 |
| Listen, do you want to know a secret? |
Guess what?
I'm hungover.
Again.
Impressive, huh?
Well...
Before you judge me TOO harshly...
My Green Bay Packers DID get to the Super Bowl.
So of course we had a huge Packer Party
at our local sports bar...
Food and drink abundantly available.
Especially the drink.
Lots and lots of drink.
But come on...
The Packers beat DUH Bears!
And there were like a zillion TV screens
and an incredible amount of people screaming and yelling...
So.
Yeah.
I'm hungover.
 |
| Do you promise not to tell? |
OK...
There's not a lot happening right now.
And you know what that means... right?
It means people just create drama where none exists.
They're bored.
They're frustrated...
They're idiots?
So the MTV MOVIE AWARDS announced that
a trailer from Breaking Dawn would be premiered at the show.
And oh my...
One side was all about writing MTV to not let Taylor go to the show!
REALLY??
One side was all about voting the hell outta anyone for 'best kiss'
so that Rob and Kristen didn't win!
REALLY??
Please.
 |
| Closer, let me whisper in your ear... Say the words you long to hear... |
LAME.
How insecure and sad must you be...
that you think the outcome of an award show...
matters SO much in the grand scheme of Rob and Kristen's relationship?
Taylor isn't a threat.
At all.
Either is Reese... or any of Rob's co-stars
(Except the elephant... Rob does seem quite taken with her)
And please
BOTH extreme sides of this are ridiculously the same.
Don't they see that?
One is complaining about the other one not wanting Taylor there...
But just a few weeks ago...
Those same people were not wanting Kristen at the
premiere for Water for Elephants.
WRITING CAMPAIGNS on both sides.
(and don't say it was a 'joke'... you know it wasn't)
Same bullshit.
Both sides of the debate.
Extreme Drama.
 |
| I'm in love with you. |
And oh yes...
An interview with Rob
when he was promoting New Moon.
So we know its not recent...
But still very telling in some ways.
Interviewer: "We've been interviewing some psychologists and they're stating that this boy (Edward) terrified by his "vampiristic" impulses is somehow like a teenager terrified by his sexual impulses. Is that it? Do you think that Twilight is this specific teenager metaphor? What do you think?"
Rob: "In many ways, yes. I think so. But I don't think it's just about teenagers. I think that, in this particular movie (NM), everyone can relate to the events, the story. It was this book that encouraged me to make the movies. I read it before making the first movie. Something about how you fall in love for the first time, especially for a young man. You tend to idealize the girl, your imagination is completely flooded and you think she's just flawless whatsoever. And the more you get to know her, the more you're in love with her and you think that she's perfect and there's nothing wrong with her at all. But, in the other hand, you see more and more flaws in yourself. And I think there was this emotional outline in the movie, with this vampire blaming himself for threatening the girl he loves' life. He thinks he's gonna kill her because he's a vampire, but I mean, anyway...it's a good metaphor about the fear you can feel about the real commitment of a relationship, when you come to realize that this relationship is really important and not just a fling. You're thinking 'If I begin this, is it gonna be for life? Or will one of us end up with a broken heart if we leave each other?' So yeah; it's a good metaphor.
Was he talking about Kristen?
Depends on who you ask.
But he is talking about falling in love...
He is talking about the real commitment of a relationship...
When you realize its more than just a 'fling'.
He is talking about being in it for life.
That wouldn't be Nina.
Since by this time...
That relationship was way over.
And he was in the beginning of his relationship with Kristen.
So
You tell me.
WHO is he talking about?
 | ||
| Listen... Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? |
Oh and people are howling about this being an 'old' interview...
Yet...
Somehow...
They always manage to CLING to ancient quotes
when Rob said he was single.
And by ancient I mean that shit is decomposing.
Thing is...
Rob hasn't said he was 'single' in ages (Years).
When he talks about falling in love...
(for the last time)
He could very well be talking about Kristen.
That's why this interview upset them so.
;)
 |
| Closer, let me whisper in your ear... Say the words you long to hear... |
AND
Since I got my fucking paddle out...
Let's discuss Oregano.
Well...
There's not much to say.
Ever since he lost his Kristen lurking job...
He kinda faded away into oblivion.
Harsh?
Nope.
Just honest.
Have you seen much of him since Kristen broke up with him?
Nope.
And yeah...
I'm guessing Kristen is the one who broke up with him.
Why?
Because she outgrew him.
Because she was only 17...
and teenagers fall in and out of love...
and because she was with Oregano for a couple of years...
and what girl falls in love at 14...
with the man she will be with forever?
Ted has mentioned Oregano a couple of times now.
Significant?
Not even.
He loves the controversary
(admit it... its entertaining)
He mentions MA...
BINGO!
All the Foaming Hyenas
and Insecure shippers flock to his site.
Come on people.
Such HUGE importance on a high school romance?
PUL-LEASE
Kristen grew up and moved on...
How DARE she!
Do you remember your boyfriend at 14?
Puppy Love.
We all go through relationships at that age.
We've all experienced broken hearts.
Doesn't make Kristen a bad person...
It makes her normal.
She had love at first sight with Robert Pattinson.
Can you blame her?
She wasn't married.
She was just dating a guy.
It happens.
All the time.
All the time.
Kristen has moved on.
Oregano (hopefully) has moved on.
Shouldn't you?
 |
| I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. |
Anything else?
Probably.
But it's time to put the paddle away for today.
Told ya I was hungover...
THIS is what happens.
Yeah... I know...
I should just talk about Rob
and Kristen
and sunshine and rainbows
and unicorns frolicking across the land
But the unicorns have been far and few between lately
And it's been kinda cloudy and no rainbows in sight.
So.
The paddle comes out.
Shit gets stirred.
Blame Rob and Kristen for being so ninja
and for being so content to just stay at home
and be all domestic and cute.
Imagine Kristen cooking...
While Robert plays the piano
Lovely thought.
;)
This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *T*
G for
GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!
We are going to the
SUPER BOWL!!!
SUPER BOWL!!!
T for
Thomas Sturridge.
Come out
Come out
Wherever you are!
 |
| Too fucking cute for words. |
Bye for now
♥♥♥
