Rob and Kristen- I Love How He Loves Her

At the moment there isn't much happening on the Rob/Kristen front.

Which is probably good.

Things tend to get a bit frantic and crazy whenever they are 

near each other and there is a camera around.

Of course...

Being the snarky bitch that I am...

I'm sure things are interesting when there are no cameras around.

But I don't usually talk about that sort of thing.

I just allude to it.

Heh.

So since there isn't much to write about...

I thought I would share a couple of interesting emails.

No... really.

A couple really were kinda interesting.

Dear Rose,

I don't mean any insult or anything like that but why are you a shipper?

Just because you want Rob and Kristen together doesn't mean they are.

What happens when the day comes that you know for sure they aren't together?

What will you do then? Will you keep living in your fantasy world?

What will you talk about on your blog then?

-Just wondering

Well JW, I had high hopes for you.

You started off so "I don't mean any insult"

and then proceeded to insult me.

I actually get the shipper question a lot.

And to me personally... it makes no sense.

"People involved in shipping (or shippers) variously 

assert that the relationship does exist,

will exist, or simply that they would like it to exist."

Let's look at this from my perspective.

1. My main goal in life wasn't to see Rob and Kristen in a relationship.

When Kristen was with Stumpy Spice...

I wasn't all "I hope she breaks up with him to be with Rob!".

Although I knew... it was only a matter of time.

Common sense, really.

Short, Green, Flakey Rob-wannabe.

Tall, Handsome, Charming Rob.

No contest.

He was doomed.

But I do 'assert the the relationship does exist'

Not because I want it to...

But because it does.

I believe it exists.

Kinda simple... yes?

So I don't consider myself a 'shipper'.

I don't need a relationship between Rob and Kristen.

I just believe there is one.

I'm a believer.

As for the day when I BELIEVE they aren't together?

Life will go on... it always does.

And so will my blog.

-The non-insulted Rose

Rose- You are so full of shit. You act like you know all these intimate details

about Robert and Shrew and it's obvious you are just making shit up.

Why bother to lie to everyone and act like you know their lives?

There are no insiders, especially someone as stupid as you.

You really need to get a REAL life and stop living through Rob's.

No love- Me

Well...

Where do I begin?

1. I have NEVER claimed to have 'insider' knowledge about Rob and Kristen.

I don't make up 'shit' either.

I just write about stuff I see...

Things people tell me...

But most of all... my own logical interpretation of what is out there.

I don't lie to anyone... because I don't have to.

I have always stated that this blog is *MY* opinion.

But that being said...

I'm afraid you are wrong about a couple of things.

There are obviously insiders who are privy to Rob and Kristen's relationship.

There has to be. They are not isolated and separate from the world.

There are people who interact with them...

Who see them.. who talk to them on a daily basis.

Co-workers, Friends... Family.

Whether or not they talk out of turn is a topic for another day.

And last but not least.

"Get a real life"

Really?

I breathe. Therefore I live.

If I live... I have a life.

That line is SO OVERPLAYED...

It's been so overdone that it doesn't even mean anything anymore.

It's OVER.

Kinda like PR.

It's been done to death.

Let it rest in peace.

-  Still living Rose

Funny how you just never get tired of looking at these pictures.

Ever.

And I don't care if they are filming a scene from BD or not.

There isn't anything like how Robert looks at Kristen.

On camera.

Off camera.

It's all the same.

The boy is smitten.

With a capital *S*

I love how he loves her.

Thank you, Robert.

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *M*

S for

SMITTEN!

You can see it in Rob's eyes every time he looks at her.

Every time.

M for MEMORIAL service.

Finally laying to rest

"Get a life"

"I do that with my male friends ALL the time"

"PR! PR! PR!"

May they rest in peace.

And may we finally get some peace.

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- In Their Own Words

"Bella is in love with the DELICIOUSLY HANDSOME Edward Cullen a 104 year old vampire stuck in the body of a teenager played by the also DELICIOUSLY HANDSOME Robert Pattinson."

"She takes the iPOD back, pauses and bites her lip nervously. "This is what I wanted to show you on here". Kristen hands me her iPOD and flashes me a picture. It's a familiar DELICIOUSLY HANDSOME young man with an arm around Kristen and an arm around Jella her cat. Without saying a word, she quickly shoves the device back into her glove compartment and turns up the volume before I can say anything." -From Elle UK

"If Edward had to choose another part of the body to bite on, that’s not the neck, which would that be? Which part?" 

"Ass." -Rob

"I don't know if this is the actual reason why, but we have gotten better at hiding over the last year."-Rob

"That's totally the reason," Stewart concurs. "They just make up a story to go along with the pictures. If they never get the picture, there’s no story. We are just good hiders now." 

"Is it weird to do sexual scenes with such a close friend? Is that a bit odd?"

"No, we do it all the time." -Rob [laughs]

"It’s hard to actually take details from your personal life and apply them to a scene because, as much as you can identify with a feeling, you just get muddled. As soon as you start bringing your own stuff in, it’s like, 'No, that’s not right.' You’re playing a different person. You can relate, but you have to leave that stuff at the door." -Kristen

"I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it. It's like, No they won't! They’ll ask for specifics." -Kristen

"Appreciate what you’ve got and follow your heart and you’re all good. Don’t over complicate things." -Kristen

Kristen said: "I love Rob because he always wants to be the best. He can be very childish. When Rob does something right or wins something he talks with a different, little voice - like a five-year-old.
"Rob is sexy, in a tortured artist way. This might be because he is British. He's tall, looks like he is thinking all the time and is incredibly funny.
"I love the way he sings. It breaks my heart. And don't you think he's just gorgeous? Rob's also a very bad liar, he just can't do it!"

Who’s your celebrity crush?
Rob- "Kristen Stewart"

What did you dream about last night?
Rob- "Kristen"

MTV: What's something each of you have noticed about the other's acting style that really impresses you?
Pattinson: Kristen's the best actress of our generation, and that's why I wanted to do this movie. I don't know why she is. She's just better than everybody else.
Stewart: I think he's really handsome. He can't lie. He's, like, incapable of lying.
Pattinson: What she means is acting. [Laughs.]
Stewart: Nope. That's so not what I mean.

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 This post was brought to you by the letters R and K

Because it's all about

Robert and Kristen.

Ain't love grand?

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert Pattinson- Flawed Perfection.

I have a lot of thoughts in my head today.

Not all of them good.

So.

Starting the day looking at Rob...

WALKING

on the set of Bel Ami

Has to count for something.

Yeah, I know...

I'm kinda weird and obsessed with watching

Robert move...

But I seriously can't help myself.

And I really can't even explain how it makes me feel.

*sigh*

So by now...

I'm sure all of you have seen the 

clips from "Remember Me"

I hesitate to state my true opinion.

Why?

Because it's not all positive.

And when you are not all smiley and cheery

when it comes to Robert...

You get accused of attacking him...

or not being a 'true' fan.

But I look at it like this...

1. I love and adore Robert Pattinson.

I will go see any movie he is in.

I will buy any DVD of his movies.

(yeah, I have Haunted Airman, How To Be,

Little Ashes, and Bad Mothers Handbook

Goblet of Fire, and 3 copies of Twilight)

2. A TRUE fan will be honest...

and realize that even Robert isn't perfect.

Close..yes...

But flawed in his perfection.

And admit it

That is part of the reason we all love him.

3. There will be some people out there...

People who don't agree with my 

Point of View

That will criticize and attack my opinion.

And that's OK.

*deep breath*

I wasn't blown away with the 

Remember Me clips.

And for fucks sake...

it has NOTHING to do with Emilie not being Kristen.

And I'm not one of those lunatics out there

that refuse to go see this movie

because Rob is 'disrespecting' Kristen.

I don't have a problem seeing Robert

being intimate with another woman.

I want Remember Me and every

movie Rob is in...

TO DO WELL.

I have read endless tweets

and emails

and blog posts...

talking about the HOT chemistry between

Robert and Emilie.

That we have been blessed to see

REAL chemistry between co-stars.

Come closer...

Closer...

*clears throat*

I DON'T SEE IT.

Yes. Robert was gorgeous.

Yes. It's only a short clip

so I'm hoping the actual movie

will show me more.

Yes. Both Rob and Emilie's 'accents'

were weak.

Yes. Rob looked...

Awkward to me.

Maybe that's how he is supposed to look?

But his voice is so damn quiet...

It's almost hard to understand what he was saying.

The acting seemed...

Unnatural.

Strained.

I don't know.

I just want this movie to do well.

I want Robert to do well.

I want to be positive

But I can't lie about how I feel.

I thought the original trailer was good...

And I do have high hopes that

seeing the movie in its entirety will make a difference.

See.

I'm doing it.

I'm making excuses.

All because I love Robert.

And I know that the haters out there

believe that the chemistry 

(and I'm starting to hate that fucking word)

between Emilie and Robert is off the charts.

And I say...

From the first time I saw the pictures from

the set last summer...

I thought the interaction between

Robert and Emilie was

stiff and clumsy...

Seeing these clips hasn't changed my mind.

So throw tomatoes at me

if you must.

And believe me...

I hope my impressions of this movie

are completely wrong.

I will gladly admit defeat.

I still have hopes that it will be good.

I love you, Robert Pattinson.

In all your flawed perfection.

Bye for now.