Rob and Kris-- Countdown

Suit. Sunglasses. Swoon.

Well.

Not so much happening in the land of Rob/Kris right now.

Rob is busy working on Cosmopolis...

And of course he is 'seen' out every night partying and carousing

with every female cast member he can find.

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

It still boggles my mind that people (aka haters)

would rather Robert be some sort of man-whore

out mindlessly fucking any female he can...

Than be in a monogamous relationship with Kris(ten).

Truly.

Have you listened to this thoughts on women and relationships?

He states pretty clearly (and in his own words)

That he is a one woman kinda guy...

And how he doesn't get people who aren't.

It's also pretty clear who the ONE woman in his life is.

Come on...

You know its true.

Its the same girl who keeps showing up in his life.

Time and time again.

(and again... very soon)

L-O-V-E (heh)

And I do love how people (haters)

Are clinging to how Rob described his 'sex' scenes

with Reese at the MTV awards.

"I didn't cut you out... but I did fuck you."

as some sort of 'sign' that Rob and Reese had some sort of affair.

Really?

Rob and Reese?

Reese who just got married.

And Rob would someone announce it on live TV?

And honestly...

Don't you idiots EVER get Rob's sense of humor?

EVER???

Goofy

Charming

Awkward

Robert.

And people have to twist it and make it tawdry.

Shut up.

Rob and Bear...

Kris and Bear...

Rob being adorable with Bear...

Adorable Bear.

You know the magnifying glasses came out for these pics.

Rob was finally seen with Bear!

OH NO!

Quick!

Blow those pics UP!

HURRY!

It can't be the same dog!!!

It just can't!

Look! Rob's Bear has different ears!

Fake Bears are all floppy!

I think Rob's Bear is darker...

Fake Bear is similar but not the same!

They are litter mates! Not the same dog!

Rob's Bear isn't as big as fake Bear...

Should he be bigger if its the same dog?

Yes. The conspiracy theories about Bear are still going on.

And why?

Because both Rob and Kristen were seen with the puppy.

End of the world, People.

End of the world.

Kristen and Rob just may have adopted a puppy together.

And they just may have been spending time in Toronto...

Together.

:)

I long to be... close to you...

Final thoughts...

1. I love that as soon as Rob and Kris are apart...

People immediately see them all over the place

with countless people (of the opposite sex, of course)

I say that 99.9% of the rumors are bullshit...

and even if Rob goes out for a beer with castmates...

Or Kristen goes out to dinner with castmates

(where one of them happens to be Rob's best friend)

So what?

2. There has been a lot of speculation about

the whereabouts of Kristen Stewart.

Hmmmm.

She was in London... that much is true.

Did she go to LA?

Probably...

But where oh where is she now?

Reunion in

10... 9... 8... 7...

;)

And where would a post of mine be without...

Walking and smiling. Win/Win.

Tom Sturridge!

I love this picture of Rob and him...

Strolling around...

Being all smiley and happy.

Am I the only one who misses Tom's face?

Oh sure...

I know he shows up behind Sienna...

All bushy and beardy...

But I still miss his face.

This post is brought to you by the letter *G*

G for Green Sheep.

Forever.

G for Reunited and it feels so GOOD.

So so GOOD.

Bye for now

♥♥♥