Robert and Kristen- I Kid You Not

Good thing Robert and Kristen are under the umbrellas...

There is a lot of bitter foam being spewed today.

OK, so it's always foamy

But it reeks of desperation

I mean...

The things the Haters cling to...

It's so so sad.

(too bad)

 

Robert Pattinson turned up in Camden last night 

to show his support for a fund-raising event held

for the Chelsea College of Art and Design.

The event was held at Proud Camden 

a unique live music venue.

R-Pattz was seen dancing and cheering on the bands 

and paid special attention to the burlesque girls, 

who put on a provocative performance 

in honour of their special guest.

Sadly for the female guests R-Pattz night 

came to an abrupt end

when a guest DJ announced to the crowd 

that the Twilight star was there 

prompting R-Pattz to make a quick exit.

 Oh yes... the Hyenas clamped their jaws on that one.

They had to... pickings been scarce lately.

They are really (really) hungry.

Thing is...

Rob is at a charity event

His friends were said to be with him

His sister was even supposed to be there.

So I'm afraid I don't get the drama?

And of course...

No pics... no proof?

Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

Why is it so wrong for Rob to spend time with

family and friends before he heads over the States...

Where he will most likely be for an extended period of time?

Well, there is nothing wrong with it...

Only in the rabid minds of the hopeless.

Um.

This is an ice cream wrapper or something.

Interesting picture.

Kristen looks good.

Robert looks... scared?

And Taylor looks really tall.

Like taller than Rob.

And I like Taylor.

I really do.

And who knows...

He's still a young guy

Maybe he's still growing?

Yeah, let's go with that.

 

I know.

I've been talking a lot of Hyena today.

Sorry.

But sometimes you just gotta say what

you wanna say.

I know the Hyenas are starving...

They got nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Even they know how ridiculous the

"PR" bullshit is.

(If that is PR? They need to fire whoever is

in charge. Worst PR EVER. 

In fact, it's the OPPOSITE of what PR should be.)

They are clinging to Kristen turning up in Budapest

Just to get papped at the airport

Then turn around and fly to London...

Get papped again...

And then fly home.

Like within a couple of days.

Really... they think that.

I kid you not.

They have also been holding tight to the thought

that Oregano is somehow back in Kristen's life.

Or how she has been secretly still seeing him

ALL THIS TIME.

Really... they think that.

I kid you not.

The Hyenas would rather you believe 

that Robert is some sort of manwhore

who just goes after anything that breathes.

Robert Pattinson.

That Robert.

The shy, humble, modest man

who wears his heart on his sleeve...

Who says he is a one woman kinda guy.

That Robert.

People would rather believe the absolute WORST

about Robert...

Than believe he is with Kristen.

UnFUCKINGbelievable

I kid you not.

Bye for now.

Pssst...

I'm guessing Robert is soon to be 

on a plane...

Flying to Vancouver.

Is Kristen already there?

Waiting for him?

All signs point to 

YES

;)