Rob Loves Kristen Loves Rob

Oh my.

So many thoughts.

So very many.

Let us begin.

1. YES! Rob and Kristen arrived back in Vancouver yesterday!

WOOfuckingHOO!

We got to see Rob and Kristen (kinda)

But.

They got stalked, chased and harassed.

So not cool.

For months now... Rob and Kristen have been

in and out of airports with nary a sighting.

Unfortunately, the Paps were lying in wait

(kinda like Hyenas)

Because they knew the cast was coming.

Oh well.

2. A few pictures of Robert WALKING!!

You know what that means.. right?

Of course you do.

I'm in heaven.

NOTHING is better than watching that man walk.

It just hypnotizes me.

Damn.

3. And.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

There is only one brief pic of Kristen

and a zillion of Rob!

THE END IS NEAR!!!

Silly mutts.

Foaming about Kristen again.

Scratch that.

Not again.

It's a continual FOAMING.

They never stop.

Bitter, vile foam.

Does it taste good?

See...

Here's the thing.

She runs and he gets papped...

that's not hard to figure out, is it?

if they walk together the assholes make money.

Simple.

They aren't going to walk together.

Robert isn't going to rush to 'protect' her.

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT.

Kristen has a big burly bodyguard for that.

They purposely stayed apart so they wouldn't be

able to get a shot of them in the same frame.

Kristen gets into the car...

Rob walks through the airport...

They leave her alone.

THAT is taking care of Kristen.

I want my MTV.

4. Nice Jacket.

Rob is SO cute.

Hmmm...

Though the jacket looks a bit...snug on him.

I wonder if my hypothetical friend was right?

That the jacket belongs to a member of the Stewart family.

Interesting thought.

I like it though.

Very retro.

Very Robert.

5. I think some gossip site talked about

Rob and Kristen as 'co-stars'

and for some reason...

That really brought out the foaming.

"SEE?? HE CALLED THEM CO-STARS!!!
THE END IS NEAR!!"

JFC

Hate to break it to you...

But.

They ARE Co-stars.

And what happens when every other media source

calls them an 'on and off screen' couple?

What do you do then?

HOWL at the moon in agony?

Choke on your bitter foam?

 Deny and Lie.

That's what you do best.

Notice Rob's bodyguard in the background? Waiting until she is out of frame?

6. Speaking of lies.

Wow.

So I was kinda waiting for the rabid attack.

I mean...

I did kinda mention someone in passing.

But see...

When Hyenas don't like what you have to say

They make it PERSONAL.

It's what they do.

They whine and whimper if someone pokes fun at them...

'how dare you make fun of my picture!'

But have no qualms about bringing someone kids into play.

Classy.

I remember not too long ago when someone made

horrific comments about a Nonst*n's children.

It was disgusting.

I never understood why someone would stoop that low

when it comes to whether or not you agree

on if Rob and Kristen are together.

Really?

What do anyones kids have to do with anything?

Why bring them into this argument?

How low can you go?

Obviously pretty damn low.

The only reason I'm even dignifying this with any type of response

is because my children were brought in to it...

and this isn't the first time they have sought to hurt me

by attacking my children.

And why?

Did I attack them personally?

Did I bring up their families?

All I did was give MY opinion on their opinion.

All I did was disagree with them.

Desperate Lies are DESPERATE.

 

I have NEVER said I loved Robert more than my family.

You can twist my words all you want...

but fucking leave my children OUT of your filthy mouth.

They aren't involved in this bullshit.

Call me all the names you want.

I give a shit.

But stay the fuck away from my kids.

 

I love Shaggy and Scrappy Do.

 

Sorry.

This is what happens when people lie and bring my kids into their lies.

I get a bit protective.

Let's recap.

Rob and Kristen got to Vancouver.

Rob didn't walk with Kristen.

The End is near.

They took separate cars

The End is near.

Someone called them co-stars

The End is near.

Rob wore a MTV jacket.

The End is near.

Taylor traveled with them (where was he?)

The End is near.

They went to a hotel.

The End is near.

They wore sunglasses.

The End is near.

They didn't smile.

The End is near.

Gnaw on this.

Rob and Kristen didn't go to separate hotels.

AND

if you think they are staying at a hotel for the duration

of this shoot...

The rabies are more advanced than I realized.

It looks like Kristen had on a NEW necklace yesterday...

Valentines present perhaps?

(The day that Rob and Kristen spent TOGETHER)

Wonder what kind of significant meaning this one has.

I imagine Robert to be incredibly sweet and romantic...

Heh.

Keep howling about your 'exit strategy'

and then keep falling back on your lame excuses

every time Rob and Kristen show up somewhere else together.

"PR! PR!"

You can hang on to that at least until 2013!

That's quite an EXIT strategy.

 

*cue maniacal laughter*

This post is brought to you by the letters *P* and *S*

P for Personal.

For people who claim to not 'care'

they go above and beyond to attack someone.

You always bark about it not being that serious...

Yet... that's exactly where you take it.

Thanks for showing everyone exactly

why you are Hyenas.

S for Sorry.

I'm sorry if I ranted a bit today.

Everyone has their limits...

Mine is when someone has the fucking nerve

to lie and bring my kids into it.

 

 S for

Rob and Kristen are SO together.

SO in love.

SO happy.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Working For The Weekend

*Warning*

I'm bored... and kinda bitchy...

So read at your own risk.

;)

Random Thoughts.

1. Rob's last day with WFE.

Some people are all sad and stuff...

But

The boy needs some time off

You know what I mean?

All work...

No Kristen...

Makes Robert a sad boy.

OK.

We all know that Rob is going to be at the TCA's

this coming weekend.

Still no confirmation about Kristen...

Then what?

Will Rob go to London for his Mum's birthday?

Will Rob go to Montreal?

Well... I think he might do both.

First Montreal... then London?

London then Montreal?

It's no secret that Rob needs London.

He can relax there...

He can do 'normal' things without being hounded

relentlessly by the paps.

Will he spend an extended amount of time there

before BD starts production?

Will Kristen join him?

I have no doubt that no matter where they end up...

It will be

TOGETHER.

2. Denials.

Yeah, I've talked about this before...

No doubt it will come up again.

And while it might not be very nice of me to poke

fun at rabies infected scavengers...

Sometimes you do what you gotta do.

"Why don't the *sheep* just take Rob and Kristen at their own word?

They keep saying they are 'just friends' but they don't want to listen"

Yes.

Rob and Kristen have described the other as

Good Friend.

Best Friend.

Close Friend.

But you have to go back to Twilight promotion

to come up with 'JUST' friends.

They haven't said JUST friends in well over a year...

when they were, in fact...

JUST friends.

Kristen was dating Oregano at the time.

But since then?

There is no JUST

And what a difference that one word makes... yes?

"We are friends"

"We are JUST friends."

Yes.

Rob and Kristen admit they are close friends.

They won't give you any more than that.

But they aren't giving you any less either...

JUST Bullshit.

3. Kristen started filming "On The Road" this week.

It makes the whole TCA thing 'iffy'

I would love for her to show up in California this weekend.

I would love to be able to see

Robert and Kristen

Together.

But needless to say...

She IS working.

So I guess we shall wait and see.

It doesn't really matter if she gets to the TCA's though...

Because she will be with Robert sooner or later.

Hopefully sooner.

4. The Hyenas are already chasing their tails.

They are trying like hell to rationalize why

Robert would go to Montreal.

"Summit is worried that Rob/Kristen haven't been seen 

together in a while, so they are probably making Rob

go to get their picture taken together-

PR PR PR PR PR!!!"

"Big deal if he goes to Montreal!

I go to Montreal ALL THE TIME!!

It doesn't mean anything!"

"I will lose all respect for Rob if he shows up

in Montreal. Just go home to London!"

Not IF... WHEN.

Because sometime in the next couple of weeks...

Rob and Kristen will have a reunion.

And it won't have anything to do with 'PR'

A part of me hopes that they keep it from the public...

(Let's face it, Kristen knows how to hide...

and she's better at it than Robert)

But I will be honest and say...

I hope that a picture of Rob in a Montreal airport

or Kristen on a London street...

DOES show up.

Why?

Because the FOAM SHOW will be phenomenal.

Is that wrong?

No...

But they are.

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If you're sitting comfortably then let me begin.
I want to tell you a tale about the mess that I'm in.
And it all starts with a girl.
And shes breaking up my whole world.

Shes got these big green eyes, and they're as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin' the room.
I would kill just to be her man,
but she's too cool to give a damn.

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.

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This post was brought to you by the letters *P* and *R*

for

Pronounced

Rabies

And a little

*PUSH*

and

*TipToe Twirling*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

P.S. Yes... this post was all about YOU!

*wink wink nudge nudge*

You Might Be a Hyena...

 *From @CalliopeBlabs *

...IF you actually think there was a picture of Rob and Sam at a pool party.
And you spend time going over every pixel in hopes of proving that Rob was with another girl. And fail to realize that even IF (and that's a monstrous IF) Rob was in fact at a pool party, hanging out with friends... there is NOTHING wrong with that!

... IF pictures where Kristen and Robert are touching...

Or Robert and Kristen are  K-I-S-S-I-N-G make you so ANGRY! ;)

... IF you whimper that this picture was staged, or that somehow Kristen isn't holding onto Rob's hand.. and ignore how gloriously happy Rob looks.

...IF you can't admit that Rob and Kristen are doing more than trying to 'hear each other' at a concert. Unless of course they were lip reading... with each others lips.

...IF you don't think Kristen is playing footsie with Rob under the table... and IF you say "so what they are just having a meal with FRIENDS" completely ignoring the fact that they were together the NIGHT BEFORE.

... IF you can't admit that Kristen spent New Years Eve with Robert... and then when she turns up with him you act like Kristen had nowhere else to go. You whine that Kristen has no friends, or that she is clinging to Rob... just because Robert and Kristen want to be together.

...  IF the only 2 letters of the alphabet you seem to know are P and R. With obviously NO knowledge what they stand for or what they mean. You throw out PR for everything in hopes of trying to explain why Robert and Kristen are together so much.
Oh... and it makes you angry.

... IF you saw all the pictures of Rob and Kristen during the Eclipse junket and got upset...

And IF... you completely ignored how close they seem to be with each other ALL the time... And the way Robert only has eyes for Kristen...

... And IF you kept trying to rationalize why Robert hung around Kristen at the after party... or at a concert, or out to dinner... or all the time...
 And you keep screaming PR! PR! While foaming at the mouth...

...IF you think Rob and Kristen look miserable around each other... (Really????)

...IF you think there is no intimacy and closeness in this picture...

...IF you scoff at the significance of this necklace, yet you over analyze it to death, and always hope she isn't wearing it anymore.

...IF you don't think Kristen is naturally beautiful and go out of your way to call her ugly... constantly hate on her and her clothes, her hair, her face, the way she stands, the way she smiles, the way she talks... well the fact that she exists. Period.

 ...IF you think Kristen has been somehow carrying on a secret relationship with Oregano, all this time... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

... IF you honestly believe that Robert or Kristen would let Summit control their relationship, or forgo any type of relationship, for over 4 years... for a movie... or a paycheck.

...IF you constantly cling to Robert's attempts to deflect questions about his relationship with Kristen as DENIALS. Saying you are 'good friends' with someone isn't a denial.  
Why would they choose not to discuss something... that didn't exist? 
Exactly.

...IF you think just because Robert and Kristen aren't in the same city... they aren't together. Or for some reason they aren't able to get together in the future.
And just because they are working on a movie, they are automatically hooking up with everyone of the opposite sex.

...IF you actually believe Kristen spent 14 hours on a plane to Budapest for PR. And that she only went over there to get her picture taken with Rob in an airport. And that she immediately got on a plane back to L.A. as soon as possible.

You might be a HYENA if you look like this everytime a new picture of Rob and Kristen together comes out. And you have fleas and an advanced case of Rabies. And you hate on a 20 year old girl because you are JEALOUS of her relationship with Robert. And you hate on Rob because he doesn't do and say what you think he should. And you make a board for the soul purpose of hating Kristen. And you smell like a dog. And you act like you don't care what anyone else thinks, but your bitter foam is all over other forums and blogs. And you make shit personal because you don't like what someone has to say. And you lie about people, you make shit up and you delude yourself into thinking that people actually CARE about what you have to say... when the only reason anyone knows you exist is because they want to see how CRAZY works.

"Does it feel weird to do sexual scenes with such a close friend?"


"NO... *WE* DO IT ALL THE TIME"


It is what it fucking is.


This post was brought to you by the letters P and R 
and a *skip* and a *twirl*


Bye for now
♥♥♥

'You'll always be my Kristen'

 I sit here with a big smile on my face.

Again.

Can't help it.

There is something in the air...

Something GOOD.

Something HAPPY.

It's a great feeling.

There really hasn't been much about Robert

in the news lately.

I suppose he is busy with WFE...

But we haven't even seen set pics in a while.

So...

That brings me to other things being talked about

in the Twilight Zone.

 Awww... Shorty Spice is kinda cute.

I just wanted to start this with saying...

I don't hate the guy.

I'm sure he's very nice.

But for some reason...

Hyenas People can't seem to let him go.

They are clinging to this poor little spice

like their lives depend on it.

Some people seem to think that little O

is still in a relationship with Kristen.

Really?

"I've heard that Kristen and Michael are still together

but they are keeping it quiet because of PR"

Well..

Of course they are!

PR is the answer to EVERYTHING!

Someone even tweeted that she knew 

FOR A FACT

That Oregano was in fact the 'deliciously handsome'

guy in Kristen's ipod picture.

(Bwahahahaha... sorry... that is STILL funny)

And she knew FOR A FACT

that they were still together but keeping it quiet.

WOW.

So there are pictures galore of Robert and Kristen...

Concerts, hotels, airports, and limos...

Budapest, London, IOW, NYC

But THEY are not together.

No... of course not.

There isn't any pictures of Oregano near Kristen...

With the exception of some blurry pic

of the back of two peoples heads...

And that is all you need?

That's it?

BAM! They are Together!

Does anyone else smell the desperation?

And why does it smell like wet Hyena dog?

A Pic released from Jimmy Kimmel.

(obviously)

And OH MY!!!

The way people were reading this photo.

Good Fucking Grief.

She's leaning into him.

He's leaning into her.

OH NO she has her hands on both of their knees!

Blah Blah Blah.

Seriously... all 4 of them look uncomfortable to me.

They are sitting on rocks...

All squished together.

Jimmy looks like he is ready to jump up

and get the hell outta there.

Wow.

Kristen in Rome.

Just WOW.

That's quite a dress.

She looks gorgeous.

And her face looks flawless.

What a face.

And Kristen in Berlin.

Again.

I love seeing what she will wear.

I can't tell you how much this surprises me...

Because I'm a t-shirt and jeans kinda gal

But I find myself looking forward to seeing

what Kristen will have on in her next public appearance.

She hits it out of the park almost every time.

That brings us to....

*cue dramatic music*

THE NECKLACE!

With the exception of one or two times...

She hasn't been seen without it.

I brought it up in passing in yesterdays post...

And man oh man...

Some Hyenas people went crazy!

"She had it BEFORE Budapest!"

"Michael gave it to her!"

"It doesn't mean a thing, I buy myself

jewelery ALL the time"

That's just a small sampling of the hysteria

that surrounds something as simple as a necklace.

I was told days before Kristen wore the necklace in public...

that Robert had a necklace specially made for her for her birthday.

Is this true?

I can only go by what I see.

And I see someone who is VERY attached to her necklace.

At first...

Kristen seemed to keep the necklace under her shirts...

Not wanting to share it with the world

But now?

She wears it with everything!

She's never without it.

 I've received necklaces from my husband..

And some of them are very special to me

But I've never worn one necklace...

ALL the time.

Outside of my wedding ring...

I don't wear any jewelery that consistently.

So what does this all mean?

That the necklace is important to her.

Did Robert give it to her?

Well...

When I was told he was giving it to her...

They gave me a description.

And lo and behold...

It matched the actual necklace.

Take that as you will.

It's all speculation anyway.

;)

*PUSH*

And last but not least...

Never least.

Here is a small clip from Eclipse...

I love it.

Edward. Bella.

This is why I loved Eclipse the best of the books...

And this is why I will probably

love it the best of the movies.

Sweet. Romantic. Beautiful Edward.

LOVE IT.

"You'll Always Be My Bella"

*Heavy Sigh*

I think this movie might just end me.

I will always love Edward...

Because he brought me to Robert.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- The Hate is Out of Control

Robert on Leno.

Absolute perfection.

He looks wonderful.

He was witty and charming.

He was Robert.

Rob pulled out his cell phone and

read some email from his father...

So sweet.

Robert has wonderful parents...

They must be SO proud of him.

He is obviously very proud of them.

So lovely.

Now the funny...

And maybe not so funny part.

Emma Roberts was the 2nd guest.

Now, there are rumors that she is dating Oregano...

I have no idea if that is true or not.

But Emma Roberts was clearly NOT impressed with Rob.

And it was actually kinda amusing.

She even went so far as to say she was team Jacob!

Rob said she 'had no taste'

Good shit.

It was kinda fascinating to see a young girl (she's 19)

who clearly was not all into Robert.

It must have been strange for Rob, too... hahaha!

But unfortunately...

The lunatic fringe of the Twilight fanbase...

Had to immediately come in and attack Emma.

I mean...

Was that necessary?

I joked that she was only standing by her man (Oregano, of course)

and not everyone has to be team Edward...

But some people starting calling her horrific names...

and bombarding her Twitter account.

Ridiculous.

Sad.

Gorgeous?

Most definitely.

I guess Kristen is probably on a plane by now...

Jetting off to Rome with Taylor.

I'm sad that Robert won't be able to go with them...

It's always much more fun to see Robert on these junkets...

But I'm still glad that Kristen has Taylor.

I am looking forward to seeing what fabulous clothes

Kristen will be wearing...

I never thought I would be the type of person

who really gave 'fashion' much of a thought...

But I will admit that Kristen always surprises me...

And I'm sure she will look fantastic!

I love Robert's Profile.

OK.

I don't usually directly address anyone on my blog.

And this will be the first and last time.

I don't make this stuff personal...

But something was sent to me this morning that was VERY disturbing.

So I have a few things to say.

1. Hyenas.

I feel like I need to clarify what my definition

of a Hyena is.

It's not just a Nonst*n.

It's not any specific 'group' of people.

You see...

I don't care if you don't believe in Rob/Kristen.

That's perfectly fine.

To each their own.

Live and let live.

BUT

When you get personal?

When you HATE?

And you rip and shred Robert and/or Kristen apart

on a daily basis just because they don't live

their lives the way YOU think they should?

If you personally attack someone...

Bringing their family into your rants...

telling them "Fuck You, Bitch!"

THAT is what a Hyena is.

And that brings me to the absolute bullshit

I was sent today.

Absolute.

Bullshit.

"Sugar Lipps" at Nonsten.com

said this...

OK now for the disturbing shit:

Ok, I AM NOT GONNE SAY THIS CRAZY BITCHES NAME Bcuz she will get off on it and be masturbating for weeks just knowing that THIS hyena recognized her ugly cow ass, but ummm does she realize there are STALKER laws that were created for people like her ? This is all kinds of fucked up and well I just don’t know…wow. By the way, honey for the record, the last and only time I personally “foamed at the mouth” was this morning when I brushed my teeth and I got too much tooth paste and it started to kind of get foamy around my mouth. Can you say as much considering what is it you said “you love Edward/Rob more than you have ever loved anyone in your life” even though you are married with kids.

'He wants to start dating! Did you hear that Robstenlovers?!! HAHA!' they screech, foam and spittle coating our faces.

Rob OBVIOUSLY was using 'date' as a noun. After constantly being spotted out on 'dates' with Kristen all of last year and some of this one. We have recorded documentation, detailed down to the eyeteeth minutae, of Rob and Kristen out on dates in restaurants, pubs, diners, concerts, on beaches, etc. We know everything from what they ate, when they sat and ate it, to what they ordered and the name of the car service or cab number they took when they left.

How do we know this you ask??

Because we, the millions of hungry fans who are strangers to them, posess (I repeat) 'RECORDED DOCUMENTATION DETAILED DOWN TO THE EYETEETH MINUTAE OF ROB AND KRISTEN OUT ON DATES...' well, you get the picture. No, scratch that, ALL OF US, have LITERALLY 'GOTTEN THE PICTURE'...THOUSANDS OF THEM...and the blog pieces, and the message board posts, and the tweets and tweeted pics...into their elevator after the meal, up to their hotel suites, at breakfast...etc. They have no privacy when they GO OUT. Kristen has already gone on about them not being able to make a move without someone tweeting and raining hundreds of fans down on their heads!

WHAT.THE.FUCK.WAS.THAT????

And this was a response...

Sugar Lips, I love you! :)
Please, explain to me: was this written by the crazy psycho bitch "nonsten intoxicated"?
Send me a PM, if you don't understand who I'm talking about.

Because, this was posted here this morning, I and went scared for Rob's LIFE, and I also CRIED, some people aswered me to calm down!

Because of this part: "the millions of hungry fans who are strangers to them, posess (I repeat) 'RECORDED DOCUMENTATION DETAILED DOWN TO THE EYETEETH MINUTAE OF ROB AND KRISTEN OUT ON DATES" .

It scared me to death!

OMG, isn't something than the LAW can be make against this kind of person? What about her sons? What about them? How old are them? A crazy psycho like that is not able at all to take care of any kids!!!

See, THIS is the thing that makes mad about the crazy . The teen will grow up and discover what is real life, but grown women who have kids??? Their children need to be protected!

Sorry, I think I will I just can't stand this kind of thing. I just can't...

The children of women like that are the REAL victims of all this disgusting BS, not Rob, neither Kristen.

Now.

I don't know where she got this stuff...

But to say that *I* wrote it?

That's all kinds of fucked up. 

Those are NOT my words.

Where was this?

Because if it wasn't posted on this blog...

I didn't write it.

And guess what?

It wasn't a post on my blog.

I don't go to other sites... and leave anonymous comments

(that's more your style)

I don't hide behind "ANON" screennames

And I'm not afraid to say what I think...

I do it everyday right here.

So just because someone is talking about Hyenas

doesn't mean *I* wrote it.

Sorry to say... but I'm not the only one to use

the term HYENA to describe Haters.

So get your fucking facts straight before

you accuse me of your lame bullshit.

And while I may have said that I love Robert

more than 'anyone' in my life...

I was referring to celebrities/movie stars.

A totally different kind of 'love' than one has

for family and friends.

(But you had to know this... right?)

That is why I started this blog in the first place...

To figure out why Robert affected me so strongly...

So differently than anyone else.

But that is neither here nor there at the moment.

Anyway.

Dear Sugar Lipps...

If you are going to copy and paste fucking bullshit

At least know who wrote it.

Don't put your fucking words in MY mouth.

I have more than enough of my own...

I don't need yours.

And I don't need you lying to people

and saying it was me who wrote anything.

And one more thing...

Leave my family out of your hate.

You can hate on me all you want...

(And ask yourself WHY you hate me...

Just because you don't like what I have to say??)

But to bring my children into this?

That's disgusting and repulsive.

And uncalled for.

You don't know me...

And I definitely don't want to know you.

This is the last time I will ever

write the word NONsten.

Right now I'm nauseous over their constant hate

and loathsome personal attacks.

You have taken it too far.

Pathetic.

P.S. And for the record...

I don't make those kinds of spelling errors.

I'm kinda a spelling Queen... 

;)

Bye for now.

♥♥♥