Robert and Kristen- Forever and Ever

Things that make you go HMMMMMM...

Kristen.

NOLA Airport.

Yesterday.

What is making me HMMMM?

1) There is only ONE picture.

What the hell?

No video.

No other shots.

2) She is alone.

What the hell?

No bodyguard?

No one?

I'm not debating whether or not she went to L.A.

I think she did.

I'm just wondering about this picture.

And one final HMMMMMMM

3) Where exactly is Robert?

This is more what I expect when Kristen walks through an airport.

People.

Robert.

Glowering expressions.

Heh.

But see... this is how it always goes.

Kristen or Robert

show up somewhere without the other.

And immediately it's

THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

Seriously...

I'm fucking knee deep in foam as I speak.

Relax people.

So what if Kristen went back to L.A. for a couple of days.

I don't get all the drama ALL the time about this sort of 

mundane bullshit.

My husband is out of town for the next few days...

and guess what?

WE ARE STILL MARRIED!
Imagine that!

And you KNOW...

YOU KNOW

That if Rob and Kristen were seen together in the airport...

Then the whining would have been even worse

"PR! PR! PR! PR! PR! PR!"

"Kristen is a clinging famewhore!!"

"Look how MISERABLE they look together!"

You get it?

Of course you do.

CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING.

Because whatever move Kristen makes...

Whether it's with Robert or not

It's always the WRONG move.

In some people's eyes... she never does anything right.

But riddle me this folks...

Just where WAS Robert Pattinson this weekend?

Anyone?

Let's see...

He was seen riding a bike...

He was supposedly driving a boat...

HMMMMMMM.

But no pictures.

No actual proof of anything.

So...

Could he have been in L.A. with Kristen?

Who knows.

Maybe Rob's Halloween costume this year

was a Ninja!

Too fast for pictures.

Too quick to really see him...

IN, OUT
UP, DOWN

All without being seen.

The guy is good.

My thoughts?

1) Yes, Kristen was in L.A.

No, we don't know if she traveled alone or not.

Yes, Robert could have been there.

No, there are no pics to 'prove' it.

But there are no pics to 'prove' he wasn't there either.

Either way?

It doesn't affect their relationship.

At all.
Good fucking Grief.

2) Listen to ’Falling in Love’ performed by Lee McDougall.

If you’re sitting comfortably then let me begin.
I want to tell you a tale about the mess that I’m in.
And it all starts with a girl.
And shes breaking up my whole world.

Shes got this big green eyes, and there as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin’ the room.
I would kill just to be her man,
but she’s too cool to give a damn.

I’m falling in love for the last time
I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time.

She makes me feel like a king,
she makes me feel like a freak
She plays on me because she knows that I’m weak
And she knows just what to say, just to brighten up my day.

So now I’m feeling sick,
and shes still having fun
I guess she thinks that I’m thick, or maybe a little dumb
But it makes no use to me,
I’m a fool for misery.

I’m falling in love for the last time
I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time.

I’m falling in love with a girl…

I’m falling in love for the last time
I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time…

 

3) Now tell me that Rob didn't write that

about Kristen.

Go ahead and try.

 

Thing is...

Robert DID fall in love...

with the girl with the big green eyes

and...

It's for the LAST time.

With Acceptance Comes Peace.

Peace Be With You.

This post is brought to you by the letters *O* and *B*

B for all the BULLSHIT drama that gets spewed

over absolutely NOTHING.

O for Oreo cookies!

They are so yummy!

And for some reason they taste even better

when you eat them in bed...

and get crumbs all over the place!

and O for...

Olive Oyl.

I had a lame Halloween costume this year

(No, I'm not going into details)

But see... that's because I let B decide

and he always wants to do the same lame thing.

So...

I want to be Olive Oyl next year.

He can be Popeye... or Brutus even...

But I'm all about Olive.

Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert

Bye for now

♥♥♥