There Are No Robert Pattinson Outtakes.

Yes. More 'outtakes' from EW.

I guess when its your job to just pick a few

pictures out of a hundred...

It would be hard to do.

Can you imagine the dilemma? 

"That one! No... wait... THAT one!

Oh hell... I want that one, too!

Wait. Let me see that other one...

Shit. I love them all! HELP!"

I'm guessing that being someone who has

to decide which Robert Pattinson pictures

to include in articles...

Is kinda like any other high risk job...

You can only do it for short periods at a time.

And you are prone to nervous breakdowns

from having to make critical decisions.

:)

 Of course, this was my favorite one.

You know why.

He's moving. Walking.

And he drives me crazy.

And I'm delusional.

I am.

I actually thought that I was getting OVER

my Rob addiction.

I thought I was on the down side...

Things were evening out.

Oh the tricks a delusional mind will play!

No.

I'm as addicted and obsessed with Robert

as I have ever been.

Looking at the above picture proves that to me.

It makes my stomach flip flop...

I break out in a sweat... 

It makes it hard to breathe properly.

That sounds like someone

who is completely over her addiction doesn't it?

Yeah.

Right.

I like this picture.

Yeah. Robert is kinda nuzzling on Kristen.

Too cute for words.

(and shut up haters... that's what I see)

And what's all this bullshit talk about comparing

Robert's and Kristen's movie career?

Really?

That's what it's come to?

There really isn't much of a comparison

except to say they both are actors.

Why must everything be a competition?

Why must everything be one or the other?

Am I not allowed to be a fan 

of both Rob and Kristen?

Well...tough shit.

I am.

I want them both to do well.

I can't wait to see all their upcoming projects.

Seriously...

Some people will fucking make up any excuse

to whine and moan and complain.

It's getting old.

Ancient.

Bye for now.