I have a few random thoughts.
Well...
maybe more than a few
but I promise not to ramble.
Well...
I can't make that promise, either.
1. People are strange.
Like...
REALLY strange.
I've been accused of being bitchy and mean.
Am I?
I have my moments.
No doubt about it.
But see...
When people rip and tear at Robert and Kristen?
It tends to bring out the bitchy.
They fucking attack Robert for not living up
to THEIR expectations...
They shred Kristen apart for having the
fucking nerve to hang out with Robert.
They hate her for... existing.
Really.
So these are the people I call the Hyenas
Because they are disgusting, bitter mutts.
Who seem to have nothing better to do
than claw and bite at this young couple of actors.
Is that mean?
I will try to go slow here...
Because I know some people
have comprehension skills.
(shit... is that mean?)
I haven't called You a hyena
(or have I?)
I mean... I haven't published this list
of Hyenas
(Although they know who they are)
Hyena is a METAPHOR.
Understand?
Here...
Maybe this will help.
(is that mean?)
1.
a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.”Compare mixed metaphor, simile (def. 1).
2.
something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.
Get it now?
Hyena is a representation of the
ugly, nasty, clinging, hating scavengers
who chew and gnaw on Rob/Kristen.
Yeah. That's kinda mean...
but so apt.
-APT
suited to the purpose or occasion; appropriate: an apt metaphor; a few apt remarks on world peace.
Fucking Apt.
2. Kinda tired of the 'holier-than-thou'
attitude that gets pushed online.
Nauseatingly hypocritical.
You know what I am talking about?
People who feel they are 'above' the rabble.
They don't do drama.
They don't intrude on Robert's life.
Yeah. You don't really believe that...
Do you?
Well... I don't 'do' drama either.
I comment on it.
And we all know
(at least we should)
That Robert isn't reading this shit.
He's not reading your pure, saintly blog.
He's not reading my bitchy, mean blog...
He's not trying frantically to contact you
because you so obviously understand him
You are not his bodyguard...
His savior and protector.
(Is that mean?)
3. I get twittered...
and asked on my blog...
To just come out and say what
I know about Robert and Kristen.
Have I ever once said I know anything?
Sure, I hear stuff...
I see things...
But it's speculation.
You have to know that
(is that mean?)
I make no claims of knowing
where Robert and Kristen are.
In fact...
I dare say that no one really knows.
Except Robert and Kristen.
(OK, and maybe family and friends)
(wait... so it sounds like a lot of people know)
And isn't that how it's supposed to be?
Is it possible that Robert and Kristen
are together right this moment?
Absolutely.
I hope they are.
I hope they are smiling.
I hope Kristen has a Happy Birthday.
She just might.
Bye for now.
Pssst...
If you find what I have to say
so repulsive
Don't read it.
And by the way...
This post ISN'T about you.
Is that mean?
Is that mean?
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