Sound the alarm!
Everyone on high alert!
The DETAILS photo shoot/article
is finally out!
Except.
Someone remind me...
What was the big deal about these pictures?
What is so scandalous and out of character for Rob?
The pictures were 'artsy'
and yeah... there was naked chicks.
But they were tastefully done...
And Rob really doesn't interact with the models that much.
And big deal when he does?
I liked the pictures.
No.
I loved the pictures.
They are Robert, after all...
and he is beautiful... as always.
And seeing him with naked models
is kinda like watching him grow up a little bit...
Yanno?
That's a GOOD thing.
And the accompanying interview?
Brilliant.
No one gives better interview than Robert.
He's witty, sarcastic and so damn adorable.
To me...
The interview was worth a thousand pictures.
And the pictures were fucking awesome...
And what the writer wrote about Robert...
"Rob's face is constantly busy- especially his kaleidoscope eyes,
which are continually rolling and dilating,
because he is always thinking."
Perfection.
That IS Robert... isn't it?
Jesus.. this one kills me.
OK.
Let's deal with the interview.
I think it was brilliant.
I loved every word.
But of course...
You can't just look at beautiful pics of Robert.
And you can't just enjoy what he has to say...
Nope.
You have to deal with all the bullshit drama
that surrounds every fucking piece of minutia
that is Robert Pattinson.
There are certain quotes that seem to be causing
some people severe angst.
Personally, I don't get it...
But.
The first one that has Nonsten/Haters
all giddy and joyful...
is this:
"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog.
The relationship with my dog. It's ridiculous."
So of course... this means that he has
no connection to Kristen.
Right.
Robert doesn't mention his family...
His friends... Anyone...
when he is talking emotional connection...
But yet omitting Kristen's name is what's important.
Obviously this means that Rob doesn't have an
emotional connection to any human being.
Really?
I kinda thought it was cute that he was so
taken with his sweet little dog.
Sometimes owner/pet relationships...
especially ones you had since you were a child...
are important to you.
Nothing wrong with that.
Then we have THIS one:
"he tried to let go with the photo shoot accompanying
this interview- it wasn't easy.
'I hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina.
But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12 hour shoot,
so you kind of get the picture that these women
are going to stay naked, after, like, 5 or 6 hours.
But I wasn't exactly prepared.
I had no idea what to say to these girls.
Thank God I was hung over."
SO!
Lots of stuff from this tidbit.
Some people were actually saying
that Rob must be gay!
Seriously?
If you don't get his sarcastic sense of humor by now...
You really should just get the fuck out.
And OK...
So he WAS a bit uncomfortable with the naked models...
So what?
It is kinda awkward posing with naked women
that you just met.
I think that's such a normal thing to say.
Especially normal for someone
as shy and awkward as Robert.
It really just makes him all the more endearing.
Kristen last night at a benefit dinner
for Haiti.
It was good to see her face.
Nice to see her smiling...
Especially considering all the bullshit
that was spewed on her behalf last night.
The Vogue shoot was released last night as well...
I couldn't find an actual picture
that wasn't a scan of the magazine.
But there was a picture of Robert and Emilie
holding hands...
And it was a lovely picture.
Emilie looked adorably pretty.
She did.
And Rob looked...
Like Rob always does.
Gorgeous.
But of course...
The hand holding picture of Rob and Emilie...
is a picture of 2 people REALLY holding hands.
Although its not much different than the HB
picture of Rob and Kristen.
Don't people ever get fucking tired
of spewing endless bullshit?
Ripping every word and picture apart?
I'm tired.
The thing is?
I actually saw a spark of chemistry
between Rob and Emilie in the Vogue pics.
It gives me hope.
Everything will be OK.
Final thoughts.
1. The DETAILS pictures were sexy hot.
I loved them.
I love Robert.
2. The Vogue pictures were lovely.
Both Rob and Emilie looked wonderful.
3. Kristen Stewart looked great last night.
I missed her face.
4. Every time there is a new interview...
or a new photo shoot...
doesn't have to be the end of the fucking world.
And doesn't have to be a
drama/hate filled attack
on Robert.
Kristen.
Or Emilie.
Just enjoy the pictures.
Enjoy the words.
It's never as bad
as everyone makes it out to be.
Never.
I have faith in Robert.
He hasn't let me down yet.
Bye for now.
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