Thursday, April 22, 2010

Rob and Kristen. Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice?


Desperate times
brings
Desperate measures.

And right now
the Haters are desperate.

Unbelievable the bullshit that is being
spewed all over the internet right now.
Well... that's not quite true.
Most of it is by the same, sad people.

 Michael Angarano.
Better known as Oregano.
The original Shorty Spice.
Now, I have nothing against the guy.
He's cute in his own goofy, Keebler kinda way.
Hell, He's probably not really involved in this whole
make believe drama.
But take a good look at that picture...
and now look at THIS picture 


Um. Yeah.
Really?
Like Kristen would give up 
Tall, Charming and Gorgeous
for...
Short, Quirky and Average.

Riiiiiight.

Kristen does look gorgeous in this picture, doesn't she?
She knows already, doesn't she?
Hahahaha!

Anyway.

1. Although the whole Oregano bullshit was supposedly
just made up with doctored photos...
and rumored sightings...
The Haters latched onto it.
Their jaws clamped down tightly to poor Oregano.
It's hilarious if you think about it.
Just the other day...
They were foaming about Kristen being a Lesbian.
And now that they want Oregano back in the picture...
I guess she got over that and switched teams yet again!
Amazing!

And please take into consideration that if she did
happen to run into her ex...
What would be the big deal if she was still
friendly with him?
Much Ado About Nothing.


2. There was also some ridiculous tripe that Kristen
flew to Budapest to break up with Robert.
OH EM GEE.
Yeah... flying 14 hours on a plane to break up with someone.
Makes perfect sense
(if you're like the scarecrow and don't have a brain)
I sometimes wonder if they actually look back
on what they have said and think
"oh man... that's pathetic even for me!"
hahahahaha.
Doubt it.



A pic from the 10 seconds shown on Oprah yesterday.
Edward's hair has gotten pretty long, hasn't it?
I love Edward.
But that's another post for another day.
Oprah is supposedly showing the ECLIPSE trailer on her
show tomorrow!
I love Eclipse.
But that's another post for another day.
Wouldn't it be awesome if 
Kristen and Robert 
showed up on the show to introduce it??
*sigh*
No, I don't want Robert to jump on her couch
and declare his love for Kristen.
He's made his feelings pretty clear on that topic already.
;)

Love the open mouth kiss.
;)

OK.
One more thing.

There is a lot of Robert and Kristen hate
in the Twilight universe.
Personally?
I don't get it.
Why bother hating some actor?
If you don't like someone...
If everything they do irritates you
and makes you spit bitter foam...
Why would you want to continue to follow them?
Makes no sense.
NONsense.

I've said it over and over again...
I'm aware that some EXTREME Kristen fans
hate Robert Pattinson.
And some EXTREME Robert fans 
hate Kristen Stewart.

But I don't.
I love both of them.
OK, if you want to get technical
I love Robert a bit more
Cuz...well... he's Robert fucking Pattinson.
But my blog isn't about hating them.
And it's not my job to police other sites
and come back here and defend
Robert and Kristen.
I'm not the "Robsten" police!
I'm not responsible for what other people
say on other blogs and boards.
So if you don't like the hate that
other people are spreading...
I suggest you take it up with them.

*This public service announcement 
has been brought to you
by Purina Hyena Chow
For the times that there just aren't
enough dead carcasses to go around.*

And on that note...
I leave you with one of my very favorite 
movie quotes.

It's very fitting... isn't it?

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.


Bye for now.

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