Rob and Kristen-- Sooner or Later

Oh good fucking grief.

Oh how I weep for this fandom sometimes.

Let's see....

1. Rob was at a wrap party for Cosmopolis last night.

And its like the floodgates of stupidity opened up!

First.

ROB IS SMOKING!!!!

Yeah. OK.

Hasn't he always smoked?

I know some people would like to think this is 

some sort of harbinger of doom on 

Rob and Kristen's relationship.

See...

It was speculated that both Rob and Kristen

had tried to stop smoking (or at least slow down)

because neither of them were spotted with 

cigarettes in hand lately...

and if you follow Rob and Kristen

They always seem to have cigarettes in hand.

Yeah, sure...

The lunatic fringe wanted it to be about

Kristen being pregnant or some such nonsense...

But COME ON

she's prepping for a physical part in a movie

Surely a pregnancy makes NO sense?

Not that sense ever stopped anyone before.

JFC

So now that Rob was seen with a cigarette...

and Kristen

(oh this is good shit)

was spotted with a lighter poking out of her jean pocket

(by people who don't really LOOK THAT CLOSELY.. heh)

Well...

Surely this is some sign of the apocalypse... right?

And oh...

Let's not forget that Caitlyn Croneberg 

was seen in Robert's vicinity.

OH MY GOD!

He smiled at her!!!

The guy just wrapped on a movie...

And he can't even fucking go out and enjoy a party

with the cast and crew

without the same lame fucking bullshit drama.

And...

It seems there was some deranged asshat

who was tweeting Caitlyn a lot of vicious disgusting shit...

Just for standing next to Rob and smiling.

Seriously.

Hopefully the account has been taken care of...

and the person institutionalized

but one thing...

The person who tweeted that sickening bullshit

is NO fan of Robert's.

No way.

No how.

(But nice try.)

See Kris.

See Kris Run.

Run Kris Run.

See Kris

See Kris walk

Walk Kris Walk

The point?

Kristen is being stalked by very persistent paparazzi.

Going to get her passport renewed?

Do we need to see that?

Horseback riding..

While mildly interesting the first time...

Do we need to see it again?

And really...

Kristen gets rear-ended by a lady (driving a Jag, no less)

And its front page news.

I mean...

The guy just kept taking picture after picture

after picture.

Wouldn't a few have told the story?

Did you have to just sit there snapping away?

And really...

People think she calls the fucking paps?

REALLY??????

Kristen Stewart.

Who has very vocally declared her intense dislike

of that particular base of human being...

And how they harass and stalk her.

WHO WOULD WANT THAT???

Again...

I'm faced with this whole dilemma of posting these pictures.

It's like...

I love steak.

I really really love steak.

But if I actually sat down and thought about where

the steak comes from...

and saw what they did to get the steak...

I might not ever eat steak again.

I would probably become a vegetarian...

You follow?

I'm usually oblivious to the extremes that

Kristen and Robert are exposed to when stalked by the paps.

I mean...

We see the pictures...

and they look like they are just walking to a car...

or through an airport...

or down a street...

(run Rob run)

But when you actually see the videos...

It makes you pause... doesn't it?

The cameras in their faces...

The flashing lights in their eyes...

The people shouting and yelling

usually obscene things to get a response

They get so close...

And they don't care about them as human beings.

That time...

When Rob was caught in the street

determined NOT to let them follow him home...

And he just stood there

and they just kept taking the pictures...

and it didn't matter that they were all the same

they just kept taking the pictures...

because they could.

And even when Rob pleaded with them

(and God... Rob... pleading... breaks my heart)

They didn't fucking care.

They just kept taking pictures anyway.

See...

If I think about that

If I think how the pics were taken

how they were obtained...

what they shouted at Kristen

or how they followed her to her parents home...

How they just sit there and keep shooting

even though she is just taking stuff out of her car

and putting it in another.

Pretty mundane.

Pretty boring.

Pretty ordinary.

Yet.

Kristen can't do anything ordinary

without it being seen.

Being watched.

If I think about those details...

I might never post another pap pic again.

But I love steak.

So much.

I try to push where it comes from out of my mind.

Just because I want to have my steak

and eat it too...

But I won't wish for any pictures...

I won't long for that sneaky peek into 

Rob and Kristen's life

I will be satisfied with what they are willing to give me.

What they are willing to share.

I can do that.

I can try...

 So... we know Rob had part of his head shaved

for Cosmopolis...

Will he end up looking like this?

I don't have a problem with that.

Short hair.

Long hair.

Greasy hair.

Combed hair.

Whatever.

Is it Rob's hair??

Then I'm good.

I'm more interested in if we will see this sometime soon...

(After Comic Con)

Perhaps heading over to London?

Maybe?

You know that Kristen is going...

And come on now

YOU KNOW Rob will be there too.

It's just a matter of time...

Because sooner or later...

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

end up together.

Oh yes indeedy

You know they do.

Oh my.

Someone sent this to me.

Isn't it all kinds of cute?

Tom and Dr. Teeth.

I love it.

I love Muppets.

I love Tom.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for blame.

Stop lumping the lunatics 

into any section of the fandom...

The loonies aren't real fans of either

Rob or Kristen.

They just want an excuse to hate.

And they use Rob and/or Kristen to do it.

B for Bwahahahaha!

Remember that time when they 

wanted to believe it was her BROTHER??

Remember?

B for

Bye for now

Green Sheep.

Forever.