,
of chafing my heart against
the want of you;
of squeezing it into little ink-drops,
And posting it.

~Amy Lowell, "The Letter"

Thank You.

Bye for now

♥♥♥