Rob and Kristen in Montreal?

Well HOT damn!

I'm not sure where to begin.

I'm not sure I can get through this post

because I'm laughing SO FUCKING HARD.

Oh Hyenas... Give it the fuck up already.

Truly.

It Is OVER.

First things first.

I watched the TCA's last night...

Major LameAss Shit.

But...

Robert was there.

Even though he looked bored out of his mind.

And even a bit irritated.

Here I thought he was enjoying parts of the show...

but after watching it...

I see the 'laughy smiley' Robert was only seen

on rare occasion.

Very rare.

Every shot of Rob in the audience looked like someone

had just woke him up.

And say what you will...

But he is NOT the same when Kristen isn't there.

He was somber.

He was probably wondering how many more of

these horrific kid shows he has to endure...

and yes...

Missing Kristen.

As for Miss Ashley?

Hey, I like her...

I really do.

But it was pretty obvious who was trying to make the most

of her opportunity to be next to Robert.

And why shouldn't she?

Ashley knows how to promote herself...

and she knows who to be next to if 

she wants to get in the picture.

Nothing wrong with that.

But she grabbed Rob's arm...

She leaned in for the photo

She made a point to walk next to him.

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

You didn't even notice Nikki Reed was there, did you?

At least not until you saw her sad face on stage.

(Sad or mad... can't make up my mind which)

And that brings us to this.

Heh.

All kinds of bullshit being spewed about this...

and this...

Well. Well. Well.

What do we have here?

Rob's best friend...

Hanging out with Kristen and Garrett in Montreal.

Hmmm.

I had over 200 emails this morning...

And everyone has their 'reasons'

1. Tom has a role in OTR

2. Tom is dating Kristen.

(Amazing how eager they are to jump onto that thought

after a couple of pics together...

But are determined that Rob/Kristen aren't dating

after over a year of pictures together)

3. Tom is there protecting Kristen until Rob

can get there

(um... protect her from what exactly?)

4. Rob will come to Montreal now...

but only to visit Tom... not Kristen.

(Bwahahahahahaha)

5. Tom hates Kristen...

wait...now he loves her.

6. Tom is there because it's PR for Summit...

Um... because he's Rob's friend and he's with Kristen

and Summit doesn't want you to forget 

and I guess Tom is working PR for Summit too!

7. This doesn't mean ANYTHING

So what if Tom is hanging out with Kristen?

They're friends!

(Although just the other day I said he hated her)

8. This SO means that Rob and Kristen aren't dating!

9. Just goes to show that Rob and Kristen can't do

anything without their friends around.

They are NEVER alone!

(You sure about that one, chief?

Do you have any idea where they are right now?)

10. So Rob is just hanging out in a hotel room 

while Kristen is out with Tom and Garrett?

(Maybe he was sleeping. He did seem awfully tired)

11. I hope Rob shows up in London!!!

Heh.

This is some good shit... yes?

The Hyena are in full foam today.

They are acting like this is oh so funny...

*Tee Hee*

Laughing (like Hyenas do) on the outside...

But whining and howling on the inside.

But down deep in their foam filled cavern where their

heart should be?

They are so so so

SO

Unhappy.

You know...

You KNOW it fucking KILLS them to see Tom 

hanging out with Kristen.

Because it is just another reminder of how integrated

how INVOLVED

Kristen is in Robert's world.

That all their fantasies of Tom HATING Kristen have 

been nothing but more delusional dreaming...

So that didn't work...

So now...

Um...

TOM AND KRISTEN ARE TOGETHER!!!

Yeah... That's IT!!!!

Rob LOVES his friends.

He is CLOSE to his friends.

He openly admits how much they mean to him...

How important they are to him...

And they obviously love and support Kristen!

We don't know why Tom is there...

Maybe he was visiting Garrett.

Maybe he likes hanging with Miss Stew...

Maybe he knew Rob was there so he 

decided to drop in and say hello...

Maybe...

He knew Rob would be spending a few days

with Kristen before flying off to London for his Mom's birthday...

and they decided to meet up in Montreal and fly to London together.

Heh.

And ...

Oh yes...

Robert is so there.

Come on.

You know it's true.

Tom and Kristen in one place...

Without Robert?

Yeah... RIGHT.

Rob and Kristen get in and out of airports

ALL THE TIME

without being papped.

They are getting better at hiding...

Remember?

Private airplanes are a wonderful thing.

Where do you think Rob is anyway?

I guess we shall see... won't we.

Come out, Robert!

Come out ...

Come out...

Wherever you are!

This post is brought to you by the letters *R* and *H*

R for RABIES and how it messes with

rational, logical thought process

and causes excessive FOAMING.

H for...

HAPPY!

(You thought I was gonna say Hyena, didn't you?)

I'm happy because I know that Kristen and Robert are happy.

That's a GOOD thing.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

* I hope you can see the sarcasm font...

Not everyone can. *