Where in the World are Robert and Kristen?

For some reason...

I hear the music from "Jeopardy"

You know where the contestants are busily

scribbling down their responses in the final moments?

*whistles*

Time is almost up!

;)

I know, right?

Anywho.

I 'heard' that Rob isn't on set today.

That he allegedly has a couple of days off...

Hmmm.

I hope he enjoys his little break.

The guy has been working hard, hasn't he?

He deserves a little R & R...

Wonder what he's gonna do with his time off...

Where/What/Who?

I hope he has fun.

I hope Kristen has fun, too...

No idea where she has been lately

She kinda disappeared.

Off gallivanting around the world again?

 I hope she is enjoying her down time as well...

Imagine the possibilities.

If you were young...

Beautiful...

Rich...

And in love?

What would you do?

Where would you go?

Hmmm.

I hope she enjoys herself.

;)

Happiness is in the eye of the beholder?

Which brings us to those who are

NEVER happy...

Yeah...

They are yapping and whimpering again.

Foaming at the mouth.

Eh...

It's what Hyenas do, isn't it?

Just one thing.

I'm always fascinated by the intense anger

and overwrought angst

in trying to prove that

1. "I don't CARE!

I DON'T CARE!

I DON'T CARE!!!!!"

2. I have a life!

I HAVE A LIFE!
I HAVE A LIFE!!!"

You are working way 

WAY

too hard trying to prove these things to everyone

See.

If it were true...

You wouldn't have to YELL and SHOUT

about it all the time.

You wouldn't have to try and convince people

that it were true.

I know it's been overused...

But it is Shakespeare after all...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Calm down, silly dogs

It will be OK.

Really.

Think of scavenging some other corpse for a while...

And seriously...

Do something about that foaming spittle.

It's gross

and it gets all over everything.

;)

Bye for now.