Where in the World is Robert Pattinson?

First things first.
Whatever happened to Michael Oregano?
Isn't this picture oh-so-cute?
Now...
I know I've talked about Shorty Spice before...
but the poor guy was doomed from the start.
I mean... I'm sure he's all nice and stuff.
He looks like he would be a good guy...
Cuz he's all cuddly in his goofy way.
And I know he tried his gosh darn-est to hold on to the Stew...
Because she is worth holding on to...
But seriously?
Once Twilight was cast...
Once Kristen started hanging out with Rob...
Getting all close and friendly...
Our Mr. O started to look more and more
like a pint sized version of Robert.
There is no competing with Robert Pattinson.
He is the most beautiful adorable man
on the face of the earth.
Poor Oregano.
Where do you suppose he is?
(and honestly, I'm just messing with the big O...

I'm sure he's a swell guy.)

And that brings us to the perfection that is
Robert Fucking Pattinson.
Shit.
I can't imagine what it must be like to be
so damn beautiful no matter what you do.
I mean...
LOOK at him.
Even with some of his not so perfect pics...
The man screams GORGEOUS.
And wow.
My stomach actually clenched in reaction to him.
That hasn't happened in a little while.
I guess I really am still intoxicated!
And...
Where do you think Rob is RIGHT now?
Still in L.A.?
Hiding out in London?
Bunkered down in his 'new' house with the Stew?
;)

I know people think there is no way Rob could
get through an airport undetected...
but he has done it before.
I'm not sure how he has done it...
Maybe renting a private jet?
Perhaps in full disguise?
Who knows.
But he could be in London right now...
Showing his Stew where he grew up.
Heh.

And yeah, yeah... I know.
No pics= no proof.
But hell...
Even when there are pics...
Ah... nevermind.

Wherever you are Robert Pattinson?
I hope you are with the one you love...
Exactly where you want to be.
And smiling that big goofy adorable smile.

Bye for now.