Walk This Way... Please

Yes.
Robert.
Walking.
My absolute FAVORITE thing to watch him do.
(Oh hell, that's not quite true...
I'm sure there are a lot of things I would
LOVE to see him do that have
nothing at all to do with walking... ;)

I wanted to focus on something wonderful.
Delicious.
Perfectly fantastic.
And Robert...
Moving...
Striding...
Strutting...
The way he fucking moves...
Fucking moves me.

And I know I should apologize
for my liberal use of the word
Fuck/Fucking.
But... come on.
It really is a great word.
And it fucking fits any description of Rob.
Rob is fucking beautiful.
Rob was fucking awesome in New Moon...
Have you ever seen anyone take better
fucking pictures than Robert Pattinson?
Robert Pattinson is fucking sex.
Robert Pattinson fucking adores Kristen Stewart
(Oh stop... you knew I would get it in somewhere!)
See what I mean?
Robert Fucking Pattinson.
Robert owns fuck.
If you looked up the word in the dictionary...
wouldn't you fucking love
to see Robert's picture there?
You know you already see him in your head
when you hear the word...
Think the word.
You know you fucking do.
I know I do.

I love that I can close my eyes...
And just think...
FUCK
And there he is...
With his sex hair...
and those smoldering eyes...
and that smirky smile...
Being all fucking sexy...
Being Rob.

Robert.
Fucking.
Owns.
Me.

And I'm fucking OK with that.

Bye for fucking now.