Rob and Kristen-- I Love This.

How beautiful is she?

Heh.

I love this.

I really really do.

The whole Yin and Yang of this fandom is

Fascinating.

Kristen was papped at LAX.

OH NO!

Where is she going???

People brought out the magnifying glasses

and started studying every pixel...

hoping beyond hope...

that a hidden clue would be revealed!

Is she wearing the *RING*?

Yes! Yes!

What time does it say on the John's watch???

What's the deal with her socks?

Is she trying to tell us something?

OMG!

The guy behind her is wearing an "AIR CANADA" lanyard!

You know what that means???

Is that a doggie treat sticking out of her backpack?

Do I see a note from Rob buried there...

saying "Hurry Home, Baby!"

I think I do!

Wait.

What flights fly out of that terminal...

at that time of day??

Yes.

I'm being sarcastic...

But that is also what went on.

See?

This is what fucking happens when people are

so desperate to see Rob and Kristen together.

Or apart... 

Because while some believers of Rob/Kristen

were indeed analyzing every frame of every photograph...

You can bet your sweet ass

that the haters were doing the same thing...

Maybe even more frenzied...

and with a heaping dash of Foam thrown in.

I even kinda like that there hasn't been a picture

of Kristen landing ANYWHERE.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

You know what that means, right?

She doesn't exist!

How could she have landed in London 

(The Foamers location of choice, of course)

Or Toronto

(The Believers location of choice, of course)

Without ONE FUCKING PICTURE???

IMPOSSIBLE I SAY!

Oh wait.

She's been fucking doing that all summer long.

Just goes to show...

Unless Kristen is in a continuous circle above the earth...

She had to have landed SOMEWHERE.

And 

Where or where can that be?

Heh.

I love this...

I really really do.

I actually have no words for this. Well... except these words.

Oh Robert.

How do I love thee...

Let me count the ways.

OK.

That's a bit much.

But I do adore him.

And Kristen.

And I love seeing them together

being all giddy and happy

and in love.

And I'm glad that there aren't any pap pics of them 

in Toronto...

Because wherever Rob and Kristen are...

They are where they want to be

With who they want to be

And they OBVIOUSLY don't want to be seen.

They shouldn't have to share that with us...

No matter how desperate some people are

to prove their point...

or "WIN".

Win what... I have no idea...

But that's what some people hope to do.

"I just want to win."

Thing is...

WHEN (not if) Rob and Kristen show up together...

There will be excuses.

My favorite being 'Emergency PR'

which of course means NOT being seen.

Because that makes perfect sense.

And by perfect sense I mean scary, delusional NONsense.

Great PR is when you try to stay under the radar.

And fly in and out of cities without anyone being the wiser.

Yes.

That is GREAT fucking PR.

Heh.

I love this.

I really really do.

Touching that jaw... those lips...

I bet she said YES! ;)

Kristen not only owns Rob... she owns YOU.

This is what the meadow scene SHOULD have looked like...

Rob's smile says it all. Completely.

I love the Harpers Bazaar shoot.

Why you ask?

Because its Rob and Kristen.

Not Edward and Bella.

Have you ever seen Rob interact with any other woman

in a photoshoot like he does with Kristen?

Think about it.

Sure he may have held Emilie's hand

(Ho-Hum)

Or posed with Tai and Reese...

But proposing?

Staring longingly into Kristen's eyes?

Touching her gently...

Carrying her?

Hugging closely

Noses practically touching?

Forehead to forehead.

Um...

That's ALL Robert and Kristen.

And isn't it lovely to see?

Two people...

so comfortable with each other

so familiar being so close

so intimate

And Rob never could hide his feelings for Kristen...

It's always all over his face.

(This is why Haters despise this shoot so much)

Heh.

I love this.

I really really do.

Why would Kristen wear a ring that says "ROB"? ;)

This ring always seems to get so much attention.

Every time there is a new picture of Kristen...

People immediately search to see if she is wearing the 'RING'

It's like its a barometer of her love for Robert.

OK.

Let's face it...

She does seemingly wear it 99.9% of the time.

The other .1% being simple logic.

So.

Kristen started wearing this ring after her birthday last year...

People have blown that bitch up...

studied the shit outta it...

and you know what?

It does look like it says R-O-B

And yes...

I love how that pisses people off.

I'm a bitch.

So what?

And honestly...

Why would you wear a ring...

given to you for your birthday

(simple deduction, really)

ALL the time...

that says ROB on it...

Hmmmm.

I suppose your guess is as good as mine.

Maybe.

Heh.

I love this.

I really really do.

Tome is where my heart is.

This post is brought to you by *?*

? Where is Kristen Stewart?

? Does she have puppy slobber on her shoes?

?Is Rob smiling that smile?

?Is London calling?

????

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Do You See What I See?

What is it about Rob and a skinny tie?

 Monday Monday

Can't trust that day.

Monday Monday

Sometimes it just turns out that way.

What's to talk about?

1. Well... more 'outtakes' of Rob were released.

And I'm either starting to really really hate the word outtake

or really really love it.

Because all the outtakes are usually much better than the

ones that they include in the magazines.

Sometimes words just aren't enough. Except these words. And these...

And man oh man...

A good picture of Robert Pattinson makes everything OK

Doesn't it?

Of course it does.

Look at him.

Don't you feel better?

Aren't you smiling?

Isn't everything wonderful?

YES!

2. Looks like Rob is going to be making COSMOPOLIS.

I love having yet another Robert movie to look forward to.

I love knowing that he is growing and moving past

all the Twilight/Edward stuff.

Although...

Robert's Edward will always own a piece of my heart.

Beautiful.

3. I watched "The Yellow Hankerchief " last night.

It was a nice movie.

Kristen was wonderful in it.

And it's always interesting to watch her without the

"Brown Bella Contacts" in...

How different she looks

More beautiful.

She really does have the most amazing eyes.

I liked the movie.

Pattinson. Robert Pattinson.

4. The Golden Globes are this coming Sunday.

Will Robert look like this?

Will he be all polished and shiny?

Probably.

The Globes are kinda a big deal.

And a bit of a party.

Drinking throughout the show...

And Ricky Gervais.

Will Kristen show up?

Makes you wonder.

If Kristen showed up with Robert...

what would be said then?

That she is just a clingy famewhore?

That it is just for PR?

Yes.

And Yes.

Because no matter if Kristen shows up on Sunday or not...

She will be bashed and trashed.

One of the many KISSES that have rocked the fandom.

5. Remember when this picture was finally released?

The controversy?

The debate?

The DRAMA?

SO many people just did NOT want to believe that Rob

was actually kissing Kristen.

People screamed MANIP!

And that picture was ripped apart to try and prove

that Robert's lips did not

in fact

kiss Kristen's cheek.

WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!

Another Kiss.

And another.

And kissing into 2011.

And all of these pictures were somehow not good enough.

Too dark.

Too blurry.

Too close.

Too far.

Too fake.

Too REAL.

Yet... they all show kissing.

Robert and Kristen

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 No...

We don't get a lot of public affection from Rob and Kristen.

And no doubt that's not going to change anytime soon.

But we have gotten glimpses into their relationship...

And the point is...

We KEEP getting these sorts of pictures.

They go back years.

And they KEEP happening.

So whether you want to believe it or not...

Even if you would rather act like it never happened...

It did.

And just a little over a week ago...

;)

6. And I know that people want to focus on insignificant moments...

But just look at all the rest.

When you look at Robert....

95% of the time...

He will be looking at Kristen.

And smiling BIG time.

And yes...

Kristen is awkwardly shy in public

and say what you will about the PCAs...

 she still looked gloriously happy.

And so did Robert.

Hobo Love.

7. I received a couple of interesting comments on my blog

the other day.

The first one was telling me that she feels sorry for my husband

because I'm SO obsessed.

Fascinating... don't you think?

That some stranger...

who I have no idea who she is.

(and I can tell you I have no clue if she is married or not

nor would I care enough to find out)

Who has never had a conversation with me..

Who has never had any sort of real interaction with me at all...

Can pass any sort of judgment on me?

Why does someone bother to not only read my blog

(probably every day)

But also feels the need to comment

here just to insult me?

I can guarantee that I have never felt the urge

to chase people around the internet to let them know how I feel.

My feelings are all right here.

That's good enough for me.

I don't bring it to you...

You have to come here and get it.

Remember that.

And then the person who comes onto my blog...

and tells me to change the title

or tells me that my 'true colors' are showing

just because I don't spend all day every day

swooning after Robert.

Oh please.

I do plenty of swooning about Rob.

Daily Swoon.

Swoons galore.

Endless swooning.

Either I'm TOO obsessed with Rob

or not obsessed enough!

What it comes down to is they don't like what

I have to say...

So they figure they should have a say in what I write.

Kinda like people think they should dictate how 

Rob and Kristen should behave in public...

Or what they do or say.

Again.

I don't go after you.

You come here.

Don't.

Simple.

This is how I feel about Rob and Tom...

I'm OK with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S* 

S for SEE

It's all there.

It really is.

Just seek...

and it shall be found.

It's real.

It's true.

If only you could see what I see...

You would know, too.

Bye for now

♥✩♥✩♥

Thanks to Natalie Dee.

Kristen and Rob (Pattinson, Kristen's Boyfriend)

I'm Falling in Love for the Last Time...

Well.

It has still been pretty quiet on the Rob/Kristen front.

We really haven't seen them together or separately in quite some time.

I don't even remember the last time I saw Kristen...

I miss her.

Anyway.

When it's quiet like this...

I can usually go to my email/DMs without much trepidation

I mean...

Outside of the little dramas here and there

Not much is going on.

So color me surprised at the amount of email I received

about Reese Witherspoon!

I know I covered an interview she gave in yesterday's post

But this...

Oh this is too good to pass up.

Let's open up my mailbox... shall we?

Remember names have been changed to protect the stupid.

Spelling has been corrected as well.... to protect us from the stupid.

The idiocy remains the same.

Oh... and I know this is all GRINCHY of me

for this time of year...

So put on your sarcasm glasses...

or stop reading right here.

Email #1

HAHAHAHAHA Stupid Sheep! Eat shit and choke on what Reese Witherspoon said in her E interview! She is totally making fun of you sheep! She brings up Brazil and being pregnant!  HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reese is a NONSENSE! She hates you! Reese is so much better than Stewl and you know it!

No Love - Nonsense and PROUD of it!

Email #2

Who's twirling now, Bitch? Reese Witherspoon put all you pathetic Sheep in their place! It's pretty obvious that Rob and Reese have talked about all the crazy he has to deal with, so Reese decided to stick up for him and call out the sheep! Too bad you won't see it for what it really is. Reese is a NONSENSE! Suck it.

- Pointing and Laughing

Email #3

Hi Rose! I just wanted to tell you how much I love your blog! I find it hilarious that you call out all those crazy foamers on a daily basis. Me and the girls at work always make a point of reading your blog on our break and we love how you always seem to know how we feel! Thanks so much for being in the direct line of foam for us. We love you!

- Honorary Roselanders

(Come on... I have to put in a good one, too!)

You So Crazy!

Oh my.

I'm not sure when it became a competition between Reese and Kristen?

I happen to like Reese a lot.

I thought her interview with E was pretty amusing.

So her making fun of the hoopla around Rob somehow 

equates to her bashing people who believe in Rob/Kristen?

And it somehow means that Reese 'knows' that

there is no real romance between Rob and Kristen?

How does that work again?

Oh right.

It doesn't.

Unless you have rabies.

Which I don't.

That would be the ones foaming at the mouth over... 

Well...

I'm not sure what.

You Believe... What???

Somehow the foamers lost what was left of their minds

when the interview with Reese where she said

"Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's Girlfriend) is really sweet, too."

Of course it was ALL LIES.

Because not only would that mean Reese thought Kristen was sweet...

But it also meant...

and this one breaks their foamy hearts...

that Kristen was indeed on the WFE set.

 Yeah.

So let's take the completely innocuous "E" interview

where Reese Witherspoon is joking about the

frenzy that surrounds her co-star 

and twist it into some sort of 'sheep' attack.

Because I'm SURE Robert confided in his co-star

about his personal life and decided to share

his feelings with her in hopes that she would come out

and defend him in future interviews.

Sure.

That makes perfect sense.

You're right.

REESE IS A NONSENSE!! SHE IS! PR! PR! *chokeFOAMchoke*

My thoughts?

Well...

That's what I do here after all.

1. USA TODAY is a respected Newspaper.

It's not a gossip rag.

No, they didn't throw in the

"Kristen is very sweet" line

because they are on Summits and/or Kristen's payroll.

Believe it or not...

People who have actually MET Kristen

have only nice things to say about her.

That includes Ms. Witherspoon.

Who met Kristen.

On the set of WFE.

You can interpret her 'E' interview any way you want to...

But her saying that Kristen is very sweet

doesn't need deciphering.

Pretty straightforward.

Heh.

2. Reese, Rob and Tom are all members of NONSENSE now.

Right.

Does believing that somehow make the foam...

less bitter?

Somewhere out there 

are a handful of lunatics

who actually believe that people read their rants

because they have any significance whatsoever.

As fucking if.

It would be because...

Crazy people are funny.

Crazy foaming is hilarious.

And watching the upcoming

FOAM EXPLOSION

will be entertaining as hell.

And believe me...

That will be some funny shit.

So by all means...

FOAM ON

and...

They. Actually. Think. Their. NONSENSE. Matters!

 "I'll Be Tome For Christmas"

This post was brought to you by the letters *B* and *F*

B for 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

and 

BITCHY!

 

I can't help it...

Sometimes it's just too easy to laugh

at other people's stupidity.

AND

F for FOAM (of course)

They keep trying to keep it contained.

But the foam is oozing out of all the cracks...

And there are a LOT of cracks.

A Lot.

It's gonna be messy!

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Falling in Love at the Movies.

So ECLIPSE was released on DVD today.

Did you run out and get your copy?

I didn't.

Oh... I have mine ordered...

But the whole 'midnight' release thing isn't my cup of tea...

Nor is going to Target on a Saturday morning.

I'm kinda lazy that way.

Yeah, I probably won't get my copy until Monday...

But I'm OK with that.

I've watched Eclipse so many times already

the only thing I'm anxiously waiting for is listening

to Robert and Kristen giggle and flirt 

and have inside jokes on the commentary.

Indeed.

It's kinda weird to see how much the characters have changed

since Twilight.

Especially Jacob... Thank God.

I guess outside of looking a bit older

Bella looks pretty much the same.

But Edward.

That first Edward...

That was the picture of Rob

where I KNEW that he was going to be close to *my* Edward.

It's still my favorite, I think.

I'm kinda grateful that I read the books before the movie came out.

And that I have a version of Edward in my head...

A version that I see whenever I read his words

Whenever I imagine him in my mind.

I like that he is mine...

and I don't have to share him with anyone.

Robert does come close though...

So very close.

Yes... We actually get PAID for doing this ;)

Just thinking about the movies makes me

realize how much my Twilight obsession has waned.

Twilight was ALL consuming for me.

I saw it 3 days (out of 5x) in a row in the theater.

I couldn't stop just STARING at Rob.

I watched it online almost everyday there for a while.

I KNOW!

I mean...

I couldn't get enough of it.

When it came to buying the DVD...

I ended up with three copies.

Of course some of the blame lies at Summit's feet for 

letting everyone and my grandmother have their own version.

Thinking back...

I'm sure it was the fact that Edward was going to be 

someone I could now watch... instead of just imagine

that made Twilight so intoxicating for me.

That the world that Stephenie Meyer created

would actually come to life.

It was endlessly fascinating to me.

My stomach does flip-flops just remembering how I felt.

I love you, Kristen... I mean Bella!

Then came New Moon.

Yes, I was still interested

(I always will be... let's face it)

I was eager to see Edward and Bella actually share

some real intimacy...

the one real complaint I have about Twilight.

But...

After seeing it the first time in the theater

(and this time it was only 3x)

I remember driving home and thinking...

that I felt differently about this movie.

That I didn't get that flip-flop in my stomach...

that it wasn't the same.

I don't care about any wig... you always look beautiful.

And finally Eclipse.

(Damn "E" key is still broken... I should do something about that)

Eclipse.

My favorite book of the series.

Edward and Bella

Bella and Edward.

And oh yeah... Jacob.

I love this movie.

I saw it 3x in the theater

and look...

I know 3x is nothing compared to the people 

who saw it a zillion times.

But 3x for me... is a lot.

There were a couple of scenes that bothered me

(Yes, the motorcycle scene was ridiculous)

It was good.

But still...

I think the bloom is off the 'rose'.

Heh.

Well... silly pun but true.

Once I knew how Edward would look onscreen...

Once I got to meet Bella 

and the Cullens...

And see Forks High School...

That anticipation was gone.

The flip-flop.

And of course we have been saturated with all things Twilight

for over 2 years now...

That might have a play in my feelings.

Who knows.

Needless to say

(and of course I'm going to say it anyway)

I still love and adore Robert Pattinson.

I'm still intoxicated with him.

Maybe just not Twilight as much.

I doe no.

(inside joke)

Of course I'll marry you!!!

So in parting...

A few thoughts.

1. Enjoy the hell outta Eclipse.

I look forward to getting my copy.

But I think I might just wallow in Twilight this weekend.

2. The best part of the movies to me?

A. Edward was brought to life.

B. Rob and Kristen fell in love.

3. Outside of the Eclipse release...

News has been painfully... absent.

Now I just sit and wonder

when Rob and Kristen will make their way to London

for the holidays.

It's been a while for Rob.

You know he needs to go back there.

You know he needs to be with Kristen.

I guess we shall see what happens... and when.

:)

I love you like Rob loves Kristen...

This post is brought to you by the letter *E*

E for ECLIPSE!

E for eeeeeeeeeeeee

Everytime I try to fix my broken 'e'.

I actually thought I did it...

But that sucker keeps popping off.

E for Edward

I love a fictional character.

Seems weird to even admit that...

But I do.

A lot.

And I will be forever grateful

because Edward brought me to Robert.

And I love him... too.

" Love Begins At Tome."

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Always Together

WFE will probably kill me.

Water For Elephants.

The 'first' still.

But I feel like we have seen this stuff before.

But no matter.

Robert is positively DREAMY in this movie.

(And doesn't Reese look stunning?)

I cannot wait to see it.

And that brings up another thing...

Why do I always feel like I am waiting for something?

Always waiting.

Yearning might even be a good word here.

Rob and a guitar. I guess this is just here to TEASE me...

So Robert showed up in an L.A. guitar shop.

Norman's Rare Guitars Facebook "Thanks Robert Pattinson for stopping by Norman's Rare Guitars on Saturday. Robert bought a Fender Stratocaster John English Master Built Zebrawood Guitar! Enjoy that amazing guitar!"

1. This is like the 3rd time he has been in this shop

buying a guitar.

You can never have enough guitars.

I have a brother who plays...

He's always thinking of his next purchase.

He has 9 so far.

Of course they are all different...

and of course he needs all of them.

The guitar Rob bought is gorgeous...

and you can see how happy it makes him.

Win/Fucking/Win

2. Oh wait.

So Robert WAS in Los Angeles over Thanksgiving weekend?

Heh.

Say no more.

;)

Awwww... So happy together :)

So more pictures of Rob and Kristen at this private function.

Yeah.

Private.

Yet here I am posting the pics

(You do remember the double edged sword discussion, I hope)

I don't know whose pictures they are...

I don't know where they even came from.

I just know that Rob and Kristen are in them...

 

I honestly can't imagine being at a table with Rob and not looking at him!

I'm posting it for a couple of reasons.

1. Rob and Kris look happy and comfortable

and completely together.

As always.

So much for the 'manip' bullshit.

2. People are whining that 

"Rob and Kristen aren't showing any PDA!!!

THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS, IF THAT!"

Yeah.

Cuz I know I'm ALL OVER my husband

when I'm at a wedding...

I dry hump him every chance I get.

(Please note Sarcasm)

Do you really expect them to be making out?

I actually find the pictures VERY typical of wedding photos.

A couple sitting at a table talking and laughing.

A couple posing with another couple...

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO AT WEDDINGS.

Just notice that in every picture released thus far

(and I cringe at the thought, but I'm sure there are more)

Rob is RIGHT NEXT to Kristen.

As always.

 

When did Tom get so sexy?

You might be asking me why I am posting this picture of Tom.

And I would say to you...

Good question.

No. I kid.

If you recall there was a picture of some autographs 

from Rob, Kristen and Taylor floating around yesterday.

So I was on Twitter

(where I happen to go sometimes)

And asked why we never see Tom's autograph?

I mean.

Look at that face.

So...

This nice person found this for me.

It was on some site that sells autographs.

But.

Um.

What the fuck, Tom?

It looks like 02 2

Oh shit

Another "Epic" date?

Bwahahahaha.

Sorry.

But truly.

Is that supposed to be a *T* and a *S*?

It's kinda confusing.

But.

Since you look kinda sexy hot in the picture...

I will let it go.

02 2

I like it.

Are you going to try and turn off the dome light again?

 I was going to do a 

"Foam of the Day"

But why rub salt in the foam?

It is what it fucking is.

And yeah...

I'm all kinds of smirking and twirling right now.

It's fun.

Twirly is so much more fun than Foamy.

They'll figure it out...

Sooner or later.

(Depending how advanced the rabies are)

“I long, as does every human being, to be at Tome wherever I find myself."

This post is brought to you by the letter *E*

E for Epic.

What is Epic for me...

Might not be Epic for you.

Relax.

It will be OK.

Promise.

Bye for now

♥♥♥