Friday, September 4, 2009

Random Robsten


Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
They slither while they pass,
they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow,
waves of joy are drifting through my open mind,
Possessing and caressing me.
Jai guru de va om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.

Random Thoughts.

1. I've been labeled.
Yes.
I'm a "Robsten Shipper"
I'm a "Robstener"
I'm a "bitch"
I'm a "Shit-Stirrer"

Fascinating... yes?

I'll be honest with you...
A few months ago I had no idea what a 'shipper' was.
And since it means that I'm Pro Robsten...
I guess I fall into that category.
But I really don't think of myself
as a ROBSTENer.
I mean...
I'm not a pusher.
I don't clog up people's blogs and emails
with scathing attacks if they don't agree with me.
I just quietly... calmly...
State my opinions on my little blog.

That's all I do.
I don't personally attack anyone.
(I can't help it if you feel like I am...
because the descriptions sound like you.
That's your deal... not mine)
And I don't take anything negative
said about Rob/Kristen personally.

That's a HUGE difference.

I have been personally attacked
since I've started this blog.
And by that I mean..

People who cut and paste my words...
Interpret them their way
(and usually not as intended)
And then proceed to call me names.

It's kinda weird to be honest.
But I suppose I have gotten
rather descriptive with the
Twi-Twats
and the delusional Drama Queens.
So alls fair, I guess.
And right now?
I've got a smile on my face.
(Do you?)

2. AND...
This is a Robert Pattinson Blog.
It's not a Robsten Blog.
I know, I know...
I do talk about Robsten a lot
(A LOT)

But... um...
Hello?
That's Robert, too!

Anyway.

Doing my Robsten research...
I've asked myself this question.
Why do some people hate Robsten so much?
If you look around...
And read the bitter hatred...
It's because of Kristen.
She gets 99.9% of the attacks.
Even if they don't like Rob
(and yeah... the Team Taylors out there...
They aren't that keen on him...
I know, right?)

He doesn't suffer the same
virulent, abusive insults
That Kristen has to endure.

There was some online poll
asking why people didn't like Kristen.
Looks, attitude, acting style...

Blah, blah fucking blah.

The real reason is
*trumpets blaring*

BITTER JEALOUSY.

Come on...
You know I am fucking right.
These haters...
are fucking CHOKING
on the acrid vile that they get
everytime they see a picture of Kristen.
Or worse...
A picture of Rob and Kristen together.

And what do I do?
Well...
I live up to my labels, of course.

This bitch sticks her fucking paddle
into the Robsten pot...
and stirs the shit outta it.

Is that wrong?

Bye for now

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