Thursday, March 25, 2010

Pack of Hyenas Chasing Robsten!

I have a lot to say today.
I've been thinking about how to say it.
In all honesty...
I'm embarrassed to be a Rob/Kristen fan right now.
I'm not sure why people feel the need 
to make this shit PERSONAL.
Seriously.
What is wrong with you?


This is how I picture some "Nonstens"
But I hesitate using that word...
Because I know a lot of people who don't believe
or care about Robert/Kristen being in a relationship...
And I happen to like these people.
Even if our opinions aren't the same...
we are sane, rational people.

Let's call them what they are...
HYENAS
A pack of ravenous, scavengers
foaming at the mouth...
Barking and snarling
over something that has NOTHING 
to do with them.
About someone they don't even know.

Now, I only know what I have read online...
Legal issues. Court documents.
Why do the hyenas get such glee from this?
Well...
Mostly its because they don't like what she has to say.
They don't believe her...
Yet.
They follow her on Twitter.
Keep track of her blogs/journals
And dedicate page after page
after page after page
After page
of attacks on this one person.
If you don't believe someone...
Then don't.
Why is it a personal insult to you
what she has to say?
What do you care if there were leaked pictures?
Do you have stock in Summit?
Were you the photographer?
Where is the outrage at all the previous 'leaks'?
People who gladly ate up all the pics from
Harpers Bazaar, Vanity Fair, Details...
Somehow got all offended at the Eclipse pictures.
Fascinating.
It's not the What.
It's the Who.


I don't know the details of this issue.
I'm not a lawyer.
But most of all...
It's none of my business.

But for some reason the Hyenas
are under the illusion that if this person
gets into trouble...
That all of a sudden Robert/Kristen will cease 
to be a couple.
That the whole relationship is based
on what she has twittered or written.
Um. That would be a NO.
 

Sorry Hyenas.
You need to find another carcass to gnaw on.
Leaked pictures has nothing to do with 
Robert or Kristen.
And seriously...
Do you think they are even aware of this kind of bullshit?
Really?
Yeah... Like they give a shit about gossip and innuendo.
Because you know that's all it is.
At least you should know.
It's the fucking internet.
You can say ANYTHING here.
Whether or not someone believes it...
Well..
That's up to them.
 
Up until a couple of months ago...
 I had no idea who the person in question was.
A friend told me about her...
So I read what she had to say.
Does she influence my thoughts? My opinions?
No.
I take EVERY fucking thing with a grain of salt.
BIG FUCKING GRAIN.
But she BELIEVES
And so do I.
So we agreed on common ground.

But let me tell you this.

I started this blog approx 1 month before
Twilight came out in theaters.
My ROBsession was about 3 months old at that point...
But even then...
I believed in Rob/Kristen.

Excerpt from Oct 28, 2008
Title of Post: Chemistry.
 
"I wanted to talk about chemistry. As in on screen chemistry. As in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. They have it. And better yet, they have it off screen as well. I think it is so obvious that there was a little sumthin sumthin going on between these two...beyond Edward and Bella. I have watched all the videos of the two of them...and they are just so INTIMATE with each other. The way they look at one another...the way Kristen touches Roberts face (and that, my friends, is intimate), the way they couldn't keep their eyes off of each other at Comic Con...their body language on and off screen. But especially off screen, because they are always touching...always close.
Now, I know that they are supposed to be dating other people or whatever. But there is definitely something there. I don't care what anyone says. And if they get right back into making "New Moon" (oh please Lord) they will get right back into their chemistry."


And this a few days later.
October 31, 2008
No title.


"And then the "Empire Magazine Shoot"...OH MY GOD. That is one of my favorite videos thus far. Watching Robert stare at Kristen...watching Kristen steal a glance at Robert (and honestly, who can blame her for wanting to stare at him?). The sexual tension... the CHEMISTRY between them is so obvious. Yes, I saw Kristens BF get out of the car with her in Rome...but seriously...does he even stand a chance? Nope. After watching how Robert and Kristen interact with each other...looking for each other...watching for each other...feeling obvious comfort being next to each other...I say its only a matter of time. In almost every picture that they took together...she leaned into him. So intimate. Sometimes I forget how very young Kristen really is. She is only 18. But she seems mature beyond that...You can tell how uncomfortable doing interviews is for her, because she has a hard time verbalizing what she wants to say. She makes faces...stammers...looks to Rob..."

Just goes to show you how long 
I've been a believer in Robert/Kristen.
This was before there even was a "Robsten"
Or "Nonsten"
Or any other associated bullshit.
I don't need someone to tell me what
is right in front of my eyes.
I can see.
I make my own opinions.
And nothing has swayed my opinion
since Oct 2008.

So if the Hyenas want to gloat over
someone being in trouble...
Just because they don't like to hear
what she has to say...
Then that is beyond disturbing.
It has nothing to do with you.
And it has nothing to do with Robert/Kristen
or whether or not they are dating or not.
Nothing has changed.
 
It shouldn't be personal.
It's just opinion.
You do.
You don't.
Whatthefuckever.

It shouldn't be personal.
Don't act all self-righteous now...
It's too late for the dutiful indignation.
It's obvious why you are drooling and circling...
And it's pathetic.
You've gone too far.

Hyena: Applied to cruel, treacherous, 
and greedy persons since at least 1670s.


So keep doing what Hyenas do.
Ripping. Shredding. Attacking.
Enjoy your meal.
Although I'm sure it still tastes bitter.
;)

Bye for now.

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Vanessa Hudgens Hairstyles.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Rob and Kristen. Clothes Hamper Wars...

The Eclipse poster was released yesterday.
It was cool... but predictable.
I loved that Bella was front and center...
This is her story after all!
Anyway.
Someone (forgive me for not knowing who)
put together this collage of pics from all three
of the movie posters...
And I found it interesting.
Robert hasn't changed that much...
He's still gorgeous as ever
although with every movie they get
closer and closer to my Edward ideal.
Taylor obviously has matured...
And let's face it, you can only get better
after wearing that horrific wig from Twilight!
And Kristen.
She looks so young and innocent in Twilight...
she becomes more beautiful
and more 'aware' of what her life has become
in subsequent pictures.
Love it.

Kristen out and about in LA/Beverly Hills?
Loving the smile on her face.

So supposedly she was looking at homes in Beverly Hills.
Supposedly for Robert?
Hahahahahahahaha.
Sorry.
But I'm still giggly from yesterday
and the Clothes Hamper Wars.
Yeah... something about a jacket?
Does it matter?
Well... to some people I guess it does.
Someone says 'look at the jacket... it's just like Robs!'
Then someone says 'NOOOO! It's not Robs. We can prove it!!'
Then someone says ' I love how Rob/Kristen share clothes'
Then someone says 'NOOOO! The jackets aren't the same, losers!'
Then someone says 'Blah blah same clothes blah blah'
Then someone says 'You study Rob/Kristens clothes, Losers! GET A LIFE!'
Then someone says 'Pot.Kettle.Black. Haters! GET A LIFE'
And back and forth.
Round and round it goes.
Where will it stop?
Nobody knows.

And if you aren't laughing at the Hamper Wars?
And getting all pissy over it?
I truly hope you will be OK...
Eventually.
Poor thing.


Well.
What else is there to say?
Kristen looking for a house for 'someone'
Kristen vacationing with 'someone' overseas?
Kristen and Robert sitting in a tree?
K-I-S-S-I-N-G?

The more information that comes out...
The more vile and bitter the hatred.
Its interesting...
Yet so sad.

Kristen is STILL a lesbian
(I guess Oregano didn't mind for the years they were together)
Kristen is STILL desperate
(I guess wearing your guy's clothes means that? huh?)
Kristen is STILL out of work 
(I guess she doesn't deserve time off)
Kristen is STILL pathetically following Robert
around and hoping to convince him to be with her
(I guess Robert has no free will about who 
he hangs around with)
Kristen is STILL playing the PR game
(I guess Summit has complete control 
over what she and Rob do on their own time)

Again.
Round and round it goes.
Will it stop?
Hell no.

Bye for now.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Kristen Vacationing in Budapest This Year?


You might wonder why I am posting about this picture.
How can I not?
It gave me a HUGE laugh!
That alone makes it worth it.
You see...
Earlier yesterday, I had seen the picture
of Kristen at LAX.
I thought nothing about it.
It wasn't until it was pointed out to me much later...
That she was wearing a t-shirt with a tear in the collar.
AND OH MY GOD!!!!
Let the hilarity ensue!
I'm giggling just writing this.
Now, I don't know who goes around analyzing
every article of clothing that Robert and Kristen wear.
But every once in a while they hit the jackpot.
Every once in a while...
They are right.
And when they are right?
The Haters come out in full force!
Let the Clinging Rationalizations begin!

1. "His shirt is white. Hers is gray. 
It's not the same shirt."

2. "What does she do? Go through his dirty laundry
and steal his clothes?"

3. "She's so desperate to hang onto him.
I'm sure he's sick of her wearing his clothes."

and my favorite Cling of the day?
*chortle*

4. " I have a white t-shirt that's ripped at the 
collar, JUST like that! I must be dating Rob, too!"
(as she takes out her scissors...)

5. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

6. And then.
Then.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry.
It gets better!
Then someone actually...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They...
ZOOMED in on the two tears in the collars.
And.
*wiping tears from face*
Came up with the clingy deduction that...
Rob's tear was straighter than Kristens!
Wait.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Come on...
You KNOW you are fucking laughing at this.
You have to be!
Fucking tears in t-shirts.
I had a smile on my face all day.
I'm smiling now.
So entertaining.
Thank You. Thank You.

Anyway.
I was going to talk about other
Kristen related bullshit.
But.
Since I'm still chortling at the whole
torn collar debate...
I will focus on brighter, better things.

Now, I know some people go on
and on about how no one wants to work with Kristen.
The girl has been working nonstop for years...
So if she takes a break...
It's because no one wants her.
Yeah. OK.
What these people REALLY don't want 
is for Kristen to haul her pretty little ass to London...
Or Budapest
Or wherever Robert happens to be.
We can't have that, can we?
I just know this.
IF I were in a relationship with
Robert Fucking Pattinson?
And I had the means and the opportunity
to spend time with him?
I would SO fucking be there.
And you know you would too.
And April 9th is her 20th birthday.
What better way to celebrate?
Besides...
Her Rob t-shirt collection is running low...
They need to exchange clothes again...
And Rob is particularly fond of the torn collar shirt...
He's missed it.
He's missed Kristen.
Ain't that a kick in the head?

Yeah. I'm smiling again.
:-D

Bye for now.