Six Degrees of Robsten Revisited...

I'm not feeling too great today...so I decided to repost something from a long time ago. August 2009. OK.... not THAT long ago... but its kinda funny to reread it... and realize how nothing has fucking changed.

I hope you like it.

Bye for now.

 

Monday, August 31, 2009

Six Degrees of Robsten

It's becoming dangerous to be a Robsten fan lately.

I find myself being verbally attacked

Just because I happen to like

Rob and Kristen together.

Yeah... really.

And I find it so ridiculous that

I need to defend myself...

Because of an opinion.

There are degrees to Robsten...

Let's say...

Six degrees to Robsten...

6. If you a Six... You don't really give a rats ass

who the hell Rob dates.

In fact, you don't really give a shit about Rob.

You just think he's cute.

5. Fives are undecided.

They feel intrusive if they have an opinion...

It's none of their business who Rob dates.

At least that's what they keep telling themselves...

4. Fours are accepting.

They aren't actually fans of Robsten...

And they aren't really fans of Kristen...

But they love Rob...

And will try to give her a chance.

3. Threes are wary...

They like Robsten...

But are scared something bad is going to happen

and then the movies will be ruined.

Or the chemistry will be lost...

They worry that Rob's heart will be broken...

Or that Kristen will change him somehow.

2. Twos are giddy.

They thoroughly enjoy all Robsten has to offer.

The pictures of Rob and Kristen together...

The gossip and innuendo that surrounds them.

Twos are so happy with their Robsten...

That they can accept opposing opinions with a smile.

Twos just like to see Rob's smile when he is with Kristen.

Twos are happy when Rob is happy.

1. Ones are scary.

Robsten or Nonsten...

The determined Robsten

who will say anything...

Twist any story...

To make their point.

The delusional Nonsten

who insists no matter the evidence...

That there IS no Robsten.

Ones stalk Rob.

Ones threaten Kristen.

Ones threaten opposing viewpoints.

Ones write emails to blog and websites

verbally attacking people.

Ones cannot separate fantasy...

from reality.

Personally...

I think I'm a Two.

I enjoy Robsten.

I have fun with Robsten.

I love Rob. I love Kristen.

I love Rob and Kristen together.

But I would still love each of them apart...

Either way.

I'll be honest here...

The most important part of Robsten to me?

Rob.

He's the reason I'm here.

And no matter what path his love-life travels...

I will still be here.

Always.

Bye for now ♥