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| I'm Falling in Love for the Last Time... |
Well.
It has still been pretty quiet on the Rob/Kristen front.
We really haven't seen them together or separately in quite some time.
I don't even remember the last time I saw Kristen...
I miss her.
Anyway.
When it's quiet like this...
I can usually go to my email/DMs without much trepidation
I mean...
Outside of the little dramas here and there
Not much is going on.
So color me surprised at the amount of email I received
about Reese Witherspoon!
I know I covered an interview she gave in yesterday's post
But this...
Oh this is too good to pass up.
Let's open up my mailbox... shall we?
Remember names have been changed to protect the stupid.
Spelling has been corrected as well.... to protect us from the stupid.
The idiocy remains the same.
Oh... and I know this is all GRINCHY of me
for this time of year...
So put on your sarcasm glasses...
or stop reading right here.
Email #1
HAHAHAHAHA Stupid Sheep! Eat shit and choke on what Reese Witherspoon said in her E interview! She is totally making fun of you sheep! She brings up Brazil and being pregnant! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reese is a NONSENSE! She hates you! Reese is so much better than Stewl and you know it!
No Love - Nonsense and PROUD of it!
Email #2
Who's twirling now, Bitch? Reese Witherspoon put all you pathetic Sheep in their place! It's pretty obvious that Rob and Reese have talked about all the crazy he has to deal with, so Reese decided to stick up for him and call out the sheep! Too bad you won't see it for what it really is. Reese is a NONSENSE! Suck it.
- Pointing and Laughing
Email #3
Hi Rose! I just wanted to tell you how much I love your blog! I find it hilarious that you call out all those crazy foamers on a daily basis. Me and the girls at work always make a point of reading your blog on our break and we love how you always seem to know how we feel! Thanks so much for being in the direct line of foam for us. We love you!
- Honorary Roselanders
(Come on... I have to put in a good one, too!)
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| You So Crazy! |
Oh my.
I'm not sure when it became a competition between Reese and Kristen?
I happen to like Reese a lot.
I thought her interview with E was pretty amusing.
So her making fun of the hoopla around Rob somehow
equates to her bashing people who believe in Rob/Kristen?
And it somehow means that Reese 'knows' that
there is no real romance between Rob and Kristen?
How does that work again?
Oh right.
It doesn't.
Unless you have rabies.
Which I don't.
That would be the ones foaming at the mouth over...
Well...
I'm not sure what.
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| You Believe... What??? |
Somehow the foamers lost what was left of their minds
when the interview with Reese where she said
"Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's Girlfriend) is really sweet, too."
Of course it was ALL LIES.
Because not only would that mean Reese thought Kristen was sweet...
But it also meant...
and this one breaks their foamy hearts...
that Kristen was indeed on the WFE set.
Yeah.
So let's take the completely innocuous "E" interview
where Reese Witherspoon is joking about the
frenzy that surrounds her co-star
and twist it into some sort of 'sheep' attack.
Because I'm SURE Robert confided in his co-star
about his personal life and decided to share
his feelings with her in hopes that she would come out
and defend him in future interviews.
Sure.
That makes perfect sense.
You're right.
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| REESE IS A NONSENSE!! SHE IS! PR! PR! *chokeFOAMchoke* |
My thoughts?
Well...
That's what I do here after all.
1. USA TODAY is a respected Newspaper.
It's not a gossip rag.
No, they didn't throw in the
"Kristen is very sweet" line
because they are on Summits and/or Kristen's payroll.
Believe it or not...
People who have actually MET Kristen
have only nice things to say about her.
That includes Ms. Witherspoon.
Who met Kristen.
On the set of WFE.
You can interpret her 'E' interview any way you want to...
But her saying that Kristen is very sweet
doesn't need deciphering.
Pretty straightforward.
Heh.
2. Reese, Rob and Tom are all members of NONSENSE now.
Right.
Does believing that somehow make the foam...
less bitter?
Somewhere out there
are a handful of lunatics
who actually believe that people read their rants
because they have any significance whatsoever.
As fucking if.
It would be because...
Crazy people are funny.
Crazy foaming is hilarious.
And watching the upcoming
FOAM EXPLOSION
will be entertaining as hell.
And believe me...
That will be some funny shit.
So by all means...
FOAM ON
and...
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| They. Actually. Think. Their. NONSENSE. Matters! |
"I'll Be Tome For Christmas"
This post was brought to you by the letters *B* and *F*
B for
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and
BITCHY!
I can't help it...
Sometimes it's just too easy to laugh
at other people's stupidity.
AND
F for FOAM (of course)
They keep trying to keep it contained.
But the foam is oozing out of all the cracks...
And there are a LOT of cracks.
A Lot.
It's gonna be messy!
;)
Bye for now
♥♥♥
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