Rob and Kristen- Undercover(s) in NOLA?

So yeah... I'm back home.

Whoop dee doo

I feel totally out of it...

Not rested or relaxed...

Totally exhausted.

But that is neither here nor there.

I just have a couple of things to say...

and then I promise to write a REAL post tomorrow.

And by real I mean more than a couple of paragraphs.

1. Robert, Thomas and Samuel haven't been seen in a few days.

Whatever could this mean?

Well.

It could mean they have reached their destination (Kris)

or

Because there aren't pictures for proof of their whereabouts...

We can only assume they don't exist.

That's kinda how it works...

If you don't see a picture of Robert...

He doesn't exist.

And hey... I may have been gone for the last 5 days...

but I haven't lost complete touch with what is going on.

The excuses are all lying in wait...

You know what I mean...

IF a picture turns up in NOLA

"Well, we all knew he would show up there anyway to _____"

Let's fill in the blank...

to drop Tom off at the set

to say hello to a buddy on the set of her movie

because that is what friends do! 

to publicize Bella's birthday and the re-release of Eclipse!

DUH! You know it's true!

to do pre-production for Breaking Dawn, even if it's not being

filmed in New Orleans!

to do some scouting for some other movie he's in!

to party in NOLA! I'm sure they will let Kristen tag along!

Yadda Yadda Yadda.

Yeah. It's all bullshit.

How about this?

Kristen is busy working.

Robert has some free time until she is finished.

What to do.

What to do.

Hey!

ROAD TRIP!

What better way for 3 Brits to see some of the USA?

Win/Win!

Robert, Thomas and Samuel get to hang out

They get to see parts of the USA they wouldn't normally see...

They make stops in cities they are interested in...

Kristen finishes up work.

Robert is there when she's done.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Just because we haven't seen a picture

doesn't mean they aren't in New Orleans...

I guarantee you they are SOMEWHERE...

And it just FEELS like 

NOLA to me.

I don't know.

This post is brought to you by the letters *E* and *N*

E for all the lameass excuses that are foaming all over the place

Clean up that shit, will you?

N for NOLA!!

What else?

Do a little dance.

Make a little love.

Get down tonight.

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

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what is there.

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or know anyone.

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Thanks.