Rob and Kristen- Do You Believe In Love?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you

We are now in a drought.

We might have to wait until June 5th to see

Robert and/or Kristen in public.

I'm actually quite OK with that.

In fact...

I kinda like it.

There is SO much speculation as to 

where Kristen has been this whole time...

(Bwhahahahaha)

It's quite amusing.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time
And hung me on a line

Because she couldn't POSSIBLY be in Toronto with Robert.

No.

NEVER!

Why would she go to Toronto?

She has no reason to be there!

Let's ignore the fact that Kristen had their puppy in NYC

Just a hop... skip and a jump from Toronto...

Where do you think she would go?

Really...

WHERE do you think she would go?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Where do you think she has been this whole time?

Yeah... I know that you can't trust a lot of the shit

you see on Twitter...

But when you get quite a few different people

saying they saw Rob and Kristen in Toronto...

And let's face it Kiddies...

They haven't been SEEN anywhere else... have they?

No.

They haven't.

It's not like we have pictures of Rob either.

And again...

WHERE ELSE WOULD SHE BE???

Maybe I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand

I honestly can't believe some of the bullshit I read.

I can't.

The bottom is line is simple.

It really is.

IF Robert Pattinson was with any other female

as much as he is always with Kristen.

(And Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together, don't they?)

There wouldn't be any question of them being together.

Well...

There shouldn't be any question at this point

But there are always those who refuse to see

what is right in front of them.

Instead wanting to believe bizarro conspiracy theories

and clinging to PR Stunts as excuses

Even though Rob has pretty much killed the thought of 

any movie studio running his personal life.

Maybe I'm a man and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever help me
Baby won't you help me understand

So... what happens next?
Well...

Sooner or later 

Rob and/or Kristen 

are going to be seen SOMEWHERE.

Either together or not.

And no matter how it works out...

The Foam will FLY

"TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T TOGETHER IN TORONTO!"

"THAT GIRL WAS ONLY THERE TO DROP OFF ROB'S DOG!"

Or some such shit.

I guess people can't comprehend that 

Rob and Kristen will probably be flying in and out of Toronto

As long as Rob is filming there...

She's already been there for a couple of weeks...

And yeah...

Kristen IS a working actress

so of course she will have obligations that will

take her away from Rob from time to time.

Not a big deal.

Again.

They won't be separated for long.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I leave you

So the Frenzied Foamers

and the Stricken Shippers

will flail about...

One because they want to believe

so desperately in PR theories...

The other because they desperately need reassurance 

that Rob and Kristen are together.

I'm not sure which is worse.

Both are desperate.

Never a pretty picture.

 

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you help me sing my song
You right me when I'm wrong
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Final Thoughts.

1. Yeah... I'm actually bitchier than normal.

Who thought THAT was possible?

I guess it's just one of those times

where the whole tedious bullshit

kinda gets to me.

I would love to just focus on the positive...

and not draw attention to the negative

But to me...

One of the positives

is the fact that Robert and Kristen are together.

It's hard to focus on just Robert alone...

Because Kristen is always wrapped up 

in everything he does.

And I like Kristen.

A lot.

So there you go.

2. Liking Kristen Stewart.

I do.

And it boggles my mind

that people hate on her

SO MUCH

For whatever reason.

No matter what happens...

It always comes back to an excuse to hate on Kristen.

It could have absolutely NOTHING to do with her

Yet.

Somehow her name gets dragged in there

and she is relentlessly trashed and slashed.

A 21 year old girl.

So yeah...

That's why I continue to mock and jab

at those who spew their bitter foam.

I don't think Kristen deserves any of it.

Green Sheep

3. I'm not a 'shipper'.

I don't WANT Rob and Kristen to be together.

I just think they are.

That makes me a Believer.

And No.

I don't think it's some 'EPIC LURVE' either.

WTF does that even mean?

I think they are two people 

living in extraordinary circumstances...

Two people who found each other.

Who like being together

(Obviously)

Who are in love.

It's not any more 'EPIC' than any other relationship

outside of the fact they are both famous actors

and people are fascinated by it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for SHUT UP 

Please.

Leave Kristen alone.

S for Stupid.

It is as it does.

It should be painful.

It can't be fixed.

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥