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| Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows |
Guess what?
I'm NOT hungover!
Yeah... I've reread a couple of recent posts...
and it seems like I'm a fucking lush now.
I really don't drink that much all the time...
I think.
Goodness.
Grandma Lush.
Bwahahahaha!
I keep getting asked why I use #NanaRose on Twitter
and if I am REALLY a grandmother.
Oh man.
#NanaRose was born because some Foamers
decided to lie and make up shit about me.
What a shocker!
I'm some geriatric twirling granny now.
Heh.
Although someday I do hope to be a grandmother...
My sons are far from ready to have kids of their own.
I dare say the people spewing that lie
are probably way older than I am...
;)
Just another example of Hyenas making up lies
to suit their delusions.
Hating on people they don't even know.
They do it all the time with Kristen and Robert
So I guess I'm in good company.
*Twirl*
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| Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together |
Let's see.
Man I'm in a sarcastically obnoxious mood today.
And I can almost hear the response...
TODAY?
Shut up.
OK...
So now it looks like I'm talking to myself.
And I guess I kinda am.
So.
There were some kinda creepy videos of
Robert and Kristen (and Taylor, oh my)
From the PCA's.
And by creepy I mean...
These poor people never have a moments peace
even when the lights are low...
SOMEONE is always watching them.
Which brings me to my point in bringing this up.
Some people were all about how sweet they were.
Some people were all about how it just shows the same thing
we saw during the award show.
Nothing.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
Do people really expect Rob and Kristen to start making out?
They fucking KNOW that all these people are watching them.
They aren't going to GIVE you anything.
And just for the record...
It's pretty obvious that the whole
Taylor helping Kristen up the stairs was planned.
They both jumped right up and he escorted her up the stairs.
Good Grief.
Mountains out of Foamhills.
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| Brighter than a lucky penny,When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear |
The Baftas are coming up.
Truly.
What will happen If/WHEN Rob and Kristen show up in London
TOGETHER again?
Oh I hope BD schedules lets them do this.
Kristen is kinda obligated to present the award, isn't she?
Robert is kinda obligated to be with her, isn't he?
I mean...
That's what boyfriends do.
And Robert is a superb boyfriend.
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| And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine. |
Final Thoughts.
1. I have a lot of final thoughts...
But I've just decided that even though there is
lots of bullshit out there
I'm done.
At least for now.
I guess there is some truth to the saying...
If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it...
Does it make a sound?
If everyone ignored them completely...
Would they disappear?
Outside of their oddly pathetic entertainment value...
(Cause Crazy is Funny!)
Their point of view
Their very existence is irrelevant.
They are already hiding behind locked forums
and super secret attack sites.
Even they are embarrassed to be in public view.
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| Foaming Hyena |
I'm often confronted by this dilemma.
Ignore the foam.
Or
Laugh at the foam.
Hmmm.
Is ignorance bliss?
What do you think?
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| I Think I Love You. |
2. My final final thought.
Even though I remain completely
and totally intoxicated by
Robert Pattinson
You may have noticed a side addiction to
Thomas Sturridge.
What can I say?
It's good to spread the love around... right?
3. My adorable friend told me this joke the other day...
A man returns home late one night
with a duck under his arm
His wife is angry and waiting up for him.
The man says "This is the pig that I have been shagging"
The wife says "that's a duck you idiot"
and the man says "I was talking to the duck"
4. Rob was seen buying groceries recently...
First thing I read?
"Rob and Kristen don't shop together-
What kind of couple is that?"
Um.
DUH.
Yeah... that would be the way to go
if you didn't want to attract attention.
Sheesh.
Oh and by the way...
Rob and Kristen are living together.
They have been for quite some time.
Together.
As Always.
;)
This post is brought to you by the letter *R*
R for REALLY
They really really are.
R for Robert
Robert loves Kristen.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
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