Rob and Kristen- Hot Time in the City

The Hills are alive... with the sound of Ninnies.

Random Thoughts.

1. Bwahahahahahahaha!

2. Oh dear.

The Ninnes over at Nonsense.com have decided

to permanently shut down their hate site.

OK.

So what?

Does anyone really care?

That forum has been irrelevant for a long time now.

Maybe they just finally figured it out...huh?

Did they finally realize how insignificant they had become?

How the very word Nonst*n has become the joke

of the fandom?

Maybe.

Doesn't really matter.

Not that it ever really did.

Not even close.

3. Robert.
Kristen.

Comic Con is coming soon.

Rob is done with Cosmopolis even sooner.

July really has been pretty fucking great, hasn't it?

I mean...

It was kinda a shame that Kristen was finally caught

in Toronto this time...

But I guess since it was her last visit...

She probably didn't care at that point.

I love how people say she just got to Toronto the day

she was papped on the Cosmopolis set.

Really?

We all saw her in the airport leaving on the 4th of July.

She was papped on July 8th?

So it took 4 days to get to Toronto?

Heh.

And yeah... then she just showed up to get her picture taken...

(and she clearly wanted it taken didn't she?)

And left the next day.
Heh.

Except she wasn't seen in the airport until July 10th.

Days later.

Another long flight to LA?

Heh.

Right. Right.

Makes perfect sense.

If you don't have any sense.

Put your head on my shoulder...

Not sure exactly what is up with Comic Con...

But seeing Rob and Kristen interact in public

is always a fascinating to watch.

The body language.

The looks.

The smiles.

Everything.

Fascinating.

Which brings me to...

Oh yes... Rob was watching out for Kristen.

4. I was watching old stuff on my DVR last night.

OK... I have quite a few of Rob's appearances.

OK... a lot.

But that's neither here nor there.

My favorites are always the ones where Rob and Kris

are together...

As I stated above... fascinating.

But the Kimmel show...

Where the above picture was taken from...

was especially sweet.

Like cavity sweet.

Come on... you all remember... right?

Taylor was talking about what they did in Australia...

Kristen was looking at him and started kinda being

all nervous and shaking and rocking a bit...

You see Rob notice...

You see Rob move his leg down to touch Kristen's...

(and it worked... she stopped)

You see Kristen look over at Rob

and silently acknowledge his effort.

I mean seriously.

I fucking love this.

I watched it in slow motion.

(no need to know how many damn times)

And just watching Robert try and take care of Kristen...

Oh.

My.

God.

You just get this sense that he is VERY protective of her.

That he wants to take care of her.

That he is always going to be there for her.

I love how Robert loves Kristen.

Watch it...

In slow motion

(on my DVR its like super slo-mo and so fucking sweet)

It's just one of the many reasons

I believe that they are together.

How in tune they are to each other.

Really.

Watch it.

Now.

Are Shaggy and Scrappy all drunk and cute? Why yes... I believe they are.

5. I think this is the first time I posted this picture

(I'm sure if I'm mistaken I will be quickly told so)

But I think its so incredibly cute seeing 

Tom and Kris and Rob (oh my)

look all blitzed and adorable.

This is a girl who obviously is pretty close

to Rob's best friend.

And you don't get close to someones best friend...

Unless you hang out with that someone

A lot.

You know what I mean?

We've seen other pictures where Tom was protecting her

from the paps

Or helping her get into a cab...

So they are seemingly good buddies.

And that's always helpful to get along with 

your boyfriends best friend.

Reserve water... shower together.

6. I'm guessing after Comic Con

we might hit a bit of a drought.

Kristen will be heading over to London to do SWATH.

When do you think Rob will head over to London?

Before Kristen?

Will he wait and fly over with her?

Is Bear making the trip?

(I have to think... all signs point to yes)

But I guess we shall just have to wait and see.

We do know one thing for sure...

Rob and Kristen always end up together.

Always.

So...

It's just a matter of time

No matter how it works out.

And you know what I really like about this?

Tom will be in London too

(if hes not working on a movie)

And I have to admit that I've missed 

Rob and Tom together

Being all Shaggy and Scrappy Do....

Because you know that if Rob doesn't have to shave

He won't.

Oh it will be a hot summer in London...

I look forward to it.

All for one...

and one for all.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for

Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Hey Hey Hey

Good Bye!

If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it... 

does anyone give a shit?

B for Beards.

I love them.

Big Bushy Beards.

Bye for now

Forever.

Rob and Kristen-- Twirling in Toronto

My love must be a kind of blind love... I can't see anyone but you.

So.

What the hell is going on?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Well...

OK

Maybe a little something.

The biggest debate right now is..

WHERE ARE ROB AND KRISTEN??

Good Grief.

Much ado about nothing.

Kristen was seen in Toronto.

Robert was seen in Toronto.

Does that mean they will never leave the city?

Does that mean they won't be flying in and out 

to take care of business?

People just like to fucking whine about something.

If it's not 

"HAHAHAHA ROSEE! KRISTEN ISN'T IN TORONTO

AND SHE WON'T BE THERE FOR ROB'S BIRTHDAY!"

it's...

"OH MY GOD! TELL ME KRISTEN IS IN TORONTO!!

PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE!"

Yeah. Please.

So what if there aren't any pictures of Kristen.

How many are there of Rob?

One blurry airport pic?

People like to get all worked up over insignificant details.

The FACT (yes its a fact) remains...

Robert and Kristen

are together.

As in a couple.

As in no matter where one goes...

Even if they go somewhere alone

The other will soon follow.

It's always been that way.

Are the stars out tonight? I don't know if it's cloudy or bright. I only have eyes for you, dear.

Oh sure...

There have been numerous tweets claiming to have seen

Kristen and Bear.

Rob and Bear.

Rob and Kristen and Bear.

Rob and Kristen making out...

But you know how that goes.

People just like to tweet shit for attention.

Are any of them true?

Who knows.

Does it really matter?

I will guarantee you one thing.

(Money back guarantee)

Rob and Kristen were/are in Toronto.

with Bear.

And quite possibly Jella.

(Because it's going to be a few months... you know?)

And even if they fly to L.A. for whatever reason...

They will return to Toronto.

And be TOGETHER.

The moon may be high, But I can't see a thing in the sky... 'Cause I only have eyes for you.

So dismiss the tweets if need be...

Cling to the hope that Kristen isn't with Robert.

And you know...

It's always cool to make up lame stories

to try and bolster your 'side' of things.

Oh because you know what?

This friend of mine...

Who lives in Toronto of all places!!!

Who I haven't talked to in a year or so...

but just so happened to call me up to tell me...

OMG you will die!

He told me he saw my favorite vampire in the park

walking Bear!

Can you believe it??

And you know the BEST PART??

Kristen was all over his ass!

Holding hands.

Stopping to kiss passionately every few steps.

(Bear was jumping on Kristen's leg trying to stop them

it was sooooo adorable!)

OMG can't you just die?

Imagine my friend calling me out of the blue

JUST to tell me that Rob and Kristen were walking a dog!

Yeah.

OK.

You know what I mean.

Crazy shit is.. well... crazy shit.

I don't know if we're in a garden... Or on a crowded avenue.

Rob's birthday is on Friday.

Friday the 13th.

Not really scary.

I had read somewhere that Rob said he had to work

on his birthday...

Is that true or is that a deflection?

Again...

Doesn't matter.

He will have Kristen (and Bear) with him 

to celebrate.

Whether we 'see' it or not.

There isn't always a camera around to document

every significant event in Rob and Kristen's life.

Believe me.

;)

Remember not too long ago

The Foamers were extra foamy about Rob 

not being with Kristen on her birthday.

Wrong.

Again.

You gotta wonder how much it sucks

to be WRONG about Rob and Kristen

so fucking much.

Like on EVERY possible level.

WRONG.

Conspiracy theories.

Exit strategies.

Break ups.

Secret lovers.

Mysterious blondes.

Heh.

Sucks to Foam.

(It's better to Twirl!)

You are here, so am I... Maybe millions of people go by.
But they all disappear from view.
And I only have eyes for you.

Final thoughts.

1. Rob and Kristen are TOGETHER.

I don't need anyone to tell me what is right in front of my eyes.

I don't need placating...

I don't need reassurance.

It's all right there.

I believed something was going on during the days of Twilight

way before there even was a "Robsten"

NOTHING.

NOTHING has changed my mind since.

2. Wheres Tom Sturridge?

His play is done.

Is he still in London?

Is he still drinking coffee with Sienna?

Where oh where can you be?

I miss his face.

Just Because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *C*

C for Crazy.

There are a lot of scary crazy people in this fandom...

But one takes the cake.

One stands alone.

And guess which side she's on?

Exactly.

C for Cute!

How cute is Tom Sturridge?

Sexy Cute.

C for CALM down.

I hate the sides of the fandom that goes nuts over

every little thing.

BOTH sides.

The haters who just gotta hate

Who aren't really Rob fans anymore...

Just concerned with hating a 21 year old girl.

OBSESSED with hating her.

And the needy shippers.

Who need CONSTANT reassurance that 

Rob and Kristen are OK.

Stop it.

Nothing you say or do is going to affect

what Rob or Kristen do in their relationship.

Badgering people to agree with you.

Badgering people who say things that you don't like.

Badgering anyone who has a different opinion.

It doesn't matter.

Rob and Kristen will continue to live their lives...

Regardless of what you or I think.

So Relax.

It's ALL good.

Really.

Bye for now

Robert and Kristen- Love at First Sight?

It's pretty quiet in the Twi-World at the moment.

That's a good thing...

(or IS it?)

I'm not sure.

It does seem to always get really calm

before something BIG happens.

Hmmm...

*wink wink nudge nudge*

Robert on the set of "Water for Elephants"

Lots of hearts aflutter over these pictures.

I'm not sure if its how Rob looks...

Or if it's just because it's Robert.

Or a combination of the two.

He looks WONDERFUL.

The shorter hair makes him look younger somehow...

Boyish

He could actually pass for 17 here...

Whereas he seems older in the Twilight movies

where he is supposed to be frozen at 17...

Maybe Edward needs to keep this haircut?

I just love to see him SMILE.

Happy Rob makes me so happy.

Dirty, sweaty, sexy Robert.

There aren't a lot of people who would 

be appealing like that.

There was a link to all these Twilight pics on Twitter

So it made me all nostalgic for Twilight.

I was particularly attracted to the deleted scenes

for some reason...

Like this one where Edward attacks Bella in class.

Fascinating where Rob's hand is...

He is REALLY in character here...

*giggle*

But to be honest..

The scenes I really liked were the ones

where Edward and Bella are walking outside...

Talking about her 'number being up'

Edward pulls Bella down to the ground...

and she says...

"Wanna taste?"

(Remember... at the first Comic Con

Kristen said this was one of her favorite scenes)

And Rob just intensely stares at Kristen...

And Kristen proceeds to stick her finger in his mouth...

Rob obviously bites her...

Kristen obviously reacts...

Very intimate moment...

And what does Kristen do when she pulls her finger

out of his mouth?

She puts the finger in her mouth...

and sucks on it.

Um...

Now you may say that they were only 'acting'

But Kristen made it pretty clear that they

were just improvising here...

(I doubt Edward could 'taste' Bella)

But to take her finger out of his mouth...

immediately into hers?

Hello INTIMACY

There were a lot of spontaneous 

unguarded moments like this on set...

in interviews...

that we got to see back then.

Moments of two people...

Falling for each other.

I think I need to go watch Twilight.

In closing...

1. I don't even have anything to say about

"That pack of mutts"

(as Alice says...)

I feel a kinda pity for them now.

It's strange.

They are so angry and bitter...

snapping and biting at anything 

They are so SO desperate...

 I feel sorry for them.

But I'm sure this will pass...

Hahaha!

2. Kristen and Taylor are going to Korea

and Australia next month

for promo for Eclipse.

No Robert.

He's too busy with WFE to leave

for extended lengths of time...

So most of his stuff will be West Coast.

I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities

for Rob and Kristen to be

Together.

I mean... on camera.

We already know they are off camera

Heh.

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Pack of Hyenas Chasing Robsten!

I have a lot to say today.

I've been thinking about how to say it.

In all honesty...

I'm embarrassed to be a Rob/Kristen fan right now.

I'm not sure why people feel the need 

to make this shit PERSONAL.

Seriously.

What is wrong with you?

This is how I picture some "Nonstens"

But I hesitate using that word...

Because I know a lot of people who don't believe

or care about Robert/Kristen being in a relationship...

And I happen to like these people.

Even if our opinions aren't the same...

we are sane, rational people.

Let's call them what they are...

HYENAS

A pack of ravenous, scavengers

foaming at the mouth...

Barking and snarling

over something that has NOTHING 

to do with them.

About someone they don't even know.

Now, I only know what I have read online...

Legal issues. Court documents.

Why do the hyenas get such glee from this?

Well...

Mostly its because they don't like what she has to say.

They don't believe her...

Yet.

They follow her on Twitter.

Keep track of her blogs/journals

And dedicate page after page

after page after page

After page

of attacks on this one person.

If you don't believe someone...

Then don't.

Why is it a personal insult to you

what she has to say?

What do you care if there were leaked pictures?

Do you have stock in Summit?

Were you the photographer?

Where is the outrage at all the previous 'leaks'?

People who gladly ate up all the pics from

Harpers Bazaar, Vanity Fair, Details...

Somehow got all offended at the Eclipse pictures.

Fascinating.

It's not the What.

It's the Who.

I don't know the details of this issue.

I'm not a lawyer.

But most of all...

It's none of my business.

But for some reason the Hyenas

are under the illusion that if this person

gets into trouble...

That all of a sudden Robert/Kristen will cease 

to be a couple.

That the whole relationship is based

on what she has twittered or written.

Um. That would be a NO.

 

Sorry Hyenas.

You need to find another carcass to gnaw on.

Leaked pictures has nothing to do with 

Robert or Kristen.

And seriously...

Do you think they are even aware of this kind of bullshit?

Really?

Yeah... Like they give a shit about gossip and innuendo.

Because you know that's all it is.

At least you should know.

It's the fucking internet.

You can say ANYTHING here.

Whether or not someone believes it...

Well..

That's up to them.

 

Up until a couple of months ago...

 I had no idea who the person in question was.

A friend told me about her...

So I read what she had to say.

Does she influence my thoughts? My opinions?

No.

I take EVERY fucking thing with a grain of salt.

BIG FUCKING GRAIN.

But she BELIEVES

And so do I.

So we agreed on common ground.

But let me tell you this.

I started this blog approx 1 month before

Twilight came out in theaters.

My ROBsession was about 3 months old at that point...

But even then...

I believed in Rob/Kristen.

Excerpt from Oct 28, 2008

Title of Post: Chemistry.

 

"I wanted to talk about chemistry. As in on screen chemistry. As in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. They have it. And better yet, they have it off screen as well. I think it is so obvious that there was a little sumthin sumthin going on between these two...beyond Edward and Bella. I have watched all the videos of the two of them...and they are just so INTIMATE with each other. The way they look at one another...the way Kristen touches Roberts face (and that, my friends, is intimate), the way they couldn't keep their eyes off of each other at Comic Con...their body language on and off screen. But especially off screen, because they are always touching...always close.

Now, I know that they are supposed to be dating other people or whatever. But there is definitely something there. I don't care what anyone says. And if they get right back into making "New Moon" (oh please Lord) they will get right back into their chemistry."

And this a few days later.

October 31, 2008

No title.

"And then the "Empire Magazine Shoot"...OH MY GOD. That is one of my favorite videos thus far. Watching Robert stare at Kristen...watching Kristen steal a glance at Robert (and honestly, who can blame her for wanting to stare at him?). The sexual tension... the CHEMISTRY between them is so obvious. Yes, I saw Kristens BF get out of the car with her in Rome...but seriously...does he even stand a chance? Nope. After watching how Robert and Kristen interact with each other...looking for each other...watching for each other...feeling obvious comfort being next to each other...I say its only a matter of time. In almost every picture that they took together...she leaned into him. So intimate. Sometimes I forget how very young Kristen really is. She is only 18. But she seems mature beyond that...You can tell how uncomfortable doing interviews is for her, because she has a hard time verbalizing what she wants to say. She makes faces...stammers...looks to Rob..."

Just goes to show you how long 

I've been a believer in Robert/Kristen.

This was before there even was a "Robsten"

Or "Nonsten"

Or any other associated bullshit.

I don't need someone to tell me what

is right in front of my eyes.

I can see.

I make my own opinions.

And nothing has swayed my opinion

since Oct 2008.

So if the Hyenas want to gloat over

someone being in trouble...

Just because they don't like to hear

what she has to say...

Then that is beyond disturbing.

It has nothing to do with you.

And it has nothing to do with Robert/Kristen

or whether or not they are dating or not.

Nothing has changed.

 

It shouldn't be personal.

It's just opinion.

You do.

You don't.

Whatthefuckever.

It shouldn't be personal.

Don't act all self-righteous now...

It's too late for the dutiful indignation.

It's obvious why you are drooling and circling...

And it's pathetic.

You've gone too far.

Hyena: Applied to cruel, treacherous, 

and greedy persons since at least 1670s.

So keep doing what Hyenas do.

Ripping. Shredding. Attacking.

Enjoy your meal.

Although I'm sure it still tastes bitter.

;)

Bye for now.

D38- Adoring Kristen. Rob Makes Me FUBAR.

Day 38 of loving Kristen.
And yesterday was a good day.
Kristen/Rob and the cast were answering questions
and doing interviews.
And Kristen... well...
Kristen was fucking awesome.
She was articulate... charming...
and she was funny and cute.
EXCELLENT!
I loved seeing her being more secure
with her 'public' self.
Seeing her handle what was given to her...
with class and humor.
And no... I don't even want to go into
whether or not she 'divulged' any R**ST*N clues...
Because it doesn't matter.
Whatever she says...
It will be twisted and bent
to fit the POV of whoever repeats it.
People say they wish Rob and Kristen
would just 'come out with it already'
Like that would stop any of the bickering
and backstabbing and delusion?
No.
Not even.

I don't even know what to say anymore.
Every damn picture of him.
EVERY DAMN ONE...
is so incredibly beautiful.
I love him.
I do.
I know he's not perfect...
(he is a man, after all.. heh)
But all the other amazing qualities
that Rob brings to the table...
Makes it easy to overlook any flaw
And he was so cute and adorable
in his interviews...
Laughing... being silly....
And making me smile...
and love him.
Always.

I think Twitter is some form of the devil.
Or some kind of drug...
I can't seem to quit it.
The Rob/Twilight news is so IMMEDIATE
and its such a quick fix...
And its so hard to step away from.
If you go to the bathroom...
You can miss hundreds of pictures and videos...
It's wonderful.
It's horrible.
Even when I shut down the laptop...
I will pull out my cell...
and take a peek at whats going on.
So tell me...
WTF is the point of even closing down the computer?
No point.
Doesn't do any good.

It's all about the ROB.
Gotta have the ROB.
NEED the ROB.
WANT the ROB.
GIMME THE ROB!!!

Well... maybe the point is...
I'm F.U.B.A.R.
FUCKED
UP
BEYOND
ALL
RECOGNITION.

That's about right.

Bye for now.

The Trouble With Robert Pattinson

I'm in trouble.
Big Trouble.
That starts with T
And that rhymes with P
and that stands for Pattinson.
Yeah.
Big fucking trouble.

I think I've been fooling myself.
I mean...
Like trying to convince myself that
my feelings...
my devotion...
my... LOVE
For Rob was all under control.
Guess what?
It's not.
Not even close.

I was talking to husband last night...
Let's call him B from now on.
He's the one who's about my height (I'm 5'9")
He's the guy who shaves his head...
He's the father of my 2 incredible children.
He's the man who provides and cares for his family.

So last night...
He came up behind me and gave me this huge hug.
I asked him what brought that on?
He told me he likes to hug me...
Because... "I Love You"
and "You look pretty damn good to me"

And as he walked away from me...
You know what I did?
Do you even WANT to know?
I closed my eyes...
And Rob was there.
Standing in front of me...
He's the one who is taller than me (6'1")
He's the one who has incredible sexy thick hair...
He's the guy who embodies everything I love about a man.
Everyfuckingthing.

Except he's not B.
And he will never love me the way B does.

So why do I see Rob when I close my eyes?

Why does my heart ache when I look at him?

Why does he haunt my dreams...

even when I'm not sleeping?

Oh hell.
I'm in trouble.
That starts with T
And that rhymes with P

And that means

I'm totally phucked.

Bye for now ♥

12 Months of Robert Pattinson

So...
It's been like a year since I started this blog.
I went back and looked at some of my earlier posts...
I noticed a few things.

1. In the beginning I really didn't understand
my obsession with Robert.
I did realize that it started with Edward...
But I couldn't get a grip on it.

2. My October 28, 2008 post...
I talked about Robsten.
No, I didn't use the word...
But I went on and on
about on/off screen chemistry
between Rob and Kristen...
I was fascinated by the two of them...
Together.
Still am.
:)

3. I didn't swear.
Can you fucking believe it?
I was like...
all nice and shit.
Fucking A.
I guess maybe I was worried
that I would offend someone
if I fucking called the bullshit
like I see it.

Now? Not so much.

4. Going back through old posts
made me realize how much I have
repeated thoughts...
and even titles.
Kinda lame...
But shit...
A year devoted to one guy...
I'm bound to repeat my thoughts.
I mean...
I fucking have them all the time.

5. It's been almost a year of ROBsessed.
The blog that started it all for me.
I remember when G just opened it...
There were like 10 followers.
Now it's turned into this huge thing...
A Rob destination.
But I will always fondly remember
when it was just a few of us.
Thanks G... I love you.

6. And with ROBsessed...
came the RKs.
A wonderful group of women...
Strong, witty and brave...
They always make me think.
Sometimes they make me mad...
And they continually make me laugh.
I'm lucky to be counted among them.

7. Twitter.
I'm fairly new to Twitter...
But I've met some incredibly cool people there.
They think like me...
Or we share a wicked sense of humor...
Or some just say 'Hi'
when I need a smile.

Rob news fucking flies there...

It happens fast... and it happens NOW.
I can see it becoming another addiction.

Great.

Just what I fucking need.

8. Last but not least...
What have I learned in my
12 months of adoration and devotion to
Robert Pattinson?
Sadly... not much.
I'm still pretty much in the same place
when it comes to understanding
the WHY of my feelings for Rob.
Which means...
I don't get it.
Still.
My overpowering affection
for Robert still doesn't make sense to me.
And although I do have wonderful people
in my Twilight/Rob bubble
To help me get through
all the angst and anxiety
that Robert seems to cause for me...
I'm just as clueless in 2009...
As I was in 2008.

Isn't it a pity?

Bye for now♥