Showing posts with label I Love Kristen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Love Kristen. Show all posts

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Flawed Perfection

I still love this movie...

There's really not much to write about lately...
I'm finding that I repeat myself
but that tends to happen in a 'drought'.

What is there to say?
Let's see...

Rob is still working on Cosmopolis.
Kristen's whereabouts are still unknown.
And does Bear shit in the woods?

I'm guessing he does.
:)

There has been all sorts of gossip about 
the Jeff Buckley movie...
 I'm thinking that if Rob wants the part?
It's his.
But that brings me to the fact that Tom Sturridge
also auditioned for this part...
Now.
I don't know if Tom can sing/play guitar
(Seems all these Brit boys can)
But my goodness...

I fucking LOVE this picture...

Tom really does have a real resemblance to Jeff...
Doesn't he?
Yeah.
I know there has been lots of talk about James Franco
(and for some reason Penn Badgley?)
And admittedly Franco does look the part too.
But damn.
If Rob doesn't do it...
I would LOVE to see Tom in this.
The only negative?
Tom would have to talk in an American accent.
And.
God.
That's a damn shame.

ANYWAY.
It will be interesting to see who really does get the part.
Pins
and 
Needles.

Simply Stunning.
There were some old/new pics of Kristen released...
My God.
She is so naturally beautiful.
I remember the whole hoopla when she did 
The Runaways
And she cut off her long "Bella" hair...

(And I'm just going to throw this in... because it needs repeating...
Summit couldn't keep Kristen from chopping off her hair.
Where she publicly admitted they tried to stop her...
YET.
Somehow.
They are able to get her to 'pretend' to be with someone...
and they control her life even when shes not working for them.)
Right.

But moving on...

Kristen chops off her hair...
Fucking KILLS as Joan Jett
And still manages to look gorgeous...
No matter what length her hair is...
No matter what color it is.
She fucking rocks it.

So...
Today
I decided to just post some of my favorite pictures of
Kristen Stewart.


'What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face
and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, 
or the people falling over themselves,
screaming and taunting to get a reaction. 
All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up by a flash...
A lot of the time I can't handle it. 
It's fucked. 
I never expected that this would be my life.'


“People always ask me if I’m dating Robert. 
It’s beyond annoying . . . 
What I say is, that, why would I want anything that’s private 
to become entertainment for other people?
This is what I wanted to show you on here.
People say that if I just tell them everything I’ll be left alone, 
but God, you think if I tell people they’ll leave me alone? 
They pick up every little scrap, and that’s much worse.”
 
 
 
"It's so weird, that you have to be worried about people seeing things,"
Stewart finally says in response to the iPod image.
"You want to be excited about something, 
normal people can be excited about their lives, and I am, too,
but it's such a different thing. 
It comes out as entertainment for other people."
 
 
"I can relate to Bella in that I think that
I would not necessarily choose the easy road.
I would definitely, if it felt right, and I was in love.
It wouldn’t matter what obstacle. 
I’d face it."
 
 
"It’s hard to actually take details from your personal life
and apply them to a scene because, 
as much as you can identify with a feeling,
you just get muddled.
As soon as you start bringing your own stuff in,
it’s like, 'No, that’s not right.' 
You’re playing a different person. 
You can relate,
but you have to leave that stuff at the door."
 
 
"I love Rob because he always wants to be the best.
He can be very childish. 
When Rob does something right or wins something
he talks with a different, little voice - like a five-year-old.
Rob is sexy, in a tortured artist way.
This might be because he is British.
He's tall, looks like he is thinking all the time and is incredibly funny.
I love the way he sings. 
It breaks my heart.
And don't you think he's just gorgeous? 
Rob's also a very bad liar, he just can't do it!"
 
 
Final thoughts.
I absolutely adore Kristen Stewart
(My feelings for Robert have been well documented)
Is she perfect?
No.
Are you?
 
She's breathtakingly beautiful.
She's brilliantly talented.
She is awkwardly shy...
and sometimes she doesn't say the right thing
at the right time.
I find that to be part of her charm.
Because to me...
She is real.
She makes mistakes.
She flips off the cameras.
She would rather wear chucks than heels.
She cusses like a sailor.
She's uncomfortable in the spotlight.
Sometimes she doesn't smile.
So what?
If you like Kristen Stewart...
If you are a fan...
Those things don't bother you at all.
In fact...
It's those very things that make you relate to her 
on some small and distant level.
We love that she is quirky and not your
standardized Hollywood actress.
That she doesn't always care if she has make up on
and if her hair is combed just so...
She isn't perfect.
She is flawed.
Flawed Perfection.

And.
If you don't like Kristen Stewart
and you're not a fan...
Why do you care?
Why do you bother following her so closely...
and obsessing over her every move
Her every word?

Oh yeah.
Because of Robert.
Because Robert Pattinson
chooses to be with 
Kristen Stewart.

"I hope you like disappointment"
Get used to it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *K*

K for Kristen
She stays true to herself...
and knows what is important.

K for Kiss.
How many times have Rob and Kristen
been caught kissing?
;)

K for Keep Out.
If you don't like what I have to say...
Why oh why 
do you keep coming back here to read my words?

 
Green Sheep.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
 

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Rob and Kristen- T-Shirts = Love ;)


A LOT of chatter about this recent turn of events.
Carey Mulligan spotted in the company of dear sweet Thomas?
Can it be true?

Well...
If you follow the the clothes theory...
You know...
Carey 'looks' like she is wearing Tom's shirt.
So...
if this is true...
Where did she get it?

I kind of envision a huge big pile of clothes...
And everyone just grabs whatever is closest
(and hopefully cleanest)
And just pulls it on without thinking
But.
I don't know...
I mean... people taking clothes on and off...
You know what I mean?
Makes  ya wonder.

But I will be honest...
I don't think sharing a t-shirt is an epic sign of true love...
although I do find it kinda cute.
And I do think it shows a level of... closeness.
And I personally like wearing my husband's t-shirts
They're roomier... comfy
and sometimes I can smell him on them...
Kinda nice.


So let's get back to Miss Mulligan.
Recently broken up with Shia Labeouf...
And now she has the the misfortune of being thrown
into the Twilight fandom.
Poor dear.
I like the girl.
She's adorably cute
she's a wonderful actress...
And I hope whatever is going on with 
Tom and Carey...
They are happy.
But let's not forget the drama surrounding this...
You know...
Obviously Carey and Kristen are acquainted.
Carey is British... has worked with friends of Tom...
so who knows where they met or how long they have known each other.
Does it really matter?
People are getting their knickers all twisted
when it's said that Kristen introduced them.
They can't have that.
Nope.



It seems hard for some people to realize that
Tom and Kristen are friends.
Tom and Robert are friends.
Robert and Kristen are together.
It is what it is, folks.

Oh and...
Does anyone REALLY view Tom as a threat
to Robert and Kristen's relationship?
Didn't think so.
*insert lame rolling eyes smiley here*


Both Robert and Thomas seem very fond of these plaid shirts.
See...
Now...
If Carey were wearing THIS shirt of Toms...
Then I would have to admit there is something going on...
Seriously.
Tom loves that shirt.
He wears that shirt a lot.
So for him to give it up to a girl?
He would really really REALLY have to like her.
You know what I mean??
Do you??
So keep your eyes peeled!

But the Pièce de résistance?

The gray stoli t-shirt...

Robert has said recently that it has gone missing.

But now...

IF Kristen showed up wearing that shirt?

THAT shirt??

Well... then you know how fucking serious 

Robert would have to be about her.

I mean...

That shirt is ICONIC now.

With the 'GET OFF MY DICK' a close second.

Which of course... Robert and Kristen have already shared.

Heh.

;)

That's all I have to say for now.

So I thought I would end on this lovely picture

of scruffy Thomas and beanie Robert.

Good stuff.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for T-shirt sharing!!!

The new way to say "I love you"!!

T for TWIRLING!!!

Be ready...

Seriously.

Robert?

I miss your face.


Bye for now

♥♥♥

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Why Do You Hate Kristen Stewart? Redux

   *REPOST FROM AUGUST 25TH 2010*

I'm doing this for 2 reasons.

1) This post still stands.
Every fucking word.

2) I found words from this post on someone else's site.
My exact words.
I wasn't mentioned as the writer.
That kinda bugs me.

3) I'm lazy.
There isn't anything to really say.
At least until Robert shows up in NYC with Kristen.
Wink Wink
Nudge Nudge
*fingers crossed*

So here goes.




Do you ever wonder why people hate?
Because it takes an incredible amount of energy to do it.
You have to invest a lot of time
Emotions
Because hating someone so deeply...
Being so immersed in the feeling...
is almost like loving someone
isn't it?

It's always been said there's a fine line
between love and hate...
So why bother to cross it for someone you don't know?
Why bother to hate someone who doesn't know you exist?


Yes... I'm talking about all the hate that Kristen gets.
And don't fucking give me shit about how unfair it is
that I talk about Kristen's hate and not Rob's.
I mean...
Fucking A.
Isn't it motherbitching PATHETIC that there is hate at all?

Why hate Kristen?
I bet you didn't even fucking know who she was until Twilight...
Why go to the bother of hating her?
Truly.
Just because she is where you want to be.
And don't give me no bullshit about not being jealous.
It's all about the JEALOUS.
She's gorgeous
She's rich
She's famous
and most of all...
She has Robert Pattinson looking at her like she is
not only the most delicious woman on the face of the planet...
("he looks at you like you're something to eat")
But like she is the ONLY woman on the planet.

You don't know her.
You don't know her motivations...
Her thoughts...
Why she does the things she does.
And that goes for Robert as well...

You don't give Rob much credit, do you?
So Rob is this insipid ragdoll
who just goes whichever way he's thrown.

As Fucking If.

Robert might be an extremely nice guy...
He might be charming and sweet...
But to think that Rob is willingly being lead by the nose
by Kristen for her own gains...
While he sits idly by
Really is a fucking insult to Robert.
Rob says he knows what he wants...
He goes after it.
He admits to being a bit of a control freak...
So... he is now letting Kristen control him?
Really?


You might not want to admit that Robert and Kristen are together.
And hey... if you want to keep scavenging for scraps...
Fucking go for it.

Wallow deep in your denial.
Dive headfirst into the foam...
But quit trying to drag Kristen into your bullshit.
You don't have to like the girl.
You are allowed...
But when I don't like something
I don't want anything to do with it.
I ignore it. I stay away from it.
What do you do?
You fucking make up shit...
and talk about her and Robert...
Like you have access to their thoughts
And then to fucking hate on her...
For things YOU make up about her
Thoughts/Feelings/Motives
that you have no idea she is feeling...
No clue what it's like to be her...
But use as an excuse to attack and insult her.
It's insane.


Kristen hasn't done anything to you
to deserve such bitter resentment.
Kristen hasn't done anything... to anyone
with the exception of flipping off the paparazzi
(which she has totally earned the right to do)

Is she perfect?
No.
And she admits her flaws.
Embraces them.
She doesn't even ask that you like her...
Just understand her.

She's just trying to live her life...
The best way she knows how.
She will make mistakes...
She is human
And yes...
She has the most deliciously handsome boyfriend in the world...
Robert seems to adore her.
Robert seems to want to be with her.
He's allowed to live his life
and make the choice of who he does or doesn't want to be with.
I'm sure if he didn't want to be with Kristen
He wouldn't be.
Then you could hate on someone else...
Is it so hard to believe that Rob is exactly where he wants to be?
No secret agenda.
No PR.
Not anything but two people who want to be together.
Is it really that hard to comprehend?

We don't know what goes on between them...
We can only speculate by what we see...

You see bitterness and hate

I see sweetness and love.

What I see isn't hurting anyone.
Can you say the same?


This post is brought to you by the letters *S* *T* *F* and *U*

That's right.

Shut
The
Fuck
Up

Bye for now
♥♥♥

LIGHTS (FUCKING LIGHTS)

Fucking lights, straining my eyes.
No sleep at night. It's just a waste of time.
And LA's burning... NY's painted black .
London's calling, calling me back.
Simple patterns make me crack.
Fucking lights, Hurts my head.
Borrowed youth.
All those wasted years.
And LA's learning. NY too.
London's calling, I'm calling you.
What doesn't matter, Still holds its truth,
That nothing matters, When I'm with you,
Cities only fill the void of people wasting, wasting time on you.
Pretty lies and secret love,
Nothing gets me what I want from you,
From you, All I want,
what I want from you.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Somewhere Together?


So.
Robert (and Thomas) haven't been seen since last week.
Not counting snippets of someone's nose...
or a corner of what could be an ear.
You know what I mean?
And please...
No more lame ass manips.
CREEPY!

So where is Robert?
First tweets that he was on set with Kristen in NOLA...
Now there have been tweets that he is in London.
Wow.
So...
Has Rob been in the air since last Thursday?
Did he fly directly to London after Texas?
No passing NOLA... no collecting Beastie Boys t-shirts?
Interesting... yes?


No pics... Robert ceases to exist, of course.
What if he...
Went to New Orleans just as Kristen was wrapping up OTR...
so that they could hang out for a couple of days in 
a wonderful city...
And then...
Fly to London for a bit?
Together?
Hmmm.
Now THAT is an interesting thought... isn't it?
We all know how much London means to Robert.
We all know that Kristen loves it, too...
And since they are going to be wrapped up with BD for 6 months...
Maybe they went to pay a short visit before it starts?


Who knows.
(of course, after I post this... some picture of Robert
will turn up and this will all be moot)

I personally don't care WHERE they are.
I just like to think of them together.

And I know that so many people out there
think that Rob is just 'putting up with' Kristen 
out of some strange voodoo commitment to Summit
But
No one is forcing the boy to follow Kristen around.
It has nothing to do with 'PR'...
and just the fact that Robert wants to be where Kristen is.
If Rob didn't want to be with Kristen...
he wouldn't be.
Isn't it really that simple?


Simple.
Robert could be hanging out with anyone he wants
during his free time.
Ashley. Anna. Emilie. Mystery Blonde.
Anyone in the female population...
But instead...
He went to Montreal.
And NOLA.
(and you know he was there...
He didn't just push Sam out of the speeding car)
And chose to be where Kristen was...
AGAIN.
And 
AGAIN.
And
AGAIN.

So WHERE will they turn up next?

And will Robert be wearing the 
GET OFF MY DICK
shirt this time around?
Heh.

I'm still laughing over that one.
And all the angry excuses that followed.
People are STILL pissed off that Kristen had the NERVE
to wear Robert's t-shirt.
Wait.
He left it in Montreal
(They know this...how?)
That's how she got it.
It doesn't mean he was in New Orleans!
Besides...
She's only is doing it for attention.
Yeah.
Because Kristen Stewart doesn't get enough
FUCKING attention the way it is.
She definitely wants MORE.
Right.
Makes PERFECT sense...
(If you have rabies)


So... in closing...
The pictures in this post are what I want to see...
Robert and Kristen...
In an airport.
Somewhere.
Anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
 Walking side by side...
Together.

You know it.
I know it.
Grandma Rose knows it.


Side by side.
On to their next destination.
And even when they have to be separated by circumstance.
It never lasts very long.
They always manage to find their way back 
TOGETHER.

Yeah.
Grandma Rose can even see it...

"Those two whippersnappers love each other!"
OK.
Grandma Rose would NEVER use the word whippersnapper.
And I will be honest...
Grandma Rose doesn't give 2 hoots and a holler about 
Robert and Kristen.
Why did I just write 2 hoots and a holler?
Where the hell am I?
Good grief.


Robert and Kristen

Where are you?
Where is Thomas?

Who will wear the GOMD t-shirt next?
Will you wash it first?

Can I admit that even though Kristen wearing the shirt
made me LAUGH out loud...
I kinda liked Robert wearing it more.
I like that he is taking a bit of a stand against the paps intrusion.
I kinda like that he is standing up for himself...
and for Kristen.

I adore you Robert Pattinson.


This post is brought to you by the letters *H* and *T*


H for HATERS
They are SO angry at a girl wearing a t-shirt.
So many hateful bitter things that were written.
Unbelievable.

T for Together.
I hope wherever Robert and Kristen are...
They are together.
Twirling.
And Happy.
Always Happy.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

P.S. My apologies to my Grandma Rose...
I know you don't read my blog
But you are one of the coolest ladies I know
And I love you madly...
And you would never say whippersnapper.
:)

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Kristen Stewart Owns You.


There you have it, folks.
Clear as day.
No doubt about it.
Kristen is wearing Robert's shirt...

GET OFF MY DICK.

And I said it before...
and I will say it again.

I LOVE YOU KRISTEN STEWART.

Because if anyone should wear that shirt?
It is most definitely you.

I was going to go into all the lame excuses
that have come out since these pics were released.

But why bother?
Just know that you wearing that shirt
has COMPLETELY and TOTALLY pissed off the haters.
I mean...
They are fucking FROTHING and FOAMING at the mouth right now.
It's fucking BRILLIANT.
How wearing a t-shirt can have that sort of reaction.
The excuses...
The name calling...
The bitter anger...

You fucking OWN them.
Lock
Stock
and
T-shirt.

Excellent.


So keep saying that you don't 'hate' Kristen...
Yet continue to call her all sorts of names just because
she wore her boyfriends t-shirt.
Because that's all she really did.
She wore Robert's t-shirt.
And it's fucking KILLING you.
You say she wears it to mess with the 'sheep'?
You tell me who is upset over her wearing it?
Who has the biggest negative reaction?
Exactly.

Sucks to be you.

I'm guessing it's great to be Kristen.
(and probably equally great being Robert)


This post is brought to you by the letters *F* and *G*

F for FAMEWHORE
It's the go to word when people get pissed off.

G for 
GET OFF MY DICK

Because Rob let her wear his t-shirt.
HIS t-shirt.

Heh.


Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Why Do You Hate Kristen Stewart?



Do you ever wonder why people hate?
Because it takes an incredible amount of energy to do it.
You have to invest a lot of time
Emotions
Because hating someone so deeply...
Being so immersed in the feeling...
is almost like loving someone
isn't it?

It's always been said there's a fine line
between love and hate...
So why bother to cross it for someone you don't know?
Why bother to hate someone who doesn't know you exist?


Yes... I'm talking about all the hate that Kristen gets.
And don't fucking give me shit about how unfair it is
that I talk about Kristen's hate and not Rob's.
I mean...
Fucking A.
Isn't it motherbitching PATHETIC that there is hate at all?

Why hate Kristen?
I bet you didn't even fucking know who she was until Twilight...
Why go to the bother of hating her?
Truly.
Just because she is where you want to be.
And don't give me no bullshit about not being jealous.
It's all about the JEALOUS.
She's gorgeous
She's rich
She's famous
and most of all...
She has Robert Pattinson looking at her like she is
not only the most delicious woman on the face of the planet...
("he looks at you like you're something to eat")
But like she is the ONLY woman on the planet.

You don't know her.
You don't know her motivations...
Her thoughts...
Why she does the things she does.
And that goes for Robert as well...

You don't give Rob much credit, do you?
So Rob is this insipid ragdoll
who just goes whichever way he's thrown.

As Fucking If.

Robert might be an extremely nice guy...
He might be charming and sweet...
But to think that Rob is willingly being lead by the nose
by Kristen for her own gains...
While he sits idly by
Really is a fucking insult to Robert.
Rob says he knows what he wants...
He goes after it.
He admits to being a bit of a control freak...
So... he is now letting Kristen control him?
Really?


You might not want to admit that Robert and Kristen are together.
And hey... if you want to keep scavenging for scraps...
Fucking go for it.

Wallow deep in your denial.
Dive headfirst into the foam...
But quit trying to drag Kristen into your bullshit.
You don't have to like the girl.
You are allowed...
But when I don't like something
I don't want anything to do with it.
I ignore it. I stay away from it.
What do you do?
You fucking make up shit...
and talk about her and Robert...
Like you have access to their thoughts
And then to fucking hate on her...
For things YOU make up about her
Thoughts/Feelings/Motives
that you have no idea she is feeling...
No clue what it's like to be her...
But use as an excuse to attack and insult her.
It's insane.


Kristen hasn't done anything to you
to deserve such bitter resentment.
Kristen hasn't done anything... to anyone
with the exception of flipping off the paparazzi
(which she has totally earned the right to do)

Is she perfect?
No.
And she admits her flaws.
Embraces them.
She doesn't even ask that you like her...
Just understand her.

She's just trying to live her life...
The best way she knows how.
She will make mistakes...
She is human
And yes...
She has the most deliciously handsome boyfriend in the world...
Robert seems to adore her.
Robert seems to want to be with her.
He's allowed to live his life
and make the choice of who he does or doesn't want to be with.
I'm sure if he didn't want to be with Kristen
He wouldn't be.
Then you could hate on someone else...
Is it so hard to believe that Rob is exactly where he wants to be?
No secret agenda.
No PR.
Not anything but two people who want to be together.
Is it really that hard to comprehend?

We don't know what goes on between them...
We can only speculate by what we see...

You see bitterness and hate

I see sweetness and love.

What I see isn't hurting anyone.
Can you say the same?


This post is brought to you by the letters *S* *T* *F* and *U*

That's right.

Shut
The
Fuck
Up

Bye for now
♥♥♥
 
 

LIGHTS (FUCKING LIGHTS)

Fucking lights, straining my eyes.
No sleep at night. It's just a waste of time.
And LA's burning... NY's painted black .
London's calling, calling me back.
Simple patterns make me crack.
Fucking lights, Hurts my head.
Borrowed youth.
All those wasted years.
And LA's learning. NY too.
London's calling, I'm calling you.
What doesn't matter, Still holds its truth,
That nothing matters, When I'm with you,
Cities only fill the void of people wasting, wasting time on you.
Pretty lies and secret love,
Nothing gets me what I want from you,
From you, All I want,
what I want from you.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Robert and Kristen- T O G E T H E R


See...
Every morning when I wake up
before I sign on to my computer and see what has
happened in the world...
I always have such high hopes.
Please... keep the foam out of my email.
Is that too much to ask?

I always contemplate just writing about how
beautifully charming and adorable Rob is...
Or maybe gushing about how incredible Kristen is...

But then the haters have to ruin it.
Like they ruin everything.

You tell me if this isn't CLASSIC Hyena behavior.


1. This is a GORGEOUS picture from @teamrobsten411
She looks beautiful.
Rob looks beautiful.
Tom looks beautiful

2. This fan told her story of meeting Rob...
She asked about Kristen (who was working)
And was thrilled beyond measure about meeting Robert.

3. Immediately the Hyenas smelled a victim.
They circled... waiting for the attack.
They went in with their teeth and claws.
They got personal.
They called her names.
They made fun of her.

And why?
Because thats what Hyenas do.
But also because this fan liked Kristen.
And blew their delusions away that Rob was out
and Kristen was sitting in her hotel room alone.

Other fans came across Rob last night
One thing I don't understand...
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WANT A PICTURE WITH TOM???
I love Tom.

But I digress...


Rob walking with Sam Riley's wife...
Someone's foot is there...
Tom's?
He was cut out of this picture, too?
What the hell?

Anyway.
A few fans were lucky enough to get some pics with Rob.
And yes...
Kristen was working.
But...
Some fan accounts show what happened...

”I did see Kristen too later I walked right by her she was in her hoodie really not in the mood looks like she just finished filming from set of On the Road thats why Robert is here hes visiting her.. theyre soo dating!”



She was tired you could tell she was hiding behind the hoodie shes not there in that pic that was earlier in the night. Nobody took pics with him after that. “


So yeah...
Kristen and Rob ended up
T O G E T H E R.

Like they always do.
They never stay apart for too long...
No matter where in the world they are...
They always find their way back 
T O G E T H E R.



Now...
I know that some people really want to think
that Rob is in Montreal for any reason other than
wanting to be with Kristen.

Yeah... Tom is there.
And now they are hoping that Rob is there
because of a cameo in the movie?
Or he was there for a photoshoot...
Anything
ANYTHING
But for Kristen.

OK then.
You keep hoping.
You keep on keeping on.

Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you BELIEVE it.


Montreal was the obvious place for Robert to be.
Two of his favorite people are there.
If was never a matter of IF...
It was always WHEN.

And true to form...
Robert showed up where Kristen was.
It's only fair.
She has followed him around the world...
I guess it's his turn now.


This will NEVER get old.
I love how he took off his jacket...
and turned his back to the Paps...
and just fucking went there.
It's kinda the equivalent to this...

 

I love you, Robert Pattinson.
I love you, Kristen Stewart.

#GetOffMyDick


Oh... one more thing
(You knew that was coming, didn't you?)
All this talk about Rob being drunk.
I'm sure the man had a few drinks...
SO WHAT.
He's an adult.
He wasn't driving.
If you had cameras up your ass 24/7
you would have a drink, too...

So get the fuck off his dick.
Again.

This post is brought to you by the letters *H* and *M*

H for...
HAPPY ROB IS IN MONTREAL WITH KRISTEN!

M for...
I'm so loving MONTREAL!

Twirl with me, Kristen!

*She is completely adorable*

Bye for now
♥♥♥