Twirl With That Girl

TWIRL!!!

Well hell.

I had just about finished writing a post...

and it got deleted.

What The Fuck is THAT about?

Completely irritating.

But then...

All I have to remember...

Is  LAST NIGHT!!!!

Smiles, smiles and more smiles!

1. Where do I even begin?

I'm not sure.

Here I sit.

Trying to put all my thoughts into words.

Coherent words...

and not something like...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Because I'm pretty sure I could just be

doing the Squeeeee thing for the day...

The week...

Maybe like the rest of the year.

And as much fun as 

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is to do?

I'm guessing it loses something in translation.

Well, Reese... I'm just sick of hiding it.

2. The Foaming Haters.

They were besides themselves before the premiere ever happened...

"THAT GIRL better stay away from WFE premiere!

She has NO reason to be there!"

OK then.

So Kristen does turn up at the premiere...

"THAT GIRL is a Famewhore! She is only there

because Rob feels sorry for her and she is trying

desperately to revive her career!"

OK then.

Kristen doesn't walk the red carpet.

She isn't even seen until she is in the theater with Rob.

So much for that theory.

"It's ALL PR! It's ALL been planned!
Summit and Fox are in this together!

You're fucking kidding... Right?

OK then.

IF it was indeed PR...

Rob and Kristen would have done the Red Carpet.

IF it was staged for optimum value...

There would have been more pics than

a few of them running to their car after the movie...

The fact remains that Kristen didn't have to be there.

But she was... Why?

Because Rob wanted her there...

and she wanted to be there

FOR HIM.

WITH HIM.

As Always.

Kristen has to be back in VC to finish up some filming.

So...

That alone tells you how important her being in NYC

with Robert

On one of the most important nights of his career...

was to BOTH of them.

No... Kristen didn't walk the red carpet...

The moment was Roberts.

There was no need to be 'seen'

But then...

I love how she changes out of her shoes so fast...

Hand in Hand...

3. Rob and Kristen leave the theater.

Together.

Arm in arm.

Hand in hand.

Depending on where people saw them.

Did I say together?

Rob and Kristen.

Why yes...

Yes I did.

Because Rob didn't leave with anyone else.

It was Kristen.

Like it always is.

And people lost their minds!

"Rob looks like he can't stand her to touch him!"

"Look at the way THAT GIRL clings to him!"

"Rob is a horrible boyfriend!"

But see...

That's your usual standardized foaming.

It got better when this happened...

Rob going in for the kiss...

And SCORE!

The embarrassed smile...

4. Oh yes.

Another kiss.

Granted...

It was quick.

Rob was laughing and Kristen was smiling...

But there were cameras in their faces.

And while the hand holding

and quick kisses are nice to see...

You could tell Kristen was shy about it.

But there were endless sightings of them kissing

and holding hands and being all close and adorable.

I imagine what we don't see counts more...

;)

Sure.

I can hear the howling from here

about it not being a 'real' kiss.

And this is ALL for some fucked up version

of PR...

But its all there.

Hand holding.

Kissing.

Laughing together.

Being Rob and Kristen.

Again 

and

Again

and 

Again.

Oh yes...

And AGAIN.

Spin it any fucking way you want to...

They are together.

You know it.

I know it.

 Bear knows it.

(and isn't Bear the cutest little puppy?

Loved to see him romping with Kristen's assistant... John.

Heh)

Walk This Way...

5. JFC

This post took me all damn day to write.

Not because I was pondering what to say...

But because I couldn't get a fucking minute to write it.

Damn

Twitter is fucking nuts.

All these videos and pics of Rob and Kristen

being all coupley and sweet

People sending me emails full of fun and mirth

So much mirth.

It made me start to wonder how this will play out.

Foamers are actually starting to hate on Rob now...

All disappointed in him...

for having the audacity to be with who he wants to be with!
Who does he think he is???

Doesn't he realize that lunatics are supposed to dictate

who he falls in love with?

Doesn't Rob realize that his dating THAT GIRL

is ruining his career?

What's the matter with him?

How dare he want THAT GIRL at the WFE premiere!

And don't worry.

The rationalizations are still out there.

They are clinging to PR as tightly

as ever...

I don't think they can let it go at this point.

I really don't.

It's right in front of their faces...

And yet they will still scream 

NON DENIAL DENIAL!!!!

Rob is just pretending!

He is an actor after all!!!

It will never end.

Ever.

 Now it will be more of the 

"IDontGiveaFuckSten" variety.

You know how it goes.

THEY DON'T CARE!

All they want to do is be a fan of Rob and his work!

So what if they spend 99% of their online time

trashing and hating on THAT GIRL!

They just want to focus on Rob the other 1%!

That girl is who Rob wants. Deal with it.

Kristen is THAT GIRL.

That girl that Rob wanted to work with.

That girl that Rob admires.

That girl that Rob spends all his time with.

That girl that Rob lives with.

That girl that Rob shares his life with.

That girl that Rob can't ever take his eyes off of...

That girl that makes him smile so big

That girl that he looks completely smitten with.

THAT GIRL.

His girl.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Keep up with the excuses and lies.

It only adds to the entertainment value.

B for 

BEAUTIFUL!

Rob and Kristen make a beautiful couple.

Gorgeous.

B for Bullshit.

EXIT STRATEGY!!!

Yes.

We all saw it.

Rob and Kristen leaving the theater

hand in hand...

And then kissing in the limo...

Yes.

Rob is distancing himself from Kristen.

Oh yes.

Mouth to mouth is a good example of that!

Having her at his HUGE premiere

is definitely a good way of pushing her away!

B for Because.

I adore Tom Sturridge.

Just because.

B for 

Bye for now