Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Robert, Kristen, Emilie and Tom. It's Chemistry.

A few movie stills came out yesterday.
A couple from "Eclipse"
A few from "Remember Me"
And while I just wanted to sit back
and savor all the Robert goodness...
It became a battle of
MOVIE CHEMISTRY!
Of course it did.
Because EVERYthing is a reason to argue.
People aren't happy unless they can bitch about something.
Nonstens were all about the RM pics...
Because Rob wasn't with Kristen.
Shippers were all about the Eclipse pics...
Well, for obvious reasons.
But some people got confused...
Saying that the movie stills proved
Robert's feelings for Emilie/Kristen
one way or another.
 
Really?
Movie stills.
Stills. From. Movies.
Acting.
Are you as scared as I am?

So.
This is what *I* think.
(People without a sense of humor...
You better just leave now... K?)

OK.
First one is Rob and Emilie...
Remember Me.
Rob is smiling. Emilie is smiling.
(who wouldn't be smiling in her position?)
To me...
Rob looks like he is doing push-ups 
to keep from laying on top of Emilie.
Chemistry rating 1-10?
7
And that's because Rob is always hot in bed.
Remember... ACTING.


Eclipse photo.
Kristen and Robert.
Not smiling.. but looking intently
into each others eyes.
Kristen is laying on top of Rob...
Rob has his arms around Kristen...
(no push ups... lol)

Chemistry rating?
9
Well... you know I'm biased.
but remember...
ACTING.


Emilie about to kiss Robert.
Robert has his eyes closed.
Pretty sweet.
Chem rating?
I give it an 8.
Indeed...
Rob makes the taxi look sexy.
ACTING.


Kristen about to kiss Rob.
Rob's eyes are closed (again)
They are both pretty intent on that kiss...
Chem rating?
9
Why?
Well... mostly because I keep remembering
the fucking sexy strut that leads up to that kiss...
That walk trumps EVERYTHING.
Oh yeah...
ACTING.
Ahh....
Kristen and Robert.
Close together.
Pretty intent on each other.
Going in for the kiss?
Chem rating?
Fucking 10.
And guess what?
NOT ACTING.
;)


Rob and Emilie.
In the shower.
All kinds of sexy.
You can never go wrong with wet Rob.
Ever.
Chem rating?
Fine... a 9.
But..
WET ROBERT.
I would give it a 10...
but..
It's ACTING.


(I never get tired of this one)

Robert and Kristen.
On an airport tarmac.
Sharing a quiet, intimate moment...
Holding hands.
Yeah.
Chem rating?
OFF THE CHARTS.
I still feel the vibrations from this picture.
Oh...
And guess what?
Not.
Fucking. 
ACTING.

I saved the best for last.
Rob and Tom.
Walking on a street in London.
Both are smiling.
And isn't it great to see Rob smiling??
Two friends
enjoying themselves...
Chem rating?
OFF the charts.
Why?
Rob looks relaxed.
He's hanging with his good friend.
He's SMILING!
And guess what?
He's not ACTING!

:)

Bye for now.

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