Dear Rob and Kristen...

Dear Rob:

I miss you.
Like a lot.
And if it means that you won't have
to deal with the fucking Paps in your face...
yelling insulting bullshit at you?

I'm willing to miss you.
A lot.

Dear Kristen:

I feel the need to apologize to you.
Why?
Because I'm as guilty as the next person
for wanting to see you (and Rob)
Since you both have been out of sight...
And those pictures taken outside of your parents house...
See...
I know it's your parents house.
I shouldn't know that.
No one should know that.
It shouldn't be public knowledge.
But I know it.
So that means the haters and lunatics know it.
And that scares me.
So... please take care...
And
Be Safe.

Dear Rob and Kristen:

I hope you are enjoying your time off...
Together.
Of course, since there aren't pictures
of you hanging out...
That means that you are 'broken up'
or never together at all.
But we all know better ...
don't we?

London will be phenomenal.
Enjoy every moment.
And each other.
;)

Bye for now.