Kristen Will Knock You OUT!

Ladies and Gentlemen (Gentlemen... Gentlemen...)
Welcome to the first fight of the Rob drought!

In this corner...
We have Kristen Stewart (Stewart... Stewart...)
Beautiful, feisty and fierce!
Kristen is a dynamic actress
who doesn't take shit from anyone...
She's tough, smart and knows what she wants.

In that corner...
We have Emilie de Ravin (who?... who?...)
Blond, and... um...
Emilie is on 'Lost'!
And she was lucky enough to play opposite
Robert Pattinson in Remember Me!

Honestly?
No fucking contest.

I've said it once and I'll say it again...
I have nothing against Emilie.
She's all well and good.
But now that there is a photoshoot coming out
with Rob and Emilie...
We get both extremes from 'fans'.

"LOOK! EMILIE AND ROB ARE DATING!
THEY HAVE TO BE!"

OR

"I HATE EMILIE.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ROB!"

Seriously.
There is no fight.
This is Kristen Stewart we are talking about.
She will knock you the fuck OUT.

Period.
The end.

If you truly believe in Rob and Kristen...
If you believe in what you see...
What is right in front of you...
This kinda stuff doesn't bother you.
At all.
Rob needs to promote Remember Me.
Emilie is his co-star.
That's all.
You want the movie to do well...
Right?
Photoshoots are a big help.
It doesn't automatically mean that
Robert is a manwhore and is off doing
his MARRIED co-star.
I mean... come on.
Besides.
When it comes to Kristen...
It's pretty obvious to even the casual observer...
How Robert feels about her.
He hasn't been shy in expressing his feelings for her, has he?
He wears his heart on his sleeve...
And it has Kristen's name on it.

Period.
The End.

Bye for now.