Robert Pattinson- Something Wicked This Way Comes

Nothing new.

Robert still in London?

I guess so.

Kristen still... somewhere.

I suppose she is.

Lunatics still on the loose?

Always.

See...

Yesterday some blogs posted a fan pic with Robert...

The girl said something about meeting him in some resort

And that Rob and Kristen were there all close and stuff.

The reaction?

It starts with a B and and ends with a HA.

As in 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good grief lunatics.

The crazies went bonkers over this story.

IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!

So they scoured the internet looking for way to disprove it.

Looking for pictures where Rob is wearing the same shirt.

Looking for any type of dated interview to show where he was.

He couldn't be with Kristen. He just COULDN'T!!

Seriously?

Is it THAT important to you?

Repeat the BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah.

Did you know that if you look up the word 

Hypocrite there is a picture of a Hyena?

No shit.

I was scolded in an email recently that just because

I said Robert was in NOLA didn't make it true.

Well...

Just because you say Robert wasn't in NOLA

Doesn't make it true.

See how that works?

Robert Pattinson.


Please be careful in London.
Maybe now would even be a good time to get out of there...

by Ray Bradbury

Crystal water turns to dark
Where ere it's presence leaves it's mark
And boiling currents pound like drums
When something wicked this way comes...

A presence dark invades the fair
And gives the horses ample scare
Chaos rains and panic fills the air
When something wicked this way comes...

Ill winds mark it's fearsome flight,
And autumn branches creak with fright.
The landscape turns to ashen crumbs,
When something wicked this way comes...

Flowers bloom as black as night
Removing color from your sight
Nightmarish vines block your way
Thorns reach out to catch their prey

And by the pricking of your thumbs
Realize that their poison numbs
From frightful blooms, rank odors seep
Bats & beasties fly & creep

'Cross this evil land, ill winds blow
Despite the darkness, mushrooms glow
All will rot & decompose
For something wicked this way grows...

Beware sweet Robert...

BEWARE.

 I don't know where Kristen is right now...

but I do know I miss her adorably beautiful face.

Wherever she is...

I hope she is smiling just like this

and on the road to happiness.

Thomas and his girlfriend?

Which one is prettier...

Depends on who you ask.

Thanks for sending me this picture.

You know who you are.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *G*

S for Smitty & Syd

 and 

G for Gruff

Always good for a laugh.

Oh...

And I think we should be twirling sometime soon...

Repeat BWAHAHAHAHAHA

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥