Rob and Kristen- Do You Believe In Love?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you

We are now in a drought.

We might have to wait until June 5th to see

Robert and/or Kristen in public.

I'm actually quite OK with that.

In fact...

I kinda like it.

There is SO much speculation as to 

where Kristen has been this whole time...

(Bwhahahahaha)

It's quite amusing.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time
And hung me on a line

Because she couldn't POSSIBLY be in Toronto with Robert.

No.

NEVER!

Why would she go to Toronto?

She has no reason to be there!

Let's ignore the fact that Kristen had their puppy in NYC

Just a hop... skip and a jump from Toronto...

Where do you think she would go?

Really...

WHERE do you think she would go?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Where do you think she has been this whole time?

Yeah... I know that you can't trust a lot of the shit

you see on Twitter...

But when you get quite a few different people

saying they saw Rob and Kristen in Toronto...

And let's face it Kiddies...

They haven't been SEEN anywhere else... have they?

No.

They haven't.

It's not like we have pictures of Rob either.

And again...

WHERE ELSE WOULD SHE BE???

Maybe I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand

I honestly can't believe some of the bullshit I read.

I can't.

The bottom is line is simple.

It really is.

IF Robert Pattinson was with any other female

as much as he is always with Kristen.

(And Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together, don't they?)

There wouldn't be any question of them being together.

Well...

There shouldn't be any question at this point

But there are always those who refuse to see

what is right in front of them.

Instead wanting to believe bizarro conspiracy theories

and clinging to PR Stunts as excuses

Even though Rob has pretty much killed the thought of 

any movie studio running his personal life.

Maybe I'm a man and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever help me
Baby won't you help me understand

So... what happens next?
Well...

Sooner or later 

Rob and/or Kristen 

are going to be seen SOMEWHERE.

Either together or not.

And no matter how it works out...

The Foam will FLY

"TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T TOGETHER IN TORONTO!"

"THAT GIRL WAS ONLY THERE TO DROP OFF ROB'S DOG!"

Or some such shit.

I guess people can't comprehend that 

Rob and Kristen will probably be flying in and out of Toronto

As long as Rob is filming there...

She's already been there for a couple of weeks...

And yeah...

Kristen IS a working actress

so of course she will have obligations that will

take her away from Rob from time to time.

Not a big deal.

Again.

They won't be separated for long.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I leave you

So the Frenzied Foamers

and the Stricken Shippers

will flail about...

One because they want to believe

so desperately in PR theories...

The other because they desperately need reassurance 

that Rob and Kristen are together.

I'm not sure which is worse.

Both are desperate.

Never a pretty picture.

 

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you help me sing my song
You right me when I'm wrong
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Final Thoughts.

1. Yeah... I'm actually bitchier than normal.

Who thought THAT was possible?

I guess it's just one of those times

where the whole tedious bullshit

kinda gets to me.

I would love to just focus on the positive...

and not draw attention to the negative

But to me...

One of the positives

is the fact that Robert and Kristen are together.

It's hard to focus on just Robert alone...

Because Kristen is always wrapped up 

in everything he does.

And I like Kristen.

A lot.

So there you go.

2. Liking Kristen Stewart.

I do.

And it boggles my mind

that people hate on her

SO MUCH

For whatever reason.

No matter what happens...

It always comes back to an excuse to hate on Kristen.

It could have absolutely NOTHING to do with her

Yet.

Somehow her name gets dragged in there

and she is relentlessly trashed and slashed.

A 21 year old girl.

So yeah...

That's why I continue to mock and jab

at those who spew their bitter foam.

I don't think Kristen deserves any of it.

Green Sheep

3. I'm not a 'shipper'.

I don't WANT Rob and Kristen to be together.

I just think they are.

That makes me a Believer.

And No.

I don't think it's some 'EPIC LURVE' either.

WTF does that even mean?

I think they are two people 

living in extraordinary circumstances...

Two people who found each other.

Who like being together

(Obviously)

Who are in love.

It's not any more 'EPIC' than any other relationship

outside of the fact they are both famous actors

and people are fascinated by it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for SHUT UP 

Please.

Leave Kristen alone.

S for Stupid.

It is as it does.

It should be painful.

It can't be fixed.

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Nothing Wrong With That!

http://www.waterforelephants.com/

Robert Pattinson.

Water for Elephants.

Premiere on Sunday.

GAH!

How absolutely exciting that the movie is 

FINALLY here!!!

I can't wait to see this...

To see Robert.

Gorgeous, brilliant, talented Robert.

OH
MY

GOD.

And I even know a few people who will be there

at the premiere...

(I love you, T)

Having fun...

Doing their thang.

And what I wouldn't give to see Robert in person.

No.

I wouldn't screech at him.

Or call him Edward.

I just want to SEE him

My stomach does flip/flops at the very thought.

To lay eyes on that oh so perfect flesh...

Um. Am I still breathing? I don't think so...

And the premiere...

What's to say?

All the chatter is about whether Kristen will show up or not.

Will she?

heh.

Even if she doesn't do the red carpet...

(and chances are... she won't

But wouldn't it be a wonderful surprise??)

I'm wondering if she will be in NYC...

Somewhere.

Out there.

Waiting for him to be done working...

Because that what premieres are, you know...

WORK.

Since when did it matter so much

if someones significant other showed up at a premiere?

Or does that only work for Rob and Kristen?

They seem to have different sets of rules

applied to their relationship for some reason...

The Foam is thick and bitter right now...

Oozing and frothing about Kristen showing up...

Because...
SHE BETTER NOT!

She has NO right to be there.

She wants to ruin EVERYTHING!

Too bad no one cares what you think...

Especially Rob and Kristen.

They will do what's best for them.

So if Reese turned up without her hubby...

Or Christoph shows up without his wife...

Does that mean doom and gloom for them as well?

No.

It's just another day in Hollywood.

But for some reason people are all atwitter

about Kristen showing up on Sunday.

It's been fascinating reading too...

As always.

But keep in mind.

It's what you DON'T see that matters.

Silly people.

Kristen is never far away from Robert

if she doesn't have to be.

I mean... seriously...

How far would you let him go if you didn't have to?

Exactly.

On The Road. Is Kristen all kinds of cute or what??

Another movie that I'm excited for!!

On The Road.

Not only because I adore Kristen...

The book...

All things Kerouac

But...

Well...

We all know that TOM STURRIDGE is in the movie too!!

*swoon*

OK OK.

A couple of thoughts.

1. Did I say the foam is thick and bitter?

Because really... it's looked a lot like this lately...

THEY DIDN'T KISS!!! EXIT STRATEGY!!! IT NEVER HAPPENED!!! PR! PR! PR!

Ever since the Birthday/Wrap party pics were released...

The Foam Whisperers have been out in full force

trying to placate the froth.

I don't think it's working.

But they can hope Kristen doesn't show on the RC

at the WFE premiere...

And then they can cling to that for a day or two

Until Rob and Kristen show up somewhere else together.

And they will.

Oh yes.

They will.

:)

How's that working for you?

I'm looking forward to this weekend.

I'm excited for the WFE premiere...

all the talk shows/interviews coming next week...

Relax.

Enjoy the Robert.

This premiere IS about Robert... right?

People should be talking about WFE

and how fucking incredible it is...

and how brilliant Robert is...

Not worrying about whether or not his girlfriend shows up.

It doesn't affect their relationship one way or the other...

Its just one more day of work.

That being said.

Yes.

Of course I would LOVE to see the together.

But its not because I need it as some 'proof'

of their relationship.

I already have that...

I just happen to like seeing them together.

It makes me smile.

It makes me happy.

Nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tom Sturridge

Just because.

I like the guy...

Not gonna lie.

He makes me smile on a daily basis.

Nothing wrong with that.

T for TWIRL!

Nothing wrong with that either!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

Guess what?

I'm NOT hungover!

Yeah... I've reread a couple of recent posts...

and it seems like I'm a fucking lush now.

I really don't drink that much all the time...

I think.

Goodness.

Grandma Lush.

Bwahahahaha!

I keep getting asked why I use #NanaRose on Twitter

and if I am REALLY a grandmother.

Oh man.

#NanaRose was born because some Foamers

 decided to lie and make up shit about me.

What a shocker!

I'm some geriatric twirling granny now.

Heh.

Although someday I do hope to be a grandmother...

My sons are far from ready to have kids of their own.

I dare say the people spewing that lie

are probably way older than I am...

;)

Just another example of Hyenas making up lies

to suit their delusions.

Hating on people they don't even know.

They do it all the time with Kristen and Robert

So I guess I'm in good company.

*Twirl*

Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together

Let's see.

Man I'm in a sarcastically obnoxious mood today.

And I can almost hear the response...

TODAY?

Shut up.

OK...

So now it looks like I'm talking to myself.

And I guess I kinda am.

So. 

There were some kinda creepy videos of 

Robert and Kristen (and Taylor, oh my)

From the PCA's.

And by creepy I mean...

These poor people never have a moments peace

even when the lights are low...

SOMEONE is always watching them.

Which brings me to my point in bringing this up.

Some people were all about how sweet they were.

Some people were all about how it just shows the same thing

we saw during the award show.

Nothing.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

Do people really expect Rob and Kristen to start making out?

They fucking KNOW that all these people are watching them.

They aren't going to GIVE you anything.

And just for the record...

It's pretty obvious that the whole

Taylor helping Kristen up the stairs was planned.

They both jumped right up and he escorted her up the stairs.

Good Grief.

Mountains out of Foamhills.

Brighter than a lucky penny,When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear

The Baftas are coming up.

Truly.

What will happen If/WHEN Rob and Kristen show up in London

TOGETHER again?

Oh I hope BD schedules lets them do this.

Kristen is kinda obligated to present the award, isn't she?

Robert is kinda obligated to be with her, isn't he?

I mean...

That's what boyfriends do.

And Robert is a superb boyfriend.

And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

 Final Thoughts.

1.  I have a lot of final thoughts...

But I've just decided that even though there is

lots of bullshit out there

I'm done.

At least for now.

I guess there is some truth to the saying...

If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it... 

Does it make a sound?

 

If everyone ignored them completely...

Would they disappear?

Outside of their oddly pathetic entertainment value...

(Cause Crazy is Funny!)

Their point of view

Their very existence is irrelevant.

They are already hiding behind locked forums 

and super secret attack sites.

Even they are embarrassed to be in public view.

 

Foaming Hyena

I'm often confronted by this dilemma.

Ignore the foam.

Or

Laugh at the foam.

Hmmm.

 

Is ignorance bliss?

What do you think?

 

I Think I Love You.

2. My final final thought.

Even though I remain completely

and totally intoxicated by

Robert Pattinson

You may have noticed a side addiction to

Thomas Sturridge.

What can I say?

It's good to spread the love around... right?

3. My adorable friend told me this joke the other day...

A man returns home late one night

with a duck under his arm

His wife is angry and waiting up for him.

The man says "This is the pig that I have been shagging"

The wife says "that's a duck you idiot"

and the man says "I was talking to the duck"

4. Rob was seen buying groceries recently...

First thing I read?

"Rob and Kristen don't shop together-

What kind of couple is that?"

Um.

DUH.

Yeah... that would be the way to go

if you didn't want to attract attention.

Sheesh.

Oh and by the way...

Rob and Kristen are living together.

They have been for quite some time.

Together.

As Always.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for REALLY

They really really are.

R for Robert

Robert loves Kristen.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Words Will Never Hurt Us

 This picture is ALL kinds of perfection. Thank you.

Could he GET any cuter? No. No he can't.

Yes.

WFE is going to probably kill me.

So I have a few more months of living

before I hit the great beyond.

I don't care.

It's fucking worth it.

Robert is worth it.

All of it.

Just because.

Tom's new movie is coming out soon.

He will most likely being doing some press for it.

I will most likely be trying to catch every moment.

Is this poster incredibly sweet?

YES!

I love Rachel Bilson.

She is adorably beautiful.

And well...

I guess it's pretty obvious that the more I know

about Thomas Sturridge...

The more I want to know.

He's majorly cute.

And that's where I will leave it.

IT'S UP TO US WHO ROB BRINGS TO HIS PREMIERES! WE OWN ROB'S PERSONAL LIFE!

*Sigh*

I just deleted a huge paragraph about the 

Fox petition fuckery.

But it's really nothing new...

A bunch of lunatics who think they should have a say

in Rob's personal life.

They actually think they should be able to dictate

who Rob brings to his movie premiere.

I wish I were kidding.

I'm not.

Foamers gotta Foam.

Suffice to say that hating a 20 year old girl...

for doing absolutely NOTHING to you

except being the 'lucky' girl that Rob wants to be with...

shows nothing but anger and bitterness.

And now even more people are aware of just how far you will go.

Bravo! Well done.

Same place... Same time?

IOW.

New Years Eve.

Rob.

Kristen.

More of the same?

;)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand...

Do You Want To Know a Secret?

Close Your Eyes and I'll Kiss You

If I Fell in Love With You...

ALL MY LOVING.

And I LOVE Her.

You Really Got a Hold On Me.

Got To Get You Into My Life.

I Want You.

I get this in my emails a lot...

PROVE TO ME THEY ARE DATING.

See...

The thing is...

The above pictures are only some of the 'coupley pics we have seen

over the last couple of years.

There have been lots of pictures of Rob and Kristen

Vacationing together.

Spending Christmas at his parents house.

Concerts.

Dinners.

Movie sets...

Etc... Etc.

Do these pictures PROVE they are dating?

Yes.

They do.

Why?

Because it's been going on for years...

YEARS.

Yes, they have given us glimpses of private moments.

Yes, they have been caught snuggling and kissing.

Yes, they have acted like a couple again and again.

No...

Calling it 'PR" doesn't mean you can't 'count' them.

You want 'proof' of their relationship...

You have it.

You can't discount any picture you don't like

by saying it was staged or manipulated.

Kristen.

London.

 Yes.

With Robert.

As Always.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for backpedaling.

If you don't want people to think you are a lunatic...

Stop acting like one.

Then you won't have to cry 

"It was only a joke"

when the heat gets to be too hot to handle.

B for Bitterness.

Don't you get tired of being angry bitter shrews?

Stomping and yelling and snarling and growling.

Do you want to know how I know I'm right about Rob and Kristen?

Because I'm HAPPY for them.

I'm happy that they make each other happy.

I'm all about the happy.

I'm twirling and dancing and laughing...

NOT Foaming.

B for 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't be ridiculous...

of course Kristen is with Rob in London.

Where else would she be? 

;)

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- With Acceptance Comes TWIRLING!

I honestly don't think Rob has ever looked better...

Random Thoughts

1) A different WFE trailer was released.

Can I just say...

I LOVE YOU,ROBERT PATTINSON!

Forgive me for thinking that my intoxication would ever lessen

Because it is more than obvious that all I need to see 

are some pictures of you and an elephant...

to remind me why I became intoxicated in the first place.

This movie looks incredible.

Brilliant.

Everything about it draws me in

His face.

His voice.

(Yeah, I did that on purpose)

This movie looks gorgeous.

I. Can't. Wait.

I Love You.

2) I watched Twilight the other day.

I think its my favorite of the three.

And it's not because it is better than 

New Moon or Eclipse..

It's because when I watch it

it still makes my stomach do flip-flops.

Edward walking into the cafeteria.

Edward telling Bella that he

"can't stay away from" her.

Edward kissing Bella on her bed

and being thrown into the wall.

(I love his face there...

Who am I kidding? I always love his face)

Well...

You get the point I am making.

Twilight reminds me of all the good things I used to feel.

It will always be where I got to see Edward come to life.

It will always be where I knew that I would fall hard

for Robert Pattinson.

I'm gonna kiss you and hug you...

3) So I was flipping through the channels a couple of night ago...

and what did my twitchy finger rest upon?

The MTV Movie Awards!

And guess what...

I watched them.

Again.

Well... OK... I was kinda doing other stuff at the same time

But I was keeping my eyes on the screen

on the lookout for Rob and Kristen.

It was interesting that now I can watch them...

and really concentrate on Rob and Kristen.

Like...

Rob's beaming face when Kristen got her award.

Seriously.

He was so proud of her!

And the Awkward Kiss?

Well...

And this is scary to admit...

but I will

Cuz... what the hell I've come this far... right?

I watched it in slow motion.

I did.

And I know that Rob and Kristen tried to be awkward...

But watching Rob's face was priceless.

(and always rewarding.)

Kristen was totally NOT expecting him to go in for the real kiss.

And the look of satisfied glee on his face afterward?

Excellent.

He is so damn adorable.

He shows his every emotion on his beautiful face.

And lastly...

When Rob got his awards...

When he thanked Kristen...

He looked like he was trying to find a way to say

what he wanted to...

Yeah...

watch it in slow motion.

It shows a lot.

Oh and...

The kiss was real.

Rob really wanted to kiss her.

And he did.

:)

"Thanks Catherine for everything I have... Especially for Kristen."

4) This is where I do my *heavy sigh*

Because the absolute bullshit I read online everyday

is so damn pathetic.

Is Kristen in London?

Yes, I believe she is.

How do you know that? There haven't been any pictures?

There haven't been any pictures of her since Rio.

Does that mean she is still there?

Kristen is only there for PR!!!

She is doing press for something... right?

Oh wait... she's there for the Baftas!

Can't you just fucking accept that Kristen wants to 

be with her boyfriend for the holidays?

She just got done working on BD and is on holiday...

Do you REALLY think she would be doing press?

And for what exactly?

Kristen is in London because that's where Rob wants her to be.

WITH HIM.

Honestly.

2 years in a row...

and all you got is PR?

Really?

How far gone can you be if you are still clinging to that?

It makes no sense whatsoever.

Not that sense has ever played any role in your

foam induced delusions before.

NO ONE IS WORKING THIS WEEK.

ROB AND KRISTEN ARE TOGETHER

BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE.

And come on...

Aren't they ALWAYS together?

Yes.

Yes they are.

Now please go get a towel and wipe your mouth...

The bitter foam is making a disgusting mess.

Gross.

Just because.

5) Ninja Robsten 

Ninja TomStu

And I'm still glad that there aren't any pictures of them.

I don't need 'PROOF'.

Everyone knows where Kristen is.

Everyone knows where Rob is.

They are with each other.

As always.

ALL OF THIS.

This post is brought to you by the letters *P* and *R*

Pathetic Rants

Pretty Ridiculous

Pitiful Rhetoric

With Acceptance...

Comes Twirling.

And it's LOTS more fun than Foaming.

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Bullshit Day

Rob in London? Color me SURPRISED (or not)

Today is 'Boxing Day' in the UK...

I'm thinking it's 'Bullshit Day' in this fandom.

Let's discuss.

1. I had a lot to catch up on from the last couple of days.

Well... not really.

Just a lot of bullshit drama.

Par

For

The

Course.

2. THE BIGGEST MOST STUPENDOUS NEWS OF ALL????

Robert Pattinson went home to London for Christmas!!!

NO WAY!

COME ON!!!

Oh wait...

Is anyone really surprised?

My great aunt Eleanor even knew Rob would go home for the holidays.

It was THAT transparent.

And oh yeah...

Why was it such a huge deal to the foaming masses?

Um... because for some desperate reason...

They would like to believe that somehow Rob going home

for Christmas is somehow related to him not being with Kristen...

The rabid seem to see it as some sort of delusional victory.

Over what? Over who?

That is yet to be determined.

(At least if you are not frothing and foaming at the mouth)

3. And I don't mean to disparage the girl story who took the above pic...

I mean... she obviously happened to luck out and see Rob at a pub...

But

RPatz @ “pub” in London "It’s from tonight, it’s London, about an hour ago (thats about 00.30 in London) N ( the one on the right) spoke to him for about 40 mins, shook his hand, got a ciggie from him (she doesn’t smoke) and he kissed her cheek!

Sorry. I call bullshit.

Not that she saw him... oh no... I believe that.

But she claims to have talked to him for 40 mins, received a cig

shook his hand AND he kissed her on the cheek...

Yet...

All she could manage was a kinda stalkerific picture of him

where she was pretending to take a pic of her and her friend...

And trying like hell to get him in the background.

40 minutes.

Handshake.

KISS on the cheek.

And no picture?

Surely anyone Rob would kiss on the cheek he would

agree to one quick picture?

And while she may have had conversation with him...

and even pretended to smoke to get a cig off him...

Fine and dandy.

But the kiss on the cheek?

Sorry.

Ain't buying it.

Rob isn't a random stranger 'kiss on the cheek' kinda guy.

Shy, awkward, adorkable Rob?

Big Red Flag.

I might have actually believed the story up until that part.

And people always howl about how no cameras EVER work

when Rob and Kristen are out...

Yet just ONE pic of Rob at the pub?

Where are all the cameras?

Maybe because people don't want to be rude...

Or maybe because not everyone whips out a camera

everytime Rob and/or Kristen are around.

THIS will happen VERY soon... If it didn't already.

Where am I on the count?

3?

No.

4. Kristen.

Where is Kristen Stewart?

See....here's the thing.

LOTS of blather about her heading to London with Rob.

And then ...

ONE person tweets that she sees Kristen in L.A. 

and that is taken as gospel? 

WHAT?

 ONE person who claims to have seen Kristen...

Not numerous sightings...

ONE PERSON.

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN!
SO LET IT BE DONE!

Really?

Is that how it works now?

 No 'pics or it didn't happen' fits in here?

Just one random person's word that she saw Kristen in L.A.?

Interesting.

Why not believe the people who saw her in London?

So I could ask my friend who lives in London...

To tweet that he saw Kristen at a pub with Robert..

Then what?

Would it be so easily believed and taken as fact?

Fascinating how it all works... yes?

Personally...

IF Kristen isn't aleady with Robert in London...

(Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. She is NINJASTEW after all.)

She is on her way...

And she WILL be with Rob.

Tomorrow.

And then what?

More screams of PR!

More screeching that she needs to stay away from him?

More delusional howling that it doesn't 'mean anything'?

Yeah.

Pretty much.

Keep chasing that tail... I'm sure you will catch it... Someday. Or not.

5. Thing is...

If Kristen has been with Robert in London all along...

Or if she shows up Tomorrow...

It doesn't change a thing.

Not one thing.

They will be together.

As always.

A couple of days apart here and there...

Mean nothing in the scope of any real relationship.

And believe me...

It doesn't get any more real than what Rob and Kristen share.

6. And stop with the 'fake' Twirling.

Sorry.

One. You're not good at it... (and really...how original.)

Two. Bitter Haters can't Twirl.

And 

Three. It's not really twirling.

You are mistaking symptoms of Rabies as twirling...

Rabies specific symptoms may include insomnia, anxiety (about Rob being with Kristen) , confusion (Thinking that Rob and Kristen aren't real)  slight or partial paralysis, excitation (Foaming over Rob being in London), hallucinations (Thinking that every time Rob and Kristen are together is PR), agitation (Being extremely bitter and angry all the time), hyper-salivation (That would be all the FOAMING) violent movements and uncontrolled excitement (That would be what you have sadly misinterpreted as *Twirling*... Poor things)

This post is brought to you by the letter *N*

You ain't seen NOTHING yet.

Believe it.

Bye for now

✩✩✩✩✩