Che-Che-Che-Che CHERRY BOMB!

1. Well... Rob was out last night.
He was at Shannon someones birthday party.
Katy Perry was there.
(With Russell Brand, but then this wouldn't be as good a story)
So of course...
Rob was supposedly all up on her.
Cuz that's what Rob is all about.
He's not the shy, modest, charming guy
he portrays in interviews...
He's a fucking hound who goes after any female
with a fucking pulse.

And yes. I'm being SARCASTIC.

I see a guy hanging out with friends.
Rob and Kristen don't have to be joined
together 24/7
They get to do things separately.
It happens.
Big fucking deal.


2. And since I'm all in defender mode...
I get the occasional comment
that I'm SO vested in
Rob and Kristen's relationship.
Um...
Writing down my thoughts...
ONCE a fucking day
means I'm vested?
I'm fascinated.
I'm interested.
But if there comes a day
when I don't think Rob and Kristen are together...
My life will go on.
I'm actually more intrigued by the reaction
that Robert and Kristen's relationship
has in the Twilight Universe.
You gotta admit its fascinating to watch.
Just the term
ROBSTEN
brings out the claws.
Amazing.

Fucking Fierce.
Honestly...
Kristen totally rocks as Joan Jett.
I mean..
You ever see the old videos of the Runaways?
Kristen and Dakota look amazing.
Kristen is the PERFECT choice to play Joan...
I seriously cannot wait for this movie.
It will be good to see Kristen shake off
the Bella persona for a while.
There was a teaser trailer...
and I can honestly say...
that I'm looking forward to this movie
as much (maybe more)
than Remember Me.

Che-che-che-che-che-che-che-che
CHERRY BOMB!

Fucking A.

Oh and...
Rob?
Get your sweet ass to London...
(You too... Kristen)
Life is fucking good...
Isn't it?

Bye for now.