Rob and Kristen-- Bright Are The Stars That Shine

I give her all my love...

That's all I do

And if you saw my love

You'd love her too...

I love her.

 

 

She gives me everything

and tenderly

The kiss my lover brings

She brings to me

And I love her

  A love like ours...

Could never die

As long as I

Have you near me

Bright are the stars that shine

Dark is the sky

I know a love like ours

Will never die...

And I love her.

Couple of Thoughts.

1. I love "And I Love Her" by Paul McCartney.

Love it.

Love him.

Since Kristen is such a big fan of the Beatles...

You think Rob ever plays this one for her?

2. I stepped away from Twitter/Blogs/Bullshit

for a few days.

It didn't do much good, I'm afraid.

I can't stomach the incessant whining

and constant foaming.

Over nothing.

It's always over fucking nothing.

It's like people really just want to fucking complain

about something...

So they just make shit up to agonize over.

This is on both sides of the fucking Robsten/Nonsten fence.

Fucking emo lunatics.

Really. Shut the hell up.

Self inflicted bullshit drama.

3. Take a good hard look at the pictures of Kristen

from the other night.

Look closely.

What do you see?

A vibrant, glowing...

Stunningly beautiful

Gloriously happy girl.

She's fucking radiating happiness.

It's oozing out of every pore.

So riddle me this...

Does she LOOK like someone who 

has broken up with Robert?

Does she???

Take into account how fucking happy her AND Robert

were just a few weeks ago at the MTV awards...

And how she is blinding us with her...

Dare I say it...

Robert Pattinson Intoxication??

And still people fucking insist that

SOMETHING

ANYTHING

must have happened because

well...

WE HAVEN'T SEE A PIC OF THEM TOGETHER!

END OF THE WORLD!

Well guess what?

Sometimes we go MONTHS without seeing a picture of them

Even when they are working on the same movie

on the same set

in the same place.

Why do you think you will magically get a picture now?

Haven't you figured out they don't WANT pictures?

They don't fucking care if people NEED to see them together

Or if people are screeching and whining

Over their relationship.

I doubt they are in any hurry to parade around Toronto

just to satisfy some ridiculous desire some people have

to be constantly pacified and placated that

ALL IS WELL.

4.And people would rather cling to some random tweet...

saying Robert was here

or Kristen was there

Seriously?

Well...

Did you fucking see the tweet that Kristen

was heading to Toronto...

And she was going to cook a special meal for Rob...

Because he fucking LOVES her cooking.

Or the tweet about  how they are trying to figure out

The living arrangements while Kris (yes... Kris)

is in London filming SWATH?

You didn't see those?

Come on.

They were most definitely tweeted.

5. Do or do not... there is no try.

Yoda is wise.

So like I said before...

Believe

or Don't Believe.

There is no "I don't care"

There is no "This is how many fucks I give"

It's been proven that cares and fucks are abundant.

You participate?

You care.

You're reading these words?

You give a fuck.

Yes.

Or No.

In

or Out.

I'm all IN.

All the way fucking in.

And until I see something that changes my mind

(and it's been over 2 years and I haven't seen anything 

remotely close to changing my mind)

I'm a believer.

Yes.

In.

Shaggy and Scrappy Reunion on the horizon!

Rob needs to be hanging out with Tom again.

Don't you think?

Yes.

It will be good for Rob to be back home in London...

So so good.

And while I always hesitate to say I want to see pics of Tom

(because Sienna is somehow always attached)

I would love to see both of them all 

beardy and bushy

Shaggy and Scrappy.

And since they both love and adore Kristen...

It's Win/Win

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Toronto.

Maybe since shes staying longer than 36 hours...

Someone might actually spot her.

Or not.

;)

T for Tom

And I love him.

T for Together.

No

Fucking 

Doubt.

Bye for now

Rob in London- Run Rob Run!!

I'm bored.

Nothing going on in Rob/Kristen land.

Well...nothing out of the ordinary.

Robert is in London.

Robert must hate Kristen because he is in London.

Because every time they aren't in the same zip-code...

People foam at the mouth about it.

So

The
Fuck 

What.

How many times have work and circumstance separated 

Robert and Kristen?

And how many times have they been reunited?

Good Golly Miss Molly.

People are so fucking strange.

Remember the whole hoopla when Rob was making RM?

The "Rob and Emilie have such wonderful chemistry" stuff?

And please don't lump me into the 

"They hate everyone Rob works with"

Because it's not true.

I don't hate anyone Robert has worked with...

I like quite a few of his co-stars...

But lets get back to Emilie...

Whom I don't like or dislike...

I feel indifferent towards her but it has nothing to do with Robert
I felt that way before she was ever connected to Rob.

But anyway.

Say that Rob and Emilie REALLY hit it off during RM...

Say that you started seeing them at concerts together...

Going out to eat...

Just hanging out.

Then Rob and Emilie were spotted at the same hotel

On the same hotel room balcony...

Then you saw Rob saying goodbye to Emilie

You saw Emilie's mother tenderly say goodbye to Rob...

You see countless walks through airports...

Emilie shows up in London to spend NYE with Rob

Emilie goes to a movie premiere for Rob.

Emilie is seen on set in Budapest...

Rob goes to see Emilie on her movie sets...

Every time you see Rob and Emilie together...

They are all smiles and only have eyes for each other.
Every time Rob is with someone... it's Emilie.
Every time Emilie is with someone... it's Rob.

You would think that there is something going on
between Robert and Emilie... Right?
You would think they were in a relationship... Wouldn't you?
You know you would.
I would.
So put Kristen into that equation.
Because that is where she belongs.
And all of a sudden...
There is no relationship
It's all a happy coincidence that they are together so much
It's all staged and not real...

There are just two people who barely like each other
hanging out because either
Some tyrannical movie company owns their lives?
or
They have no one else to hang out with?

Really?
Is that really your story?
Are you really sticking to it?

OK then.

So I have all these TV interviews on my DVR.
So much Robert.
And Kristen.

Last night the house was finally quiet...
so I decided to see what was on the DVR to watch.


2 Jimmy Kimmels
2 Jimmy Fallons
1 Letterman
1 Lopez Tonight
1 Nightline
1 No. 1 Countdown
1 Daily Show
3 Ellens
1 Oprah
2 Tonight Shows
1 The View
1 Today

And a Robert in a pear tree.

Robert in the tree was by far my favorite.
How could it not be?
He's just so damn adorable and charming...
And he's willing to laugh at himself
and sit in a tree and be BOTHERED.
Love him.

I love Robert for this, too...
Because when I watch this Kimmel video
I see Robert taking care of Kristen.
It's unmistakable.
Kristen is looking at Taylor...
Kristen is jittery and nervous...
Robert notices how nervous she is...
Robert makes a pronounced effort to touch her with his leg...
She immediately calms down...

and stops shaking.
Robert knows Kristen.

Is it wrong to say I looked at this clip in slow motion?
Probably.
But I did.
And Robert is looking out for her.
He is taking care of her.

Love him.

Um.
This is one of my favorite walking pics of Robert.
Walking onto Leno.
I get all SWOONY
Damn.
He's all disheveled
and wrinkled
and scruffy...

Need I say more?
Didn't think so.

Love him.

So someone said I was a grandma.
Wow.
My kids have kids?
And I didn't know about it?
Those rascals.

I'm fat.
I'm ugly.
I'm old.
I'm a follower who can't make up her own mind.
 Of course I am.

Such typical, predictable bullshit.

When you need to go 'hyena' on someone...

If you don't know something...

Make it up.

 

Oh so clever.

 

Does it make you feel better about hating on a stranger?

Hating someone just because they don't agree with you?

Then go for it.

 

Enjoy your meal, scavengers.

Rip and shred

It's what you do best.

But no matter how you try to justify it...

You are liars.

And bad liars at that.

And hell...

If you are going to lie...

At least make it somewhat believable.

 

This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *R*

B for Bitterness

The haters spew it

And they wallow in it.

 

R for RUN ROB RUN!!!

Oh please be careful in London dear Robert.

The lunatics are near...

Be safe.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Robert Pattinson Shows His Scruffy Face.

I love Robert Pattinson.

Look at him.

So sincere. So moving...

So Beautiful.

Hope for Haiti.

After the earthquake I donated to the Red Cross...

During the telethon...

I cried. 

I was amazed.

And when Robert asked me to help...

I had to.

Again.

BeardY Robert.

I love Rob with a beard.

And this is one helluva beard.

Scruffy, sexy...

He looked wonderful, didn't he?

Healthy. Relaxed.

I'm told that the beard is for his next movie...

Excellent.

So anyway.

I'm watching the telethon.

The amount of talent and star power

was amazing.

I'm alone watching it...

DH is on the computer.

The boys are doing boys stuff.

So there I am...

sniffing and sobbing...

And Robert comes on.

And DH happens to come into the room.

Great.

DH: "Who's that guy?"

Silence. I'm trying to listen to Rob.

DH: "Who is that guy? What's with the hair?"

ME: It's Robert Pattinson.

DH: "Who is that? I don't know him.

He looks weird."

I'm feeling two things here.

1. My DH is completely annoying.

2. I'm better than I thought at hiding

my ROBsession. In fact...

I'm fucking brilliant.

How can he NOT know who Robert is?

His picture is everywhere I am.

My computer. My phone.

Magazines. DVDs.

The locket with his picture next to my heart.

OK... I don't have the locket... (yet)

But I'm thinking that now I can finally

get the life-sized cut-out of Edward...

And DH will probably miss it.

Brilliant.

Kristen!

It was so good to see her face.

Weird how I missed her.

So she's at Sundance.

I'm so looking forward to all the stuff

that is about to happen for her.

I can't wait to hear about her movies...

Oh yeah...

So last night on Twitter...

when the pics of Rob and Kristen were released...

A lot of immediate reaction?

ROB AND KRISTEN ARE WEARING THE SAME SHOES!

I can honestly say I didn't notice.

I was looking at Rob's face.

But...

Right away there was drama...

Over shoes.

Really.

From "They must shop together!"

to 

"Big deal, I own a pair of shoes like that."

And I couldn't bring myself to give a damn.

Yeah...

It was kinda cute that they had the same kinda shoes.

But Rob's face was cuter.

;)

Bye for now.