Rambling Rose and Robsten

I was going to type that I don't have a lot to say today...

But it seems every time I do that

I say a lot.

So I will just be Rambling Rose today...

I'm good at that.

Maybe.

Ramble #1

Every time I post about Oregano or Nikki Reed

I get shit.

This is me shrugging my shoulders.

I don't hate on either of them.

Mostly because I don't hate them.

Oregano is just a bland spice whose time is over...

And he's been relegated back to the rack.

As for Ms. Reed?

I gave my opinion about her.

It's my blog...

It's what I do.

I think she's a bit of an attention wh seeker...

So what?

And even though both of them are probably

sitting on a couch somewhere....

crying on each other's shoulders about missing Kristen...

I wish them no ill will.

May they both live long and prosper

(Far away from Rob and Kristen)

Ramble #2

I really don't know why there is such a huge deal 

about the TCA's.

Why, Chuck... Why?

(inside joke)

What do you really expect to happen?

Oh sure...

Rob will laugh and smile...

It's what he does

He's a laughy (shut up, I know it's not a word)

smiley kinda guy.

But it will be a different kinda laughy smiley...

Because it's always different with Kristen

And she won't be there.

But it will still be good to see Robert... yes?

Looking all handsome and gorgeous...

Hopefully scruffy now that he's not working.

I think I've really missed the scruff, you know?

Yeah.

So it will be good to see Robert.

It's always good to see Robert.

 

Yes... scruffy.

Ramble #3

I also get some NONsense about being SO obsessed

with Robert.

"Oh man, I've never seen ANYONE so obsessed... and she's married!"

Sheesh.

If you haven't seen anyone more obsessed than me?

You are fucking blind.

I admit to loving Robert Pattinson...

But seriously... I'm not IN love with the man.

I love his charm

I love his sense of humor

I love watching him walk

I love his movies

I love the way he sings

I love when he plays his guitar

I love how absolutely gorgeous he is

and that he still doesn't believe it.

Yeah... I love a lot of things about Robert Pattinson.

I'm intoxicated.

If I were truly obsessed with Rob...

I wouldn't be so happy for him that he has found Kristen.

I would deny they were together.

I would probably hate Kristen and spew foam 

and vile bitterness about her

I would probably have a NONsense site solely dedicated

to hating on her and endless threads and posts

hating on people who didn't agree with me.

 

As for being married?

Really? Is that all you got?

I know, I know...

I'm fat, old and have no life.

All because I write a blog where

I defend Robert and Kristen.

Does this mean I will get my very own thread, too?

Heh.

Ramble #4

(4... right?)

Why is it people think Robert is going to go

DIRECTLY to London after the TCA's

No passing GO... No collecting $200

but not only that...

Now they KNOW he is staying there until BD starts up.

Really?

You do realize that there are days and days that you don't see Robert.

Days and days.

He can be anywhere in a matter of hours.

He can be back to anywhere in a matter of hours.

It's the wonder of air travel.

Just because you don't SEE Robert or Kristen

doesn't mean they aren't... there.

No one saw Robert get back to LA

But miraculously... he was there!

WOW!

 No one saw Kristen get into Budapest...

But guess what?

SHE WAS THERE!

So...

While in my oh so humble opinion

(and that is what this blog is, after all)

I do think Robert will go back to London for a little bit...

Stay until October?

Fat chance.

 

Do you ever wonder how many times he's been to Montreal?

*TWIRL*

 

This post has been brought to you by the letter *A*

as in AIRPLANE

 

Give me a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I'ma goin' home
My baby just wrote me a letter
I don't care how much money I gotta spend
Got to get back to my baby again
Lonely days are gone, I'ma goin' home
My baby just wrote me a letter
Well she wrote me a letter
Told me she couldn't live without me no more
Listen mister can't you see
I gotta get back to my baby once more, anyway

Bye for now

♥♥♥