Oregano Stalks Pocket Edward

I'm bored.

There's nothing really going on in Rob-land...

So I thought I would post some of the pics

I had taken for "Where's Oregano 3- It's Personal"

You know... Where Oregano is always lurking around Rob...

I kinda miss Oregano.

Remember when Rob was 'grazed' by a taxi

while filming Remember Me in NYC?

Some rapid Paparazzi chased him into the street...

Well... I found a pic.

Look who is driving the cab...

Oregano!

And his passenger?

Nikki, of course.

:)

Ah. The Rob manip.

Someone put Rob's beautiful face

on Oregano's stumpy body.

As. Fucking. If.

So there is my version of this picture...

Little green Rob wannabe...

Oregano tried so hard...

for so long...

But we all knew where this would end up.

Didn't we?

I remember vividly when these pics came out.

So much chatter about Rob kissing Emilie.

I saw zero chemistry between them.

And it has nothing to do with me liking Kristen.

Look at how awkward and stiff they are.

Pocket Edward already has the stiff thing working...

(with Oregano hiding in the sand...)

Now...

You may think I don't like

Michael Angarano

(See? I can spell his name right...

if I look it up)

But I really have no ill will

toward the little condiment.

He's the Nice Spice.

And he's supplied me

with much laughter

while making the Oregano videos.

And Nikki Reed?

Well...

I'm sure she's very sweet.

But the way she plastered herself

to Rob and Kristen...

kinda got on my nerves.

The hugging and the kissing

and the arm holding

and the giggling

and the photo ops

and the sharing the cigarette

and the attaching yourself

to whatever will

make people notice you...

Tedious.

I hope Michael and his new Kristen look-alike

are very happy.

I hope Nikki and her Greek Paris

are very happy.

Now that they are out of the picture...

Rob and Kristen look pretty damn happy.

Where is Oregano?

I reluctantly have put the jar

back in the spice cabinet...

I shall miss you.

Bye for now ♥