Rob and Kristen-- Imagine That.

 

I'll be your man
And I'll understand
And I'll do my best
To take good care of you

 

You'll be my queen
I'll be your king
And I'll be your lover too
Yes I will...

 

 

Derry down green
Color of my dream
A dream that's daily coming true.

And ohhh when the day is through
I will come to you and tell you of
Your many charms

And girl you look at me
With eyes that see
And we'll melt into each others arms

 

You'll be my queen
And I'll be your king

And I'll be your lover, too

Yes I will.

 

Random Rose.

I don't think I have the energy to actually

go thru all the bullshit that is in my email and DMs.

I mean...

Seriously?

I love how Kristen is supposedly all up with Garrett

after going out to dinner in London

with Rob's best friend in tow, no less...

And going to the same after party...

And yet when she's seen with Rob

all over the fucking globe...

Over and over again.

It's just friends.

And the amount of time

since Rob and Kristen were seen in public

has magically blossomed from 3 weeks

into MONTHS!

Love how that works.

So...

You really think...

Really

that Kristen hasn't been to Toronto?

More than once?

Really?

REALLY??

We don't see every moment of their lives.

In fact...

we see mere seconds

Fragments.

And you can believe some random tweet

that one person saw her there.

Or saw Robert here.

But come on.

Robert was at the CM with Zac Efron

and not ONE picture?

Pap central??

No pics??

Right.

One tweet and its gospel?

I realize the 'drought' makes crazy people crazier

and then they start hallucinating 

that they see Rob and Kristen 

all over the place

(as long as its not together)

And then they start pulling out their hair

and walking into walls

and screaming

"WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING THE RING???"

When the story is quite simple.

Imagine Kristen flying into Toronto for the last 2 weekends...

(Is she there right now?)

Imagine that she is only there for a couple of days...

They just hang out...

Together.

Alone.

But Rob IS making a movie...

And Kristen IS in preproduction with a movie...

So shes not going to just sit and wait all day

for Robert to be done with work.

As much as some people want her to surgically attach herself

to his hip forever.

Robert has things to do.

Kristen has things to do.

Imagine that they figure out 

what is best for them...

and imagine...

try real hard now...

That just because its not on Twitter...

doesn't mean it didn't happen.

They have mastered the art of getting 

in and out of airports without being seen.

It doesn't mean they don't fly.
They have mastered the art of getting around

without being noticed.

Doesn't mean they don't exist.

They have mastered the art of being in love

and keeping whats important 

Private.

Which means we don't get to share

every moment of every second

that they are together.

Imagine that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F for faith.

Have some.

F for Foamers

Falling back on 

Exit Strategies again?

I can't wait to watch it

Crash and Burn.

Good thing you always have "PR" as backup.

;)

F for 

Falling in love for the last time.

That would be Robert and Kristen.

Oh yes.

Almost forgot.

Pull out the decoder rings!

 Set it to...

J-9

"The Olive is eating socks."

I repeat.

"The Olive is eating socks."

Good Luck.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Bye for now

Green Sheep Forever