Robert Pattinson- It's in the DETAILS.

Sound the alarm!

Everyone on high alert!

The DETAILS photo shoot/article

is finally out!

Except.

Someone remind me...

What was the big deal about these pictures?

What is so scandalous and out of character for Rob?

The pictures were 'artsy'

and yeah... there was naked chicks.

But they were tastefully done...

And Rob really doesn't interact with the models that much.

And big deal when he does?

I liked the pictures.

No.

I loved the pictures.

They are Robert, after all...

and he is beautiful... as always.

And seeing him with naked models

is kinda like watching him grow up a little bit...

Yanno?

That's a GOOD thing.

And the accompanying interview?

Brilliant.

No one gives better interview than Robert.

He's witty, sarcastic and so damn adorable.

To me...

The interview was worth a thousand pictures.

And the pictures were fucking awesome...

And what the writer wrote about Robert...

"Rob's face is constantly busy- especially his kaleidoscope eyes, 

which are continually rolling and dilating,

because he is always thinking."

Perfection.

That IS Robert... isn't it?

Jesus.. this one kills me.

OK.

Let's deal with the interview.

I think it was brilliant.

I loved every word.

But of course...

You can't just look at beautiful pics of Robert.

And you can't just enjoy what he has to say...

Nope.

You have to deal with all the bullshit drama

that surrounds every fucking piece of minutia 

that is Robert Pattinson.

There are certain quotes that seem to be causing

some people severe angst.

Personally, I don't get it...

But.

The first one that has Nonsten/Haters

all giddy and joyful...

is this:

"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog.

The relationship with my dog. It's ridiculous."

So of course... this means that he has 

no connection to Kristen.

Right.

Robert doesn't mention his family...

His friends... Anyone...

when he is talking emotional connection...

But yet omitting Kristen's name is what's important.

Obviously this means that Rob doesn't have an 

emotional connection to any human being.

Really?

I kinda thought it was cute that he was so

taken with his sweet little dog.

Sometimes owner/pet relationships...

especially ones you had since you were a child...

are important to you.

Nothing wrong with that.

Then we have THIS one:

"he tried to let go with the photo shoot accompanying 

this interview- it wasn't easy. 

'I hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. 

But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12 hour shoot, 

so you kind of get the picture that these women

are going to stay naked, after, like, 5 or 6 hours.

But I wasn't exactly prepared. 

I had no idea what to say to these girls. 

Thank God I was hung over."

SO!

Lots of stuff from this tidbit.

Some people were actually saying

that Rob must be gay!

Seriously?

If you don't get his sarcastic sense of humor by now...

You really should just get the fuck out.

And OK... 

So he WAS a bit uncomfortable with the naked models...

So what?

It is kinda awkward posing with naked women

that you just met.

I think that's such a normal thing to say.

Especially normal for someone

as shy and awkward as Robert.

It really just makes him all the more endearing.

Kristen last night at a benefit dinner 

for Haiti.

It was good to see her face.

Nice to see her smiling...

Especially considering all the bullshit 

that was spewed on her behalf last night.

The Vogue shoot was released last night as well...

I couldn't find an actual picture

that wasn't a scan of the magazine.

But there was a picture of Robert and Emilie

holding hands...

And it was a lovely picture.

Emilie looked adorably pretty.

She did.

And Rob looked...

Like Rob always does.

Gorgeous.

But of course...

The hand holding picture of Rob and Emilie...

is a picture of 2 people REALLY holding hands.

Although its not much different than the HB

picture of Rob and Kristen.

Don't people ever get fucking tired

of spewing endless bullshit?

Ripping every word and picture apart?

I'm tired.

The thing is?

I actually saw a spark of chemistry 

between Rob and Emilie in the Vogue pics.

It gives me hope.

Everything will be OK.

Final thoughts.

1. The DETAILS pictures were sexy hot.

I loved them.

I love Robert.

2. The Vogue pictures were lovely.

Both Rob and Emilie looked wonderful.

3. Kristen Stewart looked great last night.

I missed her face.

4. Every time there is a new interview...

or a new photo shoot...

doesn't have to be the end of the fucking world.

And doesn't have to be a

drama/hate filled attack

on Robert.

Kristen.

Or Emilie.

Just enjoy the pictures.

Enjoy the words.

It's never as bad 

as everyone makes it out to be.

Never.

I have faith in Robert.

He hasn't let me down yet.

Bye for now.

Robert Leaves Me Speechless.

I've been out of town the last couple of days.

Of course...

This was 'leaked' while I was gone.

Fuck.

Me.

Dead.

What can I possibly say?

Well...

I promise to be back to posting tomorrow...

All bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Except I won't be bright eyed

Cuz that sounds kinda creepy...

And I hope to God I won't mysteriously

wake up with a bushy tail.

That would be kinda creepy too.

I will leave you with 2 things that 

keep going through my head.

1. In reference to that motherbitching picture up there...

I can hear Robert singing "Never Think"...

and somehow these lyrics are fitting right now.

And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you're too far gone
Before nothing can be done

But it's too late.

I'm too far gone...

and nothing can be done.

2. I missed my blog.

Besides...

"Where else am I gonna go?"

Indeed.

Bye for now.

Details Drama? Not Robert Pattinson!

Details Magazine.

Do we have any actual details?

I'm sure you've heard all the 'naughty' descriptions

of the pictures that are supposedly

in the magazine with Robert.

Has anyone actually seen the pictures?

Anyone?

Bueller?

And let the Drama begin!

I'm not sure what to think.

Mostly because I haven't seen the pictures.

And I would like to save my opinion about them...

for when I actually SEE them.

But... look at that sweet face above.

Awww.

Guess what?

He's not that boy anymore.

I've gotten a lot of comments here...

and emails...

saying that this is a bad move for Robert.

That he doesn't need to do this.

That it sends the wrong message.

That he was unhappy doing it.

and it goes on and on...

I would like to give Robert the benefit of any doubt.

Because he may seem all goofy and shy...

and awkward and adorkable...

But he's intelligent.

And he knows what he wants.

Was he manipulated into doing these pictures?

Who knows.

I would hope not.

I would hope that Robert is the one

who is controlling his career.

And that he knows what he is doing.

So where does this leave us?

Nowhere.

For now.

1. Are these 'racy' pictures bad for Rob's career?

Does he need to do something like this...

now?

Personally, I think Robert wants to shed

the Cedric/Edward teenage image

that he is best known for.

Will it cost him some fans?

Probably.

But some fans also call him Edward...

And think he's a virgin...

and that he really does sparkle in the sunlight.

2. Did posing with nude models hurt his 

relationship with Kristen?

I guess only Kristen could tell us that.

But (again) she did travel to the UK

AFTER the photos were taken...

and spent weeks with Rob.

So...

If she was indeed 'upset' by the pics...

Logic shows us that she managed to get over it.

But since when does logic

play a part in anything connected to

Robert and Kristen?

Exactly.

3. If this turns out to be true, I will be so 

disappointed in Rob, and may stop being a fan.

I will never see him the same way again.

Hey... to each their own.

But if Rob posing for some pictures...

is enough to make you stop being a fan?

I'm guessing you weren't much of one 

to begin with.

Maybe this is Rob's way of cleansing his fanbase...

Getting rid of those who

only see him as pure, chaste Cedward.

4. I feel sorry for Kristen.

She has to deal with this whole thing.

Can you imagine how hard this was for her?

Wow.

Someone feels sorry for Kristen?

Hey... I LOVE Kristen Stewart.

But feeling sorry for her?

She's young. She's beautiful.

She's talented.

She's rich...

She's involved in a popular franchise...

and.

AND.

She gets to BE with Robert Pattinson.

I mean...

BE WITH.

Hang out with.

Travel with.

Vacation with.

Hold hands with.

Kiss with.

Work with.

..................

Yeah...

I'm not feeling too bad for her.

Besides the fact...

I think Kristen can take care of herself just fine.

She's done a great job so far...

Hasn't she?

;)

Bye for now.

I Think... Robert and Kristen.

Don't you ever get tired of all the drama

surrounding Robert and Kristen?

Oh sure... I've been known to 

dip my paddle into the pot...

and stir with a vengeance...

But sometimes

Sometimes you wish all the ridiculous chatter

would just fucking stop.

Sometimes you wish that people

would get a grip on reality

and not make every little thing

such a huge deal.

I've been getting a lot of emails about

Rob's upcoming photo-shoot in Details magazine.

I haven't seen the pictures.

I've heard about what they might look like...

Naked models.

Rob in compromising positions...

Stuff you would expect from a mens magazine.

"Rose- I'm so upset with this news of Rob

taking pictures with naked models!

It's so disrespectful to Kristen!

It's just not right for him to do something like this

and throw it in her face.

What do you think?"

"Rose- I'm scared to see these new pics

of Rob in Details magazine.

Why would he do something that 

is so not him?

Are people forcing him to pose in

lewd suggestive ways with naked girls?

What will happen with Kristen?

What do you think?"

I think.

I think that this is a magazine layout...

I think that it's pictures taken with models

with a zillion people around...

I think I'm jealous of those models.

I think that Robert wants to be seen as 

something other than

a teenage vampire.

I think that I can't wait to see

Sexy R-rated Robert.

I think it's not up to us

whether Kristen feels disrespected or not.

I think the fact that she spent 3 weeks with 

Robert in England AFTER the pictures were taken

tells us that Kristen was OK with it.

I think people just have to piss and moan

about anything concerning Robert.

I think that Robert and Kristen are together.

I think that I don't care if you do.

I think it's ridiculous to hate someone you don't know.

I think it's odd that people would rather

have Rob with anyone other than Kristen.

I think that together or apart,

I will always love Robert and Kristen.

I think that people shouldn't put so much faith

in gossip rags and twitter.

I think that no matter what is said

or what is done

People will continue to believe

what they want to believe.

I think.

Do you?

Bye for now.