Robsten Roller-Coaster

What goes up... Must come down.
Spinning Wheel... got to go round.
Talking bout your troubles
It's a crying sin...
Ride a painted pony
Let the spinning wheel spin...

The Robsten Roller-coaster.
Up. Down.
All the fuck around.

Rob is at a birthday party without Kristen!
Rob and Kristen are out to dinner!
Rob in in a magazine with Emilie!
Rob and Kristen will be together in London!

Seriously.
I'm dizzy from all the bullshit.
I find all the overreaction...
FUCKING TEDIOUS.

Some people actually wished Rob to die...
fucking DIE!!!
Because he went to a birthday party with some friends.
Who happened to be female.
And weren't named Kristen.
Really?
What the FUCK kinda fan are you?
What's more...
What kind of person are you??
How could you wish anyone dead?
JFC.

I would like to blame all the fucked up emotional drama
on the people who hate Robsten and/or Kristen...
But I can't.
Because its not just the Nonstens who hate.
The hate is everywhere.
It's on both sides of this twisted roller-coaster.

Well...
I fucking refuse to get on the ride.
There is no need for all the constant drama.
People disagree.
Shit happens.
Whats wrong with that?
Who says that you have to try and make
someone believe what you believe?
I believe in Rob and Kristen.
You don't?
I don't give a shit.
See how that works?
I don't feel this crushing desire
to throw facts and pictures
down your throat to persuade you to
come over to my side.

I. Don't. Care.

I'll leave the Robsten Roller-coaster
to anyone who wants a ride...

As for me?
Fuck that noise.

I'm gonna ride a painted pony...
Let the spinning wheel...
SPIN.

Bye for now.