Back in September
I 'conducted' a Robsten Rorschach Test.
I gathered Nasty Nonsten (NN),
Raving Robsten (RR)
and Abbey Normal (AN)
and asked their responses to the pictures presented.
I decided to bring out some more pictures
to get their reactions.
;)
RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Rob and Kristen walking together in an airport!
They must be going somewhere romantic!
They are SO SO SO in love!
NN: It's so obvious that this picture is staged or
That they photoshopped Rob into it...
He probably isn't really there!
Kristen is a lesbian.
AN: Well... not a romantic picture...
But they do travel together.
Funny how where one goes...
The other one is.
RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Look how close they are in this picture!
Rob's hand is possessively wrapped around Kristen!
They are SO SO SO in love!!
NN: Please.
That's not Rob's hand.
It was probably photoshopped in there.
So what if he puts his arm around his co-star!
He does that to everyone!
Kristen is a lesbian.
AN: I like this picture.
A bit more closeness than we are used to seeing
from Rob and Kristen at public functions.
And his hand placement seems intimate to me.
RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Kristen showed up in England WITH Rob!
They spent New Years Eve together!
Rob is so romantic!
They are SO SO SO in love!
NN: Again, I'm not sure that is really
KSpew's face.
Doesn't it looked like someone photoshopped
her face on to someone elses body?
Summit is staging all these pictures for publicity!
So what if 2 FWB spend time in England!
Kristen has no other friends...
and she's a lesbian.
AN: Pretty HUGE picture.
Robert and Kristen had virtually disappeared
after the New Moon frenzy...
Being papped only a couple of times.
Then Kristen shows up in England?
With Robert?
Did I say HUGE?
RR: BOOOOOOO!
I'm SO glad that Kristen broke up with MA!
Kristen and Rob belong together FOREVER!!!
They are SO SO SO in love!
NN: THIS is true love!
It's so obvious how much they adore each other!
I think Kristen and Michael are still together...
Just hiding it because of Summit.
They are perfect for each other!
Kristen is a lesbian.
AN: I give Oregano a lot of grief...
But it's all in fun.
I'm thinking this picture was taken
towards the end of their relationship...
It really looks kinda... awkward.
RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Rob and Kristen holding hands!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
They are SO SO SO in LOVE!
NN: This is a staged photo op!
Summit told them to do this to fuel the Robsten rumors!
Rob and Kristen are messing with the fans!
They aren't even holding hands... who cares?
I think they photoshopped a hand in there.
Kristen is a lesbian.
AN: WOW.
Loving the big smile on Rob's face!
I feel like I'm intruding on a sweet, intimate moment
between two people who want to be close together....
Love this one...
Another HUGE picture.
RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Another picture of Rob and Kristen holding hands!
Such a romantic getaway!
They are So So SO in love!
NN: ANOTHER Manip.
That's not even Rob.
Kristen is in England because she loves Bobby.
Please, Kristen is just 'one of the boys'
They aren't holding hands...
someone added that arm in there...
Kristen is a lesbian.
AN: A lousy picture.
Not sure what I'm looking at...
Kinda looks like Kristen...
Could be Robert...
It's nice that they are spending time together.
RR: BOOOOOOO!
I HATE Emilie!
She's ugly and I wish she would get away from Rob!
You know he's thinking about Kristen...
They are SO SO SO in love!
NN: Rob looks like he wants to be with her.
You know they hooked up over the summer!
Rob hooks up with every female he comes across.
He has so many FWB's it's unreal!
Emilie is so much better looking than Kristen!
Kristen is a lesbian.
AN: Lovely picture of Rob and Emilie.
She's a pretty girl.
She's pretty lucky to have worked with Rob...
Nice job if you can get it!
I hope "Remember Me"
does phenomenal at the box office...
I can't wait to see it!
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Couple of Disclaimers:
1. In no way does Raving Robsten or Nasty Nonsten
represent all the people who consider themselves
"Robsten" or "Nonsten"
They are extreme examples.
Unfortunately, they do exist.
2. Abbey Normal is a fictional person, and any similarities
between her opinions and mine...
are completely justified.
3. This post isn't about you.
This blog isn't about you.
4. Fuck the disclaimers.
If you don't have a sense of humor...
and actually think I'm talking about YOU
then that's your problem.
5. Bye for now
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