Robert Pattinson- Something Wicked This Way Comes

Nothing new.

Robert still in London?

I guess so.

Kristen still... somewhere.

I suppose she is.

Lunatics still on the loose?

Always.

See...

Yesterday some blogs posted a fan pic with Robert...

The girl said something about meeting him in some resort

And that Rob and Kristen were there all close and stuff.

The reaction?

It starts with a B and and ends with a HA.

As in 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good grief lunatics.

The crazies went bonkers over this story.

IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!

So they scoured the internet looking for way to disprove it.

Looking for pictures where Rob is wearing the same shirt.

Looking for any type of dated interview to show where he was.

He couldn't be with Kristen. He just COULDN'T!!

Seriously?

Is it THAT important to you?

Repeat the BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah.

Did you know that if you look up the word 

Hypocrite there is a picture of a Hyena?

No shit.

I was scolded in an email recently that just because

I said Robert was in NOLA didn't make it true.

Well...

Just because you say Robert wasn't in NOLA

Doesn't make it true.

See how that works?

Robert Pattinson.


Please be careful in London.
Maybe now would even be a good time to get out of there...

by Ray Bradbury

Crystal water turns to dark
Where ere it's presence leaves it's mark
And boiling currents pound like drums
When something wicked this way comes...

A presence dark invades the fair
And gives the horses ample scare
Chaos rains and panic fills the air
When something wicked this way comes...

Ill winds mark it's fearsome flight,
And autumn branches creak with fright.
The landscape turns to ashen crumbs,
When something wicked this way comes...

Flowers bloom as black as night
Removing color from your sight
Nightmarish vines block your way
Thorns reach out to catch their prey

And by the pricking of your thumbs
Realize that their poison numbs
From frightful blooms, rank odors seep
Bats & beasties fly & creep

'Cross this evil land, ill winds blow
Despite the darkness, mushrooms glow
All will rot & decompose
For something wicked this way grows...

Beware sweet Robert...

BEWARE.

 I don't know where Kristen is right now...

but I do know I miss her adorably beautiful face.

Wherever she is...

I hope she is smiling just like this

and on the road to happiness.

Thomas and his girlfriend?

Which one is prettier...

Depends on who you ask.

Thanks for sending me this picture.

You know who you are.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *G*

S for Smitty & Syd

 and 

G for Gruff

Always good for a laugh.

Oh...

And I think we should be twirling sometime soon...

Repeat BWAHAHAHAHAHA

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- Imagine That

Robert Fucking Pattinson.

The girl who took this picture

(with her cell phone, no less)

really captured a piece of Robert.

Of course...

Now it is one of the most overused and abused pictures ever...

Shit...

Everyone is using it as an avi/icon now

(Wonder how the girl feels about that? Flattered? Annoyed?)

Even my grandma Rose put the pic in the locket around her neck...

OK. That's not true.

Grandma Rose doesn't wear a locket.

Anyway.

Not a lot to talk about lately, is there?

Robert/Thomas/Samuel haven't been seen in days...

and like I stated before...

No pics no proof of existence!!

They have vanished off the face of the planet!

Good for them.

OK... so there have been the random 'tweet'

chirping about Rob being here... or there.

And I'm thinking even if he was hanging out in NOLA

for the past 4/5 days...

Who knows where he is now?

Is it possible for Robert and Kristen to be together 

in New Orleans and no pics?

Of course it is.

There aren't pictures documenting every moment of their life.

And yet...

They still are living it.

Imagine that.

Maybe the next picture we will see will be

something like this one...

You know...

Robert and Kristen (and Tom?) in an airport...

Coming

or

Going

Somewhere

Together.

;)

Who knows.

They could still be in NOLA

They could have left a couple of days ago

and no one is the wiser.

"If Rob and Kristen are in NOLA there will be pictures taken!"

Well...

Rob has been SOMEWHERE this whole time

and alas... no pictures have been taken.

Imagine that.

I kinda like this picture.

In this moment in time...

Robert kinda looks like he is dancing...

You know...

kinda like...

TWIRLING!

And let me just say...

I find it fascinating that a simple word like

*TWIRL*

makes some people foam at the mouth.

And I fucking love it.

So.

I will TWIRL if I want to.

And why is it so bad to wanna dance if you are happy?

Why is happy such a bad thing??

Believe you me...

There will be PLENTY to TWIRL about soon enough!

So get your dancing shoes on...

You will need them!

Imagine that.

Last but not least...

I wanted to share an email I received the other day.

It's lovely.

(The following email is real, the names and spelling have

been changed to protect the stupid)

Rose-

 I just want to tell you how much I hate you, you fucking bitch. Who do you think you are? Just because you want Rob to be in NOLA doesn't mean he is there, stupid sheep!

You make me sick with your twirling and acting like you know what is going on with Rob and Stewl. Why don't you just admit that bitchface is a lesbian? Everyone knows she is. Rob is just putting up with her and the only reason he is with her is because Summit orders him to be. How can you not see that it is all PR? Oh right, because you are a stupid sheep and only see what you want to see.  You and your blog suck, so just shut the fuck up stupid bitch.

No love

Me

Dear Scary Person,

The very fact that you hate me because I think Rob and Kristen are together is frightening. Seriously. Don't you think such bitter venom directed at a stranger just because I write stuff you don't like is excessive? Well, obviously you don't. 

Do I want Rob to be in NOLA? Sure I do...

Do I think Rob is in NOLA? Well, if he isn't now... he was. (and Ms. Scary... that is just my own adorably cute opinion) This blog is all about *MY* opinion. Why do people insist on making it personal?

And unlike yourself, I actually believe you are allowed to disagree with me without sending you harassing and insulting emails!

So Ms. Scary...

You continue to see things your way...

I will continue to see the truth.

*Twirl Twirl*

- Remember Roses Have Thorns

Yeah... I know... kinda lame...

But good fucking grief.

Back the fuck off Kristen already.

She really isn't the cause of all that is wrong in your life

even if you wish it to be true.

Robert and Kristen are probably together right now.

They always show up together sooner or later

And don't you find being wrong all the time...

Tedious?

Guess not.

OK then.

To each their own.

But as always...

We shall see.

Imagine that.

This post was brought to you by the letters *T* and *A*

T for TWIRL!

Yes... it's fun to TWIRL

and that it bugs some people makes it even more fun!

A for Acceptance.

With Acceptance Comes Peace.

Try it.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Undercover(s) in NOLA?

So yeah... I'm back home.

Whoop dee doo

I feel totally out of it...

Not rested or relaxed...

Totally exhausted.

But that is neither here nor there.

I just have a couple of things to say...

and then I promise to write a REAL post tomorrow.

And by real I mean more than a couple of paragraphs.

1. Robert, Thomas and Samuel haven't been seen in a few days.

Whatever could this mean?

Well.

It could mean they have reached their destination (Kris)

or

Because there aren't pictures for proof of their whereabouts...

We can only assume they don't exist.

That's kinda how it works...

If you don't see a picture of Robert...

He doesn't exist.

And hey... I may have been gone for the last 5 days...

but I haven't lost complete touch with what is going on.

The excuses are all lying in wait...

You know what I mean...

IF a picture turns up in NOLA

"Well, we all knew he would show up there anyway to _____"

Let's fill in the blank...

to drop Tom off at the set

to say hello to a buddy on the set of her movie

because that is what friends do! 

to publicize Bella's birthday and the re-release of Eclipse!

DUH! You know it's true!

to do pre-production for Breaking Dawn, even if it's not being

filmed in New Orleans!

to do some scouting for some other movie he's in!

to party in NOLA! I'm sure they will let Kristen tag along!

Yadda Yadda Yadda.

Yeah. It's all bullshit.

How about this?

Kristen is busy working.

Robert has some free time until she is finished.

What to do.

What to do.

Hey!

ROAD TRIP!

What better way for 3 Brits to see some of the USA?

Win/Win!

Robert, Thomas and Samuel get to hang out

They get to see parts of the USA they wouldn't normally see...

They make stops in cities they are interested in...

Kristen finishes up work.

Robert is there when she's done.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Just because we haven't seen a picture

doesn't mean they aren't in New Orleans...

I guarantee you they are SOMEWHERE...

And it just FEELS like 

NOLA to me.

I don't know.

This post is brought to you by the letters *E* and *N*

E for all the lameass excuses that are foaming all over the place

Clean up that shit, will you?

N for NOLA!!

What else?

Do a little dance.

Make a little love.

Get down tonight.

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

*DISCLAIMER*

Please don't read more into comments than 

what is there.

No one is claiming to be anyone

or know anyone.

We are just having fun.

Thanks.

Rob and Kristen- Life is a Highway

This picture is ALL kinds of cute.

I love the smile on Robert's face.

I love that Tom is brave enough to sit beside him while he drives.

And I especially love the car.

It is exactly the kind of car I would expect Rob to buy.

Vintage.

Classic.

Love it.

So...

There has been some Facebook thingy...

or Twitter thingy...

I'm not sure which... or it could be both.

Anyway

Supposedly Rob and some 'friends' were seen in

Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Kinda a nice thought...

Rob and Tom and Sam or whoever...

Jumping in a car...

Cruising the highways...

On their way to

New Orleans.

;)

Salt.

Grain of salt.

I tire of even typing that.

Of course... some people are already freaking out...

"Rob BETTER NOT go to NOLA!!"

"Rob will ruin his career if he goes to Kristen!!"

"It's just SO unprofessional for Rob to got to her movie set!"

Shut up.

1. One Facebook comment does not equal truth.

2. Who gives a shit what you think.

3. Let Rob worry about his career...

His life.

4. Shut up.

Someone mentioned on Twitter

that maybe Jella is in the car, too...

So that Kris doesn't have to be separated from him anymore.

Heh.

Can you imagine?

That poor cat.

Jella... sitting in a travel cage

Surrounded by a bunch of rowdy Brits

Who are no doubt very loud...

and who would no doubt be smoking...

Heavily.

Poor Jella.

I just kinda hope Robert isn't driving.

Well... so there isn't much else being bandied about.

Bandied.

I love words.

Of course there could be a picture of Rob in L.A. tonight...

so this whole Road Trip thing could fall apart at any time.

Or someone will snap a picture of Robert...

sitting in the passenger seat of a car (Don't drive, Rob)

Trying to figure out how to read a road map...

And Tom will be over his shoulder laughing at him

because that's what Tom does...

And he will be holding a small stuffed animal...

That could possibly be a moose...

Yes.

I like the thought.

A lot.

Let's face it...

THIS is what is driving Robert.

She is absolutely gorgeous.

I find the whole road trip kinda romantic...

Doesn't matter HOW Robert gets there...

As long as he gets there...

Right?

I suppose time will tell if there is any truth to this rumor.

Rob is obviously getting pretty good at getting around

without having his picture taken...

So who knows.

This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *O*

B for Boston.

I leave tomorrow.

So if I'm sporadic and invisible...

You will understand why.

O for ON THE ROAD

For Kristen's wonderful movie...

and for 

Robert's possible road trip.

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

Through all these cities and all these towns
It's in my blood and it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This is the road and these are the hands
From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights

 

And let's not forget that this post is always

ALWAYS

brought to you by a *TWIRL*

Rob and Kristen are pretty good at it... yes?

Yes.

Thanks Robert and Kristen.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

The Boy With Kaleidoscope Eyes

Wow.

It is completely dead around here.

And by here I mean online.

I guess it is a holiday weekend and all

But for once we aren't doing the lake thing...

We are going 'out of town' in a few days.

Don't rejoice too hard

I will have my brand spanking new iPad with me.

I mean...

What kind of obsessive addict would I be

if I didn't have some way to ...

well...

Be obsessively addicted?

Exactly.

Although I'm not sure if I will be able to blog...

Possibly.

But they won't be these long rambling posts

like this one will no doubt turn out to be.

Kristen.

She looks beautiful as always.

Kristen is a pretty name.

I kinda like Kris...

I wonder if she does?

She probably hates some of the names out there for her...

Like...

KStew (let's face it, it sounds like a thick soup)

or

I kinda remember a video of Nikki Reed and Kristen

(You know, when they were still buddies)

And Nikki calling her

Stewie

or

Do you think she gets called...

Mrs. Pattinson?

Would she like that?

Probably not.

Although it's all kinds of cute.

So anyway...

Kristen in New Orleans.

Working.

Just like she's supposed to be.

Of course there is chatter about where Robert is...

You know how it goes

Someone tweets they saw him in a restaurant in Los Angeles

Someone tweets that he's hanging around the set... in NOLA

But

The fact remains that no one knows where he is at the moment.

It's all about what you want to believe.

I kinda like to think that he will show up where Kris is...

Because I think he is happier when he is with her.

Notice I said...

"I THINK"

My opinion, folks.

Just my opinion.

Because when Robert isn't with Kristen...

This is what I picture him looking like

ALL the time.

Grumpy, Grizzly Goat.

Heh.

Nevermind.

I suppose there is a chance he has stuff going on in L.A.

and just can't get away right now...

Or maybe he's just tired of the media circus following him around.

Or maybe...

He's already there...

and we just don't know it.

As always...

Only time will tell.

or

A picture will tell.

But I kinda like not seeing grumpy Robert...

I would prefer to see

This Robert.

Happy.

Dazzling.

Smitten.

Robert.

There's no denying what we see in this picture.

No matter how hard some people try.

Let's be honest here...

I know... for some people that is a foreign concept.

They haven't been apart that long

They spent quite a bit of time together

before she flew to Argentina...

So these little separations because of work

or scheduling conflicts...

or whatever...

don't mean anything in the grand scheme of things.

So really stop with the dramatics.

Whether they are next to each other

or in different parts of the world...

They are still together.

THIS is one of my most favorite pictures of Robert.

I'm kinda a sucker for profile pics...

And scruffy pics.

And pictures where he looks like he's thinking...

Remember that DETAILS magazine interview?

One of the best descriptions of Robert ever was in that magazine.

"Rob's face is constantly busy- especially his kaleidoscope eyes, 

which are continually rolling and dilating,

because he is always thinking."

I find the THINKING part deliciously sexy.

I like that part.

I like that he's always thinking.

He's not simple...

He's not easy to figure out.

He's complicated.

Intriguing.

And now for my Saturday Sarcastic Soapbox.

1. I write a blog about the current rumors/speculation

in the ongoing drama that is Robert and Kristen.

That's all.

I voice my opinion based on what I read...

What I see...

What I hear...

You know... kinda how you form an opinion.

You don't have to agree with me.

That's fine and dandy.

You don't have to like Kristen.

Or Robert.

Or anything Twilight related.

But see...

The thing is...

 I DO.

So I find myself defending them against the hate.

And then I get hated in the process.

And hey...

If you want to hate me because I write a Rob/Kristen blog

I guess that's your prerogative...

But think about it.

Kinda ridiculous

Especially since no one is forcing you to come here

and read my words.

2. I don't hate anyone.

I can't think of a single person that deserves the effort.

Even people I don't like

Which I admit might be a few (dozen)

I can't be bothered to hate them.

You have to care about someone to hate them...

And I don't.

3. Please stop asking me to defend

Robert against the Kristen fans...

Or Kristen against the Robert fans...

Or keep telling me that Kristen fans are worse than Rob fans.

Or Rob's fans are way worse than Kristen's.

Really?

I adore BOTH Robert and Kristen

Haven't I made that more than obvious yet?

There are lunatics out there.

I mean serious lunatics.

And they aren't Rob or Kristen fans

They are just fucking lunatics

who are looking for attention

who like to stir up hate 

and will use whatever means possible to do so.

There are absolutely fucked up crazies who profess

to be a fan of either/or Rob and Kristen.

Don't let then fool you.

Something in your gut is telling you that something is off

You know that person...

They fly off the fucking handle over nothing.

They overreact to everything

They scream and shout obscenities and insults

over anything.

They are always playing the victim...

Yet they are always attacking someone.

They kinda scare you because you know something isn't right.

You know it...

Just be careful who you have on your 'side'.

Whew.

So I keep looking at the picture of Rob

with the 

GET OFF MY DICK

And even though I am female 

I agree with that sentiment exactly right now.

Get the FUCK off my dick.

You don't like it...

GET THE FUCK OFF IT.

What else can I say?

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *G*

S for Soho House

Because it is obviously a place that Robert can go

and not be hounded by the fucktards.

S for So what?

What difference does it make if Robert is still in L.A.?

The guy does have obligations... don't you think?

And when he shows up with someone besides Steph?

Get back to me.

(He will be with Kristen SOON enough)

And 

G is for Gorilla.

I don't know.

It just really makes me laugh.

It's so fucking random.

This *TWIRL* is brought to you by 

Robert Pattinson.

Excellent job.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Whatever NOLA Wants... NOLA Gets.

*Danger Danger*

I am going to get on my very high soapbox today.

You have been warned.

I was just about to type "I don't have a lot to say today"

That NEVER works, does it?

Well... I don't.

Again... there is always drama to talk about.

Endless bullshit drama.

I'm not sure I even want to address it.

Should I?

Does it matter?

Should it?

The one thing about this 'fandom' that always surprised me

was how fucking serious some people take it.

Because...

You know...

This is about Robert Pattinson.

Kristen Stewart...

Twilight

Whatever you want to like.

(Or don't like... but then why are you here? )

But 

Why in the fucking sam hell

Do people make this shit PERSONAL?

WHY CHUCK WHY?

I don't fucking get it.

And I just feel like typing fucking in every sentence.

So I fucking will.

See...

I wasn't really online much yesterday...

You may have noticed (probably not)

But I didn't even get a chance to post.

And I almost ALWAYS post.

So you know that I was busy...

But I signed on this morning... and POW.

My inbox was all about the drama.

And while some of you may think I court drama

(Oh drama... how do I love thee)

I don't.

I'm in a perfectly fine platonic relationship with the beast...

I look at the beast...

I even poke at the beast (with a 10 foot pole, mind you)

But I don't get up close and PERSONAL with the monster.

Get it?

I'm not fucking nuts.

So imagine my surprise that some lunatic(s)

posted someones personal info on some lame board.

Wait.

I'm NOT surprised. At all.

Because that's what fucking lunatics DO.

It's disgusting.

It's pathetic.

There are a handful of fucking psychos in this fandom.

Really...

I don't believe it's more than that.

But these fuckers are loud.

And they are scary.

I mean... seriously fucking frightening.

And they make ALL OF US look bad.

It wasn't right to post someone's personal info.

Everyone KNOWS that.

Some people just don't give a shit.

But that goes beyond just someones address...

That applies to everyone's personal information.

And you can say 'Oh it's all public anyway'

But there is something so cringe worthy 

about posting someone's court documents on your twitter...

or your public forum...

Something so innately WRONG about posting ANYTHING

PERSONAL about ANYONE

Something you have no business knowing.

And why the fuck DO you know it?

And why the fuck do you CARE?

It has absolutely NOTHING to do with

Robert and Kristen.

NONE OF THIS

has anything to do with them.

So I end this little rant with something my grandfather always

used to tell me...

"Rosie... Don't Spit Into The Wind."

I love you, Grandpa.

So back to Robert and Kristen.

Because that's what this should be about.

We have seen pictures of Kristen in NOLA.

And can I be perfectly honest when I say

that I'm getting kinda tired of typing NOLA.

It's like one of those words when you look at it enough...

It doesn't look like a word anymore.

NOLA

Whatever NOLA wants...

NOLA gets...

See where my mind goes?

Anyway.

There is chatter that Kristen is doing 'intimate' scenes right now...

You know...

The ones that are probably kinda hard to do 

especially when there are a bunch of people standing around

Watching.

But...

I've taken to carrying around my salt shaker

ALL the damn time lately.

You never know when you will need that grain of salt.

Robert, Robert, Robert.

I like to call him Robert.

Not sure why.

He probably hates being called Robert.

And Spunk.

And Edward.

And Mr. Stewart.

Not sure where our guy is right now.

Is he in the infamous...

dare I type it...

NOLA??

Where else is he going to go?

Man, I loved that line in Twilight...

and it was Robert's line.

He added it.

And it's perfect.

Just like him.

OK... OK.

So.

Is our boy eating jambalaya as we speak?

I guess only time will tell.

I say this a lot.

But this is my blog and I can.

Wherever Robert or Kristen are...

They will end up

TOGETHER

It's a force of nature.

It's...

Inevitable.

It's fate.

It's kismet.

It's DESTINY.

This post is brought to you by the letter *K*

K for KARMA

You can't hide from that bitch.

and 

K for Kismet.

I kinda like that word today.

Robert and Kristen are all about kismet.

*TWIRL*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen are Here, There and Everywhere...

Hello again. Hello.

Sorry. Sometimes weird song fragments go through my head.

Not that you would have known that if I didn't just tell you.

But I heard Neil Diamond singing those words...

Sheesh.

So.

I got a lot of reaction to my blog yesterday.

Kind, considerate reaction for the most part.

Thank you for caring.

But I'm really OK.

I know I talk about finding the drama tedious...

And day in, day out... it can wear on you.

But...

The fact remains that it's not MY drama I am talking about.

It's Hurricane Robsten

(and yeah, I still hate that fucking word)

There is such a frenzy...

A ferocious fury...

Surrounding Robert and Kristen.

It's a wonder they can go anywhere

It's a wonder they can step out of their door.

Imagine the whirlwind of their life.

Traveling all the time...

City to city

Country to country

Sometimes traveling hours and hours...

Just to spend a few days.

Imagine not being able to just go out to dinner

or to a movie with your boy/girlfriend...

(Kinda like going out on A date)

Imagine not being able to just act like a normal couple 

when you are out in public.

You can't hold hands

You can't sneak a kiss

And if you do?

It shows up everywhere within hours.

Yeah... I know.

They are rich and famous

They have an incredible life

and they are so lucky.

But they are still human.

They still have feelings... yes?

There is a lot of chatter about where Kristen is...

Because some people swear she has been in NOLA since leaving Argentina

Some have said she was in L.A. until recently

and has finally found her way South...

Lots of chatter...

But no concrete proof either way.

You know how it goes.

Twitters about her being in a restaurant.

Facebook comments about seeing her in a club

or going shopping with her Mom.

Kristen has amazingly been showing up in both cities!

Who knows.

Not I said the fly...

(with my little eye?)

Shit.

I really can't focus today at all.

And dearest sweet Robert.

Well...

He was in L.A. on Sunday...

Hmmm...

He's pretty good at staying out of the public eye, isn't he?

Oh sure...

He pops up here and there...

He isn't invisible after all...

But where will he show up next?

All I know is that Robert wants to be where Kristen is.

How do I know that?

Well...

Robert hasn't whispered it in my ear if thats what you mean...

(although... isn't that a sweet sweet thought)

But it's what Robert and Kristen DO

They keep showing up TOGETHER.

You know?

Kristen flies to Robert.

Robert flies to Kristen.

Robert and Kristen fly together... somewhere.

If you think about it...

(Admit it... you do think about it)

Rob and Kristen aren't ever separated for very long...

Even if it's by continents...

They somehow manage to get TOGETHER.

I figure that Kristen has spent a bit of time traveling

to where Robert is...

So it's only fair for Robert to do the traveling this time.

Will Robert show up in NOLA?

Well...

We shall have to wait and see... 

Won't we?

Wherever they end up...

It will be TOGETHER.

Because that's how it always is.

Here.

There.

Everywhere.

Which reminds me of one of my all time

favorite Beatle songs...

To lead a better life I need my love to be here...

Here, making each day of the year
Changing my life with a wave of her hand
Nobody can deny that there's something there

There, running my hands through her hair
Both of us thinking how good it can be
Someone is speaking but she doesn't know he's there

I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there

I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there

To be there and everywhere
Here, there and everywhere

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This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F is for Faith.

Love isn't the only thing that is blind.

And a massive 

*TWIRL*

Because you might as well get used to it.

*TWIRL*

*TWIRL*

*TWIRL*

Bye for now

♥♥♥