Rob in London- Run Rob Run!!

I'm bored.

Nothing going on in Rob/Kristen land.

Well...nothing out of the ordinary.

Robert is in London.

Robert must hate Kristen because he is in London.

Because every time they aren't in the same zip-code...

People foam at the mouth about it.

So

The
Fuck 

What.

How many times have work and circumstance separated 

Robert and Kristen?

And how many times have they been reunited?

Good Golly Miss Molly.

People are so fucking strange.

Remember the whole hoopla when Rob was making RM?

The "Rob and Emilie have such wonderful chemistry" stuff?

And please don't lump me into the 

"They hate everyone Rob works with"

Because it's not true.

I don't hate anyone Robert has worked with...

I like quite a few of his co-stars...

But lets get back to Emilie...

Whom I don't like or dislike...

I feel indifferent towards her but it has nothing to do with Robert
I felt that way before she was ever connected to Rob.

But anyway.

Say that Rob and Emilie REALLY hit it off during RM...

Say that you started seeing them at concerts together...

Going out to eat...

Just hanging out.

Then Rob and Emilie were spotted at the same hotel

On the same hotel room balcony...

Then you saw Rob saying goodbye to Emilie

You saw Emilie's mother tenderly say goodbye to Rob...

You see countless walks through airports...

Emilie shows up in London to spend NYE with Rob

Emilie goes to a movie premiere for Rob.

Emilie is seen on set in Budapest...

Rob goes to see Emilie on her movie sets...

Every time you see Rob and Emilie together...

They are all smiles and only have eyes for each other.
Every time Rob is with someone... it's Emilie.
Every time Emilie is with someone... it's Rob.

You would think that there is something going on
between Robert and Emilie... Right?
You would think they were in a relationship... Wouldn't you?
You know you would.
I would.
So put Kristen into that equation.
Because that is where she belongs.
And all of a sudden...
There is no relationship
It's all a happy coincidence that they are together so much
It's all staged and not real...

There are just two people who barely like each other
hanging out because either
Some tyrannical movie company owns their lives?
or
They have no one else to hang out with?

Really?
Is that really your story?
Are you really sticking to it?

OK then.

So I have all these TV interviews on my DVR.
So much Robert.
And Kristen.

Last night the house was finally quiet...
so I decided to see what was on the DVR to watch.


2 Jimmy Kimmels
2 Jimmy Fallons
1 Letterman
1 Lopez Tonight
1 Nightline
1 No. 1 Countdown
1 Daily Show
3 Ellens
1 Oprah
2 Tonight Shows
1 The View
1 Today

And a Robert in a pear tree.

Robert in the tree was by far my favorite.
How could it not be?
He's just so damn adorable and charming...
And he's willing to laugh at himself
and sit in a tree and be BOTHERED.
Love him.

I love Robert for this, too...
Because when I watch this Kimmel video
I see Robert taking care of Kristen.
It's unmistakable.
Kristen is looking at Taylor...
Kristen is jittery and nervous...
Robert notices how nervous she is...
Robert makes a pronounced effort to touch her with his leg...
She immediately calms down...

and stops shaking.
Robert knows Kristen.

Is it wrong to say I looked at this clip in slow motion?
Probably.
But I did.
And Robert is looking out for her.
He is taking care of her.

Love him.

Um.
This is one of my favorite walking pics of Robert.
Walking onto Leno.
I get all SWOONY
Damn.
He's all disheveled
and wrinkled
and scruffy...

Need I say more?
Didn't think so.

Love him.

So someone said I was a grandma.
Wow.
My kids have kids?
And I didn't know about it?
Those rascals.

I'm fat.
I'm ugly.
I'm old.
I'm a follower who can't make up her own mind.
 Of course I am.

Such typical, predictable bullshit.

When you need to go 'hyena' on someone...

If you don't know something...

Make it up.

 

Oh so clever.

 

Does it make you feel better about hating on a stranger?

Hating someone just because they don't agree with you?

Then go for it.

 

Enjoy your meal, scavengers.

Rip and shred

It's what you do best.

But no matter how you try to justify it...

You are liars.

And bad liars at that.

And hell...

If you are going to lie...

At least make it somewhat believable.

 

This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *R*

B for Bitterness

The haters spew it

And they wallow in it.

 

R for RUN ROB RUN!!!

Oh please be careful in London dear Robert.

The lunatics are near...

Be safe.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥