Rob and Kristen-- Sooner or Later

Oh good fucking grief.

Oh how I weep for this fandom sometimes.

Let's see....

1. Rob was at a wrap party for Cosmopolis last night.

And its like the floodgates of stupidity opened up!

First.

ROB IS SMOKING!!!!

Yeah. OK.

Hasn't he always smoked?

I know some people would like to think this is 

some sort of harbinger of doom on 

Rob and Kristen's relationship.

See...

It was speculated that both Rob and Kristen

had tried to stop smoking (or at least slow down)

because neither of them were spotted with 

cigarettes in hand lately...

and if you follow Rob and Kristen

They always seem to have cigarettes in hand.

Yeah, sure...

The lunatic fringe wanted it to be about

Kristen being pregnant or some such nonsense...

But COME ON

she's prepping for a physical part in a movie

Surely a pregnancy makes NO sense?

Not that sense ever stopped anyone before.

JFC

So now that Rob was seen with a cigarette...

and Kristen

(oh this is good shit)

was spotted with a lighter poking out of her jean pocket

(by people who don't really LOOK THAT CLOSELY.. heh)

Well...

Surely this is some sign of the apocalypse... right?

And oh...

Let's not forget that Caitlyn Croneberg 

was seen in Robert's vicinity.

OH MY GOD!

He smiled at her!!!

The guy just wrapped on a movie...

And he can't even fucking go out and enjoy a party

with the cast and crew

without the same lame fucking bullshit drama.

And...

It seems there was some deranged asshat

who was tweeting Caitlyn a lot of vicious disgusting shit...

Just for standing next to Rob and smiling.

Seriously.

Hopefully the account has been taken care of...

and the person institutionalized

but one thing...

The person who tweeted that sickening bullshit

is NO fan of Robert's.

No way.

No how.

(But nice try.)

See Kris.

See Kris Run.

Run Kris Run.

See Kris

See Kris walk

Walk Kris Walk

The point?

Kristen is being stalked by very persistent paparazzi.

Going to get her passport renewed?

Do we need to see that?

Horseback riding..

While mildly interesting the first time...

Do we need to see it again?

And really...

Kristen gets rear-ended by a lady (driving a Jag, no less)

And its front page news.

I mean...

The guy just kept taking picture after picture

after picture.

Wouldn't a few have told the story?

Did you have to just sit there snapping away?

And really...

People think she calls the fucking paps?

REALLY??????

Kristen Stewart.

Who has very vocally declared her intense dislike

of that particular base of human being...

And how they harass and stalk her.

WHO WOULD WANT THAT???

Again...

I'm faced with this whole dilemma of posting these pictures.

It's like...

I love steak.

I really really love steak.

But if I actually sat down and thought about where

the steak comes from...

and saw what they did to get the steak...

I might not ever eat steak again.

I would probably become a vegetarian...

You follow?

I'm usually oblivious to the extremes that

Kristen and Robert are exposed to when stalked by the paps.

I mean...

We see the pictures...

and they look like they are just walking to a car...

or through an airport...

or down a street...

(run Rob run)

But when you actually see the videos...

It makes you pause... doesn't it?

The cameras in their faces...

The flashing lights in their eyes...

The people shouting and yelling

usually obscene things to get a response

They get so close...

And they don't care about them as human beings.

That time...

When Rob was caught in the street

determined NOT to let them follow him home...

And he just stood there

and they just kept taking the pictures...

and it didn't matter that they were all the same

they just kept taking the pictures...

because they could.

And even when Rob pleaded with them

(and God... Rob... pleading... breaks my heart)

They didn't fucking care.

They just kept taking pictures anyway.

See...

If I think about that

If I think how the pics were taken

how they were obtained...

what they shouted at Kristen

or how they followed her to her parents home...

How they just sit there and keep shooting

even though she is just taking stuff out of her car

and putting it in another.

Pretty mundane.

Pretty boring.

Pretty ordinary.

Yet.

Kristen can't do anything ordinary

without it being seen.

Being watched.

If I think about those details...

I might never post another pap pic again.

But I love steak.

So much.

I try to push where it comes from out of my mind.

Just because I want to have my steak

and eat it too...

But I won't wish for any pictures...

I won't long for that sneaky peek into 

Rob and Kristen's life

I will be satisfied with what they are willing to give me.

What they are willing to share.

I can do that.

I can try...

 So... we know Rob had part of his head shaved

for Cosmopolis...

Will he end up looking like this?

I don't have a problem with that.

Short hair.

Long hair.

Greasy hair.

Combed hair.

Whatever.

Is it Rob's hair??

Then I'm good.

I'm more interested in if we will see this sometime soon...

(After Comic Con)

Perhaps heading over to London?

Maybe?

You know that Kristen is going...

And come on now

YOU KNOW Rob will be there too.

It's just a matter of time...

Because sooner or later...

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

end up together.

Oh yes indeedy

You know they do.

Oh my.

Someone sent this to me.

Isn't it all kinds of cute?

Tom and Dr. Teeth.

I love it.

I love Muppets.

I love Tom.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for blame.

Stop lumping the lunatics 

into any section of the fandom...

The loonies aren't real fans of either

Rob or Kristen.

They just want an excuse to hate.

And they use Rob and/or Kristen to do it.

B for Bwahahahaha!

Remember that time when they 

wanted to believe it was her BROTHER??

Remember?

B for

Bye for now

Green Sheep.

Forever.

Rob and Kristen-- Bright Are The Stars That Shine

I give her all my love...

That's all I do

And if you saw my love

You'd love her too...

I love her.

 

 

She gives me everything

and tenderly

The kiss my lover brings

She brings to me

And I love her

  A love like ours...

Could never die

As long as I

Have you near me

Bright are the stars that shine

Dark is the sky

I know a love like ours

Will never die...

And I love her.

Couple of Thoughts.

1. I love "And I Love Her" by Paul McCartney.

Love it.

Love him.

Since Kristen is such a big fan of the Beatles...

You think Rob ever plays this one for her?

2. I stepped away from Twitter/Blogs/Bullshit

for a few days.

It didn't do much good, I'm afraid.

I can't stomach the incessant whining

and constant foaming.

Over nothing.

It's always over fucking nothing.

It's like people really just want to fucking complain

about something...

So they just make shit up to agonize over.

This is on both sides of the fucking Robsten/Nonsten fence.

Fucking emo lunatics.

Really. Shut the hell up.

Self inflicted bullshit drama.

3. Take a good hard look at the pictures of Kristen

from the other night.

Look closely.

What do you see?

A vibrant, glowing...

Stunningly beautiful

Gloriously happy girl.

She's fucking radiating happiness.

It's oozing out of every pore.

So riddle me this...

Does she LOOK like someone who 

has broken up with Robert?

Does she???

Take into account how fucking happy her AND Robert

were just a few weeks ago at the MTV awards...

And how she is blinding us with her...

Dare I say it...

Robert Pattinson Intoxication??

And still people fucking insist that

SOMETHING

ANYTHING

must have happened because

well...

WE HAVEN'T SEE A PIC OF THEM TOGETHER!

END OF THE WORLD!

Well guess what?

Sometimes we go MONTHS without seeing a picture of them

Even when they are working on the same movie

on the same set

in the same place.

Why do you think you will magically get a picture now?

Haven't you figured out they don't WANT pictures?

They don't fucking care if people NEED to see them together

Or if people are screeching and whining

Over their relationship.

I doubt they are in any hurry to parade around Toronto

just to satisfy some ridiculous desire some people have

to be constantly pacified and placated that

ALL IS WELL.

4.And people would rather cling to some random tweet...

saying Robert was here

or Kristen was there

Seriously?

Well...

Did you fucking see the tweet that Kristen

was heading to Toronto...

And she was going to cook a special meal for Rob...

Because he fucking LOVES her cooking.

Or the tweet about  how they are trying to figure out

The living arrangements while Kris (yes... Kris)

is in London filming SWATH?

You didn't see those?

Come on.

They were most definitely tweeted.

5. Do or do not... there is no try.

Yoda is wise.

So like I said before...

Believe

or Don't Believe.

There is no "I don't care"

There is no "This is how many fucks I give"

It's been proven that cares and fucks are abundant.

You participate?

You care.

You're reading these words?

You give a fuck.

Yes.

Or No.

In

or Out.

I'm all IN.

All the way fucking in.

And until I see something that changes my mind

(and it's been over 2 years and I haven't seen anything 

remotely close to changing my mind)

I'm a believer.

Yes.

In.

Shaggy and Scrappy Reunion on the horizon!

Rob needs to be hanging out with Tom again.

Don't you think?

Yes.

It will be good for Rob to be back home in London...

So so good.

And while I always hesitate to say I want to see pics of Tom

(because Sienna is somehow always attached)

I would love to see both of them all 

beardy and bushy

Shaggy and Scrappy.

And since they both love and adore Kristen...

It's Win/Win

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Toronto.

Maybe since shes staying longer than 36 hours...

Someone might actually spot her.

Or not.

;)

T for Tom

And I love him.

T for Together.

No

Fucking 

Doubt.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Leaving On a Jet Plane

Side by Side

OK. 

So.

There were a lot of airport pictures released yesterday.

Mostly of Robert.

There are some from days ago...

Showing Rob and Kristen on their way to the Virgin Islands...

But since then?

Only Robert.

I find that fascinating.

Pictures of Rob leaving the islands...

W-A-L-K-I-N-G

So yeah...

Look everyone!

Rob is leaving the VI all by his lonesome!

Looky look.

No Kristen.

Where is she?

Still laying on the beach?

Heading somewhere else and no cameras

were around to capture her departure?

Perhaps...

Rob's leisurely stroll through the airport

was just a diversion?

Hmmmm....

Did I say W A L K I N G?

Nice sweatshirt.

Rob always wears so many layers of clothing.

And of course the conspiracy theories were everywhere

about the 'meaning' of the sweatshirt.

Was Rob telling everyone to "fuck off"

Was he telling the Ninnies that he hates their guts?

(Yes, I meant Ninnies.)

Was he telling everyone to just fucking leave him alone?

Did he just find the sweatshirt in a thrift shop

and pull it on with no real intent?

Did it just happen to be at the top of the shirt pile?

Why is he wearing a sweatshirt in a tropical climate?

So many questions.

And so many lame answers.

Fuck You.

I would HATE for Robert to look at me like that.

I think I would fucking die.

Or something.

I'm still pondering the whole 

LOOK AT ME (and not Kristen) vibe in the recent pics.

Now supposedly Rob is in Berlin.

He does have a premiere tomorrow.

Well.

Truth be known...

It's pretty common knowledge where Rob will be 

for the next week or so...

It's all been written down.

Kristen is the one I'm interested in.

Where is she?

People assume she just went back to L.A.

But.

Hmmmm.

I don't know.

Side by Side. Again.

Rumors abound.

Kristen was invited to the Mets Gala in NYC on May 2nd.

Will she go?

The London premiere of WFE is May 3rd...

Doesn't appear she can do both.

So...

Where will Kristen be?

But more importantly?

Where is she now?

Well.

I'm almost afraid we won't see her for awhile.

She's so good at not being seen.

Where will she turn up?

Do you remember last Christmas...

When Rob supposedly was in London all by his lonesome...

And people spotted him here and there...

But not Kristen?

And then lo and behold...

It turned out she was there after all.

Yeah.

Something like that.

All the little birdies...

Well.

All the birdies are chattering.

Not the one with the hat...

Other birdies.

All sorts of interesting stuff.

1. Kristen is in London already.

Hanging with Tom and Rob's family.

Waiting for Rob to get back.

2. Kristen is in L.A.

Hanging with her family and Bear and Jella.

She will head to London soon.

3. Kristen is still in the Virgin Islands

because no one saw her leave.

4. Kristen was inside Rob's guitar case the whole time!

5. Kristen traveled with Rob to wherever he is

at the moment!

6. Kristen has disappeared off the face of the earth.

Complete Ninja mode.

I think she will show up in London.

That's just me.

(and the birdies with no hats)

If she's not already there.

Who knows.

Since all the attention has been on Robert.

Kristen has been able to go wherever she wants.

And that's good, isn't it?

We won't know where Kristen is...

Until she wants us to know.

I just hope its not that long.

Cause I kinda like Kristen.

A lot.

Exactly.

So.

Where does that leave us?

You know how it goes.

Whenever Rob is seen somewhere without Kristen

people go crazy.

Foam sprays.

Like it means something more than Rob

going on a trip to promote his film.

Like Rob and Kristen have to be connected 24/7

or their relationship is doomed.

Yeah. Yeah.

And when they do show up together

(and they will)

Then it's back to Summit somehow controlling their 

every move and all staged for their

delusional version of fucked up "PR".

It's nice that they always have the "PR" bullshit

to fall back on isn't it?

I guess "EXIT STRATEGY" has all but disappeared?

What a shame.

Because that was so much fun to laugh at.

I guess Rob bringing Kristen to his BIG WFE Premiere

and holding hands and kissing her kinda erased

all the Exit plans?

Yeah.

Thought so.

So this post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for 

Where is Kristen Stewart?

W for 

What happened to the Exit Strategy again?

(Bwahahahahahaha!)

W for

When will we see Kristen in London?

W for

Where has Tom Sturridge been?

I miss the red plaid.

Just Because.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Water For Elephants!

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS

is in theaters NOW.

Please go see it.

Support Robert.

Unfortunately, I won't be able to see it

until Monday because I'm rather busy

this Easter weekend...

But I expect ALL of you to see it at least

Twice in that time!

:)

I love and adore Robert Pattinson

And I want this movie to rock the box office!

Quick Final Thoughts.

1. GO SEE WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!

2. Is Kristen going on a road trip?

Or would that be plane trip?

Berlin?

Paris?

Yes.

London is calling.

Can't you hear it?

It's not just calling...

It's SCREAMING!

So very loud.

;)

3. GO SEE WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!

4.  How many times do you think Kristen

will have seen WFE by the end of this promo?

4?

8?

Maybe more by the time its all said and done.

5. GO SEE WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!!

6. Where do you think Rob and Kristen are...

at this very moment?

I can guarantee you one thing...

They are TOGETHER.

As always.

This post is brought to you by the letter *P*

P for PLEASE GO SEE WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!!!

P for leaving on a jet plane.

Don't know when they'll be back again...

P for  Pretty

and Pretty...

Just because.

THIS is what you get to look at when you go see

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!

GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- If You Believe It

It sure does stink...

So I skipped a day from posting.

I seem to be doing that more often...

I think it's because this fucking fandom

needs a big old diaper.

Something with elastic sides and extra thick padding

to hold in all the fucking leaks and shit.

I'm tired of all bullshit about the leaked photos.

People being all self righteous and saintly

Shouting from the top of their golden soapbox

yet still looking at every picture...

You know you do.

I've looked at them.

At least I can admit it.

The leaks aren't even as bad as the shit.

Leaks happen all the time in this fandom.

All.The.Fucking.Time.

Someone sends me a picture...

I look at it.

I never really think about WHERE it came from.

I'm just all fangirling over Robert/Kristen.

Not really thinking of the Who/What/Where.

I guess that's changed a bit for me now.

And I have to wonder...

because before Robert actually made comments about

how he feels about the hackers...

No one really was all up in arms.

Yeah, Summit issues this lame statement

asking people to stop looking

(Like you can UN-SEE something)

But people were being their usual snarky selves

poking fun at Summit for being so lame.

But then.

Oh yes.

But THEN

ROBERT PATTINSON SPOKE ABOUT IT.

So handsome... but exhausted.

Robert declared WAR on the Hackers!

Kill and Destroy!

So now everyone is all 

"How dare you look at those pictures!"

"A true fan would never have looked!"

Or something along those lines.

Now all those kiss ass brown nosers

will never shut up about it.

Don't get me wrong.

I think hacking into Robert's personal email fucking sucks.

The guy has so little privacy as it is...

And to take that away from him is disgusting.

And even though I did enjoy one or two of the pics

(or 3 or headboard)

I don't need to see every scene from Breaking Dawn.

I think the amount of material has gotten ridiculous.

And tell me...

Where does 'On The Road' fit into this?

Why do I feel these pictures are all slanted 

to get at Kristen Stewart?

Why is she the main focus?

And please don't fucking tell me she is behind the leaks...

No actress would want those unedited shots out there.

So I guess the better question is...

Who is out to get Kristen Stewart??

I know some haters will vilify her and blame her...

or say that the hacker is a 'shipper' trying to prove something.

But I don't think so.

(And OTR isn't 'Robsten' material, is it?)

I doubt they would just focus so much attention just on Kristen.

Either this is just a part of some grand hacking scheme

(And there does seem to be a hacking epidemic going on)

Or someone is just out to disparage Robert and Kristen...

Particularly Kristen.

Either way...

It's gotten tedious and beyond annoying.

Seriously... does it get ANY cuter? No.

I wish people would just back the fuck off Kristen already.

If you're only a fan of Rob... why do you focus

so much time and energy into hating on Kristen?

Just sit in your 

Delusional Den of Denial

And pretend Robert is a 'Nonnie' 

who hates Kristen as much as you do,

Is incredibly available and single

and looking for sweet schizophrenic love

and once BD is done filming will

NEVER

EVER

Be seen with Kristen ever again!
*The End is Near!*

*sigh*

There really is good stuff coming up.

WFE

OTR

Cosmopolis

Bel Ami

Breaking Dawn

So many GOOD things to look forward to.

Rob and Kristen showing up together 

HERE
THERE
EVERYWHERE

Together is always the keyword, isnt it?

Living in Squamish together.

Vacationing together.

Showing up on sets together.

Flying together.

Watching movies together.

Rescuing dogs together.

Going to weddings together.

Holding hands in Vancouver together.

Kissing in restaurants together.

Yeah.

Together is the keyword.

Tom gets to wear a beanie in the play. Isn't that perfect?

Final thoughts.

1. I don't want to see/hear about fucking picture leaks.

The shine has lost its luster.

Overkill.

I'm scared to wonder just how much stuff these people have.

And I'm scared to what other movies they might hack into...

and I'm scared because I'm not sure what the motive really is.

And I'm really scared because big fucking studios

can't see to keep their shit safe.

Or the people who work for them.

WTF is THAT about?

2. Tom Sturridge.

He's currently performing in a play in London.

Wastwater.

I've heard great things.

Wonderful things about his acting.

But I'm not surprised.

He's talented.

And kinda adorable.

And stuff.
(Just Because)

3. I really

REALLY

REALLY

Want to be able to enjoy WFE

without all the fucking drama.

Whether Kristen goes to any of the premieres or not

(London's calling... is that considered drama?)

I want to relish this movie for Robert.

I want to savor the moment.

Savor Robert.

4. And please remember the following

when you are reading my blog...

The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun

and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.

If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.

Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Oh yeah...

READING COMPREHENSION 

would be nice too.

This post is brought to you by the letter *D*

D for Diaper.

I hope they found one sturdy enough to contain the leaks.

D for 

Delusional Den of Denial.

If the Den fits... go hide in it.

D for DELICIOUSLY Handsome.

We all know that the reporter was talking about

Robert being on Kristen's ipod picture.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- London's Calling

I have some good news...

and some bad news.

Which should I give you first?

Hmmm.

OK.

The bad news.

I'm going out of town this weekend for a few days.

Why is that bad?

Number of reasons.

1. I have limited computer access.

And while that is all well and good

and its always nice to 'get away'

and all that...

Now I KNOW

fucking KNOW

That something is going to happen this weekend.

Something big.

Major.

Because that's always how it works... you know?

You go away for a few days...

Robert Explosion!

So what does that mean??

Well...

Could we be seeing something like this at the Baftas?

*maniacal laughter*

OK... 

That is a bit of wishful thinking...

That even if Rob and Kristen do go together...

(and aren't they always together? heh)

I doubt they would be posing on some red carpet.

Do the Baftas even have a red carpet?

I don't know.

I do know that Kristen could be presenting an award...

And I do know...

That although Rob isn't set to be there...

He could be.

With Kristen.

Because.

He's.

Always.

With.

Kristen.

It's all so last minute.

It's all so depending on how BD wraps up in Baton Rouge.

But isn't that how life is?

The tickets are bought.

Will they use them?

(Today?)

;)

The good news?

That something BIG will happen this weekend.

Any news is good news at this stage of the game.

We are going through a Robert/Kristen drought of biblical proportions.

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!

Yeah.

Biblical.

I don't know...

Sometimes you just feel like something is coming.

It's like...

In your gut.

It's like your hypothetical crystal ball is screaming at you.

So...

Why wouldn't it happen when I'm not able to fully enjoy it?

Makes complete sense to me.

I've been reading about how SO many people have 'sources'.

Funny how all these sources say opposing things.

And funny how it is always cool how your 'source' always 

manages to say what you WANT it to say?

To confirm your point of view?

Amazing.

I've never said I had a source.

And if I did...

Would I go blabbing about it all over the internet?

No.

In fact...

I would suffice to say...

That some things just aren't meant to be shared.

Some things are supposed to be confidential.

Private.

If you are lucky enough to actually know someone...

who knows... someone.

Isn't that good enough?

You don't need validation.

Why?

Because you know the TRUTH.

And that

ladies and gents...

makes ALL the difference.

So final thoughts?

1. What will happen this weekend?

Baftas?

Valentines Day in London?

Leaked Vanity Fair pictures?

Airport pictures?

What? WHAT???

2. Tom is scheduled to head back to England soon...

He's doing a play in London.

So...

What role will he play in all this?

Maybe he will be on the plane with them?

Can we just get a couple of pictures of his purty face?

Purty Please?

(Minus the hat... Yes, I went there)

3. There is no "end"

Only the beginning.

I'm thinking that life out of the shadow 

of Twilight

will be exhilarating

exciting.

And 2 people who are in love...

will be able to finally take a deep breath

and enjoy each other

without so many negative distractions.

And that just my hypothetical opinion.

;)

4. I had read this in Vanity Fair the other day...

And then someone mentioned it in the comments.

(Thanks PR Pro for reminding me)

 There was this article about Hollywood Couples

"Affairs to Remember"

 It has all the classic couples...

Newman/Woodward

Taylor/Burton

Tracy/Hepburn

You get the drift.

But there was a quote that I thought 

VERY fitting 

To Rob and Kristen.

"The most enduring star couples aren't pursuing anything 

harder than they pursue their lives together."

At the end of the day...

It's THEIR lives together.

This post is brought to you by the letter *V*

V for Valentines Day

in

LONDON?

Yes.

I'm ALL kinds of twirly today.

Bye for now

♥♥♥