Both Sides of Robert and Kristen

*WARNING WARNING

I'm bored.

I'm talking about ROBSTEN.

Again.*

 

 

I've looked at Robsten from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's Robsten illusions I recall
I really don't know Robsten at all...

 

So.

There is still so much controversy 

over that picture of Rob/Kristen walking.

So. Much.

I mean...

It's like if people prove its NOT them...

Then it proves...

What exactly?

Kristen was (is) in England with Robert.

Proven fact.

So...

What does this picture mean?

That they like to hang out with friends?

They like to walk?

I'm not sure it matters much in the

grand scheme of ROBSTEN!

Yes. I wrote the dreaded word.

Sometimes it just has to be used.

Anyway.

I was reading emails...

scanning Twitter...

and as always thoroughly entertained

by all the chaos Robsten makes.

so lets look at both sides.

 

Side 1: Rob and Kristen are just "Friends With Benefits".

Side 2: Still not sure why it's OK for Rob/Kristen to be 

"FWB" but not in a relationship.

Does that make it easier to take somehow?

 

Side 1 : Even if Rob/Kristen ARE together... they have the 

worst relationship in the history of relationships.

It won't last.

Side 2: Considering that Rob/Kristen haven't shown

very much of their relationship to the public...

What exactly are you basing this on?

 

Side 1: Rob used to be so sweet and open, 

and Kristen has made him closed up and cold.

Just like her.

Side 2: Rob has been forced to shut himself off

from the public and the press.

They want to eat him alive.

Do you blame him for being wary and 

keeping his private life... private?

Side 1:  It's pretty obvious that Kristen is a lesbian.

Side 2: So, Kristen turned lesbian AFTER dating

Oregano for 5 years, but BEFORE dating Rob?

Gotcha.

Side 1 : Why the secrecy? Just come out and admit

that you are a couple. Quit lying to everyone.

Side 2: They aren't lying to anyone.

They just aren't talking about it.

If you don't believe in them as a couple...

What are they going to admit?

Side 1: Kristen looks like she hates Rob in EVERY picture.

It's like she can't stand to be near him.

Side 2: Really? Because I've seen a lot of pictures

where she is smiling BIG time at him.

Like she absolutely ADORES him.

Eye of the beholder, huh?

Side 1: Kristen is really dating one of Rob's friends.

That's why she is over in the UK.

It has nothing to do with Rob.

Side 2: It's amazing the things that people can come 

up with to try and explain away why 

Robert and Kristen are together.

Again.

E for effort.

Side 1: There is NO way a 'real' picture of them together

hasn't surfaced by now.

 Wheres' the proof?

Side 2: How many pictures do you need?

There has been snuggling, hand-holding...

The morning 'after'...

Together in England.

The proof has been right in front of you

Just open your eyes...

Side 1: Their whole relationship is a publicity stunt.

Summit is making them have 'staged' photo ops

(like the airport tarmac)

To promote New Moon.

Side 2: Then I would think they would

have staged some photo ops with 

Kristen and Taylor.

And honestly...

Does New Moon really need MORE publicity?

Really?

Side 1: The little girl in IoW even said

that they were 'friends'. 

See? Even she knows!

Side 2: Yeah, a young girl is quoted

as saying they were friends...

So. What.

I'm not sure why so many cling to that?

 It starts with a D...

Denial.

Delusion.

Desperate.

Take your pick...

 

Side 2: Bye for now ;)

*And don't get your panties in a knot...

Just my 'opinion' about the 

stuff that I read online.

This is what happens when there 

is no new Robert news.

I ramble.*